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Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« on: May 30, 2007, 06:27:14 pm »
NO.    CINCINNATI    HOUSTON
1.    N. Hopper, CF    C. Biggio, 2B
2.    A. Gonzalez, SS    M. Ensberg, 3B
3.    K. Griffey Jr., RF    L. Berkman, 1B
4.    J. Conine, 1B    C. Lee, LF
5.    A. Dunn, LF    H. Pence, CF
6.    E. Encarnacion, 3B    L. Scott, RF
7.    J. Castro, 2B    A. Everett, SS
8.    D. Ross, C    B. Ausmus, C
9.    A. Harang, P    W. Rodriguez, P
« Last Edit: May 30, 2007, 07:18:25 pm by remy »
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Re: It ends tonight - Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2007, 06:38:38 pm »
God, I hate Aaron Harang.
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Re: It ends tonight - Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2007, 07:08:25 pm »
Narron ejected 6 pitches into the game, bitching about a called strike 2.
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Re: It ends tonight - Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2007, 07:08:55 pm »
good.  arguing balls and strikes on the game's fifth pitch is ridiculous
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Re: It ends tonight - Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2007, 07:11:04 pm »
WR left the curve high for an RBI single.  1-0 Reds  no outs
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Re: It ends tonight - Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2007, 07:11:53 pm »
Good.  Maybe they'll have as much luck with a 1-0 lead as we do.
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Re: It ends tonight - Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2007, 07:13:33 pm »
Quote from: remy on May 30, 2007, 07:11:53 pm
Good.  Maybe they'll have as much luck with a 1-0 lead as we do.

Or not.  Wow.
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Re: It ends tonight - Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2007, 07:14:19 pm »
Great, Aaron Harang CG shutout incoming now.
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Re: It ends tonight - Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2007, 07:18:17 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on May 30, 2007, 07:14:19 pm
Great, Aaron Harang CG shutout incoming now.

3-0 now... still just 1 out.  This game could be over before an Astro even steps into the box.
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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2007, 07:20:33 pm »
Quote from: remy on May 30, 2007, 07:18:17 pm
3-0 now... still just 1 out.  This game could be over before an Astro even steps into the box.

Whatever you do don't think about Woody Williams though. THAT is what will really fuck this team over.
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2007, 07:28:14 pm »
Damn it, I even decided to try Noe's suggestion, so I came home and mowed the yard. I come in, shower, and then turn on the TV, only to find out that we're already down 3-0.

Maybe the Fort Bend guy wrote that winning the series was "practically impossible" because he read strosrays' preview and saw that Wandy was on the hill tonight.
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2007, 07:29:12 pm »
Man, it's like Lance has no idea what's coming. Nice swing by Lee, though.
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2007, 07:29:19 pm »
Lee is one at-bat late with that one.  Ah well, I'll still take it.
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« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2007, 07:29:57 pm »
two out RBI double Lee off the wall to the left of the Crawford Boxes.  Ensberg scored from first without a throw home.

2 run game now, and it's early
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« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2007, 07:31:04 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on May 30, 2007, 07:20:33 pm
Whatever you do don't think about Woody Williams though. THAT is what will really fuck this team over.

Fuck that. After that inning it should be evident to even the most moronic that Woody HAS TO GO.
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« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2007, 07:34:02 pm »
Tonights Dodge Ram Question...."What would Mike Lamb do if he were invisible?"

seriously, that is it.
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2007, 07:36:45 pm »
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« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2007, 07:41:53 pm »
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Tonights Dodge Ram Question...."What would Mike Lamb do if he were invisible?"

seriously, that is it.

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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2007, 07:50:34 pm »
Has Wandy ever gotten Junior out?
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« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2007, 07:51:51 pm »
Gotta love JD.  Comparing the NL Central to Monty Python's "Twit Race".
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2007, 07:59:41 pm »
Wandy nuts up and gets out a bases-loaded, one-out situation (after a Biggio error). Maybe that'll be a spark for everybody else.
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2007, 08:07:57 pm »
And then the offense quickly puts his ass back out there
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« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2007, 08:09:14 pm »
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« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2007, 08:12:08 pm »
Hopper is quickly becoming Pissant3.
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« Reply #24 on: May 30, 2007, 08:16:38 pm »
Wandy's hanging in there, gotta give the little guy credit.
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« Reply #25 on: May 30, 2007, 08:17:58 pm »
Wow, magically white bunnies are just pouring out of Wandy's ass.  
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« Reply #26 on: May 30, 2007, 08:19:45 pm »
El Caballo continues to run like he's dragging a tractor tire.
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« Reply #27 on: May 30, 2007, 08:21:42 pm »
Aaron Harang is not a good-looking man. However, he appears to have turned into quite a good pitcher.
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #28 on: May 30, 2007, 08:23:11 pm »
I bet Greg Lucas was looking up pictures of Ashley Judd's tits instead of looking up her Golden Globe nominations.

I know I was.
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« Reply #29 on: May 30, 2007, 08:28:17 pm »
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« Reply #30 on: May 30, 2007, 08:30:48 pm »
Quote from: pots on May 30, 2007, 08:17:58 pm
Wow, magically white bunnies are just pouring out of Wandy's ass.  

This made me laugh.

Ashley's picture did not make me laugh, but it did make me smile.
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« Reply #31 on: May 30, 2007, 08:34:46 pm »
Lane is awesome.   
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« Reply #32 on: May 30, 2007, 08:36:00 pm »
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Lane is awesome.   

I like his attempt to adjust his eyes after taking a deadnut, down the middle, thigh high fastball on a 3-1 count.
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« Reply #33 on: May 30, 2007, 08:36:37 pm »
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Lane is awesome.  

Can Garner please explain how Lane gives you a better chance at a hit than Wandy?
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« Reply #34 on: May 30, 2007, 08:39:23 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on May 30, 2007, 08:36:37 pm
Can Garner please explain how Lane gives you a better chance at a hit than Wandy?

Wandy put a good stroke on the ball last time up. He got jobbed on a nice play by Castro (or whoever is playing second).
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« Reply #35 on: May 30, 2007, 08:40:17 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on May 30, 2007, 08:36:37 pm
Can Garner please explain how Lane gives you a better chance at a hit than Wandy?

Lane was a winner at every level.  he is also out of options, so even if he bats -.342, we are bound by the CBA to keep him on the roster, or face the wrath of a Trident wielding Sheriff Blaylock and his posse of rabid, switch blade toting wolverines.
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« Reply #36 on: May 30, 2007, 08:42:40 pm »
Quote from: Navin R Johnson on May 30, 2007, 08:40:17 pm
Lane was a winner at every level.  he is also out of options, so even if he bats -.342, we are bound by the CBA to keep him on the roster, or face the wrath of a Trident wielding Sheriff Blaylock and his posse of rabid, switch blade toting wolverines.

Then I say, bring on the Wolverines.
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« Reply #37 on: May 30, 2007, 08:43:02 pm »
i think i officially hate this Hopper character.   3 for 3 with a walk.  fuck, is that what a leadoff hitter looks like?
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« Reply #38 on: May 30, 2007, 08:44:30 pm »
Cue pravata...
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« Reply #39 on: May 30, 2007, 08:44:33 pm »
It's pretty fucking depressing to feel like a 3 run lead is completely insurmountable.

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« Reply #40 on: May 30, 2007, 08:44:36 pm »
Nice relay from everett. 
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« Reply #41 on: May 30, 2007, 08:44:56 pm »
And yet another fantastic play.  It doesn't get much easier in tossing someone out at home.  
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« Reply #42 on: May 30, 2007, 08:45:36 pm »
Quote from: Andyzipp on May 30, 2007, 08:44:33 pm
It's pretty fucking depressing to feel like a 3 run lead is completely insurmountable.



especially considering the Astros are facing the worst pitching staff in the league.
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« Reply #43 on: May 30, 2007, 08:46:16 pm »
This squad is going to break the crap out of that club record for a losing streak.
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« Reply #44 on: May 30, 2007, 08:46:48 pm »
Quote from: Navin R Johnson on May 30, 2007, 08:44:36 pm
Nice relay from everett. 

That was definitely a lousy throw from Everett, but it's likely there's not even the need for a throw if Pence doesn't do his little chicken hop thing out there after picking up the ball.

Meanwhile, Encarnacion finds an acorn at 3B.
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« Reply #45 on: May 30, 2007, 08:47:43 pm »
When Everett got the ball I thought, "this guy's meat." Uh-Uh.
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« Reply #46 on: May 30, 2007, 08:48:56 pm »
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When Everett got the ball I thought, "this guy's meat." Uh-Uh.

So did I. I thought they were running him into a sure out.
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« Reply #47 on: May 30, 2007, 08:49:13 pm »
Quote from: austro on May 30, 2007, 08:46:48 pm
Meanwhile, Encarnacion finds an acorn at 3B.

I wish Berkman would find an acorn.
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« Reply #48 on: May 30, 2007, 08:49:17 pm »
Quote from: pots on May 30, 2007, 08:44:56 pm
And yet another fantastic play.  It doesn't get much easier in tossing someone out at home. 

It didnt help that Ausmus for some reason seemed determine to keep his foot on the plate, as if there was a force, instead of going and getting the ball.
Quote from: austro on May 30, 2007, 08:46:48 pm
That was definitely a lousy throw from Everett, but it's likely there's not even the need for a throw if Pence doesn't do his little chicken hop thing out there after picking up the ball.

Meanwhile, Encarnacion finds an acorn at 3B.

whatever, that was a routine throw for someone who is so special in the field.   And a play that someone who bats 200 HAS to make every time.
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« Reply #49 on: May 30, 2007, 08:52:49 pm »
More Christmas presents for Drayton to buy.
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« Reply #50 on: May 30, 2007, 08:53:35 pm »
On a losing streak bright side, Mr. McLane has a new grandson. Congrats.
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« Reply #51 on: May 30, 2007, 08:54:38 pm »
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More Christmas presents for Drayton to buy.
I bet he don't buy high profile presents.
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« Reply #52 on: May 30, 2007, 08:54:50 pm »
Quote from: Andyzipp on May 30, 2007, 08:44:33 pm
It's pretty fucking depressing to feel like a 3 run lead is completely insurmountable.


F-E-E... uhhh, wait... you spelled "know" wrong...
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« Reply #53 on: May 30, 2007, 08:55:37 pm »
Could Dunn be had at the break?
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« Reply #54 on: May 30, 2007, 08:57:36 pm »
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Could Dunn be had at the break?

Not by this team.
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« Reply #55 on: May 30, 2007, 08:57:39 pm »
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Could Dunn be had at the break?

Deja vu... it's like 2004, 2005, 2006 all over again.
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« Reply #56 on: May 30, 2007, 08:58:23 pm »
Stupid Franchitti. Now he has AE throwing like him.
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« Reply #57 on: May 30, 2007, 08:58:42 pm »
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Not by this team.

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« Reply #58 on: May 30, 2007, 08:59:26 pm »
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Not by this team.
He and Lance could both play 1st in a constant shift. Even against righties.
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« Reply #59 on: May 30, 2007, 08:59:56 pm »
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It's pretty fucking depressing to feel like a 3 run lead is completely insurmountable.

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« Reply #60 on: May 30, 2007, 09:00:17 pm »
Nice piece of hitting by Carlos. A clutch hit by Pence here would be nice.
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« Reply #61 on: May 30, 2007, 09:00:28 pm »
Thunder Pants looked absolutely befuddled by the umpire calling time.
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« Reply #62 on: May 30, 2007, 09:01:18 pm »
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Thunder Pants looked absolutely befuddled by the umpire calling time.
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« Reply #63 on: May 30, 2007, 09:01:20 pm »
He's thrown strike one to how many hitters?  Have they looked or swung? Just got in from church and missed what Brownie said.
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« Reply #64 on: May 30, 2007, 09:01:38 pm »
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Could Dunn be had at the break?

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« Reply #65 on: May 30, 2007, 09:01:53 pm »
Whoa, bs strike one call to Pence.

Yeah, Reds are feeling generous
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« Reply #66 on: May 30, 2007, 09:01:54 pm »
Got a big break there.
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« Reply #67 on: May 30, 2007, 09:02:12 pm »
1st and 2nd, nobody out: quoth JD, "This could be HUGE!"

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« Reply #68 on: May 30, 2007, 09:02:24 pm »
Fidel Castro plays for the Reds???


Come on Luke. The force be wichya.
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« Reply #69 on: May 30, 2007, 09:02:41 pm »
Luke gets a meatball down the fucking PIPE...fouled back.  unreal.
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« Reply #70 on: May 30, 2007, 09:02:59 pm »
The inflield fly rule is with him.
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« Reply #71 on: May 30, 2007, 09:03:15 pm »
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« Reply #72 on: May 30, 2007, 09:03:26 pm »
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« Reply #73 on: May 30, 2007, 09:03:26 pm »
then pops up the next pitch 1 out....with AE and ausmus due up.   
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« Reply #74 on: May 30, 2007, 09:03:50 pm »
Stop me if you've heard this before: Scott pops up to the infield.

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« Reply #75 on: May 30, 2007, 09:04:11 pm »
Are you kidding me.....Way to go AE.
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« Reply #76 on: May 30, 2007, 09:04:12 pm »
Adam Everett, professional hitter!

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« Reply #77 on: May 30, 2007, 09:04:21 pm »
AE makes up for the lousy throw
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« Reply #78 on: May 30, 2007, 09:04:23 pm »
I cant believe, A that they sent Lee and B that he scored.
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« Reply #79 on: May 30, 2007, 09:04:33 pm »
RBI single Everett.  I can't believe Mansolino sent Lee.  I fully expected him to be out by a mile.  Thank goodness it was cut off.
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« Reply #80 on: May 30, 2007, 09:04:41 pm »
WOW, we actually scored a run after the first inning and not on the Reds bullpen!!
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« Reply #81 on: May 30, 2007, 09:04:43 pm »
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Stop me if you've heard this before: Scott pops up to the infield.

At least it was in fair territory.

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« Reply #82 on: May 30, 2007, 09:04:50 pm »
Don't get me wrong.  I'm happy for the run, but once again...Mansolino completely guessed sending Lee.
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« Reply #83 on: May 30, 2007, 09:05:03 pm »
Lee looks like he has a cinder block on each hip.
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #84 on: May 30, 2007, 09:05:12 pm »
Lamb comes thru here. I feel it.
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« Reply #85 on: May 30, 2007, 09:05:46 pm »
Lamb is .323 lifetime against YouRang.  Good thing he wasn't starting.
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« Reply #86 on: May 30, 2007, 09:06:01 pm »
Infield fly twice in the same inning. 
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« Reply #87 on: May 30, 2007, 09:06:22 pm »
Ooooh, I thought we were going to get lucky with an opposite field double down the line.

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« Reply #88 on: May 30, 2007, 09:06:24 pm »
With the level of traffic on this team, Stephen Hawking could coach third with no appreciable change in performance.
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« Reply #89 on: May 30, 2007, 09:06:26 pm »
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Lee looks like he has a cinder block on each hip.

He does.  I think they're called Berkman and Scott.
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« Reply #90 on: May 30, 2007, 09:06:39 pm »
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Lamb comes thru here. I feel it.
Was gas I guess.
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« Reply #91 on: May 30, 2007, 09:06:45 pm »
I'm going with HR by OP
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« Reply #92 on: May 30, 2007, 09:06:59 pm »
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Lamb is .323 lifetime against YouRang.  Good thing he wasn't starting.

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« Reply #93 on: May 30, 2007, 09:07:23 pm »
Palmeiro is due.
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I'm going with HR by OP
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« Reply #95 on: May 30, 2007, 09:07:39 pm »
Ugh.  OP SUCKS. 
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« Reply #96 on: May 30, 2007, 09:07:50 pm »
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« Reply #97 on: May 30, 2007, 09:08:04 pm »
The fact that JD is giving hitting tips is beyond comical.
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« Reply #98 on: May 30, 2007, 09:08:16 pm »
Well, that was pretty much it.  At least YouRang had to throw more than 6 pitches that inning.
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #100 on: May 30, 2007, 09:08:35 pm »
that is as hard as OP has hit the ball in a Month.  I'd as soon see Woody at the plate.

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« Reply #101 on: May 30, 2007, 09:08:57 pm »
With the revelation by Noe that they are all Christians, maybe they can pray between innings.
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With the revelation by Noe that they are all Christians, maybe they can pray between innings.

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« Reply #103 on: May 30, 2007, 09:09:58 pm »
I don't get it, 2 border line strike calls.  Where's the love for the home team?
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« Reply #104 on: May 30, 2007, 09:11:15 pm »
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I don't gte it 2 border line strike calls.  Where's the love for the home team?

I'm thinking that when you're on an eight-game losing streak and haven't shown any ability whatsoever to hit the ball, the umpires probably aren't going to be very accommodating.
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« Reply #105 on: May 30, 2007, 09:11:36 pm »
Qualls in to pitch.   Moehler is changing light bulbs and shining shoes in the clubhouse.
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« Reply #106 on: May 30, 2007, 09:11:48 pm »
I wish Drayton would get Carlos, Lance, Roy, Wheeler, Thunderpants, and Qualls and tell them to endure this year because everyone else will be traded.
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« Reply #107 on: May 30, 2007, 09:12:00 pm »
..I don't have words..  That's not a tough play.
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« Reply #108 on: May 30, 2007, 09:12:08 pm »
Wow.
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« Reply #109 on: May 30, 2007, 09:12:08 pm »
Bidge and Carlos need to get together with a live rooster and talk to Jobu or something.
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« Reply #110 on: May 30, 2007, 09:12:14 pm »
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I'm thinking that when you're on an eight-game losing streak...

It is 9, going on 10.
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #111 on: May 30, 2007, 09:12:19 pm »
Anyone listening to the radio? Milo's partner (whichever one it is) didn't even try to hide his disgust.

On another note - anyone watching on TV that can explain what happened? Both the radio broadcast and MLB.com's Gameday indicate Loretta came out, then OP pinch hit for him. Did Garner actually burn Loretta there, or what?

ETA: Gameday corrected itself, but Milo and OtherGuy (still can't keep them straight) both said Loretta came out, then got called back in favor of OP.
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« Reply #112 on: May 30, 2007, 09:13:05 pm »
In addition to running on Pence, I think people are starting to believe that they should hit at Biggio.
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« Reply #113 on: May 30, 2007, 09:13:25 pm »
Ya'll think we could cry foul on the Jennings injury and get Willy, Hirsch, and Bucholz back?
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #114 on: May 30, 2007, 09:13:42 pm »
Quote from: austro on May 30, 2007, 09:11:15 pm
I'm thinking that when you're on an eight-game losing streak and haven't shown any ability whatsoever to hit the ball, the umpires probably aren't going to be very accommodating.

Nine game.  I insist this team be given full credit.
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« Reply #115 on: May 30, 2007, 09:14:11 pm »
Quote from: BUWebguy on May 30, 2007, 09:12:19 pm
Anyone listening to the radio? Milo's partner (whichever one it is) didn't even try to hide his disgust.

On another note - anyone watching on TV that can explain what happened? Both the radio broadcast and MLB.com's Gameday indicate Loretta came out, then OP pinch hit for him. Did Garner actually burn Loretta there, or what?

ETA: Gameday corrected itself, but Milo and OtherGuy (still can't keep them straight) both said Loretta came out, then got called back in favor of OP.

Loretta was on deck, but never announced.
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #116 on: May 30, 2007, 09:14:15 pm »
Quote from: BUWebguy on May 30, 2007, 09:12:19 pm
Anyone listening to the radio? Milo's partner (whichever one it is) didn't even try to hide his disgust.

On another note - anyone watching on TV that can explain what happened? Both the radio broadcast and MLB.com's Gameday indicate Loretta came out, then OP pinch hit for him. Did Garner actually burn Loretta there, or what?

ETA: Gameday corrected itself, but Milo and OtherGuy (still can't keep them straight) both said Loretta came out, then got called back in favor of OP.

Not that I saw.  Wasn't announced on TV
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #117 on: May 30, 2007, 09:14:30 pm »
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It is 9, going on 10.

Right you are. On the plus side, it appears that my medication is working.
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« Reply #118 on: May 30, 2007, 09:14:35 pm »
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Ya'll think we could cry foul on the Jennings injury and get Willy, Hirsch, and Bucholz back?

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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #119 on: May 30, 2007, 09:14:43 pm »
Oh Brownie...hoping for a "wild" eight inning.  You're precious.
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #120 on: May 30, 2007, 09:15:01 pm »
Quote from: BUWebguy on May 30, 2007, 09:12:19 pm
Anyone listening to the radio? Milo's partner (whichever one it is) didn't even try to hide his disgust.

On another note - anyone watching on TV that can explain what happened? Both the radio broadcast and MLB.com's Gameday indicate Loretta came out, then OP pinch hit for him. Did Garner actually burn Loretta there, or what?

ETA: Gameday corrected itself, but Milo and OtherGuy (still can't keep them straight) both said Loretta came out, then got called back in favor of OP.
Gar may have held out Loretta for when there are no runners in soring position.
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #121 on: May 30, 2007, 09:16:07 pm »
"A wild cut"?
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #122 on: May 30, 2007, 09:16:19 pm »
Brownie says Pence was "really legging it straight back". Actually, it looked more like a Franchitti-style left turn at Indy.
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #123 on: May 30, 2007, 09:17:24 pm »
Bite me Laz Diaz. We need help.
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #124 on: May 30, 2007, 09:17:57 pm »
Harung batting in the 8th with runners on.  LOL.  He probably told Buddy Bell he would beat his ass if he took him out.   You dont get to face a lineup this chalked full of shit everyday.
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #125 on: May 30, 2007, 09:18:10 pm »
Quote from: austro on May 30, 2007, 09:16:19 pm
Brownie says Pence was "really legging it straight back". Actually, it looked more like a Franchitti-style left turn at Indy.

Looked to me like Hunter had little to no idea where the ball was hit, and was Derek Belling straight to the bullpen.
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #126 on: May 30, 2007, 09:18:30 pm »
Quote from: austro on May 30, 2007, 09:16:19 pm
Brownie says Pence was "really legging it straight back". Actually, it looked more like a Franchitti-style left turn at Indy.
Stupid Franchitti. Now he's taught Thunderpants how to play centerfield.
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« Reply #127 on: May 30, 2007, 09:18:57 pm »
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Harung batting in the 8th with runners on.  LOL.  He probably told Buddy Bell he would beat his ass if he took him out.   You dont get to face a lineup this chalked full of shit everyday.

Buddy Bell?  Is he the bench coach for Cincy?
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #128 on: May 30, 2007, 09:19:12 pm »
I feel like Bob Ueker in Major League.
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #129 on: May 30, 2007, 09:19:22 pm »
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Right you are. On the plus side, it appears that my medication is working.

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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #130 on: May 30, 2007, 09:19:22 pm »
Quote from: Navin R Johnson on May 30, 2007, 09:17:57 pm
Harung batting in the 8th with runners on.  LOL.  He probably told Buddy Bell he would beat his ass if he took him out.   You dont get to face a lineup this chalked full of shit everyday.

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« Reply #131 on: May 30, 2007, 09:19:32 pm »
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Stupid Franchitti. Now he's taught Thunderpants how to play centerfield.

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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #132 on: May 30, 2007, 09:19:33 pm »
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #133 on: May 30, 2007, 09:20:00 pm »
And whoever mentioned Harang being funny looking above is right on.   He looks like a guy who should be selling routers or XM radios at Circuit City.
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #134 on: May 30, 2007, 09:20:20 pm »
They'd have to go back weeks to find an Astro blast. So now they are showing the other team. Thats great.
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« Reply #135 on: May 30, 2007, 09:20:46 pm »
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« Reply #136 on: May 30, 2007, 09:20:57 pm »
The old man gets a double.  Well, it is the eighth.  We do have hope.
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #137 on: May 30, 2007, 09:21:04 pm »
I'd heard of Griffey's lack of speed, but turning that into a double for Biggio is outstanding.
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #138 on: May 30, 2007, 09:21:16 pm »
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Buddy Bell?  Is he the bench coach for Cincy?

I thought that is what Milo said when I was driving back from getting food.
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #139 on: May 30, 2007, 09:21:52 pm »
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Looked to me like Hunter had little to no idea where the ball was hit, and was Derek Belling straight to the bullpen.

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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #140 on: May 30, 2007, 09:21:59 pm »
Way to go Biggio. Come on Mo. get a friggin hit.
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #141 on: May 30, 2007, 09:22:03 pm »
Senor Tres Mil, going to right field is a good thing, do it more often.
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #142 on: May 30, 2007, 09:22:03 pm »
Ensberg starring down a 270 foot popup to CF is awesome.   
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« Reply #143 on: May 30, 2007, 09:22:12 pm »
I got 5 bucks that says Biggio gets stranded.
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« Reply #144 on: May 30, 2007, 09:22:30 pm »
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I thought that is what Milo said when I was driving back from getting food.

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« Reply #145 on: May 30, 2007, 09:22:40 pm »
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Way to go Biggio. Come on Mo. get a friggin hit.
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« Reply #146 on: May 30, 2007, 09:23:20 pm »
Puma hit that on the screws. 
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« Reply #147 on: May 30, 2007, 09:23:40 pm »
Berkman has got to turn the switch.
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Re: Commies@Cosmonauts - 5/30
« Reply #148 on: May 30, 2007, 09:24:02 pm »
We are within 1. Strike out Carlos.

Did ya hear that BBGs?
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« Reply #149 on: May 30, 2007, 09:24:15 pm »
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Senor Tres Mil, going to right field is a good thing, do it more often.

It seems like he actually has been trying to do that more this year.  He's had several hard hit balls to RF, unfortunately a fair number of them have been caught.
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« Reply #150 on: May 30, 2007, 09:24:33 pm »
nothing wrong with his last AB, took a outside pitch and smoked it the other way, just right at someone.   He still got the run in.
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« Reply #151 on: May 30, 2007, 09:25:09 pm »
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We are within 1. Strike out Carlos.

Did ya hear that BBGs?
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« Reply #152 on: May 30, 2007, 09:25:40 pm »
That commercial is creepy.
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« Reply #153 on: May 30, 2007, 09:26:24 pm »
Keep it close, Lidge.
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« Reply #154 on: May 30, 2007, 09:26:39 pm »
Loretta likes U2, A few good men, AND HITTING WITH RUNNERS IN SCORING POSITION, GARNER.
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« Reply #155 on: May 30, 2007, 09:27:04 pm »
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Screw you BBGs. I am turning into a baseball atheist.

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« Reply #156 on: May 30, 2007, 09:27:21 pm »
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That commercial is creepy.

What the fuck is that about?  And can I assume that if I were watching the Cincy broadcast of this game, the guy would have a 4 way on his head instead of an Astros hat?
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« Reply #157 on: May 30, 2007, 09:27:32 pm »
Frustration gum.
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« Reply #158 on: May 30, 2007, 09:28:03 pm »
Juuuuust a little high.
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« Reply #159 on: May 30, 2007, 09:28:29 pm »
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« Reply #160 on: May 30, 2007, 09:28:32 pm »
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« Reply #161 on: May 30, 2007, 09:28:43 pm »
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Don't do it: they're testing you.
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« Reply #162 on: May 30, 2007, 09:28:43 pm »
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What the fuck is that about?  And can I assume that if I were watching the Cincy broadcast of this game, the guy would have a 4 way on his head instead of an Astros hat?

4 way?
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« Reply #163 on: May 30, 2007, 09:29:53 pm »
Just two fly outs to the outfield tonite. Everything else was fielded by an infielder or a strike out.
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« Reply #165 on: May 30, 2007, 09:30:03 pm »
Good, quick appeal Q.
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« Reply #166 on: May 30, 2007, 09:30:18 pm »
On the bright side, Nails ERA is falling like his teammates batting average.
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« Reply #168 on: May 30, 2007, 09:31:53 pm »
He really looks like he's starting to get it back. He's even got a little bit of that ol' JR-style wildness to keep the batters loose.
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« Reply #169 on: May 30, 2007, 09:32:20 pm »
Plunk him in the head, Nails.
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Cincinnati chili sounds very weird.  A friend from Cincy brought some to a NYE party I was at this year and it tasted like it had cinnamon in it.  She said the other famous kind of Cincy chili has chocolate in it.  Thank you, no.
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« Reply #171 on: May 30, 2007, 09:33:57 pm »
I liked the one where the robbers broke in the house and then quit busting up stuff because they homeowners were Astro fans.

The robbers must have felt sorry for them.
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« Reply #172 on: May 30, 2007, 09:34:36 pm »
Lamb, that was the lamest answer ever.
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« Reply #173 on: May 30, 2007, 09:34:43 pm »
How about instead of making fucking mood bottles, you try to brew a beer that doesn't taste like pasteurized foot sweat?
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« Reply #174 on: May 30, 2007, 09:34:57 pm »
holy motherfucking attem balls.  god hates this team.
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« Reply #175 on: May 30, 2007, 09:35:02 pm »
I've always wondered what Mike Lamb would do if he were invisible.
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« Reply #176 on: May 30, 2007, 09:35:13 pm »
What the, aaaahhhh, another beebee out
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« Reply #177 on: May 30, 2007, 09:35:29 pm »
3 pitches, 2 outs.
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« Reply #178 on: May 30, 2007, 09:35:40 pm »
3 pitch save????
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« Reply #179 on: May 30, 2007, 09:36:13 pm »
Why wouldn't YouRang throw a complete fucking game?
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« Reply #180 on: May 30, 2007, 09:36:31 pm »
Way to save Loretta. We need him after the game.
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« Reply #181 on: May 30, 2007, 09:36:42 pm »
Quote from: Jose Cruz III on May 30, 2007, 09:35:02 pm
I've always wondered what Mike Lamb would do if he were invisible.

This month, Lamb has been invisible.
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« Reply #182 on: May 30, 2007, 09:36:58 pm »
1 more loss to tie the club record. 
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« Reply #183 on: May 30, 2007, 09:37:05 pm »
Shitfuck.
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« Reply #184 on: May 30, 2007, 09:37:32 pm »
Sean Berry better be checking the classifieds right about now.
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« Reply #185 on: May 30, 2007, 09:38:00 pm »
Fuck. Double digit losing streak.
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« Reply #186 on: May 30, 2007, 09:38:26 pm »
20 friggin complete games thrown in all of MLB this year and 6 of them have been against the Astros.  :o
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« Reply #187 on: May 30, 2007, 09:38:44 pm »
The Astros have a soccer offense.
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« Reply #188 on: May 30, 2007, 09:39:00 pm »
Lost in all this is the fact that we just lost a home series to what was (before this series) the worst team in baseball.

Stand pat, Tim.  All is fine.  All.  Is.  Fine.  It's just a phase.  We're not this bad, we're just bigboned.
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« Reply #189 on: May 30, 2007, 09:39:12 pm »
Quote from: Jose Cruz III on May 30, 2007, 09:36:31 pm
Way to save Loretta. We need him after the game.

Had to save a PH for the P, just in case.
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« Reply #190 on: May 30, 2007, 09:39:19 pm »
Boys and girls, baseball satans is the way to go.
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« Reply #191 on: May 30, 2007, 09:40:38 pm »
Jimmy Wynn is a handsome jack.
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« Reply #192 on: May 30, 2007, 09:40:50 pm »
Quote from: Jose Cruz III on May 30, 2007, 09:38:26 pm
20 friggin complete games thrown in all of MLB this year and 6 of them have been against the Astros.  :o

Heard that too... doublechecked.  36 in MLB, 20 in NL.  So, we got that going for us, which is nice.
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« Reply #193 on: May 30, 2007, 09:41:12 pm »
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Jimmy Wynn is a handsome jack.

Have we won since he signed on with the Astros?  Maybe he brought the bad luck.
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« Reply #194 on: May 30, 2007, 09:41:54 pm »
Quote from: Lurch on May 30, 2007, 09:40:50 pm
Heard that too... doublechecked.  36 in MLB, 20 in NL.  So, we got that going for us, which is nice.
Oh. Thats much better.
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Quote from: JaneDoe on May 30, 2007, 09:41:12 pm
Have we won since he signed on with the Astros?  Maybe he brought the bad luck.
I don't remember the last time we won. So I'm not sure.
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« Reply #196 on: May 30, 2007, 09:43:28 pm »
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Oh. Thats much better.

Better as in only having nut cancer instead of Ebola...
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« Reply #197 on: May 30, 2007, 09:44:34 pm »
Quote from: remy on May 30, 2007, 09:37:32 pm
Sean Berry better be checking the classifieds right about now.
He works for the Astros?
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Quote from: The Spleen on May 30, 2007, 09:43:28 pm
Better as in only having nut cancer instead of Ebola...
Thats what I meant.
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« Reply #199 on: May 30, 2007, 09:47:56 pm »
Quote from: JaneDoe on May 30, 2007, 09:41:12 pm
Have we won since he signed on with the Astros?  Maybe he brought the bad luck.

Yep, just checked.  Press release was May 20th.  First day of the losing streak.   

ITS ALL YOUR FAULT WYNN.
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