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Ugh, why is Fergie singing this song???
You know, that Tom Brady would be one sexy woman if she'd shave.
And they've already had a 1984-themed commercial... I'm sensing a theme here.
How come no one in commericals ever shaves?
None of which are uglier than Ben himself. He is one ugly SOB.
Poor Ben.........
Then what the fuck are they doing performing at the Super Bowl?
Can the Black Eyed Peas really rock?
Art. Interpret it how you wish. (let me know what you come up with)
Dragons, fire, fireworks.... dont worry, it'll come together
Bet that coke commercial looked good on the design board.
Did they just say that the injured guy on the cart threw his own helmet on his foot??
She needs Joan Rivers' plastic surgeon.
Madonna did. In that thing she called a "book."
You mean they weren't selling M&M's?
It was an epic of epic epicness.
At least the equipment's newer and less-used.
It begins.
Pay up, bitches.
I don't care to see her at all. Talk about getting whupped with the ugly stick...
I didn't really care to see Cameron Diaz feeding A-Rod like that.
OK...I'm officially creeped out by Doritos now. They need to rethink the homoeroticism in their Super Bowl commericials.
First Super Bowl to have both teams come out in yeller paints. History.
The Steelers can't afford a decal for both side of their helmets?
Why can't a football game be about a football game?
That's why I'm watching the Puppy Bowl VII.
I would talk about the weather here in DC, but nobody give a fuck about 40. Nobody remember 40, and y'all niggas is giving me way too many 40-degree days! What the fuck?
I'm surprised no one has mentioned a wine from Chile yet.
Pretty much any bold flavored red compliments chili just fine. After all, chili is basically a ragout.
If you were to drink wine with chili, what wine would you drink? Chateau d'Yquem?
You chose to live there, no bitching.
WFW
I like reading Nero Wolfe mysteries - it's always fascinating when he talks about not wanting to take any cases in December because he would only be getting 5-10% of the income. How was that ever the law?
What do you mean capped?
Essentially team captains picked their teams in a fantasy draft type of scenario. The whole process described here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_NHL_All-Star_Game#New_format
I think the way the NHL did the All-Star game this year was interesting and more fun than "making it count".
Wow.
And you abandoned Texas for New York. But we still talk to you.
So EVERYBODY cheated but UT. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Hobbs.
Exactly.
Not serious but not ridiculous question:
Could the Horns beat the Cavs right now?
I'll be in New Mexico in a fucking snowstorm. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuckity fuck!
They are far and away the best defensive team in the country. They're becoming one of the best offensive teams, too.
Haven't watched them enough to know, but I'll take us against anyone.
I'm grateful for the USC game. According to Gary Johnson, the players found out afterwards that the USC scouting report was basically "they're soft, just get into them a little and they'll roll over".
ESPN halftime is reconsidering their assertion that there are no great teams this season.
Halftime: 45-20.
UT 53% FG, A&M 25%
A rebound just passed through 3 Aggie hands to the Horns.
Their spirit is completely broken.
I'm not saying that I'm right, I'm saying that it's the way I feel.
I like Berkman and appreciate his candor, and I hope he has a good year but that the Cards fall short anyway.
Y'all sent Les Mizzou-rables home with a loss. Good job.
even with UConn's loss?
The Dukies are getting slaughtered
I would say #5 behind OSU, Pitt, Duke, and UConn.
Oh. Well, I've always sat on the floor. I'd have no idea what it's like to Willy Loman up to the nether reaches and endure being surrounded by the Axis.
The guy is a fucking clown and it is not going to bother me at all to watch him struggle in a Jake uniform.
But I'd sort of like to feel like I'm getting something beyond scorching my nuts off standing around with a bunch of drunken necks in a parking lot.
Why do you think this? I find MSG to be the greatest venue I have ever encountered for NBA basketball, by far.
I'm sure there are people who do. Obviously there are more expensive seats, and depending on the number of seats you have, I'm sure $5 grand probably is common. But you don't have to drop that much. My PSL's were $600/seat, btw. The bill I got yesterday said that Texans ticket prices were 16th out of the 32 teams, squarely middle of the pack in terms of price.
Now, this is just for the ticket and parking pass. What you spend *while* attending is another matter. I'd guess we spend about $50-75/game in beer and food for tailgating. Probably $30/game for beer inside. And don't ask me how much I've spent on grills, tents, tailgating shit, etc.
Mine are $70/game for 10 games. Parking is $45/game. For two tickets and parking, it's $1,850/season.
Thank God for television.
It varies wildly depending on where you sit. My seats are in the corner, club level (not club seats), and they're $70 a game or so. We park in the Blue Lot and I think it's like $50 a game although I could be mistaken.
If you have club seats I think they're $300 a game, maybe $350. If you sit up in the cobwebs I think there are tickets that are in the area of $40 although I'm not sure if those seats are offered as a part of a season ticket plan.
That was my reaction also, you really can't ask for much more than that. And hell, the 1% interest he's offering is more than I get on my checking account at the moment so if there's a season-long work stoppage I could conceivably come out ahead!
I was on Wheel of Fortune when they filmed in Houston about 13 years ago. The check I got from them was exactly what I won, no taxes or anything withheld. If I remember correctly, when it got time to file income taxes, I ended up having to claim it as income from the state of California, and pay California state taxes on the winning (in addition to federal taxes). I'm sure someone who actually knows something about this will tell me that that is wrong and I should have done something else, but that's what I remember happening. I also remember it being a huge pain in the ass.
First, you could stop teasing us and getting our hopes up.
The login question I cannot help you with, however, I am working on global warming as I type. Looks promising.
congrats and well done
Also, Chuck and I - using highly technical juxtaposition, line-of-sight technology, geometry, trigonometry and a few other 'ometries - verified that in now way is Wallace over 6' tall.
Congratulations. Great name.
My son, Hank Williams Wiatrek Trum, born this morning at 3:45 am. 9 pounds 8 ounces. Mama and baby healthy and doing great!
I wonder how many people decide to attend a game based on concession stand offerings? Are there people who sit around thinking, "I've never gone to a baseball game before, but now that they've got Little Bigs, I'm going to go--I love baseball go Astros!."
About five seconds of carpet munching does not overcome two hours of bat shit crazy self mutilation. I like my sapphic action without knife play and purging.
"Nina is anfeaturedexotic dancer intheNew York CityBalletwho finds herself locked in a web ofcompetitive intrigueerotic desires with a new rival at the company"
sigh was the food really better in the dome or was i just drunk more often
Should've been "food stuff".
I am now going to root for the Steelers.
That was the most impressive win in Barnes' career, in my opinion. What a great comeback.
i plan to iggy him this summer and not slink over to the dark side
Gone and forgotten. He's nothing more than an Elvis impersonating, Hi-Ho gorveling member of the Reach Around Gang.
Tongue wrestling in the concourses.
Also, FYI, if you're a fan of sporting events AND having the whole men's restroom to yourself...go to a Comets game.
Also, they only sell liquor and wine in the state licensed liquor and wine stores. Which are not the state licensed beer stores. And like the state licensed beer stores, the state licensed liquor and wine stores are not allowed to sell anything other liquor and wine. Such as mixers or ice.
If you want to pick up some beer, gin and tonic, you have to make three stops.
If they really wanted to save money, they'd go after the arcane liquor distribution system. Of course, those guys pay a bribe to the Legislature every year so that's unlikely to happen anytime soon.
How the fuck are those laws still on the books
Ah, the city that never sleeps.
Those Padres, Giants and Cardinals killed me.
76. Franklin Stubbs...are you shittin' me?
It is my not uninformed opinion that the chicks at Gateway are hotter than those at Osceola or Liberty. Celebration High? That's another story.
Dude. There's a high school right across the street from the stadium. Gateway High School. The school day ends at 2:40, 1:40 on Wednesdays.
I'm suddenly in the market for a new (to me) car, and i'm thinking about something in the "gently used" category. Does anybody have experience with Texas Direct Auto or CarMax? I don't have to buy today or anything, but i'm now without transport and that doesn't really fly with my work/baby duties. Thanks.
[Sorry Morgan, couldn't resist that one]
Casey Matthews for Oregon is brother to Clay Matthews of the Packers. I thought they looked familiar with the long hair.
Ok. All bullshit aside. That is one HELL of a halftime right there. Damn fine.
Boy, that Nick Saban really looks comfortable in the commentator chair, doesn't he?
Tim found his fuel, didn't you see?
Hey! Urban Meyer! Feel some weird tightening in your chest?
Breath getting short? Dizzy?
The deserted desert SW?
It was in the middle of a shitload of parking lots in the middle of nowhere.
Yeah, but he's at least coming off of a stroke.
Damn. The balls on that team. Shovel pass from your own 1?
Holy fuck. That was embarrassing.
VY would've scored on that play.
Somebody bought the name and brought it back, I don't remember who.
VY Lite.
That's quite a rotation.
Auburn needs to be careful, because Oregon is prone to just blowing people out in the second half of games.
Sure, I can look forward to a 6-12 season now.
Just when it looks like this cute brand of football doesn't work against the SEC, they burn the shit out of Auburn.
That was fucking retarded.
Well, that may be true
What conference these refs from, anybody know? I could swear I've already seen 2 uncalled horse collars.
False. Mike Greenberg this morning showed his ass to the world by stating not only that Cam Newton would be a better pro than VY, but that he was a better college player than VY.
My father-in-law is an Auburn alum. I'm rooting for the Tigers.
What is up with all these turnovers so far?
A reality show with the Oregon cheerleaders would be successful. I'm just sayin'.
Seriously...it's some random Monday night in the middle of January. I have to get up and go to work in 8 hours. Does the BCS really expect me to believe this is a big game?
At the end of the day I think I agree. His act is unbearable but Vitale seems to know something about basketball. Despite having seen and worked countless football games Musburger literally knows less about football than my mother.
Quien es mas molesto, Brent Musburger or Dick Vitale?
It's like those Willie Pep - Sandy Saddler fights. The little guy swarming around, looking like he's really doing something and then the puncher takes over and starts landing the real shots.
What kind of bullshit is this? That isn't Vince Young.
Wait a second...the college football season ended 10 days ago.
Waitaminute. I was talking to OP.
Is that the score, or the number of play fakes? You're low, either way
In it 'til the end. War Eagle!!
"This is Bob "I'm upper-decking Alkie's toilets" Hope, saying to you goodnight, and God Bless..."
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Was the Saints winning the super bowl really a sociological event?
I just plopped down deposits on stanford season tix; now have to see how many cross country trips the wife is up to with a 1 year old
My friends and I have decided to hold off on our season ticket purchases to see if that will happen.
I'm still waiting for Alkie's definition.
Here's a nice article (nice, because it coincides with my opinion) that was published in the Statesman this morning, written by a New Yorker no less:
Is Jeff Bagwell Getting a Raw Deal From Hall of Fame Voters?
Want to discuss this over lunch, Chuckles? Let's make Alkie jealous.
Even if he did have a vagina, which he might, our eharmony compatibility rating isn't looking too good.
Matt's El Rancho in Austin. Been going there since I was a kid and have rarely had better Mexican.
At least Shaune weighed in on the matter
And did you know how to work the bear's dick?
Did the bear have a big dick?
Earlier that day, the bear is taking a poop by a tree in the woods. A rabbit squats beside him and starts doing his thing. The bear looks at the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit responds, "No."
So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
See, the bear wasn't completely innocent.
37%
Now you are just making shit up. Or Alkie stole your password and he is making shit up for you
Del Rio looks like he's going to cry.
Cabrera says hi. As does the tepid embrace of mediocrity for the foreseeable future!
Yes, Alkie! And Wade Phillips may be the new d-coordinator! Does that mean the Texans are gonna switch back to a 3-4?
Great play by the LB to bat the pass down at the LOS. The receiver was wide open.
I'm glad the Badgers didn't run up the middle more. TCU is a very well coached team. I hope they can hang on to Patterson for the long run.
A television commercial for a vibrator.
I just felt the chill of politics. Crap.
i have often thought about running for office
not sure other than the zone who would be my base
Sorry chaps. She's preggo and marrying a ballet dancer.
Chia Luke Scott, just to bring it all full circle.
Over Bagwell's career, the park factor in his home parks was 98, moderately favoring pitchers.
Its probably great - unopened spirits will last pretty much forever with no change in taste (for better or worse).
These guys work harder on the boards than any Horns team I've seen in several years.
Hey. That's not patchouli.
And Bagwell doesn't get credit for playing in the Astrodome. ?
I don't give a fuck if they think Glenlivet is the Budweiser of Scotch, that 18 year old stuff is damned fine. Distinctive? Not necessarily. Accessible to a neophyte? Yes, sir. Turning up your nose at Glenlivet is foolish.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/jon_heyman/12/20/hall.blyleven/1.html
So I understand that Auriemma is all hacked off because he thinks his girls are getting short-changed. But I don't think that women's basketball has anything like the balance of competition that men's basketball had, even in the Wooden era.
I'm a decent cook.
Free eats. Plus, he needs an occasion to wear his red blazer.
All of those are shared. This isn't MLB. Teams don't get individual ad and merchandising dollars.
Merchandising dollars split among all teams, so Bob has no incentive there.
Serious question:
Would any Texans DB start for any other NFL team?
You're missing the point. He doesn't care if people outside of 713 and 281 give a shit. There's no value to that for him. He only cares that people *in* 713 and 281 do, and there's nothing to suggest that they won't, so spending more money would simply be lighting his money on fire. I could paint my house, and the neighbors might like it better. I have the money. That doesn't mean I'm stupid for not doing it.
He didn't get that way by lighting his cigars with million dollar bills.
Evidence to the contrary.
It would cost several million dollars a year. That's not chump change to everyone.
I think he's considered it, but there's no evidence that people are going to stop coming anytime soon. So why worry about it?
I believe that McNair honestly doesn't give a shit whether or not they win. It's on his radar screen only as it relates to attendance.
This team is on the right track
Line got blown up on an all out blitz. Nothing he could do.
So at work, we had to take this personality profile test to determine what "ecolor" we were...red/blue, green/yellow, etc. This "helps us communicate in the ways other people hear". Turns out, I'm blue/yellow, which apparently means the following:
(verbatim from my profile)
"I am a low key, inclusive person who makes others feel comfortable and wanted. I am naturally supportive and a natural conversationalist who both listens and expresses myself with ease. I seek positive relationships and enjoy being involved with different kinds of people in different situations. However, there are times when I enjoy being on my own.
I have a tendency to build esteem in others and I am always looking for opportunities to seek harmony. I sometimes lack assertiveness with others and play down my own personal needs. I have an inherent sense of fun and enjoy seeing people happy. I dislike confrontation or conflict."
Discuss.
How can there be too many white people in the textbooks? Why, a white man freed the slaves, Larry Bird introduced the slam dunk and don't forget - we invented reggae. Chalkies rule. Deal with it.
I heard that Alkie scrawled his name (and phone number) on the wall (in the bathroom).
Should have gotten the bwaised wabbit.
Dallas. Its what happens when you shower millions upon a bunch of white trash.
Ahh, now I get it. Take your TOs while the other team is driving under 2 minutes left but keep them when you're on offense.
Wait? Where's Brett Favre? I was watching Favreday Night Favredown presented by Favrelebee's, and now...they're showing a football game without Brett Favre? I don't get it.
full ourselves. Actually we have a new kitten 5 weeks that was abandoned by its mother that is looking for a home, so.....let me know if anyone wants a Christmas kitten.
That's the trouble with caffeine. I suggest a couple of lines of crank.
This is a lot of early-morning hyperbole, even for you. New coffeemaker?
GD was forced out because of a pattern of sustained failure and he'd finally pissed off the big money guys. The HCIW situation removed all of Mack's leverage and he was vulnerable to their pressure, so it was 'GD leaves, or things get REAL tight around here and pretty uncomfortable.' Muschamp wasn't happy with GD, and the money boys LOVED Muschamp, so that was a factor but the real problem was the lack of success on the offensive side of the ball and no clear decisive changes appeared to be on the horizon.
Yeah, that was a surprise. Rumblings are that the transition was supposed to be last year and that didn't happen, in part because of the failure to win against Alabama. With the timeline shaky at best, I can't blame Muschamp for going back to coach at a place he grew up in, for a perennial Top-10 school, at a raise of at least $2.1MM per year. The fact that it happened when it did was the worst part of the whole deal, IMO.
The first part...fair enough. Not much question that he has an atomic blaze under his ass right now though, and a motivated Mack Brown can accomplish some great things. He's going to have to get his hands dirty in a way he hasn't had to for a few years and maybe that'll be a good thing.
The second part, the "no plan of attack, no way of getting better immediately, and the worst part is that now we've got a lame duck season where no recruit in his right mind would sign with Texas" is a bit much. There is most certainly a plan of attack. Whether you like him or not, Mack Brown knows how to build a program and he knows how to win hearts and minds. He is now free of having to tiptoe around the elephantine HCIW in the room - hell, he's got an entire staff to fill out and no shortage of people who would be interested in coming to Texas. It's a move up for almost any coach. I'm not saying "Trust Mack," but I am saying that watching the results of the next week will tell us a lot about the man and how the program will move forward. He has a lot of freedom here to make great moves and a very short timetable to make them in. If he pulls this off, the program will be energized in a way that it hasn't been since the Muschamp hire.
Probably gonna lose some recruits. It's practically inevitable. Hopefully this will be addressed with hungry new staff members who evaluate better than the previous crew, and a head coach who a) is scrambling and b) maybe had his eyes opened to some weaknesses in the recruiting / evaluation / development equation.
By virtue of the fact that there are huge chunks of the staff gone, this is most certainly at least a rebuild. I don't see how you get to the conclusion that UT is more worried about upsetting Mack Brown than it is about winning a title next season. I don't see how you could fire a wildly successful head coach with a lot of years of service, a man who resurrected a lot of traditions that had been cast aside, a man who coached a national champion, who changed the tactics of recruiting in Texas, etc. etc. etc. and fire his ass because he had a bad year and you had your #2 QB just waiting in the wings. Sure, #2 had only thrown passes in practice, but damn, when he was in the huddle those guys LISTENED and you could just tell he was going to be a WINNER.
Which is what Mack Brown has been. I think he's definitely earned the chance to show he can pull it off again.
Hell, the game may have passed him by. He might be so myopic and so possessed by his ego that he can't let go, and he puts together a staff with some names and then crushes them by micromanaging. If so, then we'll know that he'd calcified and Texas will have to struggle for a few years until the ship gets completely righted. I don't think this will be the case though. I think he'll prop it up and get it back on the right track and then move on.
Whatever the outcome, Texas has the resources to make it right and that will happen. Next week will tell us a lot.
Wait a minute...you mean you Horn fans are dancing in the streets? I thought this is exactly what you wanted...to clean house, starting with Muschamp (OK, starting with Brown, but Muschamp close behind). You got your wish.
Mack Brown's ego has destroyed this program. My Bellmont source tld me over a year ago that this situation was a distict possibility.
Holgorsen to FL, Shannon to UT as DC, Hardin to UT as co-OC is the latest.
Completely expected and not unwelcome.
Virtually all recruits are in town on their official visits. This is a nuclear detonation.
Pasadena and Channelview water is pretty bad, and Sulphur Springs is something I'd never be able to get used to, but you're right - Georgetown water must be runoff from the quarry.
We don't want anyone to have to read anything that might make them upset. That's not what the internet is for.
I respect many of them for many different reasons.
Why don't you just go ahead and bend over HudsonHawk's wife in front of him?
I really don't want to see that. I don't want to get any more confirmation of how I don't fit in than I already have.
If he died in Memphis by spontaneous human combustion (SHC) wouldn't that be cool?
(psst. you still have that opportunity.)
okay, but are we talking about normal, decent posters it cost the site or just big pussies?
No sane person can't.
No, actor who portrays Alkie. I'm fucking making it up.
We've had people lose their minds over the political discussions here, and it's cost us posters. I'd like to prevent that as much as possible.
We're in the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse phase right now, and dammit if I can't get that fucking Hot Dog song out of my head every morning.
We're in the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse phase right now, and dammit if I can't get that fucking Hot Dog song out of my head every morning.
I take it you've never seen Dora the Explorer.
Couldnt figure out how to stop the FF with your left hand?
Needs more hookers.
thanks. you said it much better than i.
They were certainly all in the first 5 minutes of their respective films
Because the inability to adequately metabolize sugar is the definition of diabetes, and it's diagnosed as having persistent hyperglycemia. I'm not sure how it's classified as an old wives tale. That and I didn't know Santo was born a woman.
She's a constant reminder of what The Muppets would look like in HD.
That tranny hooker is offended by this.
Statesman blogs now saying Davis resignation and Tolleson/MacWhoter retirements are official.
This probably isn't the right place to bitch about fantasy football, but fuck ESPN for saying Adrian Peterson was inactive. I benched him and he has 2 TDs.
If they hide her, ESPN/ABC can't make their point... then what good is she?
This is me not giving a shit. He's Lance Berkman, he didn't do anything to screw the Astros, and I'll wish him well in any uniform.
It was a preemptive hire. When television networks are periodically accused of only hiring pretty girls with svelte figures for the sideline reporter job. ESPN/ABC can say: "Bullshit, we hired Holly Rowe."
I'm talking about my favorite, not the best by any sort of empirical measure.
I never particularly liked Biggio but Bagwell and Olajuwon were the only two guys that would be competition.
but this pick you have poopeed
inmy mind ..s c a r y
Actually, at this point she will join us later or maybe not at all.
Whoever it is, I hope the beat the living shit out of Nebraska.
I try not to think about the Aggies much, so I didn't bother researching the easy answer. But is the Big XII's three way tiebreaker still the highest BCS rank? If OU beats OK State tonight, they'll all have the same record as the Aggies (ATM beat OU, OSU beat ATM, OU beat OSU), so that means OU probably goes in as the highest seed.
I hope so at least - would much rather see Stanford get a shot at a BCS quality opponent vs the Big12 number 3 in SA
I think USC and Arizona could beat anyone on the right day. ASU is highly skilled but can't avoid self destructing (they had wiscy beat but imploded). OSU is middle of the pack and everyone else sucks (although UCLA had its way with Texas and cal has been tough at home, big game notwithstanding).
Obviously USC won't play in a bowl but I expect the top half of the conference to acquit themselves well.
Also if they lose to Stanford and Oregon they won't finish 3rd
They had a let down after losing their second best player (and brother of best player) to a season ending injury.
That said, there is no excuse to losing to WSU - but, if they had only played the sisters of the poor OOC this would be and 7-3 team going into their inevitable ass whipping tomorrow.
Oregon state is better than you think - for some inexplicable reason they scheduled the toughest OOC schedule in the country instead of following the SEC manual
I really think the SEC is very mediocre this year - like I said, I hope we see.
I don't like Oregon. They are a rogue program in the classical Miami sense, with players that would be in jail BUT for the grace of football. They are a disgrace to the concept of student athletes.
That said, I hope they fuckstomp Auburn so bad their fans are too distraught to bed their cousins for months.
Just treading water until someone else jumps into the pool. Welcome!
I would say "get a room," but no room deserves this. Even a virtual one.
This should help you deal with that.
You see Oregon yet?
At least I didn't kill Jesus.
Son. Of. A. Bitch.
No, I just enjoy your colorful banter.
Wait, I could be SuperPope?
I knew that going in. It was a conscious choice to sacrifice that time so we'd get another post or two in.
This Oregon-Arizona game is very entertaining, but neither one of these teams is more than the middle of the pack in the SEC.
No, but I did spend about 30-45 seconds looking for that just to fuck with you.
I really think the SEC is very mediocre this year - like I said, I hope we see.
Pac-10 vs. SEC all time bowl record: 7-7-1.
I really hope we get two PAC-10 SEC BCS match ups; at least we will be able to get to the bottom of it.
As opposed to another wonderful display of football prowess out of the Big 12? I can't stand Auburn (although I hope that the Cam Newton rumors amount to nothing), but in my opinion, Auburn has to be the no. 1 team in the country.
Woah, did you see his eyes?! out cold
Just so I can get my rooting interest straight-- an Alabama (and Arizona for that matter) win today means Boise or TCU being in the championship game right? It's not going to open the door for an LSU or Wisconsin leapfrog is it (or Auburn and Oregon sneaking in the backdoor anyway)?
Friday, December 10
Clearly they don't understand that Alkie Jr.'s preschool tuition is on the line here.
Hold on - you want Mack Brown and the University of Texas to fire 3 or 4 high-profile employees and then let the public know that they did it because they weren't doing the job well enough to suit fans? I understand that you aren't satisfied with MB and the coaches saying publicly that it's their responsibility, but wouldn't them leaving, under whatever circumstances, be clear enough as to what is going on?
Have you no sense of decency, sir?
...expect Will to go after young assistants that “bust their ass” on the recruiting trail. In other words, everyone pulls their weight and is accountable for who they bring in. According to our source, these are Muschamp’s words.
Reassignments and retirements will happen after the Texas Football Banquet we’re hearing but could move quicker if circumstances are right with replacements we’ve targeted.
No, you're WAY off. He built the offense around VY's skills, such as they were, and then molded him into the greatest college QB of all time.
It was so bad it drove me to mute the sound and find my radio.
Do you know who Texas' offensive coordinator was when the offense was setting records in 2005 and 2009? Greg Davis!
I expect the $10 to arrive in the form of a crisp, new bill.
At one point, maybe in the 3rd quarter, Gilbert hit a pass or two and I think it was Craig James who let loose with an excited, "That's a Greg Davis coached quarterback!"
I live in Panama, not Penang.
The canned shit doesn't stink like the fresh shit.
Oh, reminds me, I recently made some Thai curry with that canned durian I was telling you about and it did not smell, or taste, like wolf pussy.
You hurt my feelings.
I'm glad you're a Titan of Industry because you're going to have to pay up.
That was probably the best possible way to end the season. Just total dumbfuckery. This is a stupid fucking team. WAS a stupid fucking team.
Fuck. And now they won't get an extra month of practice. Next year is going to suck too. Damn!
Sarcasm? What? I know you've watched this and every other game. Gilbert is fucking terrible.
Gilbert is fucking terrible. I don't care ho young he is or what sort of arm he has or what he did in fucking high school.
She has dual citizenship. She also graduated from the LBJ School.
It's so bad that even if some miracle of Aggyness pops up and Texas somehow wins this game, I can't be happy about it.
Not because my wife is an Aggie
but because I want this season to be over.
Getting raped in the Nowhere Bowl by St Fuckstick State is a shitty thing to have looming in your future.
Dude, it's the wind. Fucking with him.
I won't say anything about the sex change. I hope it works out for you.
I've got kids.
I'm throwing off my back foot.
The guy from Poison? What the hell did he ever do to you?
Can one of you guys who knows more about football than I do tell me why the fuck A&M was throwing the ball there on that last drive? Thankee.
They have a plan. Throw lots of long passes.
Who was it that likes Real Ale Oktoberfest? Was it Hudson? Man, this shit sucks.
They have managed to construct the worst OL, the worst set of receivers, the worst running game and the worst defensive backfield we have seen in the Mack Brown era.
He can tame Muschamp with him for all I care.
I didnt finish college, prick, because of Duke Nukem 2
Or boiling it.
Man, this offense is painful. Gilbert has not had his feet set on a single pass that I have seen. OK, his feet were set on that one.
We lose tonight and Greg is gone by end of next week.
She hooked you with that "I declare!" Southern Belle drawl, didnt she?
Apparently you haven't heard... GD created the decade's most prolific offense. Silly Internet, basement geek.
Happy Thanksgiving everybody. Enjoy your turket.
neither of my parents finished college, prick, because of WWII.
i had a very middle class upbringing with two working parents
and i doubt a Captain of Industry like you would think i make much money now.
But, hey, Happy Birthday Waldo!
I guess your piece of paper wasn't fancy looking enough if you didn't figure this out on your own.
Please post a picture of your framed pre-school degree hanging on the wall in your office.
ok, wait. pre-school is spending $20,000 on your child's education? is it at Harvard or Stanford?
it is crazy and irresponsible unless you are made of money.
I'm not a fancy manhattanite but 3 DB Latours a year for one kid on Dallas salaries isn't chump change.
I've spent entirely too much money on it, especially considering what I recently learned private preschool costs.
I could sell every bottle I have and get 3 bottles of the 59 Latour at Daniel.
http://www.wine-searcher.com/find/latour/1959/usa
Turns out it's $6k a bottle at these places Alkie frequents. So, yeah, thirty bucks.
I wish I'd known you're supposed to be coked up and naked when you eat at a Boulud joint. I would have had even more fun.
I'm sure oenophiles everywhere are delighted to know that a cokehead slugged down a couple of bottles of good stuff.
Say what you will about Charlie, he has good taste in wine - they went through two bottles of '59 Latour that night.
This phrase is exactly what sent Charlie Sheen into a coke-fueled rage.
So...how did it go?
He threw his equipment into the crowd and stormed out of the stadium. He is a lunatic and a shitty quarterback. Maybe this will put an end to the idiotic thought that the Texans should have drafted that nutcase.
He's owed a shitload of money next year, too.
Are you taking your payroll taxes into account?
I love that you interpret this as the Canadian myth rather than the reality that NY taxes are absurd
That wasn't the offense. Kubiak called three conservative runs designed to milk the clock.
Pretty sure the pitchforks will be out on this one.
No way Bush has a job tomorow morning. He's done
Man, if we lose this one its gonna be spectacular
No, you know, any game at the Meadowlands. The Jimmy Hoffa Cancer Dome.
Fuck me, Mario came to play today. He always seems to show up in this building.
If you knew what a fuckstick Ryan is, you might not like him so much.
Did you watch this season's Hard Knocks?
The difference is that you can be sure that Ryan will make sure it doesn't happen again next week.
How many people in the world are :
1) Rich enough to own a sports team
2) Have the good sports judgement to hire quality people
3) Have the self-restraint to let them make decisions
4) Know when to make an exception and intervene
No one who owns a sport team made their money by only through sports decisions.
We just are. I totally get that you're not a Texans fan.
Well, what do you want me to say? I'll sign up for therapy and see what they tell me about it.
The Oiler fanbase was very good, up until the last year, and they put some very good teams on the field. He didn't leave Houston because of fan apathy, but for want of a new stadium.
You'll have to ask a bright fellow about that. As for me, I grew up with professional football in Houston, a lifetime of heartbreak, disappointment and betrayal. Like an abused wife I find it very, very hard to get myself out of this damaging spiral.
Because we're suckers. And I'm married to an Aggie, who insists on laying down her life for her team, even if they don't deserve it. It's a character flaw, I know.
The Texans do this as well, despite not winning.
As a football team they are a dismal failure, a league-wide joke. As a business they are a spectacular success.
Again, management isn't concerned with winning, only with making money.
The people in charge are aware, but don't care because people still pay to see them play, no matter how bad they are. The Texans ownership have no interest in winning, only keeping the value of the franchise up. I enable this. I'm not proud of it.
The coaching is terrible, sure, but the collection of "talent" in the defensive secondary is the worst ever assembled in the history of the NFL. One problem is talent evaluation. They had a good player who managed to hurt the team's feelings and was allowed to leave. Another CB was released from the Texans' practice squad a couple of years ago. He is now a starter on a very effective Green Bay defense.
Remember, this is the Texans staff that at this point last year still had Arian Foster on the practice squad and was suffering through Steve Slaton.
Jacoby Jones is useless as a football player.
They are completely outmatched at 9 of the 11 positions. The coaching staff, apparently, do not recognize this and refuse to try to compensate. It's the same ol' same ol' every game, as if they have no long-term memory that the scheme they're running is a miserable failure. The head coach enables this.
See this...this right here....is your problem.
The secondary is worse than every single HS team I've seen this year.
What the hell's your problem? Now they have four TOs to use next half.
<Insert weekly play clock rant here>
But its being Fox I assume you told them to go fuck themselves.
Goddamnit, why aren't you an announcer? Can I hire you to stand behind me and scream this shit?
How the fuck are you 10 yards off the receiver in a goal line D?