Author Topic: Okay, we're just the guys to slumpbust this 8 gamer.... whose with me!  (Read 3330 times)

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For all you AA (Austin Astros), I know this is late notice and all, but we may have to just meet like the old days (our regular Tuesday night AA meeting) and bust this slump up!  Plus we have the added feature of Austin's own Matt Belisle going tonight for the opposition and the return of the Waco Kid to the Houston rotation.  And we have all this talk about Shiner 98 means there is a converenge here that one must not ignore.

So, do we have a quorum and a rightful place to meet?  Please advise here if you can meet tonight so we can mix our unique powers together and get this mutha' over with already and maybe provide good vibes for Belisle in the mix.

Lil Woodrows?  Pluckers?  Dave and Busters?

What say ye?

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Damn. I thought this was going to be about eating frito pie.
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Damn. I thought this was going to be about eating frito pie.

Is that you Gracie?

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Damn. I thought this was going to be about eating frito pie.

Yes, we will eat frito pie at the place we meet... come on Austinites... let me hear from you!

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Yes, we will eat frito pie at the place we meet... come on Austinites... let me hear from you!
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I'm in, but I won't be there until gametime or after, assuming its not too far from downtown.
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I'm in, but I won't be there until gametime or after, assuming its not too far from downtown.

I'll be leaving from work as well and Dave and Buster or Pluckers on 183 and Braker are the closest places to me.

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I'll be leaving from work as well and Dave and Buster or Pluckers on 183 and Braker are the closest places to me.

Hmmm, lets poll the unwashed masses and see if we can find somewhere in the middle.

I think I can limp my Mustang up Lamar and Burnet to Pluckers, should it be nessecary. Just trying to not put much stress on my spare tire.
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I think I can limp my Mustang up Lamar and Burnet to Pluckers, should it be nessecary. Just trying to not put much stress on my spare tire.

Please, God, let this be literal.
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Hmmm, lets poll the unwashed masses and see if we can find somewhere in the middle.

I think I can limp my Mustang up Lamar and Burnet to Pluckers, should it be nessecary. Just trying to not put much stress on my spare tire.

Yeah, meant Burnet, not Braker.  My bad.

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Shit. Too late for me to spring into action tonight. Holler at me next time you rally the troops and I'll try to make it.
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It'll be a hell of a drive, but I'll be there.   In the bathroom.  Listening to you fuckers talk about me while the Astros rally.

I'll be pulling for the team.

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It'll be a hell of a drive, but I'll be there.   In the bathroom.  Listening to you fuckers talk about me while the Astros rally.

I'll be pulling for the team.

>mutter mutter mutter< Alkie! >mutter mutter<

ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT ME?!
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>mutter mutter mutter< Alkie! >mutter mutter<

ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT ME?!

The best part was when we actually made him go back into the bathroom once he freed himself.  "GO BACK IN THERE!!! BILLY SPIERS JUST HIT A DOUBLE!"  Alkie ran back in there like a good soldier that he is.

And then I got locked into the same bathroom for some unexplicable reason and had some frat guy banging on the door while I tried to unlatch the motherfucker.  He bent the latch so it made the whole exercise useless and made me cry.

Once I was able to use my powers to straighten it enough to release myself, the drunken baffoon could only say "took you long enough!".  What a maroon!

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The best part was when we actually made him go back into the bathroom once he freed himself.  "GO BACK IN THERE!!! BILLY SPIERS JUST HIT A DOUBLE!"  Alkie ran back in there like a good soldier that he is.

And then I got locked into the same bathroom for some unexplicable reason and had some frat guy banging on the door while I tried to unlatch the motherfucker.  He bent the latch so it made the whole exercise useless and made me cry.

Once I was able to use my powers to straighten it enough to release myself, the drunken baffoon could only say "took you long enough!".  What a maroon!

Those were good times...
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Those were good times...

Except for the crying part... yes, yes they were!

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Shit, y'all have fun. I'm definitely in next time.

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Shit, y'all have fun. I'm definitely in next time.

I had to bow out last minute.  Some minor, but serious, car troubles on the way home just now and I can't move anywhere until I take care of it.

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In the bathroom.  I'll be pulling for the team.
   Ugh?

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Once I was able to use my powers to straighten it enough to release myself...

Also ugh?
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Also ugh?

I thought it was rather funny.
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