Congrats...and now you've inspired me to tell a crappy joke!
A young couple are dating and agree that they shall remain celibate until their wedding night. Well after a short engagement the big day arrives and goes off without a hitch. In the limo on the way to their honeymoon hotel and coitus neverendus, the bride explains that she has a confession to make. "I have no boobs," she says. "None at all." The groom looks down at her lovely lady humps with a confused look on his face. "It's all padding," she explains.
But this wasn't the end of the confessions. "I don't know how to say this, so I'll just say it," sputters the groom. "I'm hung like a baby." The bride looks wistfully down at her husband's package, and wonders if their marriage will survive the night. The remainder of the journey and the check-in necessaries at the hotel go off with the minimum of conversation.
In the room, they undress in silence. As the bride slips out of her dress, the groom can see that she was not kidding. Flat as an ironing board. Even her nipples are inverted! But he loves her, and this will not change that fact. The bride, on the other hand, is having major issues about her husband. How bad is it? Will they actually be able to have sex? The groom takes off his pants and drops his shorts. The bride looks on nervously, and promptly feints at the first sight of her husband's weiner.
As she comes around, she is frightened and confused. "But...but...you said you were hung like a baby!!!"
"That's right," he declares. "8lbs, 20 inches!"
