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Misheard Lyrics (Void-Filler)
« on: July 11, 2007, 01:37:11 pm »
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Re: Misheard Lyrics (Void-Filler)
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2007, 01:40:22 pm »
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« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2007, 01:41:52 pm »
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Re: Misheard Lyrics (Void-Filler)
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2007, 01:43:57 pm »
Gah, I'll have to check those out when Big Brother isn't watching. Either of you see Singing Bee last night?
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« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2007, 01:48:49 pm »
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Re: Misheard Lyrics (Void-Filler)
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2007, 01:53:01 pm »
you'd hate for there to be unbalanced reporting around here.
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Re: Misheard Lyrics (Void-Filler)
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2007, 01:54:59 pm »
Quote from: tophfar on July 11, 2007, 01:53:01 pm
you'd hate for there to be unbalanced reporting around here.

I'm nothing if not fair and balanced.
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Re: Misheard Lyrics (Void-Filler)
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2007, 04:25:50 pm »
Quote from: Andyzipp on July 11, 2007, 01:54:59 pm
I'm nothing if not fair and balanced.

Fair?  Maybe.

Balanced?  Doubtful.
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Re: Misheard Lyrics (Void-Filler)
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2007, 04:34:05 pm »
Quote from: Andyzipp on July 11, 2007, 01:54:59 pm
I'm nothing if not fair and balanced.

So I went to see the Fantastic Four movie with my son last week.  The movie was so terrible that even Jessica looked bad.

Now, how she looked in Sin City is a very different matter.
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Re: Misheard Lyrics (Void-Filler)
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2007, 10:24:11 am »
More like misheard heroin slobber.
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Re: Misheard Lyrics (Void-Filler)
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2007, 11:05:37 am »
Quote from: Andyzipp on July 11, 2007, 01:54:59 pm
I'm nothing if not fair and balanced.

She's got man-shoulders and looks totally plain when you see her in person.
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Re: Misheard Lyrics (Void-Filler)
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2007, 11:20:13 am »
Quote from: JGrave on July 12, 2007, 11:05:37 am
She's got man-shoulders and looks totally plain when you see her in person.

and this is relavent because....?
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Re: Misheard Lyrics (Void-Filler)
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2007, 11:22:07 am »
Quote from: Trey on July 12, 2007, 11:20:13 am
and this is relavent because....?

She is attractive but I think she's overrated.  

She's in this month's GQ and her shoulders gross me out.  
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Re: Misheard Lyrics (Void-Filler)
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2007, 02:13:43 pm »
Quote from: Limey on July 11, 2007, 01:37:11 pm
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I think I finally figured it out.  Eddie Vedder is speaking in his native Babelfish.  I could've sworn I heard something about a central gardener.
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Re: Misheard Lyrics (Void-Filler)
« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2007, 03:14:54 pm »
Quote from: JGrave on July 12, 2007, 11:05:37 am
She's got man-shoulders and looks totally plain when you see her in person.

I am just picturing a 5'8" 300 lb. man sitting by a computer in a stained hypercolor t-shirt with a bag of cool ranch doritos resting on his gut typing this.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Re: Misheard Lyrics (Void-Filler)
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2007, 03:25:05 pm »
Quote from: JGrave on July 12, 2007, 11:22:07 am

She's in this month's GQ and her shoulders gross me out. 

She has a real ugly toe on her left foot. Looks like Telly Savalas left index finger.

Sometimes misheard lyrics can be better than the real words. Like that song by Head East, "Shave My Wife I'm Going Down For the Last Time," or Elton John's, "Don't Let My Son Go Down On Me," or Jefferson Starship, "We Milked This Titty On Cock-n-Hole.
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Re: Misheard Lyrics (Void-Filler)
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2007, 03:29:57 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on July 13, 2007, 03:25:05 pm
She has a real ugly toe on her left foot. Looks like Telly Savalas left index finger.

Sometimes misheard lyrics can be better than the real words. Like that song by Head East, "Shave My Wife I'm Going Down For the Last Time," or Elton John's, "Don't Let My Son Go Down On Me," or Jefferson Starship, "We Milked This Titty On Cock-n-Hole.

"Never Been Any Reason" by Head East is far less known than those other two.  I bet most on this board have never even heard that song.

http://www.cduniverse.com/search/xx/music/pid/1178014/a/Live+On+Stage.htm
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Re: Misheard Lyrics (Void-Filler)
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2007, 03:39:26 pm »
Quote from: hostros7 on July 13, 2007, 03:14:54 pm
I am just picturing a 5'8" 300 lb. man sitting by a computer in a stained hypercolor t-shirt with a bag of cool ranch doritos resting on his gut typing this.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I don't even like cool ranch doritos.

Hey, to each their own.  I just think she looks plain. 

Now if we want to talk about Megan Fox, I'm all for it. 
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Re: Misheard Lyrics (Void-Filler)
« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2007, 08:07:22 pm »
Quote from: ValpoCory on July 14, 2007, 03:29:57 pm
I bet most on this board have never even heard that song.

I've heard that song more than I would care to.
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Re: Misheard Lyrics (Void-Filler)
« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2007, 08:41:30 pm »
Quote from: ValpoCory on July 14, 2007, 03:29:57 pm
"Never Been Any Reason" by Head East is far less known than those other two.  I bet most on this board have never even heard that song.

http://www.cduniverse.com/search/xx/music/pid/1178014/a/Live+On+Stage.htm


I can't imagine anyone over the age of 15 who hasn't heard that song more times than they care to remember.
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