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1501
Devinski in to face Seager, two outs, Cano representing the go ahead run on first.

First pitch is a changeup low and in for a ball.  Seager pops out to left on the next pitch.

ON TO THE NINTH TIED AT THREE

1502
The Indians won tonight, so fuck them. 

1503
Martes stays in to face Alonso who works a 3-1 count.  Alonso shatters his bat flying out to Springer, who has moved over to right as Maybin has taken over center and Reddick moved to left field.

Martes fires a fastball just inside to Cano, who then rifles the next pitch just foul down the first base line. Martes gets over a fastball on the outside corner, 1-2 to Cano.  He then pegs Cano on the achilles or heel for a really unfortunate HBP.   

The go ahead run is on base, there's one out, and Nelson Cruz steps in.

Cruz takes a fastball for a strike, swings over a high fastball, fouls off a 97 mph heater down the middle, and takes a breaking ball well outside.  Cruz fouls off a low fastball, fouls off a hanging breaking ball on the outside corner, and then whiffs on a fastball on the outside corner.

Two away in the eighth, Seager up.  Hinch jumps up and motions to the pen.   

1504
Pagan in for the 8th, jumps up 1-2 on Correa who then hooks one deep but foul to left.  Correa then pokes one playable onto the edge of the track in right.  One away.

Reddick lines the first pitch into left field for a basehit.  Two walks, two singles for Reddick on the night.

Yuli takes a strike and then chops one foul.  Fouls another back.  Then pops out to shallow CF.

Marwin takes strike one and then pops out to center. 

Headed to the bottom of the 8th.  Still tied at 3.


1505
Martes in for the seventh.  First pitch Zunino pops up foul to the new catcher Centeno. 

Heredia fouls off the first pitch and then checks his swing on a high fastball.  Strike three taken on a high backup slider.  Nasty pitch.

Martes follows that shit up with 99 mph on the hands to Segura and another at 98.  0-2.  Deep fly to Springer right in front of the warning track. 

Great inning by Martes.  On to the 8th, tied at 3. 

1506
Nick Vincent and his goatee take the mound.  Astros have runners on first and second, one out, Maybin up.

Maybin takes a pitch away for ball one and then another in the same place for a strike.  Another further away for a ball, 2-1.  Todd Kalas is singing "call me Maybin" and it is not working.  Maybin slices one foul, evening up the count at 2-2.  Another outside pitch takes the count full.  Maybin gets rung up on a check swing on an inside fastball.  Fuck.

Springer takes the first pitch just off the outside corner for a ball and then one high to jump out to a 2-0 count.  Meatball cued to center and Springer ties the game! 

Fisher pinch runs for Stassi at second to represent the go ahead run. 

Bregman takes ball one and then fights an inside pitch off foul.  1-1.  Foul tips the fast ball, now down in the count 1-2.  Low and away and the count is even at 2-2.  Bregman digging in and flails at a low changeup.

But, tie ball game as we go into the stretch! 

1507
Top of the seventh, and Rzepczynski is in to pitch turning Marwin around. 

Marwin takes a breaking ball for a strike and then laces a line drive to right field.  Marwin accelerates around the bag and makes a hustle double as the throw comes in on the left field side of second base. 

Beltran yet again first pitch swinging and grounds to short.  Marwin can't advance on the force out.  Tying run on second, one out.

Stassi takes a ball in the dirt and another away before grounding one foul down the third base side and then taking a low fastball.  3-1 count.  Stassi then takes a fastball on the inside corner for a full count.  He walks on a low pitch, runners on first and second.

Maybin pinch hits for Kemp and the Mariners go to the pen.   

1508
Harris in to face Haniger.  Runners on first and second, two out, tie ballgame.

Haniger takes two pitches that weren't close.  Laces the next pitch up the middle, Cruz beats the throw from Springer as Seager takes the extra base and the Mariners take the lead.  Runners on the corners.

Strom in for a brief chat as Gamel steps in.  Harris bounces the first pitch and then corrals a grounder right back at him.  Gets the force out at first to end the inning, but the damage is done.

Through six, Mariners have 3-2 lead. 

1509
Two on, one out for Liriano.

And Seager is up.

First pitch swinging on an inside pitch, then takes a slider away.  1-1.  Cues one to third that Bregman collects and steps on the bag for the first out.

Runners on first and second, two out.

Liriano out - HE DID IT AGAIN HE GOT THE LEFTY OUT - Harris in.

1510

Bill Brown is great on the radio with Sparks.

Bill Brown is such a fucking joy. 

1511
Segura laces a leadoff triple splitting the gap to left center field.

Alonso takes two pitches and sharply grounds foul down the first base line.  Strike 2 on a good curveball that dove off the plate.  Lance doesn't have K since the third inning.  Harris and Liriano warming up.  Alonso fouls off a fastball on the outside corner and then lines one foul down the first base side.  Finally swings over a beautiful curve that Lance buries over the plate.  Big strikeout.

Cano steps in and lines the first pitch, a fastball up and away, to left for a basehit, tying the game.  Fuck that guy. 

Stassi back out to talk to Lance.  2-2, Cano on first.  One out.

Nelson Cruz up and takes a low fastball.  Then grounds one up the middle, runners on first and second with one out.

Hinch out, and calls in Liriano.  Tough exit for Lance but overall an encouraging return to the big leagues. 

1512
Correa's timing is not close to back yet.

He's missing balls that he used to destroy.  Good thing is he has time to figure it out.

1513
Bregman first pitch swinging skies it to deep right.  Haniger hauls it in a few feet in front of the track.

Correa takes a high breaking ball and then just misses a meatball that he flies to left.  Two out.

Reddick needs to make Moore work here and takes a first pitch fastball over the inside corner, but then pops the next pitch to left but GAMEL DROPS IT. 

That would have been a five pitch inning.  Yuli digs in, time to make them pay.  But instead he grounds out the first pitch to second.

So, six pitch inning.  The Astros have been letting Moore off the hook all game.

Astros lead 2-1, headed to the bottom of the sixth.


1514
Seager with another fucking homerun.  This fucking guy.  That was a hanging curveball right over the middle.  Seager has driven in every Mariner run this series so far. 

Haniger takes two breaking balls for strikes, another for a ball, and then fouls away a fastball.  Grounds out sharply to Bregman who backhands the shorthop deep in the corner, makes a strong throw to nip Haniger by a couple steps.  Another great play by Bregman and terrific pick by Yuli.

Gamel chops it to first for the U3.  Two away.

First pitch to Zunino is right at his face.  Zunino bails out but the ball catches the brim of his helmet.  I would have shit myself.  Lance tries to apologize.

Heredia grounds the first ball to short, Correa flips to second for the easy out.

2-1 good guys through five.  Lance looking good.  Attacking the strikezone and has made only two mistake pitches.  He got away with one but Seager takes no fucking prisoners against us.


1515
Top five, Stassi, Kemp, Springer.

Stassi takes a breaking ball over the plate for a strike and then a high and inside fastball for a ball.  Watches a breaking ball bounce outside and then a fastball on the inside corner.  2-2.  Strikes out hard on a changeup/motionless slider over the outer half of the plate.

Kemp takes a fastball away and swings through one on the inside corner.  Fouls off a fastball on the outside corner.  Fouls off one of the better sliders Moore has thrown tonight.  And then pops up to left field.  Two away.

Springer takes an inside fastball and swings through a high heater (91 MPH).  The skies a pop 60 feet down the first base line.

Headed to the bottom of the fifth. Another quick inning for the lackluster but effective Moore.  2-0 good guys.


1516
Bottom of the fourth, top of the lineup.

Segura takes a curveball high and inside and then a fastball on the low outside corner.  Then sends a hanger deep to CF that Springer hauls in on the warning track.

Stassi comes out for a quick chat.

Alonso grounds out 4-3 on a changeup and McCullers openly compliments Stassi on the pitch call.

Keuchel and Verlander hunched over together watching from the dugout.

Cano works a 3-1 count and then takes a walk on an outside fastball.  Runner on first, two outs.

Nelson Cruz fouls a low fastball off the plate and then pops an outside fastball deep down the RF line that Reddick catches up against the stands in foul territory.

2-0 Astros after four.

1517
Best part to me is that he's attacking hitters and not throwing a million pitches chasing K's

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Yeah, he's definitely being aggressive and going right after these guys. 

1518
Correa takes a fastball low and away.  Fouls off a diving heater.  Pops the next pitch foul which is easily caught by Alonso.  One away.

Reddick takes a ball and then a high strike.  Ropes a fastball to RCF for a base hit.  Reddick on first with the Astros' second hit of the game.

La Pina swings wildly at a high and away fastball.  Takes an even higher one.  Takes one that bounces half a foot outside.  Takes another one over his head.  3-1, not a pitch close to the plate in this at bat so far.  Takes the base after another upstairs fastball.

Runners on first and second.  One out.  Marwin up.

Marwin takes an inside low curve and then a changeup on the outside corner.  1-1.  Drives a hanger deep to RCF.  Off the wall, both runners score on the double.  Marwin's 26th double ties a career high and he has a team leading 78 RBI.

2-0 ASTROS!

Beltran pops up the first pitch.  Maddening after the wildness Moore has displayed this inning.

Stassi takes a breaking ball low and then fouls back a meatball.  But Marwin gets caught sleeping at second on the pick off.  WTF.




1519
Wow. That was one hell of a play from reddick! I thought there no way that ball gets caught


It might have been an inside the parker if it got past him. 

1520
McCullers falls to 3-0 against Gamel, after two strikes Reddick makes a phenomenal inward diving somersaulting catch on a sinking liner.  Great play; Lance tips his cap.

Zunino gets in a quick 0-2 hole. Polished off frozen on an outside fastball that paints the corner.

First pitch to Heredia low, then fouls off a pitch. Stassi comes out to talk to Lance.  Heredia rolls over a curveball foul.  He takes a curveball low and away, fouls off an inside breaking pitch.  Pops up the fastball on his hands to Bregman.

McCullers very impressive the first time through the order. 

No score, headed to the fourth.

1521
Kemp grounds out.
Springer belts one to center that is nicely tracked down by Heredia
Bergman promptly flies out to right.

6 pitch inning.  Still no score.

1522
Kinda surprising altuve isn't playing today. They often make note of the fact that jose doesn't like doing the day off before the day off.

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Announcers mentioned his 0-12 streak and the chance to double up the rest.

1523
Lance still looking good in the second.  An out, a F8, and a soft 6-3.

Through 2, no score.

1524
Altuve with a routine day off.
Bregman hit a first inning double.
McCullers' stuff looked good in the first.


1525
Beer and Queso / Re: Irma(gurd)
« on: September 06, 2017, 09:22:20 pm »
Fixed it for you.   Hurricanes have only been recorded for 80 years.   No one knows if Cape Verde storms this strong have ever been before because they just don't know.

One might just say this is the strongest hurricane "ever recorded."

1526
Beer and Queso / Re: Irma(gurd)
« on: September 06, 2017, 04:10:20 pm »
Irma is a nightmare of a storm.  My heart goes out to all in her path.

Jose and Katia have hit official hurricane status as well, yielding the rare Atlantic basin trifecta (in 1998 there were four hurricanes at the same time).  Fortunately it looks like Jose will fuck off into the Atlantic, but Katia is dumping a bunch of wind and rain on eastern Mexico. 

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that I don't like non-quaffable hurricanes very much. 

1527
Talk Zone / Re: Tony D
« on: September 06, 2017, 01:57:54 pm »
According to the press release he wanted to pursue other opportunities in professional baseball.

ETA: Here's a link to the release:  https://twitter.com/search?q=tony%20defrancesco&src=tyah

"The Astros are supporting DeFrancesco's efforts to seek new opportunities in baseball."

1528
Beer and Queso / Re: Roger Angell on "Most Important" Vote of His Lifetime
« on: September 06, 2017, 10:13:57 am »
I didn't mean to imply I want anyone deported or that I supported anything Trump is doing. I was just pointing out that Trump's motivation is political and about nationality, not race. The differences don't seem that subtle to me. I would be real surprised if they get deported. Pretty sure it wont ever come to that. God, I hope not.

I really don't understand your point. Racist cruelty is fine if the purpose is to motivate one's white nationalistic political base? 

1529
Beer and Queso / Re: Roger Angell on "Most Important" Vote of His Lifetime
« on: September 05, 2017, 04:51:57 pm »
Labeling everyone that has a different opinion cruel racists is pretty honest about any actual desire to address issues head on.

There are also assholes who may not be overtly cruel racists but are all too happy to defend and endorse the overtly cruel racists. 

1530
Beer and Queso / Re: Roger Angell on "Most Important" Vote of His Lifetime
« on: September 05, 2017, 04:05:29 pm »
Jeff Sessions made a strong case that this is about the rule of law, so there's only one possible solution:  Trump must pardon all the Dreamers the same way he did Joe Arpaio.

But for the fact there is no crime from which to pardon them ...

1531
Beer and Queso / Re: Roger Angell on "Most Important" Vote of His Lifetime
« on: September 05, 2017, 03:38:45 pm »
It is not a fact that zero DREAMers have a criminal record, nor that 91% are actually employed. These statistics came from an online poll.

The questionnaire was administered to an online panel of DACA recipients recruited by the partner organizations.

This is lame.  It is a fact that in order to be eligible for DACA the applicant cannot have been convicted of a felony, significant misdemeanor or three misdemeanors.  It is a fact that in order to be eligible the applicant must be in high school or have a high school degree.  And the results of the survey regarding employment are the latest data points, and are in line with a 2014 UCLA study finding an 84% employment rate among DACA recipients. 

The program gives basic protection to people that have grown up knowing no other home than this country, who have worked hard, and have stayed out of trouble.  In addition to the fact that it's just fucking mean to ruin these people's lives for no reason (and the lives of their children who are US citizens), deporting them would reduce the national GDP by $433 billion over the next 10 years. 

1532
Beer and Queso / Re: Roger Angell on "Most Important" Vote of His Lifetime
« on: September 05, 2017, 03:01:17 pm »
I think you've stepped in some fake news.

How so?

1533
The Trump Foundation is currently embargoed while it tries to sort out legal issues around other charitable deeds such as paying off Donald's civil fines and buying him a painting of himself to hand in his own country club.

There is no way Trump coughs up out of his own pocket - he has a history of this.  Sarah Sanders was equivocating on this as early as last Friday when being pressed by reporters for when Trump would make good on his pledge from the previous Tuesday.  She refused to confirm that it would be his own money but, with the foundation shuttered, it seems that he has two options: pay up or take the heat.

He can't do it because there's an audit.

1534
Beer and Queso / Re: Roger Angell on "Most Important" Vote of His Lifetime
« on: September 05, 2017, 09:58:27 am »
Oh, and repealing DACA?  This clown's default setting is cruel.  It's also stupid because the US rakes in $800mm every two years in registration fees from the Dreamers.  91% of them are employed, 100% of them have no criminal record and they're buying cars and houses and shit.

There is no policy reason for repealing DACA other than racist cruelty. 

1535
Talk Zone / Re: Now that we have Verlander...
« on: September 01, 2017, 05:24:04 pm »
I just don't think McCullers is going to be able to help. I expect Keuchel, Verlander, and McHugh to be the top 3, and Morton to be the #4.

I'd still give him a chance.

1536
Talk Zone / Re: Now that we have Verlander...
« on: September 01, 2017, 02:26:16 pm »
There's two doubleheaders in the next 8 days, so I presume through then it will be Morton-Peacock-Fiers-Keuchel-Verlander-McCullers-McHugh-Morton-Fiers-Keuchel-Verlander-Mcullers-McHugh-Morton-Keuchel-Verlander-McCullers-McHugh

1537
Talk Zone / Re: August 31
« on: September 01, 2017, 02:21:14 pm »
There is no more 25-man roster.  Everyone on the 40-man is eligible to play in any game.

Sign Aoki!

1538
Talk Zone / Re: August 31
« on: September 01, 2017, 01:57:18 pm »
That was me.  I was betting he didn't say to the players' faces that they should be replaced by better players.

Yeah, I don't think any of the players were implicated individually, just like being happy about the trade shouldn't implicate anyone individually.  I assume the expanded September roster will prevent any player being moved off the 25 man (though the fineries of roster play often escape me).

1539
Talk Zone / Re: August 31
« on: September 01, 2017, 11:27:15 am »
Sometimes the numbers are what they are. Hoyt has done some good work out of the pen this year. He had struggled lately and had options but he'll be back and help this team win some games down the stretch.

Right, but on August 1 everyone seemed really concerned about Hoyt's feelings with regard to Keuchel and Reddick's disappointment that a trade wasn't made.  Nobody gives a shit now and rightfully so.

1540
The Championship Season Game Zone 2017 / Re: Rangers @ Astros August 30R
« on: September 01, 2017, 09:42:57 am »
I was three innings into the game that started at 7 before I realized it wasn't live. Now I know what's happened, that first inning home run by Altuve's not as exciting.


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1541
Talk Zone / Re: August 31
« on: September 01, 2017, 09:39:40 am »
Outside of the obvious talent upgrade, I can only imagine the shot in the arm this is to the clubhouse.   The guys absolutely have to be ecstatic.

Except James Hoyt.  Everybody's celebration basically is a message to him that they can't win with him.

1542
Talk Zone / Re: August 31
« on: August 31, 2017, 04:42:27 pm »
What does that mean?

He hates these cans!

1543
Talk Zone / Re: August 31
« on: August 31, 2017, 04:26:24 pm »
Whoa! No. He's not going to trade Martes, Tucker, AND Whitley. I hope. Fisher? Sure. some combination, maybe. Not all.

I think Navin was being facetious. 

1544
Talk Zone / Re: Games this week
« on: August 30, 2017, 03:43:56 pm »
Split DH. Requires two tickets.

People with tickets to the Friday night game are to use those tickets for entry to the 1:00 Saturday game.

http://m.astros.mlb.com/news/article/251459366/astros-to-play-mets-in-houston-this-weekend/

And there's this bit of good timing:

What's more, the 10,000 promotional Carlos Correa jerseys originally scheduled to be given to fans on Saturday will now be donated to the families sheltering at the George R Brown Convention Center. The Astros will also be donating the promotional T-shirts from Friday's Strozone to the GRB shelter.




1545
Talk Zone / Re: Games this week
« on: August 30, 2017, 03:04:22 pm »
Home for the weekend.  No Friday game.  Double header Saturday.

That's awesome!

1546
Talk Zone / Re: Baseball aside.....
« on: August 30, 2017, 11:03:49 am »
The pictures from the Golden Triangle today are just as horrendous as the ones from Houston have been.  What an awful storm.

1547
Astros did not have their home uniforms or their regular road uniforms with them.  They are wearing their blue warmups, and presumably will the entire series.

Those aren't the same as their sunday home jerseys?

1548
Beer and Queso / Re: TS (now Hurricane) Harvey
« on: August 28, 2017, 10:19:45 am »
We are getting hammered with rain in Bear Creek.

Good luck.  Buffalo Bayou is about to get a bit broader.

1549
Talk Zone / Re: Games this week
« on: August 28, 2017, 10:05:42 am »
Fortunately the team has been pretty good on the road this year.

1550
Beer and Queso / Re: TS (now Hurricane) Harvey
« on: August 28, 2017, 09:59:31 am »
We took a foot of water in the house but we're safe. I hope everybody stays safe and dry.

That's rough.  I'm sorry man.

1551
Beer and Queso / Re: TS (now Hurricane) Harvey
« on: August 28, 2017, 09:58:41 am »
And anybody who watched the clusterfuck that was the Rita evacuation knows that it's simply impossible to evacuate a city of that size. The evacuation causes as many problems as it solves.

Putting aside the obvious question of just where the fuck were people supposed to know to go to, a mass evacuation would have caused many more problems than it would have solved.  People would be sitting in traffic unable to move as the weather deteriorated.  All those highways we see underwater would still be underwater but full of cars belonging to dead people or people who are stranded away from shelter.  The places that aren't under water would be blocked by more cars reducing the already limited ability of first responders to get where they need to go.  It would be a catastrophic clusterfuck. 

1552
Never in doubt!

1553
Dispiriting. 

1554
Remember when the Astros used to make plays at the plate?

1555
Fucking A.

1556
Unbelievable.  What the fuck.

1557
Was Zimmerman always this much of a smug prick?  Between his reaction to gloving McCann's bouncer down the line to getting "hit" and then mugging when the call was overturned, I'm starting to dislike the guy. 

1558
Talk Zone / Re: Tigers and Yankees brawl
« on: August 24, 2017, 05:32:18 pm »
Blame on many sides.


There are also many very fine people on both sides.

1559
Beer and Queso / Re: TS (now Hurricane) Harvey
« on: August 24, 2017, 03:52:08 pm »
The latest European model looks insane.  According to Berger in the linked update, it's possible that the Harvey hits the central Texas coast at a high category 3, possible category 4 storm, and then bouncing back and travelling up just past the coast reforming into a tropical storm by the time it hits Louisiana.  And in the meantime I assume it will be dumping a torrential amount of rain on us. 

1560
Beer and Queso / Re: TS Harvey
« on: August 24, 2017, 11:44:00 am »
Besides das, check out www.SpaceCityWeather.com.  Eric Berger is also reporting the potential of intensification, but in a scare-free sort of way.

Those are the two most reliable meteorologists. 

Berger's 10:30am update says "Harvey is now anticipated to come ashore with 115-mph winds, just over the threshold of Category-3, or major hurricane status."

1561
Talk Zone / Re: You wan the good news first, or the bad news?
« on: August 23, 2017, 05:30:54 pm »
Okay folks,  let's look at what Aoki was really doing.  In his last month with the Astros, he played in 16 games and had 47 plate appearances. Aoki had hits in only 8 of those games.  But one of those was a 3 hit game and another was a two hit game. He was good when he got in but only because he was being put in situations that were favorable for his success.  Oh, and many of his games were played with a healthy Correa (DL 7/19), and Springer (DL 7/29). 

In the 26 PA since the trade, he is only hitting .208 with 5 Ks to 1 BB.  Did he get bad all of a sudden or are the situations he is in not as favorable? 

Fischer has 61 plate appearances in 16 games this month so far (he appeared in a 17th but didn't get a PA)  Fischer has a hit in 9 of those games.  Each of those games has been a one hit game.  Springer came back 8/9, Gattis went out on 14th, McCann on the 15th. 

Let's don't romanticize Aoki.  I am not convinced he would be doing much better than Fischer as an every day LFer. He was a good bench player.

But his approach!

1562
Talk Zone / Re: addiction
« on: August 23, 2017, 04:56:18 pm »
Тивок, ти.

Were you ever able to hire a responsible millennial?

1563
Talk Zone / Re: addiction
« on: August 21, 2017, 11:12:49 am »
I met Joey in SF before a Giants game. He was a friendly guy.

I've hung out with Joey a few times. Great guy and I always enjoyed his posts, especially the feud with Biz which I thought was good-natured and entertaining on both sides.

1564
Beer and Queso / Re: Game of Thrones Season 7
« on: August 21, 2017, 11:11:26 am »
The show has gone completely off the rails. The big moments are great, and I still enjoy watching, but the story is absurd at this point.

The story was always absurd (does everyone travel with a tailor?) but last night's episode was full blown silly.  Still fun to watch, but the last couple of seasons of shortchanged character development for plot advancement and fan service. 

1565
Beer and Queso / Re: Game of Thrones Season 7
« on: August 21, 2017, 11:02:43 am »
I do love the fact that the response to Sansa's rule in the North is "BUT HER RAVENS!!"


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1566
Talk Zone / Re: addiction
« on: August 21, 2017, 10:35:25 am »
No one wants HD?

I do!  I miss the days were criticism was couched in terms of schlong-gorvelling ankle-grabbing lackey neckism. 

1567
Talk Zone / Re: addiction
« on: August 21, 2017, 10:29:48 am »
Is he the one who faded out after moving to Korea? Or maybe I'm getting him confused with the guy who already lived in Korea.


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That was Matt.

1568
Beer and Queso / Re: Game of Thrones Season 7
« on: August 21, 2017, 10:08:00 am »
S7E6 - "Beyond the Wall":

Man, that was overall disappointing.

But damned if I wasn't feeling real human emotions watching a CGI dragon.


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I think Sepinwall's description of the episode as "stunning spectacle stunningly dumb" summed it up nicely.

1569
So one quote I heard today is "Now Bannon will be pissing on the tent from the outside"

Probably.  And the Bannon - Drudge war should be amusing.

1570
Well, Kelly sacks his first high profile victim:  Steve Bannon out.

Hopefully Gorka and Miller are soon to follow.  If you're going to have an openly racist president at least get rid of the people egging him on. 

1571
Talk Zone / Re: addiction
« on: August 18, 2017, 03:36:25 pm »
He's the one with "LOVE" and "HATE" tattooed across the knuckles of his hands.

I'm still striking out but I did run across breedlove in my brief Astros twitter search, speaking of long lost TZ legends. 

1572
Talk Zone / Re: Altuve
« on: August 18, 2017, 03:30:15 pm »
Altuve strikes me as someone who takes his job very seriously and is probably his own toughest critic.  It reminds me of that Beltran players' tribune article where he, Altuve and Correa were eating dinner together and after a few minutes of the Carloses' small talk Altuve said something to the effect of "can we please talk about hitting now?"

1573
Talk Zone / Re: addiction
« on: August 18, 2017, 02:00:44 pm »
The only place to find some long lost legends.

/waves to JackAstro


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Which one is JackAstro?

1574
Here's a great speech. Definitely worth taking the time to read.

That really articulates the issue well.

1575
The Championship Season Game Zone 2017 / Re: Astros @ D-Backs 8/15/2017
« on: August 15, 2017, 05:36:46 pm »
Stassi crushed that ball.  Wow.

1576
The Championship Season Game Zone 2017 / Re: Astros @ D-Backs 8/15/2017
« on: August 15, 2017, 05:26:47 pm »
Yuli is an utter delight to watch.

1577
They are saying "us" was a transcript error

Possibly.  It's also one of Trump's normal verbal tics.  He generally defaults to making anything about him.  For instance, here is what he had to say about the woman who was killed by the white supremacist:

In fact, the young woman who I hear is a fantastic young woman and it was on NBC, her mother wrote me and said through I guess Twitter, social media, the nicest things, and I very much appreciated that. I hear she was a fine, really actually an incredible young woman, but her mother on Twitter, thanked me for what I said.

His version of expressing condolences and sharing grief is "she said nice things about me."

1578
Here's the transcript..

Excerpts:

The statement I made on Saturday, the first statement, was a fine statement, but you don't make statements that direct unless you know the fact. And it takes a little while to get the facts. You still don't know the facts. And it is a very, very important process to me. It is a very important statement. So I don't want to go quickly and just make a statement for the sake of making a political statement. I want to know the facts. If you go back to my statement, in fact I brought it. I brought it.

This is from the piece of shit who spent five years claiming that Obama wasn't an American citizen and spent the first few days in office screaming about fake crowd sizes.

Okay, what about the alt-left that came charging at us – excuse me – what about the alt-left that came charging at the, as you say, the alt right? Do they have any semblance of guilt?

"Us" speaks volumes. [Note - the "us" is a apparently a transcription error, but his description of the events amazingly frames the white supremacists, KKK and neo-nazis, who descended upon this town to preach genocide and one of whom murdered an unarmed woman, as the victims.]

And you had, you had a group on one side that was bad. And you had a group on the other side that was also very violent. And nobody wants to say that, but I'll say it right now. You had a group – you had a group on the other side that came charging in without a permit, and they were very, very violent.

The "sides" are white supremacists, KKK, neo-nazis on the one hand, and people who are not white supremacists, KKK, neo-nazis on the other hand.

Many of those people were there to protest the taking down of the statue of Robert E. Lee. So this week, it’s Robert E. Lee, I noticed that Stonewall Jackson’s coming down. I wonder, is it George Washington next week? And is it Thomas Jefferson the week after. You know, you really do have to ask yourself, where does it stop?

He does not understand the difference between George Washington and Robert E. Lee.  This is amazingly stupid, and also a typical white supremacist defense of Jim Crowe monuments that people want removed.  Right in line with his "cherish our history" dog whistle that Miller or Bannon wrote for him the other day.

REPORTER: Does the statue of Robert E. Lee stay up?

TRUMP: I would say that’s up to a local town, community or the federal government, depending on where it is located.


The Charlottesville city council voted to remove the statue.  The racist protesters came mostly from out of town to prevent the city's determination.

REPORTER: You said there was hatred and violence on both sides?

TRUMP: I do think there is blame – yes, I think there is blame on both sides. You look at, you look at both sides. I think there’s blame on both sides, and I have no doubt about it, and you don't have any doubt about it either. And, and, and, and if you reported it accurately, you would say.

REPORTER: The neo-Nazis started this thing. They showed up in Charlottesville.

TRUMP: Excuse me, they didn't put themselves down as neo-Nazis, and you had some very bad people in that group. But you also had people that were very fine people on both sides. You had people in that group – excuse me, excuse me. I saw the same pictures as you did. You had people in that group that were there to protest the taking down, of to them, a very, very important statue and the renaming of a park from Robert E. Lee to another name.


The "very fine people" on the white supremacist, KKK, neo-nazi side were white supremacists, KKK, neo-nazis.  They were waiving swastikas and giving hitler salutes. 

Naturally, David Duke and Stormfront and the like are enthusiastically praising his comments. 

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I see that Trump could only maintain his fake concern for 24 hours and is now back to the both sides shit.  In Trump's ideal world, no one would have ever opposed the Nazis or the Klan and presumably, everything would have been hunky dory.

He referred to the white supremacists as "very fine people."  He says many sides but is making it very clear which side he is on. 

1580
The Championship Season Game Zone 2017 / Re: Astros @ D-Backs 8/15/2017
« on: August 15, 2017, 03:58:41 pm »
What a shitty hit.

1581
The Championship Season Game Zone 2017 / Re: Astros @ D-Backs 8/15/2017
« on: August 15, 2017, 03:51:21 pm »
You know, my autocorrect ha learned pretty much every players name.  Even Marisnick.  Except Bregman.  It still wants to make it "Bergman".

I'm partial to Bergman as well.

1582
The Championship Season Game Zone 2017 / Re: Astros @ D-Backs 8/15/2017
« on: August 15, 2017, 03:33:16 pm »
You were saying?


A beautiful thing, forsooth.

1583
The Championship Season Game Zone 2017 / Re: Astros @ D-Backs 8/15/2017
« on: August 15, 2017, 03:11:35 pm »
It's been a long time since the Astros have dropped a bunch of extra base hits on a pitcher early in the game.

1584
The Championship Season Game Zone 2017 / Re: Astros @ D-Backs 8/15/2017
« on: August 15, 2017, 03:08:25 pm »
Ah, the timeless romance of seeing a pitcher be completely useless at the plate.  Baseball played the way it's supposed to be played!

1585
The Championship Season Game Zone 2017 / Re: Astros @ D-Backs 8/15/2017
« on: August 15, 2017, 03:04:34 pm »
Davis
Stassi
Marisnick
Peacock

What a murderer's row.

They're a-murderin'

1586
Talk Zone / Re: Trade Deadline 2017
« on: August 15, 2017, 01:36:01 pm »
For those that know not of Whitley and his untouchable status, follow the link Nate posted in the Bus Ride here.

1587
Talk Zone / Re: Aches, Pains and Muscle Strains (2017 Version)
« on: August 14, 2017, 06:37:27 pm »

Mix up those two? Impossible.

I can never remember which one's beard extends further down his neck.

1588
Talk Zone / Re: Aches, Pains and Muscle Strains (2017 Version)
« on: August 14, 2017, 05:54:47 pm »
They aren't. Gattis still unavailable and McCann to 10 day DL. Centeno and Stassi are it.

Yes.  I removed the post after realizing I was mixing up McCann and Gattis.

1589
Talk Zone / Re: Luhnow on the radio
« on: August 11, 2017, 11:15:57 am »
An overall team that is made up of individual players.  Some of who are "championship calibre" and some of who are not.  Anyone that has played on any team sport understands this.  Or, at least, should.  Their comments do nothing to build team unity and likely do a fair amount to tear it down.  Maybe not overtly and maybe not with the superstars but likely yes with the fringe players that are the razor thin separation between a championship team and one that is not.

The individual players on the 25 man roster change all the time.  I think everyone on the roster is aware of that. 

1590
First real adversity this team has faced this year. Waiting to see how they respond. So far, it's not good.


What about the time their top four pitchers were on the DL at the same time?  Or when they went a couple weeks without two of their best three offensive players? 

1591
Talk Zone / Re: Luhnow on the radio
« on: August 11, 2017, 10:16:48 am »
They weren't perfectly reasonable to express to the public.  Every new player added would replace one already there.  They basically said to everyone there are players on this team right now who aren't championship caliber.  That may be true, but we don't work with them EVERY DAY.

Except for the fact that they didn't talk about or even hint at any particular player. They were talking about the overall team.

1592
Talk Zone / Re: Luhnow on the radio
« on: August 11, 2017, 10:07:52 am »
And I'm disappointed in those comments from Reddick. Lost a lot of respect for he and Keuchel.
I'm not disappointed that they feel that way but I certainly am that they said it to the media.

I don't understand this sentiment.  Both of their comments were perfectly reasonable and express the same frustration that everyone feels, whether players, front office, or fans. They weren't critical of any individual person (other than Luhnow I guess, by implication).  And Reddick's point was basically "yeah, that's a bummer, but get over it and win some games."

It's not even a matter of having the right to answer a question truthfully.  That can be a cover for a lot of obnoxiousness, but their comments were perfectly in line with the situation. 

1593
Talk Zone / "Players' Weekend" jerseys
« on: August 09, 2017, 02:57:36 pm »
On a lighter note, the Astros "Players' Weekend" jerseys have been revealed. 

Apparently the last weekend of August will be the inaugural Players' Weekend.  One of the supposed highlights is that the players' will get to wear XFL style jersey's with whatever name they want. 

Obviously, McCann doesn't give a fuck about this millennial hippy shit. But Marisnick is "Big Fudge," Will Harris is "Bill" and Correa is the delightfully cringe-inducing ON-BRAND(TM) "Showrrea."

1594
Yuli continues to appear extremely plussed by pressure situations.

Almost a surplusage!

1595
I'm sure he's a decent player; he practices enough!  But I read that he never posts his scores so no one knows what he true standard actually is.

He's won 18 club championships.

1596
Talk Zone / Re: Trade Deadline 2017
« on: August 07, 2017, 11:30:03 am »
Plenty of evidence. Hinch had him start the 10th Saturday.

And on Wednesday he started the inning getting a righty out followed by a walk and a hit to the two lefties.  He's been described by several Astros people as "a lefty who can get righties out too."

1597
Talk Zone / Re: Trade Deadline 2017
« on: August 07, 2017, 10:20:40 am »
I have to ask...what the fuck is a "LOOGY"?

It's something along the lines of "Left handed one out only guy" but I don't think that necessarily applies to Liriano. 

1598

Lately Yuli has been reminding me some of Moises. Not because they have similar swings or even similar approaches or anything like that, but because Moises seemed and Yuli seems totally nonplussed by who the pitcher is or how tight the situation is.

Nonplussed is one of those words that actually means the opposite of what it implies. Kind of like spendthrift.

But unless I am totally missing your point, I agree. He's a pure hitter, no matter what the situation.

1599
Beer and Queso / Re: In San Antone
« on: August 04, 2017, 04:27:03 pm »
Henry's Puffy Tacos, Mi Tierra, and Chris Madrid's is a timeless trilogy.

The CIA/Pearl Brewery options are incredible. 

1600
Talk Zone / Re: Aches, Pains and Muscle Strains (2017 Version)
« on: August 04, 2017, 04:24:51 pm »
The first week of September would be a very good thing. I was afraid he wouldn't be back until late in the month, with just a week, maybe two, to get his rhythm back.

McTaggart is McReTweeting that Correa should "resume swinging a bat next week" which seems crazy to my non-medical brain.  That's just three weeks after surgery. 

1601

I can't believe the United States put a 31 year old white nationalist who couldn't have won a high school debate tournament at the podium to speak on its behalf.


This administration has said to hell with dog whistles and moved right back to overt racism.

1602
The eff-you from Medvedev is worth highlighting itself.  It signals Putin being at the end of his rope with his ineffective puppet; he expelled 755 U.S. diplomats this week, and Trump has still yet to utter a word about it.  The peepee tape can't be far behind.


Putin is doing what Putin does: sewing chaos and discord.  They are just jerking the chain around.

1603
Talk Zone / Re: Trade Deadline 2017
« on: August 02, 2017, 05:05:25 pm »
I read somewhere today if no one claims him, Detroit can negotiate a trade with all 29 teams. Is that correct?

Yes.  If no team claims the player after three business days, he can be traded normally, optioned to the minors, or released.  If he does get claimed the teams have two business days to work out a trade.

1604
Talk Zone / Re: Trade Deadline 2017
« on: August 02, 2017, 04:22:18 pm »
Crasnick Tweets that Tigers put Verlander on waivers.

Does anyone know how long teams have to put in a claim?

Three business days.

1605
Trump appended a signing statement to the sanctions bill he signed today.  The full text is at the foregoing link, but here's a taste:

In all seriousness, it's a piece of work.  You need to read it.

Here's the money shot:

Still, the bill remains seriously flawed – particularly because it encroaches on the executive branch’s authority to negotiate.  Congress could not even negotiate a healthcare bill after seven years of talking.   

1606
Get there for the Early Bird special. You'll larvae it!

Overall, a net positive experience. 

1607
Talk Zone / Re: Trade Deadline 2017
« on: August 01, 2017, 05:56:04 pm »
Or Dallas Keuchel is a petulant child who believes what he wants to believe.  That is also an option.

Or Dallas was, like all of us, hoping to add another impact player and is disappointed that, for whatever reason, it didn't work out.  Seems reasonable enough to me. 

I don't think his comments are the equivalent of the LUHNOW IS A LOSER THE ASTROS ARE THE TRADE DEADLINE LOSERS posts that we've seen around.

1608
Talk Zone / Re: Aches, Pains and Muscle Strains (2017 Version)
« on: August 01, 2017, 05:24:02 pm »
FWIW "at least a month away" is consistent with the original prognosis of 6-8 weeks.  Surgery was on July 19.  6-8 weeks would be August 30 - September 13.

And Correa, of course, says  "I feel like I'll be back sooner than expected, so hopefully I can accomplish that. Everything is turning out really good."

1609
FWIW, I ended up going to Salsa's and Mosquito Cafe. Salsa's had an ocean view, strong margaritas, and the 'Stros on the big screen. Can't ask for much more. I highly recommend both places.

Good to know.  Thanks.

1611
Talk Zone / Re: Trade Deadline 2017
« on: July 31, 2017, 05:44:54 pm »


This team was not made better today and that's on luhnow.



They needed a left handed reliever and he got a decent one.  That's improvement.

1612
Talk Zone / Re: Trade Deadline 2017
« on: July 31, 2017, 05:13:49 pm »
Julia with some Luhnow quotes:  "I'd be lying if I didn't say I was disappointed in not getting some of the moves done that we were working on...I do believe this team has what it takes to win in the postseason with the players we have...doesn't mean we didn't try hard to improve those chances even just a little bit"

And he obviously expects Fisher to spend the rest of his career in the major leagues.

1613
I didn't think Kelly and Scaramucci were going to mix very well. My big worry right now is that Kelly might very well be able to get everybody to heel and start implementing all of these ill-thought-out policies.

Until Kelly points out the obvious and tells Donald that his daughter and son-in-law need to get real jobs.

1614
Talk Zone / Re: Trade Deadline 2017
« on: July 31, 2017, 01:56:05 pm »
Have they made it clear he is working from the pen?

It seems generally accepted by all of punditry, so who knows.

1615
Talk Zone / Re: Cooperstown
« on: July 31, 2017, 01:46:45 pm »
Here's Footer's wonderfully written coverage of the other great speech of the weekend, J.G. Taylor Spink Award recipient Claire Smith.  An amazing journalist and an amazing career.  Her story about Steve Garvey standing with her and providing quotes so she could meet her deadline after she was kicked out of the clubhouse after an NLCS game is remarkable: 

"When he saw that I was becoming emotional after having been manhandled, he uttered the most important words an athlete ever said to me," Smith said. "'I will stay here as long as you need me to, but remember, you have a job to do.'"
At this point in the speech, Smith asked Garvey to stand to be recognized by the Doubleday Field crowd: "Please stand, just as you did when salvaging the worst day of my career."

1616
Talk Zone / Re: Trade Deadline 2017
« on: July 31, 2017, 11:18:31 am »
According to a McTaggart McReTweet, the Tigers aren't dealing Verlander today.

1617
Talk Zone / Re: Cooperstown
« on: July 31, 2017, 09:45:16 am »
I liked the end of his speech best. Saying that if watching him while spending time with your family was good then he did his job.  My Astro, you did your job and more in 2001.  I spent so much time with my Daddy watching you that I have more memories with him than I can remember.

It was a beautiful speech and really touching that Bagwell, who always seemed like a stoic, strong-silent type, was able to speak so eloquently about the importance of relationships and how that encompassed teammates, front office people, behind-the-scenes people, fans and ultimately families. 

1618
Talk Zone / Re: Aches, Pains and Muscle Strains (2017 Version)
« on: July 28, 2017, 02:29:53 pm »
Strange, shouldn't he go back to Fresno?

Logistics, man.  It's kind of Crane's deal.

1619
Trump tweeted this morning that the filibuster has to go.  smh

He probably thinks that's what happened. 

1620
Talk Zone / Re: Trade Deadline 2017
« on: July 28, 2017, 10:55:47 am »
What frustrates me about the "don't trade away the future" crowd is that they'll give you chapter and verse about how getting Gray or Verlander doesn't guarantee a World Series, but they act like Kyle Tucker is certain to be a fixture in All Star games for the next decade. 


Well put.  The rejoinder to that is always "6 years of cheap club control even if not all-stars" which pretty much gives away their game.

1621
Beer and Queso / Re: Ranger or not...
« on: July 28, 2017, 10:50:57 am »

Imagine if a rookie had pulled a stunt like this. Isn't baseball supposed to be about more than someone's ego? Beltre did something that was silly at best. More like someone that feels "certain rules don't apply to me" is my read. He pulled a spring training gag in the middle of a season where his team is still in it. I doubt those antics would go over too well here if anyone on the the 25 man roster did it.

I think that' s an important difference.  Beltre is a hall of famer, not a rookie.

1622
It's also best not to forget that defeat of the bill also required "nay" votes from Murkowski and Collins, who have been consistent in their opposition to this entire process.  McCain swept in, made an impassioned speech objecting to what was going on, but then split his votes with two "yays" and two "nays".  Not entirely a profile in courage but very effective in hoovering up the kudos.

Also credit to the senate dems led by Schumer.  Even red state democratic senators like Manchin were never in play.  A rare showing of organized solidarity from that group.

1623
Exactly.  Worthless until proven otherwise.

These morons are literally saying they will vote for the bill only if they are assured it doesn't become law.  Gee, if one there were a way for them to have say in it!

1624
Lindsey Graham is McCain Lite. He'll complain about this and then do nothing to stop it.

He's certainly voted yes at every opportunity. 

1625
Here's where I start getting nervous.  Cornyn is now insisting - despite no public or private assurances from Speaker Ryan - that the Senate bill is destined for conference committee.  Given the rampant and effortless lying that's been going on about this process, I have no confidence that the Senate leadership won't reassure the Republican opposition that this bill will go to conference so it's safe to vote "yes", and then have Ryan promptly put it to a vote in the House and rush it thereafter to Trump's desk for the smuggest, most gut-wrenchingly self-congratulatory signing ceremony in the history of the planet.

That's clearly what is going to happen.  A bunch of Republicans complaining about the process and substance of the bill, but keeping voting it along "in order to have a frank discussion" about it (McCain being the crowning hypocrite) and then, voila, it's on Trump's desk. 

1626
Beer and Queso / Re: Ranger or not...
« on: July 27, 2017, 02:23:17 pm »
There's a system now that calls balls and strikes in real time.  I've seen it on my TV.  I think it's time.

Blue at home plate can call HBP, pitches in the dirt, foul tips and plays at the plate but, given that the entire art of pitching is about fooling the person watching the pitch as to its location, having a human - who couldn't catch on as a player - calling balls and strikes is now just silly.

If the league is going to embrace human fallibility the humans applying that fallibility ought to be a tad more humble about it.

1627
Beer and Queso / Re: Ranger or not...
« on: July 27, 2017, 01:28:06 pm »

1628
Talk Zone / Re: Citizens Bank Park food options
« on: July 27, 2017, 01:15:33 pm »
Same here.  Jake's on Chimney Rock used to be good, haven't been there in years though and I hear they changed ownership (the originals were Philly natives).


Last time I was there was a couple of years ago.  It was not good.  The bread sucked.  The steak was sliced too thick and was overcooked and overly chewy. 

1629
Talk Zone / Re: Trade Deadline 2017
« on: July 27, 2017, 10:16:24 am »
that was a deep prospect list.

Thanks Gerry.

1630
They've been campaigning on repealing the ACA "root and branch" for 7 years.  The base and the President are holding their feet to the fire to get it done.  That cacophony of flapping and clucking you hear is millions of chickens coming home to roost.

And they've had 7 years to actually come up with a policy but instead are spending their lunch today writing a bill that will dramatically affect 1/6 of the nation's economy.

1631
That's a nice state you have there.  Be a shame if something were to happen to it.

It's telling that of the 13 GOP senators (10 men, 3 women) who have voted no on the straight repeal and/or the BRCA, only the women are catching their colleagues' vitriol. 

1632
Beer and Queso / Re: Ranger or not...
« on: July 27, 2017, 09:46:10 am »
That's hilarious.  Gerry Davis is such an ass.

1633
Beer and Queso / Re: what does it feel like in Houston
« on: July 26, 2017, 03:38:26 pm »
Warm.  Muggy.  Everyone's always happy to talk Astros.  Good times!

1634
I doubt we would panic and trade for a SS.

Maybe after we've added two high quality bullpen arms, a frontline starter and Correa's thumb actually falls off.

1635
Talk Zone / Re: Citizens Bank Park food options
« on: July 26, 2017, 03:36:23 pm »
At the risk of sounding like a cheesesteak snob, Papa Geno's is closer to the quality you'd find at either Pat's or Geno's in Philadelphia.  It's not bad, but the locals don't really eat at those places for a reason.

I liked John's Roast Pork on Snyder the best when I was up there.

I welcome all cheesesteak opinions.

1636
Talk Zone / Re: Citizens Bank Park food options
« on: July 26, 2017, 03:24:22 pm »
The Tony Luke's at Bunker Hill and I-10 is pretty good stuff.  Papa Geno's (at least the one near me on Ella/18th) is good, but it's not what I would consider representative of a real Philly Cheesesteak.

I'll have make the trip over there sometime.  The Papa Geno's near me is in the Bellaire Triangle. and usually satisfies the rare craving.  But I've never had a "real Philly" against which to compare it. 

1637
Talk Zone / Re: Citizens Bank Park food options
« on: July 26, 2017, 03:17:58 pm »
It seemed from the broadcast last night you could do no wrong at Tony Luke's.  I almost went to Papa Geno's for lunch today it looked so inspiring.

1638
Talk Zone / Re: First 100 games
« on: July 26, 2017, 11:29:52 am »
And neither the Yankees nor the Indians won the World Series that year.

1639
Talk Zone / Re: First 100 games
« on: July 26, 2017, 11:29:12 am »
How many has Cabrera won?

1640
Talk Zone / Re: Target Field
« on: July 26, 2017, 11:27:48 am »
I had a similar feeling about Miller Park in Milwaukee.  No matter that it was a nice park, I hated the process of getting to it so much that it sullied my mood.  How kick-ass would that place be if it were on Milwaukee's lakefront or at least the Milwaukee River?


Oddly enough Miller Park was intentionally built that way in order to satisfy the Wisconsinite penchant for tailgating.   

1641
Meanwhile Trump issued a twitter policy statement summarily banning transgender people from the military.  It also happens to be the anniversary of the day Truman desegregated the military.

1642
It's pretty premature to say that Bregman might be out for any lengthy amount of time but.... if he is, what's the price for Zach Cozart in Cincy? By the time Correa returns rosters will have expanded and he'd be a pretty killer bench option for the playoffs. Cozart is a rental and I haven't seen much chatter (demand) on his services this year.

Just speculating... the rash of injuries has become concerning.

And just as you said that Cozart left the game with an injured quad.

1643
Talk Zone / Re: Target Field
« on: July 25, 2017, 03:31:53 pm »
Pittsburgh is an incredibly underrated place.  Really nice people, great Polish/Czech/Italian, and like you said a surprisingly pretty city.  The daytrips from there are great if you're there for longer than a couple of days.  I've also never been in the dead of winter or summer.

Terrific museums and historical sights as well, but they've got to stop sticking french fries in sandwiches and salads.

1644
Trump: "We ended up with 51 votes, 51 to...whatever. I don't know what it is."

Not a joke. This is the actual President.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Even if he thought about it he would still probably come up with 49, which is incorrect.

And hey, Mr. Happy?  This is what you've been saying "we have to pass the bill to see what's in it" actually looks like. 

1645
Beer and Queso / Re: Game of Thrones Season 7
« on: July 25, 2017, 03:01:34 pm »
And when Bran arrives at Winterfell... is he now King in the North?

I think being the three eyed raven surpasses royal titles. 

1646
Beer and Queso / Re: Game of Thrones Season 7
« on: July 25, 2017, 12:56:11 pm »
I thought it would be his "great gift".


It might be, but destroying half of Dany's fleet and delivering the mother and daughter who murdered Cersei's daughter is a pretty damn good gift. 

1647
I'd encourage anyone interested to read about his speech at the annual Boy Scout Jamboree.  "Inappropriate" doesn't even begin to describe it.  It's sad, embarrassing, hilarious, disgusting and unsurprising all at the same time.

And don't forget the time that Trump apparently used his charity to pay for his kids' boy scout registration:

[The Trump Foundation's] smallest-ever gift, for $7, was paid to the Boy Scouts in 1989, at a time when it cost $7 to register a new Scout. Trump’s oldest son was 11 at the time.

1648
Talk Zone / Re: Target Field
« on: July 24, 2017, 10:50:39 am »
Tell me the great options. I walked all around the park for three days and saw nothing unique unless you count cheese curds.

I've already stumped for Kramarczuk sausages and a good variety of local beer.  The two times I've been, those did the trick for me. 

1649
Talk Zone / Re: Aches, Pains and Muscle Strains (2017 Version)
« on: July 21, 2017, 05:50:13 pm »
I bet the class A players love the challenge of facing major leaguers on rehab assignments.

I remember Orel Hershiser making a rehab start in San Antonio in 1990 or so.  They crowd and the players were absolutely electric.  After the game there were throngs of people waiting to get Orel's autograph and as the crowd started to overwhelm him he elbowed some guy in the face and ran back into the clubhouse.  Big time rehab assignments are a lot of fun.

1650
On which side of the argument do you think the Republican congress and the Supreme Court will fall...?

That's the real constitutional crisis.  It's one thing to have the executive branch running amok, but when the other branches of government fail to check or balance the whole system falls apart.

1651
No, look, I'll happily work for a serial liar and lunatic who makes me marionette in front of the global press and say shit that makes me into a worldwide laughingstock and underscores my complete lack of personal integrity. But you hire a communications director?! THAT'S A LINE TOO FAR!

Petty careerism is the only true principle these frauds have.

1652
Talk Zone / Re: Aches, Pains and Muscle Strains (2017 Version)
« on: July 19, 2017, 05:52:39 pm »
Christian Boutwell @_CBoutwell 13m ago
Dallas Keuchel will make his 2nd rehab start Sat. at a location TBD, A.J. Hinch said. Keuchel said he expects somewhere around 4-5 innings.

Keuchel also said that if this one also goes well the next start will be for the Astros. 

1653
Now Trump is ending a covert CIA program to equip and train rebel groups fighting against noted human rights-abuser (and the target of Trump's theater warfare) Assad.  Of course, this is a move that has been sought by Russia.

The U.S. decision, said one of the officials, is part of an effort by the administration to improve relations with Russia, which along with Iranian-supported groups has largely succeeded in preserving Assad's government in the six-year-civil war.

Not a puppet!

1654
I heard Luhnow say they figured Martes could help them down the stretch from the pen with his electric stuff.

It's also good experience for him.   

1655
My bet is he stays.

I think so too.  Hoyt is the odd man out.

1656
Talk Zone / Re: Rules Question about last night's 9th inning
« on: July 19, 2017, 03:53:06 pm »
If you run 15' past 2B with no obvious intent to go to 3B, could an umpire call you out for being outside the base path? If so, I'm assuming the run would not score?

Yes, but the run would count as long as the runner crosses the plate before the umpire calls the guy out for being outside the base path.

1657
Talk Zone / Re: Target Field
« on: July 18, 2017, 09:47:03 am »
You should go to Kramarczuk's which is just across the Mississippi from the stadium.  They sell Kramarczuk sausages at the ballpark, but going to the source for some eastern European food and sausages is fantastic.  There's also a great wall of local beer selections in the ballpark.

1658
Talk Zone / Re: Aches, Pains and Muscle Strains (2017 Version)
« on: July 18, 2017, 09:22:55 am »
Jammed left thumb for Correa.

What a bummer of an injury. 

1659
Talk Zone / Re: Keuchel
« on: July 17, 2017, 10:54:19 am »
Five or six years ago Panama was playing in San Pedro Sula against a heavily favored Honduras. Panama scored its first of two unanswered goals in rather spectacular fashion, and the goal scorer and general ringleader, El Super Raton Perez, dashed over to the corner and summoned all of his teammates to celebrate. They launched into what was obviously a pre-arranged dance where they all sort of leaned back and bobbed around with their arms hanging loose. Que chucha e'eso? Everyone wanted to know. Well, apparently someone had seen Weekend at Bernie's and decided to turn it into a dance.

It became a national sensation for a while. Here's the goal and the celebration put to the song commemorating the craze by a local, I don't know, half rapper half notorious criminal who goes by the moniker Japanese.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LdGEDrbdJ0&t=31s

English names and surnames are a total mystery to most everyone around here so in no time at all Bernie became Barney and dancing como Barney which got confused with the animal character and, well, things frankly went downhill from there.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/HWLCG52rwbQ/hqdefault.jpg

There always seems to be some sort of weird dance that these guys are doing. Lately it's been the Salty Tic Toc. Here they are dancing in the lobby of an upscale hotel somewhere or another:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s4aVdlkuCo

Here's the original:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv44jwI0Rbc

I wonder what the Astros' team dance might be.

That is entirely fantastic. 

1660
An inside-the-park-home-run over two ABs.

Well put.

1661
I neither trust them or fear them...fuck them....but they have a couple thousand nuclear, deplorable
weapons...so I respect them. No need to piss them off if we can find common ground. It's a different bear these days.

What's the common ground?  Ending NATO or embracing authoritarianism? 

1662
Fantastic manufactured run by Altuve.  Ground rule double, steals third, takes home on a strikeout throw to first. 

1663
Beer and Queso / Re: Game of Thrones Season 7
« on: July 16, 2017, 03:26:11 pm »
That would be the worst ending ever.


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Westeros is really purgatory. 

1664
The translator apparently was not a Russian but instead a fellow named John Barron.

Jim couldn't make it because he was still in Paris freaking out about brown people. 

1665
Talk Zone / Re: Quintana is off the market
« on: July 14, 2017, 02:27:15 pm »
Well, if you want to talk about guarantees, there's no guarantees about any baseball player. You go with your best guess about what condition guys will be in, and try to have enough depth to have reasonable fallback plans.

True, of course.  But for those saying we don't need an ace (and I am one of those) there's a lot of faith that Keuchel's nerve issue can be put behind him and that McCullers can stay healthy for the rest of the season and into October. 

1666
Talk Zone / Re: Guess who's on the market?
« on: July 14, 2017, 02:24:04 pm »
You should get a temporary ban for the subject line.

+1 coach

1667
Well, that is the first time this fucking imbecile has made me laugh out loud. I'm imagining some poor sap standing around in the shade in Presidio, Texas, minding his own business when suddenly, WHOMP, crushed like a June bug by one of those archetypal 60-pound bags of cocaine the bad hombres are forever heaving over the border.

"The large sacks of drugs."  It's like he views the world solely in terms of bugs bunny cartoons. 

1668
Meanwhile, back at The Wall, Trump wants it to be solar and physically (though certainly not financially) transparent:

Question: You were joking about solar, right?
Trump: No, not joking, no. There is a chance that we can do a solar wall. We have major companies looking at that. Look, there's no better place for solar than the Mexico border -- the southern border. And there is a very good chance we can do a solar wall, which would actually look good. But there is a very good chance we could do a solar wall.
One of the things with the wall is you need transparency. You have to be able to see through it. In other words, if you can't see through that wall — so it could be a steel wall with openings, but you have to have openings because you have to see what's on the other side of the wall.
And I'll give you an example. As horrible as it sounds, when they throw the large sacks of drugs over, and if you have people on the other side of the wall, you don't see them -- they hit you on the head with 60 pounds of stuff? It's over. As cray as that sounds, you need transparency through that wall. But we have some incredible designs.


And he did actually say "cray" instead of "crazy."  Frankly, I'm a little impressed with his vision.  If you're going to build something as stupid as a 2,000 mile wall, you might as well lean into it. 


1669
Talk Zone / Re: Quintana is off the market
« on: July 14, 2017, 09:54:58 am »
Some of you seem to have more faith in Fiers/Musgrove/McHugh/Martes in October than I do.


There are also no guarantees that Keuchel and/or McCullers will be available then either.

1670
I suppose you could say he's a bit of an enfant terrible.

I'm still laughing at one of the things he said in the interview with Pat Robertson, who apparently is still alive somehow: Just got back from G20, amazing meeting, we had 20 counties there, you know.

What's SAD! is that I bet Trump was going on what he was told and didn't actually count the twenty countries himself. 

1671
Talk Zone / Re: Quintana is off the market
« on: July 13, 2017, 02:11:08 pm »
I've been on the bolster the Pen bandwagon for awhile, there just doesn't seem to be any sort of difference making starting pitcher available.   And considering the price the Cubs had to pay to get a ~#3 guy with Mike Fiers #s...    Maybe Luhnow can pull of some Jedi mind tricks and get the A's to part with Gray for Paulino, Fisher and some lower level guys.   

Things can change due to trades, but is there any rotation in the AL that you think, wow the Astros are going to have to hold the other team to 3 or less runs 3/4 times a series to have a chance to advance*

*IF they make the playoffs.

I agree that the bullpen is both the higher priority and the easier problem to fix. 

1672
Exactly, there isnt a better example of projection than Trump's constant blathering about Fake News.

He reiterated today that he is a dumb creep

1673
At least we can now rest assured that nothing came of the meeting...because they said so.

They are all so believable. 

1674
Beer and Queso / Re: This was in Today's Washington Post
« on: July 13, 2017, 11:59:24 am »
I've been to 9 (not counting predecessors).  I think he's a bit harsh on Skydome but I'm partial to Canada in general and was always impressed by the fact of the first retractable roof. 

1675
Also, because Manafort was there, the meeting may actually have been illegal under campaign laws; you can't solicit help from foreigners.

Is that true?  What rule prohibits assistance from foreigners?

1676
Talk Zone / Re: Trade Deadline 2017
« on: July 08, 2017, 07:05:28 pm »

I'll be sad to see Fisher go, but I think he's probably going to have to be included in a package for any significant pitcher.

I hope that pitcher is more significant than Justin Wilson.

1677
Joe West was crew chief in the 2005 World Series.  It was the only thing about that series that I recall.

It was also the last world series Angel has worked.

1678
Talk Zone / Re: The Pen
« on: July 06, 2017, 01:37:52 pm »
Man, this friggin' discussion just won't die:

2017 31%
2016 30%
2015 29%

It's the IS% column on each chart.

I'm convinced.  Maybe we are misreading what the ROOT sports folks are presenting.

1679
Meanwhile Angel will the first base ump for the all-star game, along with Country Joe West behind the plate, Mark Carlson at second, Chris Conroy at third, Manny Gonzalez in left and Mike Estabrook in right.

I guess working the all-star game isn't a merit based decision for umpires.

ETA: And Doug Eddings will be manning the replay booth.  Good lord.

1680
Talk Zone / Re: The Pen
« on: July 06, 2017, 11:46:02 am »
That number seems impossibly wrong for a league average.

They repeated the same 9.1% league average on the broadcast last night, and yet the league leaders by this source have an 11.1% inherited runner rate.

1681
Unless--I see this now--as per MusicMan's suggestion, an urban center contained, say, five districts to the one rural district of equal population. Yes, that does make sense. I'm for it. Where do I sign?

It would have to be based on an equal population per district.  People vote and are represented by government in a democracy, not acreage.


1682
The Torre quote is great.

It's perfect.  Basically "he needs to get better at his job and not be such an insufferable prick."

1683
Talk Zone / Re: 2017 team
« on: July 05, 2017, 01:33:45 pm »
I'm guessing he could regress to mean.

Classic Zipp Zinger!

1684
Beer and Queso / Re: fireworks on the 4th
« on: July 04, 2017, 10:49:30 pm »
The Astros certainly chipped in their fair share.

1685
Talk Zone / Re: Last night's broadcast
« on: July 03, 2017, 04:45:34 pm »
What a game! Exhibit A to why I love this team. Correa's AB showed how much he has matured. His off-balance throw to get Gardner was incredible. Oh my, Yuli! Hostros said in the GZ his bat was Alou quick on the game winner. Great description. Need a win today. Only Devo is rested.

That was one of those season-defining signature wins, kind of like the big 9th inning comeback against the Angels in September 2015 that proved to be the difference in the wild card race. 

1686
This is a clutch GZ performance.  Spilling into the afternoon of the day following the game is definitely a high leverage scenario. 

1687
Beer and Queso / Re: My gramps
« on: June 30, 2017, 11:52:20 am »
My deepest condolences.   It sounds like he left a lasting legacy that you will be able to cherish for the rest of your life.

1688

Republicans in Congress appear to be done with him after he proved to be no use to anyone over the healthcare debacle.  He's poisoning the brand and is completely ineffectual as a leader.  It won't be long before they turn on him because his only use will be as a scapegoat. 

The unanimous vote in the appropriations committee yesterday approving Barbara Lee's annual and heretofore perfunctory amendment ending the blank check authorization for the use of military force giving the president near-blanket authority to deploy the military following 9/11 is a pretty strong sign that Republican legislators are at least interested in limiting some of Trump's authority.  I doubt it will ever actually get anywhere, but it's a rare sign of backbone and basic legislative oversight. 

1689
Smoking gun?  Getting closer to it, at least.

The Murdoch Street Journal reports that a GOP opposition researcher, reporting to Mike Flynn, worked with Russian hackers to try and recover the deleted Clinton emails.

That link requires an honorarium to Murdoch to read it, but here's an article about the article from NY Magazine.

The Trump team's defense is that Smith didn't work for the campaign and, though Flynn did, he must've been doing this on his own time.  They also asked if we'd like to buy a bridge.

It's hard enough to distance the campaign from Flynn, who was obviously an important adviser to Trump (to the point that Trump fired Comey in an effort to protect Flynn), but candidate Trump literally asked for this to happen on camera:

“I will tell you this, Russia: If you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing,” the Republican nominee said at a news conference in Florida. “I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.”


1690
Talk Zone / Re: Series Preview - Astros @ Mariners
« on: June 26, 2017, 10:03:21 am »
I read the other day that Saturday's game was the last 9:00 pm start time until August 25th.

1691
Beer and Queso / Re: Corpus Christi/port aransas/padre island
« on: June 26, 2017, 10:02:41 am »
Water Street Oyster Bar.  Downtown.  good stuff.

Seconded.  The place is an institution.  Also, Vietnam Restaurant just north on Water Street is excellent.  Order the "half bird" even if it's off the menu.

1692
Talk Zone / Re: 4 game sweep of As
« on: June 23, 2017, 11:12:17 am »
Thanks for doing this. Mark and I have talked frequently about hoping to be .500 during this onslaught of pitcher injuries. We cannot say too much about the great job the "backup" starters have done in what could have been a crisis. Kudos thus far to Hinch and Strom for managing the pitching to stay afloat while the rotation has been on the DL.

They are 7-6 since McCullers' last start, which is a remarkable job of weathering the storm (that is hopefully passing). 

1693
C'mon guys.  He's new at this.

1694
Talk Zone / Re: Fiers Rebound
« on: June 22, 2017, 01:06:15 pm »
I think fixing his curveball was a much more practical factor than "stepping up", but completely agree that he deserves the praise.


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Not sure why those things have to be considered different things.

I recall seeing in another thread that I cannot find that he changed his curveball arm angle and dropped two secondary pitches?  Anyone remember the details?

1695
Talk Zone / Re: Sonny Gray
« on: June 21, 2017, 03:47:49 pm »
Did Verducci just pull the deGrom tidbit out of his butt or have there been discussions? Neither he nor any other writer knows what a GM is certain to do, and I guarantee Luhnow is not talking.

It seemed to me it came entirely out of his lower GI.

1696
Talk Zone / Re: Trade Deadline 2017
« on: June 21, 2017, 03:44:32 pm »
There is some stuff here I did not know particularly about the Martes and Paulino deals.  Worth reading. https://www.si.com/mlb/2017/06/21/houston-astros-trade-rumors

The background on those deals was news to me as well and totally fascinating. 

1697
I'm all about getting rid of career politicians.  I'm all for term-limits.  I don't think many of those elected officials represent the people, but represent businesses.  But, I in no way think Trump is going to do any of the things you think he is going to do.  I also think too many people pick their party and don't vote for anyone else.

You want to get people out of Washington, don't vote for an incumbent.

It is amazing that anyone could take even a passing look at Trump and see a reformer rather than a grifter.  Here's how his "reforms" work:

President Trump’s budget calls for sharply reducing funding for programs that shelter the poor and combat homelessness — with a notable exception: It leaves intact a type of federal housing subsidy that is paid directly to private landlords.

One of those landlords is Trump himself, who earns millions of dollars each year as a part-owner of Starrett City, the nation’s largest subsidized housing complex.
***
Trump once called Starrett City “one of the best investments I ever made,” but it was his father who was an investor in its construction, according to a representative of Starrett City.


I totally get the "throw out the bums" mentality, but generally the next step is not to replace them with a bigger bum.  None of Trump's proposed policies make government more transparent or accountable.  The unifying theme to them, whether it be healthcare/taxes, the budget, the Muslim ban, the massive deportations, are cruelty to those without with a massive transfer of wealth to the pockets of the ultra-rich.     

1698
Yep.  I think we are without Ambassadors to Canada and Britain, and without Ambassadors to Japan and South Korea - which is important given the crap going on with North Korea at the moment.  Japan's PM isn't always going to be at dinner on the patio at Mar-a-Lago when the shit goes down, but at least he has Trump's unsecured cell phone number.

According to the American Foreign Service Association there are 57 countries with no current ambassador.

Significantly:  Afghanistan, Australia, every major European nation including the EU and NATO, South Korea, Japan,  Quatar, Saudi Arabia, 7 of 10 UN ambassadors. 

But none of these sins of omission are as appalling as the sin of commission McConnell and Co. are committing with the massive tax cut to the very wealthy "healthcare" bill.  A fucking appalling insult to democracy and fundamental human decency. 

1699
It doesn't help when he fires all 50 US Attorneys.  It's not unusual for a new administration to replace most or all of the USA's, but typically they have a fucking clue as to who will take over those jobs.  Trump kicked them all out in one day, without warning, without a plan to replace them and without any opportunity to effect any kind of transition to the next person.

Same thing with the non-career ambassadors. 

1700
Talk Zone / Re: Series Preview - Astros @ A's
« on: June 20, 2017, 10:12:45 am »
Maybe Fisher will finally get an at bat against Gray.

1701
Unfilled positions

Anyone have a link to compare Trump unfilled positions to where Obama, Bush, Clinton were at this time into their presidencies?    It seems like Trump is way behind on this, but I don't know for sure.

The Link

President Trump has roughly 1,100 top-tier positions to fill across his administration.

So far, he's nominated only 111 of them.

No president in modern history has fallen so far behind in naming heads of agencies, assistant secretaries, ambassadors and other critical leadership roles that require Senate approval.

As of Tuesday, only 41 of Trump's 111 nominees have cleared the Senate, according to data compiled by the Partnership for Public Service, a nonpartisan, nonprofit that has tracked presidential appointments since 1989.

In the first four months of their administrations, former presidents Barack Obama and George W. Bush each named more than 200 nominees, with more than half of them approved by the Senate.



1702
The Championship Season Game Zone 2017 / Re: Astros @ A's June 19th
« on: June 20, 2017, 09:54:13 am »
Thanks for the late nite PBP Mark.  Makes for good reading in the morning.

1703
The Championship Season Game Zone 2017 / Re: Astros @ A's June 19th
« on: June 20, 2017, 09:52:21 am »
Nope. It is a new thing in baseball broadcasting. They all get time off in-season. This is Kalas' second already this season.

The first time wasn't a vacation.  His mother died in early May.

1704
Talk Zone / Re: Series Preview - Astros @ A's
« on: June 19, 2017, 05:41:39 pm »
I hate west coast games.

1705
Talk Zone / Re: Fisher v. Aoki
« on: June 16, 2017, 04:56:03 pm »
Keep Aoki on the 25 man and Fisher as the next man up when needed.

1706
Talk Zone / Re: Banny is clearly a master of psycology.
« on: June 15, 2017, 02:53:18 pm »
Bannister is like a dickhead villain from an 80s movie. 

1707
Talk Zone / Re: 2017 team
« on: June 13, 2017, 05:33:10 pm »
Berman quoting Luhnow:  "If we need to make a move, even if it's painful, to help the Big League team right now, we'll make it happen."

1708
Why all the name calling...sorry if my comments upset you...not all of morons are as smart and all knowing as you.

Try to accept the election results and get a grip on that anger.

You are trying way too hard.

1709
Talk Zone / Re: Aches, Pains and Muscle Strains (2017 Version)
« on: June 12, 2017, 01:22:38 pm »
Fiers is now the #1 pitcher.  And pitching like it!

1710
May's position is untenable, so she'll likely go soon.  In the meantime, the Tories are partnering with the DUP, effectively handing control of government to 10 anti-same sex marriage, anti-abortion, climate deniers.

Just like us!

1711
Meanwhile in the UK... that backfired. 

1712
Talk Zone / Re: Martes has been called up
« on: June 09, 2017, 09:34:15 am »
And yet, he started a game. It's a goddang PARADOX!

A most ingenious paradox!

1713
Dick-stepping about having an unsecured email server on which you may have stored two or three confidential emails out of tens of thousands doesn't even come close to the President carrying around an ancient (by technology standards), unsecured Android phone on which he tweets, calls other world leaders and which can have the camera and microphone turned on by a 10-year old (or a Russian or ISIS).  And that's one of the more minor problems with the Trump presidency.

Clinton was a horrible candidate.  But there is no equivalency to what would've been her ongoing email scandal and the multiple scandals, corruption and crimes perpetrated by the Trump administration.

Right, but with a Clinton presidency and a GOP house and Senate we would have non-stop investigations and hearings about the White House.  Chaffetz promised as much before the election, only (along with the rest of the GOP congressmen) to suddenly get disinterested in congressional oversight after Trump won.

1714
Perhaps NATO needs to turn it's attention to this war against ISIS... with all members contributing equally.

Not really up on current events, are you?

1715
Talk Zone / Re: Jeff Bannister Sucks Cock (nm)
« on: June 07, 2017, 10:34:51 am »
This makes me glad that cocksucker is still allowed as a pejorative.

Whatever happened to "schlong gorvelling"?

1716
The US does spend the highest GDP percentage (>3%) while many NATO countries are below the 2% target.

http://www.economist.com/blogs/graphicdetail/2017/02/daily-chart-11

Maybe that's what AstroNut is talking about?  I don't know a lot about the subject, but my reading of the situation is that there is no NATO "fund" that countries pay into, it's just a commitment to spend a certain percentage of their GDP on their own defense.

The 2% is a goal everyone agreed to a couple of years ago.  The commitment is mutual defense, which is the cornerstone of the alliance since the 1940s.

In fact, the only time Article 5 (the mutual defense commitment that Trump became the first president not to verbally reaffirm) has been invoked was in response to 9/11.  Our NATO allies supplied air defense over the US and sent troops to Afghanistan (where they still are). 

1717
Paying for what ?

How about the vast majority of NATO...weapons, bases.

Not to mention the thousands of troops...

And yes I know they are not paying us...we are just paying their defense bills.

We went to Eorope and spilled our blood...more than once. And then protected them from the Russian bear. We can't afford it any longer and the threat from the East has deminished with the fall and breakup of the U.S.S.R.

We are paying our own defense bills. None of the criticisms you identified makes any sense or is based in fact, unless your position is that the US spends too much money on defense overall (which I would agree with, but that spending has little to do with NATO). 

1718
Talk Zone / Re: Altuve and strikeouts
« on: June 06, 2017, 11:29:12 am »
I've heard the offense (and the Astros in general) called a "juggernaut" increasingly in the media in the last few days.

I liked this quote from Ian Kennedy:

“There’s no real break in their lineup at all,” Kennedy said. “And it’s just like, if you get 2-0, you’d rather try to pitch to the next guy.”

1719
Paulino is taller, I think



You are correct.  I hadn't updated my tallest standings with the latest 25 man moves.   

1720
I think Hoyt is growing into his role, and I think Hinch is getting more and more confident in him.

I agree.  He's got good stuff and is being eased into more and more high leverage situations.  He's also the tallest Astro.

1721
Wait, a lefty can come in and get the left handed hitters out, then sit down? Unprecedented!


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And that is just sipping at the fountain of possibilities!

1722
Europe finally to start paying their share...the Cold War is over folks. We are a trillion dollars in debt.

America first...about time.

Pay their share for what?  What ledger are you looking at? 

And that "America First" slogan has a very specific history that is being invoked that's not a good thing at all.

1723
Talk Zone / Re: 40-16
« on: June 05, 2017, 09:27:06 pm »
Various comments he has made, relating to team needs, assessing the team's strengths/weaknesses, direction of the team and so forth, from time to time since he bought the team 5+ years ago. I'm surprised that you're surprised by this.

I can't think of any Crane comments offhand other than the general process comments in the first couple of years that it would be a rough couple of seasons or so but they are investing in the long term success of the franchise (cheap now, maximize draft picks, rebuild the farm system, pay down debt, will spend more later).  It's seemed to me that Crane has been pretty hands off as an owner.  I always thought that Crane was letting Luhnow drive the ship as he saw fit and not interfering much.  Maybe that's me not paying attention or him not being as much of a visible character as Drayton was,  or some combination of the two. 

1724
Talk Zone / Re: Altuve and strikeouts
« on: June 05, 2017, 03:26:03 pm »
It has to do with Jake Marisnick.  Altuve has hit 2nd in the games where Marisnick has started and Reddick on the bench.

When the opposing starting pitcher is a lefty (like Perez on Sunday and Santiago on Wednesday), Reddick sits, Marisnick starts batting ninth and everyone else moves up one slot. 

1725
By leaving those positions unfilled, couldn't this be viewed as the White House consolidating its power/influence by destabilizing those agencies?  Maybe I'm giving them too much credit but many of the administration's actions thus far (e.g. attempted Muslim ban) don't smack of egregious incompetence to me.  In many ways I think they know exactly what they're doing.

Most of this administration, especially the Muslim ban, is malevolence tempered by incompetence. 

1726
Talk Zone / Re: 40-16
« on: June 05, 2017, 11:59:23 am »
I'm sure Crane is knowledgeable and smart at running a logistics business or whatever the fuck he does, but considering every baseball-related comment I've ever heard or read by him I'm pretty sure he doesn't know shit about running a baseball team. His understanding appears to be around the level of the average spelling-challenged Chronicle commenter. I hope Luhnow has the wits and the balls to never base any of his moves on Crane's wishes.

Really?  What comments? 

1727
Talk Zone / Re: Waldo's preview/earliest memory of fandom
« on: June 05, 2017, 11:43:54 am »
My earliest memory of watching baseball was the 1985 World Series (I was 7, about to turn 8 ) and the '86 Astros season is the first one I can remember from beginning to end.  I certainly watched the Astros and was a fan in the preceding years, but those are the earliest memories I specifically summon based on my own observations. 

1728
But what does concern me is what's going to happen as the television inevitably tells him that Obama is getting more and more popular and he is getting less and less. Will he manufacture something terrible with Iran or North Korea? It will be terrifyingly fascinating to watch since the guys who hold the note on Trump are basically fine with the status quo in both places. But he may get to a point where he feels like he has no choice.

Eventually there will be a terrorist attack by ISIS or some similarly motivated group in the US and his reaction will be horrifying. 

1729
Lot of folks like that. It fits right the fuck on a standard-sized bumper sticker.

Also, it represents a fake symbol that has nothing to do with reality.  Pittsburgh's economy is driven by the medical, education, and tech industries. 

1730
Beer and Queso / Re: Astro Trip May 25th thru May 30th
« on: June 05, 2017, 11:15:53 am »
I like breakfast....whenever.

The bacon enchiladas on El Real's brunch menu is one of the greatest dishes in the world. 

1731
Talk Zone / Re: Ticket Question
« on: June 05, 2017, 10:19:07 am »
Every podcast I've ever heard touts Seatgeek and has a promo code for $25 off.

1732
The game or the punnery?

Either way it's emmental. 

1733
I think we can all agree that in the month of May Marwin has been THE MANCHEGO.

And yet Correa was the big cheese. 

1734
Let's wait and see who provels.

Anyone warming up in the bullpen?  Justin Queso?

1735
It may be his feta.

Three more outs until it's a feta-ccompli. 

1736
I camembert the last time a rook struck out his first batter.

No need to pitch overly caerphilly with a 10 run lead. 

1737
This offense is fucking relentless.

1738
These instant IBBs are still disorienting to me.

YULI!

1739
It's hit time for Springer!

1740
Talk Zone / Re: BBGs
« on: May 31, 2017, 09:31:54 am »
Understood, but if there's one thing I've learned in the last year, it's this:

If you can survive having your most sensitive files hacked by your rival AND an endless FBI investigation with no satisfactory result, and STILL build up a seemingly insurmountable lead, then nothing can really go wrong after that.

We are so fucked.

1741
Hinch suddenly too ill for post game interview.

1742
From Pedro Gomez:  Astros were 0-659 in franchise history back to 1962 when trailing by 6+ entering 8th. Broken today in Minnesota. Thanks to @EliasSports.

(If they can wrap this up)

1743
16-8 heading to the bottom of the ninth.

1744
BREGOBOMB

15-8 good guys.

1745
What's Houston's record for runs in an inning?

12.  It happened in 1975 according to Mark Berman.

1746
Four Astros scored twice in that inning.  Holy fucking shit.

1747
Utterly incredible. 

1748
This is weird and cool. I hope they win.

A better slogan than "earn it!"

1749
HOLY SHIT

1750
I hope Marwin remembered to wash his hands.

1751
He said horseshit about 5 times as he went off the field while the tarp was coming out.

I am fucking livid. Why didn't they roll out the tarp earlier when it was a deluge with the bases loaded?

I'd probably get run if I was AJ, because I wouldn't take any answer other than "we fucked that up."

No shit. It was raining so hard Marwin couldn't hold on to his bat. 

1752
Beltran with the "little league homerun" according to Kalas.


1753
Talk Zone / Re: 2017 team
« on: May 29, 2017, 10:56:42 am »
I never really look at the standings until Memorial Day.  Holy shit, did you guys know about this?

1754
Less than 3 months in, and the United States is no longer a world leader.

One of the great ironies of the twentieth century is that just one-sixth of the way into the twenty-first century a unified German is the leader of the free world and foremost champion of liberal democracy.  Francis Fukuyama must be so confused. 

1755
This is true, but it's hard to recruit candidates to run in a race where the opposition has a 20+ point head start.  Also, the outside money came in for Gianforte because he was struggling, it's going to be very tough for the Republicans in 2018 if they have to spend millions just to defend ultra-safe seats.

The four special elections for congressional seats this year show an average +16 point trend for the democrats.  They need to keep that trend going in order to take the house next year.

1756
What is the basis in modern American conservatism for undermining NATO?  Is it a marriage of isolationism and Trump's weird desire to make Putin happy?  How does subverting the most successful and stabilizing alliance in the modern era serve American interests? 

Putting aside Trump's typical boorishness today (shoving the PM of Montenegro aside to be first in a photo op, awkwardly calling for a moment of silence for the victims of the Manchester attack, calling Germany "evil" or "bad" because of their auto sales, etc...), I just don't understand the policy motivation for insulting our closest allies, falsely accusing them owing us money, and not re-affirming our commitment to the alliance.  It's all so bizarre.   

1757
The Muslim ban - remember that?  It just lost again in court - continuing its impressive oh-for-everything streak - when the 4th circuit upheld a Maryland district court ruling that the ban violated the equal protection clause.

The 9th circuit is still chewing on the broader decision that came out of Hawaii that prompted hilariously ignorant comments from AG Sessions that suggested that he didn't know (or didn't care) that Hawaii was a state; wondering out loud why a judge "on an island in the middle of the ocean" had the power to block Federal government.

The en banc 4th Circuit opinion nicely summarizes the travel ban as "an Executive Order that in text speaks with vague words of national security, but in context drips with religious intolerance, animus, and discrimination."

1758
Reporter gets beaten up for having the temerity to ask a Republican candidate about the CBO report.

Read the bottom of that Fox News article for how the candidate tries to spin the encounter.

Even more disgusting than the outright falsity of the candidate's statement is that is seeks to excuse the assault because it the victim was "a liberal journalist." 

1759
What seats have they flipped?

Also Duterte heads up the Philippines, not Indonesia.

I presume Limey is referencing the Democrat candidates winning special elections for state representative seats in a New Hampshire district that had never been won by a Democrat before and a very conservative New York district. 

1760
Talk Zone / Re: Aches, Pains and Muscle Strains (2017 Version)
« on: May 24, 2017, 04:26:54 pm »
He also pitched hurt for most of last season.

Yes, but his willingness to volunteer that he had a crick in his neck and skip a start shows that he learned his lesson.

1761
And the CBO score is in.  23 million more uninsured, lower premiums for less coverage under AHCA 2.0.  And it manages to basically obliterate pre-existing condition coverage for one-sixth of the population and cause 14 million people to lose Medicaid benefits. 

1762
Talk Zone / Re: 2017 team
« on: May 24, 2017, 03:27:04 pm »
I'd send Musgrove down to AAA and keep Fiers in the rotation.  I don't want to move either Musgrove or Fiers into the bullpen.  I don't think it would be to their strengths.  And then I'd bring up one of the bullpen guys the Astros have been moving up and down from AAA.  But Fiers would also be on a short leash.

Both Fiers and Musgrove have done a decent job keeping the team in the games they've pitched, which is really all anyone can ask of a back of the rotation starter.  The difference seems to be that Musgrove's stinkers have been worse (5/21 7 runs in 3 IP; 5/4 5 runs in 4 IP and 4/18 5 runs in 5 IP) than Fiers (5/2 5 runs in 6 IP;  4/12 5 runs in 4 IP) and the Astros went 0-3 in those Musgrove games and 2-0 in those Fiers games. 

1763
Alternative math.


We can't even make cynical jokes anymore.  Trump Team Stands by Budget’s $2 Trillion Math Error

White House budget director Mick Mulvaney didn't deny the math, saying it was done "on purpose," during a press briefing Tuesday.

"I'm aware of the criticisms and would simply come back and say there's other places where we were probably overly conservative in our accounting," he said. "We stand by the numbers."


Of course, people who use actual math say things like this:

Former Treasury Secretary Larry Summers put it another way, writing in his blog, "It appears to be the most egregious accounting error in a presidential budget in the nearly 40 years I have been tracking them."

I think Summers is being overly generous when he describes it as "an error." 

1764
Talk Zone / Re: 2017 team
« on: May 24, 2017, 01:51:03 pm »
Hitting ninth is basically a second leadoff hitter.

/LaRussa'd.

1765
Back in the world of real news, the Trump budget, released yesterday, relies upon a $2 trillion math/logic error to work.  That's trillion with a "T".  Times two.

This is not normal.

Arithmetical errors are just different opinions, snowflake. 

1766
Beer and Queso / Re: RIP Roger Moore
« on: May 24, 2017, 10:48:12 am »
Quantum and Spectre are Star Wars prequel bad.  I have watched Casino and Skyfall dozens of times each.  Nostalgia has Moore as "my Bond" because of my age, but the Connery movies (excluding his self-funded wigged-up disaster) is the classic set.  I barely watched the Brosnan series and the bits I did watch were turgid crap.  It was the nadir of the Brosnan era - the invisible car - that prompted the reboot with Craig, so there was that I suppose.

Moore had For Your Eyes Only, Live and Let Die, The Man with the Golden Gun and The Spy Who Loved Me.  That's a pretty strong resume.

Plus he's the only Bond who fucked in outer space. 

1767
I knew you guys would zone in on his statement at the beginning of the article.    Facts seem to be hard to come by these days don't they.

Facts are only hard to come by if you willfully ignore them, like the idiot that you linked to.  Putting aside the substance, what's the format supposed to be?  "I am heavily medicated and literally beset by fever dreams and don't trust my own thoughts, but allow me to copy and paste an unidentified email full of paranoid ramblings."

A year ago I would have just assumed it was a parody. 

1768
I didn't think he was being serious. I thought it was more of a "and now for a look into the loony-bin" offering.

That's how I took it as well.

1769
Talk Zone / Re: 2017 team
« on: May 24, 2017, 10:04:06 am »
On a slightly different topic that seems to fit in with this thread...

Does anyone share concerns regarding McCullers's relative lack of efficiency?  This may be excessively nitpicky, I know.  He has only given 2 earned runs in 30.1 innings in May, but has also gone a full 7 innings in only 1 of his 5 starts this month (and twice in his ten starts on the year).

Given his stuff and relative dominance, it would be great to see him get a little deeper into games.  The help to the bullpen is obvious, especially given the relative uncertainty in the 3-4-5 slots in the rotation and the greater likelihood of increased bullpen work in 3 out of every 5 games.  Even with a deep 'pen, I would have to think that this will add up by the end of the year, and getting more innings out of McCullers would be a big help.

Yes.  That's the issue with McCullers.  Hopefully he will continue to improve.

1770
Beer and Queso / Re: RIP Roger Moore
« on: May 24, 2017, 10:02:16 am »
Here's a lovely Roger Moore story that has been making the rounds if you haven't seen it. 


1771
Beer and Queso / Re: RIP Roger Moore
« on: May 24, 2017, 09:56:32 am »
Moore on his Bond. " To me, the Bond situations are so ridiculous, so outrageous. I mean, this man is supposed to be a spy and, yet, everybody knows he is a spy. Every bartender in the world offers him martinis that are shaken, not stirred. What kind of serious spy is recognized everywhere he goes? It's outrageous. So you have to treat the humor outrageously as well. "

He was perfect for the tone of his Bond movies.  They were all campy and ridiculous, and he played it perfectly. 

1772
And now for a different opinion...

I don't think paranoid delusional ramblings that have no legitimate basis in fact qualifies as an "opinion."  But thank you for a peek into the window of crazy.

1773
Watergate played out over a long time because there was no "smoking gun" to show that Nixon himself was in on the cover up.  That was until the White House tapes were finally coughed up and there he was, Nixon instructing HR Halderman to tell the CIA to get the FBI to back off the Watergate investigation.  As well as being a smoking gun, it was the straw that broke the back of Republican support for Nixon, and he resigned days later.

So now strong reporting claims that Trump asked the Director of National Intelligence and the Director of the NSA to intervene with the FBI to shut down the investigation into Mike "5th Amendment" Flynn.

Seriously, this is one of the only scandals in Washington not to get a "...gate" nickname, and it's basically a shitty remake of the original.  The Nixon era Republicans were right on top of a mid-term election, which may have stiffened their spines, whereas this generation may not yet be feeling the pressure of impending unemployment.  But we have an exact precedent here, so the ending is known, just not the timeline.

Trump has already stipulated to firing Comey to stop the investigation.  He gave the smoking gun directly to Lester Holt. 

Obviously admitting to an established "high crime and misdemeanor" is not enough for current republicans to suddenly develop backbone or principle.  It's going to have to get a lot worse, and fortunately I think we can count on Trump and his legion of buffoons to continue to stumble across many more legal lines.  The Ryans and McConnells and McCarthys and Rubios deserve to be dragged down with him. 

1774
Talk Zone / Re: Tigers @ Astros Series Preview
« on: May 23, 2017, 09:33:24 am »
#10:  Billy Spiers.

1775
Beer and Queso / Re: RIP Roger Moore
« on: May 23, 2017, 09:25:37 am »
The Spy Who Loved Me was always my favorite Bond movie. 

I'd rank Roger Moore #2 Bond based on the entirety of the work.  Not just duration, but the quality of the movies.  The Brosnan and Dalton movies were pretty forgettable.  The Craig ones all run together for me.  Lazenby was terrific in his turn, but Cal Eldred ain't in the hall of fame either. 

1776
Former FBI director Robert Mueller appointed as special prosecutor to lead Trump-Russia probe.

The appointment gives Mueller, who led the FBI through the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks and served under presidential administrations of both parties, sweeping powers to investigate whether Trump campaign associates colluded with the Kremlin to influence the outcome in his behalf, as well as the authority to prosecute any crimes uncovered during the probe. The broad mandate, beyond any specific Trump-Russia connection, also covers “any matters that arose or may arise directly from the investigation.”


1777
Tumescent pygophile.

Far too much equality and open-mindedness in pygophilia for that creep.

1778
I don't like Pence. But I don't think he'll destroy the country and/or world.

Only the gay and female and non-evangelical christian parts. 

1779
The 25th Amendment solution seems much more likely. And maybe more likely than that, a duck out the back from the principal screwball a'la Nixon.

The 25th amendment requires Pence, a majority of the cabinet and 290 congressmen (which is 97 Republicans plus all 193 Democrats) to all declare Trump "incapacitated."  Not only is that never going to happen, it probably shouldn't happen absent an actual physical incapacity. It's basically a paper coup. 

1780
He joked that he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and his poll numbers would go up.  He's not wrong.

Someone far cleverer than me joked that from a Chekhovian point of view this has to end with him shooting someone. 

1781
Comey wrote a memo detailing that President Trump asked him to drop the investigation into Flynn.

I'm no lawyer, but I believe FBI agents' contemporaneous notes are considered admissible in court.

What I do know is that President Trump is too stupid to understand that a lifelong FBI man would know how to cover his ass.


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The problem isn't the admissibility it's the court, which is congress.  You are counting on Republicans in congress to suddenly develop morals, ethics, and principles. 

1782

There is a non-zero chance of President Trump telling someone the nuclear codes just to show he knows them.


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It's the perfect marriage of narcissism, incompetence, vengefulness and inherited privilege. The trump wheelhouse.

1783
Trump revealed highly classified information to Russian foreign minister and ambassador

But he didn't do it by email, so it's all good.

Of all the ridiculous twists and turns this administration has taken this was the most predictable. 

1784
So...

"When I decided to just do it [fire Comey], I said to myself, I said you know, this Russia thing with Trump and Russia is a made up story." - Donald J. Trump

“We want this to come to its conclusion, we want it to come to its conclusion with integrity.  And we think that we’ve actually, by removing Director Comey, taken steps to make that happen.” - Deputy Press Secretary Sarah Sanders

Isn't firing an investigator who's investigating you to end the investigation into you the classic definition of obstruction of justice?  You know, the thing that was the 1st article of impeachment against Nixon and the 3rd against Clinton?  Day #113.

It's also the third person he's fired that was supervising an investigation into him. 

1785
Interesting aside: the Russian press were allowed to bring their cameras, camera bags and a raft of electronic equipment into the Oval Office to shoot the overly-happy handshakes between Trump, Lavrov and Kislyak.

So that's the Oval bugged to shit, then.

And now the White House is complaining that the Russians "tricked" them by releasing the photos to their state media.  What a bunch of buffoons. 

1786
Talk Zone / Re: In Market Streaming
« on: May 11, 2017, 10:02:45 am »
It was in there - "no additional cost to authenticated pay TV subscribers".

DAMMIT WALDO I WANT EASY ANSWERS THAT DONT REQUIRE READING COMPREHENSION

1787
Talk Zone / Re: In Market Streaming
« on: May 10, 2017, 06:03:18 pm »
No you don't need an MLB subscription.

Thanks.

1788
Talk Zone / Re: In Market Streaming
« on: May 10, 2017, 04:12:06 pm »

No.  See the link/quote I posted earlier.

I used the link for both desktop and ipad (thanks by the way).  But I was asking about whether you need a subscription with MLB to use the MLB at bat app.


1790
Talk Zone / Re: In Market Streaming
« on: May 10, 2017, 03:18:44 pm »
On a mobile device you're probably better off using the MLB At Bat app.

Does that require a subscription to mlb at bat or .tv or whatever it is?

1791
Not everyone appreciates your biting sarcasm.

I expected there would be an reaction that my sarcastic comment would fall behind but I guess I screwed up the timing.

1792
Move Correa out of the cleanup spot.

(Context: He just hit a two out two-run double to take the lead.  He's been quite good lately).

1793
Move Correa out of the cleanup spot. 

1794
Beer and Queso / Re: Aaron Hernandez - Unmaking a Murderer
« on: May 10, 2017, 02:42:34 pm »
So you're saying being a mass-murdering psychopath isn't necessarily "not in the best interests of the NFL"?

Alleged mass-murdering psychopath. 

1795
Major League pitches don't get any easier to hit than that one.

Blum "You can't teach that!"

1796
Talk Zone / Re: In Market Streaming
« on: May 10, 2017, 02:14:41 pm »
I got it to work on my desktop on chrome.  On my ipad whenever I activate my DirecTV account it kicks me to mlb.com.

1797
Beer and Queso / Re: Aaron Hernandez - Unmaking a Murderer
« on: May 10, 2017, 12:10:33 pm »
Ken took it with him to Tahiti.

I always speculated Paraguay.

1798
Talk Zone / Re: In Market Streaming
« on: May 10, 2017, 12:08:46 pm »
Do you have to be an mlb.tv subscriber in addition to a ROOT sport subscriber to watch?

1799
I am well beyond being amazed by anything congressional republicans do. They long ago lost all sense of perspective when it comes to duty to country versus duty to party.

Spineless, feckless, and utterly unprincipled. 

1800
A few days ago Comey asked the justice department for more resources to pursue the Russia investigation.

The request went to Deputy AG Rosenstein, who is supervising the investigation while Sessions is recused.  Both of whom sent the letters Trump used as an obvious pretext to fire Comey.  It seems odd to me that despite being recused from anything to do with the investigation Sessions can still have the authority to recommend removing the person leading the investigation, but these are odd times. Rosenstein should be recused at this point as well.  Ethically, the new FBI director selected by Trump should be entirely isolated from the continuing investigation due to the obvious conflict of being hired by the person close to the subject of the investigation (if not the actual subject of the investigation). 

It is amazing to me that under these circumstances congressional and senate republicans are even attempting to resist the appointment of a special prosecutor, which is the obvious and only solution to the situation Trump and his administration have created.   

1801
Talk Zone / Re: Aches, Pains and Muscle Strains (2017 Version)
« on: May 03, 2017, 05:27:39 pm »
Julia reports that McHugh will be traveling with the team to LA and expects to start playing catch soon.

1802
Talk Zone / Re: Triple play in Boston last night
« on: May 03, 2017, 02:18:42 pm »
Terrible call.  Infield fly rule applies if an infielder is capable of catching the ball with ordinary effort, which was certainly the case in that play.

1803
Talk Zone / Re: Fun, not fun, Fun, Not fun, fun
« on: May 03, 2017, 10:57:22 am »
Beers at 1820 to start.   Knowing most of you through posts and some in person (chuck) you'd all really enjoy 1820.

I'm a big fan of 1820.  It was there during a pre-game OWA meeting that batgirl and I first shared a drink.

Speaking of fun.   I hope we aren't getting teased, cause this is 1998 Fun.

This is a remarkably fun team.  A very good and deep lineup along with an above average and deep bullpen means they are in every game, but 12 come from behind victories out of their 18 wins (including overcoming three five run deficits) is incredible. 

1804
Talk Zone / Re: Note to the Texas Rangers
« on: May 03, 2017, 10:49:21 am »
I posted this in the GZ, but here is Gomez's commentary on Monday's game: http://m.mlb.com/news/article/227870040/rangers-carlos-gomez-discusses-altercation/?game_pk=490499

Dude is a straight up dumbass.

Yeah but this line is some straight-up Ted Dibiase brilliance:  He still gets booed at Minute Maid Park. "I don't pay attention to that," Gomez said. "That doesn't bother me. I hear it everywhere but that doesn't bother me. Whatever they say, they are fans. They make me rich every time they come to the ballpark."

1805
Talk Zone / Re: Hitting Factoid of the Day
« on: May 01, 2017, 11:55:13 am »
More statistical oddities from McTaggart:

Astros lead the AL with a .301 BA with RISP.

Astros are 5 for 25 with the bases loaded. 

1806

Aoki...taps one up the 1B line...ruled it hit his foot...not sure why, it didn't come within 5 feet of him...umps confer...yep, they get it right...fair ball, score it 3U


Ah. I totally missed what (apparently didn't actually) happened as did everyone sitting around me. 

1807
Beer and Queso / Re: That's not true...that's impossible!
« on: April 21, 2017, 01:51:48 pm »
"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

1808
11 straight fastballs to Espinosa, pull the string on him 3-2 with trying run at 3B

That's BALLS I tells ya!

How low was the strike out changeup?

Devo's got ice water running through his veins.

1809
hooray!

1810
Talk Zone / Re: Baserunning
« on: April 17, 2017, 10:57:49 am »
I want to say that Willy T did it once for the Astros. Does anybody else remember such a thing, or is my memory playing tricks?

I also remember that.  But I also remember Sinbad starring in a genie movie called Shazaam in the early 90s.

1811
Personally, I don't think the Fat Kid is as dumb as he looks.  The general populace there in DPRK is pretty ill informed, but he's not.  He's lived in the west.  He went to school in the west.  He watches the NBA and Swedish porn.  He knows he can't win that fight, he just has to find a way to back down and tell his people he won.  China will help him do that. 

Of course I could be wrong.

I think Limey was talking about the other isolated, narcissistic, unstable, know-nothing with a dodgy haircut in charge of a significant military.

1812
Question:

I've wondered about the etymology of a name like Dickinson.

Answer:

every once in a while I hear his dad in him.

1813
Beer and Queso / Re: Charlie Murphy
« on: April 13, 2017, 01:19:27 pm »
Off to party with Rick James.

And to have pancakes with Prince.

1814
Talk Zone / Re: Just When I Thought I Was Out...
« on: April 10, 2017, 10:04:42 am »
strosrays

I thought that was more a function of the Astros not being available in Beaumont (if one eschews satellite), but I'm sure it's all wrapped up together somehow. 

1815
Talk Zone / Re: Race for the Lid!!!
« on: April 04, 2017, 03:34:55 pm »
85

1816
Talk Zone / Re: Ex-Astros News 2016-2017
« on: April 04, 2017, 09:33:50 am »
Why does autocorrect not like to spell Villar?

Whenever I spell it I just get this gif.

1817
Talk Zone / Re: OWA Opening Day Ticket Thread 2017
« on: April 03, 2017, 06:07:02 pm »
Give 'em hell tonight!  I was hoping to at least get over to SF for lunch but it was not to be.  Feel free to bill me for a beer to be paid at a later bar.

1818
Beer and Queso / Re: Please excuse this brief announcement
« on: April 03, 2017, 10:32:12 am »
I am back and trying to say hello. I will be stopping by more, again.

That is all.

Welcome back!  I look forward to seeing more of you around these parts.

1819
Talk Zone / Re: OWA Opening Day Ticket Thread 2017
« on: March 29, 2017, 02:25:03 pm »
According to yelp, they open at 10:00.  https://www.yelp.com/biz/alices-tall-texan-drive-inn-houston

The only phone number I could find for them is disconnected.  If someone lives in the area they might want to stop in and see what the story is.  At least it's a good excuse to grab a beer.

1820
Talk Zone / Re: Trade Rumors
« on: March 29, 2017, 10:21:28 am »
I'll bet against that.

That was my first thought as well, but there would have to be a Keuchel bounce back year, and both he and McCullers have to stay healthy (which hasn't yet happened) and then there's still room for Musgrove to be just as good as Fiers, McHugh and/or Morton.  Doesn't seem that far-fetched to me. 

1821
This presumes no one would want to provide good health care because why?  Geography has nothing to do with it.  In a free market, health care would be provided that met the needs of the community just fine whether someone else in another state thought that was good or not.  And without stealing from anyone to accomplish it.

If geography has nothing to do with it why is it confined to state lines?

1822
And now the GOP has about faced again and completely pulled the bill from consideration.  Amateur hour.

The one saving grace of this government is its abject incompetence.

1823
Beer and Queso / Re: Texans
« on: March 09, 2017, 05:54:20 pm »
As much as one blames Rick for the signing, one must also acknowledge he's managed a reasonable out. For all their faults they realize that they cannot waste this defense nor the talent around the QB and did something about it. Which domino falls next? Romo? Probably the likely outcome but not without its own risks too.

The classic Texans outcomes are either (1) Romo goes to Denver and wins a superbowl or (2) Romo comes here and suffers a career ending injury in the preseason. 

1824
Also, how is that you take these talking points and overall narrative at face value without even a hint of skepticism? Why would you rely on the same people that lied to you about Trump's doomed campaign and certain humiliating defeat?

What specific items are you disputing?

Also "lie" is a bit rich for a wrong prediction, and paints with far too broadly a brush.  A lie is, oh, jbm just did a nice list of examples in the post immediately  before this.

1825
Beer and Queso / Re: Name the Exo Planets
« on: March 03, 2017, 01:24:53 pm »
sounds bad, but Kevin was my favorite.

This made me laugh.

1826
Beer and Queso / Re: RIP Bill Paxton
« on: March 03, 2017, 01:22:18 pm »
There were probably more, but after Apollo 13 was released, someone claimed there were only two minor inaccuracies:

1)  It was Lovell's previous space flight that forced the family to cancel a vacation;
2)  Lovell's Corvette was blue, not red.

And he didn't say "Houston, we have a problem."

1827
Beer and Queso / Re: Name the Exo Planets
« on: March 02, 2017, 03:57:17 pm »
Fritz
Kerry
Kevin
David
Mike
Chris
Jack

Oh man.  That solar system is fucked.

1828
"I did not have international relations with that country" - Jefferson Beauregard Sessions


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It takes a lot of wordsmithing to get his testimony out of outright perjury and into the general realm of misleading. 

1829
When conservative politicians refer to welfare recipients as freeloaders and grifters, I assume it's entirely projection.  Over 60% of food stamp recipients are working (and over 40% are white).  Paul Ryan received social security survivor benefits that allowed him to go to college (back when it was affordable). 

Reagan's welfare queen was a myth.  Widespread welfare abuse is a myth.  People choosing welfare over employment is a myth.  Yes, there may be isolated cases, but the very, very few anecdotal examples is statistically irrelevant and by no means something on which to base social policy.

Right.  This notion that people are lazy and are happy to be on welfare is a myth.  The percentage of people who receive welfare while working is closer to 70-75%.  The other obvious false projection is that people somehow thrive on welfare when in reality they barely survive.  I highly doubt that any of these conservatives (who aren't on welfare themselves, and yes the "red" states receive a disproportionately greater amount of federal benefits than the "blue" states) would trade financial statements with these so called free-loaders who are somehow living high on the hog from welfare.  Hell, TANF by its own terms doesn't allow benefits for more than 5 years out of someone's entire life, and is predicated on the notion that the working poor sometimes need some temporary assistance to be financially stable. Finally, safety net programs are only 10% of the federal budget.  BG's friend complaining about taxes "paying for everyone else" is just completely insane, and obviously ignores the plethora of benefits that person receives from the federal government simply by virtue of being an American. 

Finally, what any of this has to do with "personal liberty" is completely beyond me.  People who are working their asses off just to feed their children and need a little help to get that done are not sacrificing their liberty in order to stay alive.  They are just staying alive.  Any conservatives want to complain about a self-preservation instinct?  Shit, I'm sure you wouldn't be happy with their self-preservation instinct if they had to turn to crime to make up the shortfall left by taking away the meager welfare benefits they can get.

Mr. Happy - your views on welfare are not based upon anyone's reality, especially the people whose reality requires those problems simply to keep themselves and their children alive.  The only "immoral" view being presented here is that people who need welfare to survive are simply not worthy of existence. Nobody on welfare wants to be on welfare. 

1830
In my opinion, this is immoral and wrong.

I agree that your opinion is wrong, as in it is not based on actual facts. 

1831
Beer and Queso / Re: Name the Exo Planets
« on: March 01, 2017, 10:48:31 am »
George Foreman Jr.

1832
Talk Zone / Rule Changes
« on: February 23, 2017, 05:53:49 pm »
It appears that MLB and the MLBPA might actually agree to do away with having to actually throw four balls for an intentional walk as a way to "speed up the game."  I haven't followed the story exhaustively, but of the articles I've read I haven't seen any actual data regarding how much time would be saved.  It seems negligible to me based on nothing but reckoning; a solution in search of a problem.  Has anyone found in actual data regarding the potential benefit?

I have a vague recollection of Mike Gallo losing a tie game in the bottom of the 9th or extra innings on a wild pitch on an intentional walk to load the bases.  Mostly my recollection is of bewildered rage, but I think that's what it traces back to.  It would be a shame to rob fans of such great emotional moments - like Gallo fucking up the unfuckable or the classic fake IBB strike which is also a lot of fun - just to shave a few meaningless seconds. 

1833
Talk Zone / Re: OWA: 40 for 40
« on: February 22, 2017, 05:15:52 pm »
Nice #content!

Seriously, I always enjoy the original writing by the folks dedicated enough to actually do it.

1834
Talk Zone / Re: Free Agents 2016
« on: February 21, 2017, 04:33:55 pm »
/end thread

1835
Talk Zone / Re: Ex-Astros News 2016-2017
« on: February 20, 2017, 12:10:58 pm »
In addition to the Notre Dame-ex pontificating on SiriusXM and doing some coaching in Phillies ST, Brad Lidge managed to squeeze in some academic work since his retirement:

"Since he last pitched in the big leagues in 2012, Lidge, 40, earned his master's degree in Roman archaeology from the University of Leicester. He still goes on archaeological digs in Italy, with another one planned this summer."

That's doing retirement right!

1836
Beer and Queso / Re: Reading
« on: February 19, 2017, 02:10:20 pm »
The House of Daniel.  A novel that draws on the tradition of the barnstorming Jewish baseball team the House of David, to tell the story of an all-glove no-bat journeyman outfielder on the run from mobsters who joins up with a religious-based traveling baseball team in alternate-universe post-zombie apocalypse 1934.

Also X Files star and noted sexual deviant David Duchovny wrote a novel about a Yankee stadium peanut vendor/moonlighting author who reconnects with his ailing father in the summer of 1978.  When he realizes that his father's health improves with Red Sox wins he is forced to create the illusion that the Sox won the pennant in order to keep his father alive.  The book is called Bucky F*cking Dent.

1837
Beer and Queso / Re: super bowl
« on: February 17, 2017, 11:17:08 am »
Despite a couple of missteps, President Trump is doing exactly what I hoped that he'd do, and I'm glad that he's the president.


What has he done that you like?  Almost a month in he's signed only one law (legislative waiver allowing Mattis to serve as Sec'y of Defense), the only actually implementable executive order he's issued was immediately tossed as unconstitutional but had the effect of fucking with a lot of American residents/students/workers' lives while giving ISIS extra recruiting ammunition ("the blessed ban"), meanwhile he's set-off the biggest public protests in the nation's history, pissed off longstanding allies, alienated countries and people whose cooperation is needed in the fight against terror, authorize an inadequately planned and executed raid on ISIS that had disastrous results (including killing an 8 year old American citizen along with over a dozen other kids), peddled from day one a series of blatant lies (inauguration crowd size, elector college victory size, the existence of widespread voter fraud that just happens to only occur in states he lost, and the list goes on), have his spokesperson violate ethics laws by using her post in the administration to hawk his daughter's merchandise, tried to undermine the institution of the judiciary, set the record for the quickest member of an administration to be forced to resign, destabilize bedrock American international policies (NATO, One China and the Two State Solution) without any actual plan all while managing to spend more taxpayer money in one month on personal travel and security than Obama did in a full year with the added kicker that a portion of that taxpayer money gets paid directly to his companies.  And that's just off the top of my head.

ETA:  Can't believe I forgot my favorite - breaching a contract with the government of the United States.

I am genuinely curious as to what hopes conservatives like you have had fulfilled.

1838
Beer and Queso / Re: super bowl
« on: February 16, 2017, 02:59:27 pm »
Wait, I thought "cucks" was now the preferred insult. It's hard to keep up.


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Happy wants his "safe space." 

1839
Beer and Queso / Re: Roger Angell on "Most Important" Vote of His Lifetime
« on: February 15, 2017, 05:58:04 pm »
And of course he's kicking off his re-election campaign - four weeks into the second worst start to a presidency in US History* - with a rally in Florida on Saturday.

*Credit to Trump for not spending his first month in office dying from pneumonia.  William Henry Harrison really set a low floor for presidential debuts. 

1840
Not only did an Israeli journalist call him out about anti-Semitism, but he "answered" the question by bragging about his Electoral College victory.

He then went on to establish the US position as "one state, two state, whatever makes me happy."  Seriously.


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Thanks Donald.  I can't wait to explain to my kids next time they have to wait out a bomb threat at the JCC that they should take comfort in the fact he won the 10th lowest electoral college victory in history.  To be fair, the existence of the electoral college is probably the reason that 60 or so JCCs around the country have received bomb threats since the inauguration, but it's certainly not helping anything. 

He then ended his rambling "non-sense" with his version of "some of my best friends are Jews."  What a disgusting idiot.

1841
Talk Zone / Re: Trade Deadline Rumors
« on: February 14, 2017, 11:41:21 am »
Footer retweet:

Not a joke: Source says Sale blowup was because he didn't want to wear throwbacks, so he cut the jerseys up so no one could wear them.


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An interview with White Sox GM Rick Hahn included this little tidbit:

What is the weirdest moment you’ve had as GM?

One afternoon last summer, I was filling in as first-base coach for my son’s Little League team because one of his coaches had a conflict. It was playoff game, the team was making a nice late rally, and the whole thing was a great little escape for me.

Then my phone started blowing up. After a text from [manager] Robin Ventura that read, “No. Actually, he’s cut up all the jerseys,” I knew my little escape was over….


1842
Talk Zone / Re: Arb & Non-Tender Decisions
« on: February 14, 2017, 11:30:08 am »
Per Berman, McHugh wins the arbitration getting $3.85M.

1843
Beer and Queso / Re: Smart Home
« on: February 11, 2017, 03:35:27 pm »

You have a touchpad???   I have to use the garage door opener.

I can't even get my garage door opener to work.

1845
Beer and Queso / Re: Roger Angell on "Most Important" Vote of His Lifetime
« on: February 02, 2017, 01:47:37 pm »
Turnbull is what in Australia passes for a rightwing nutcase so you'd think there might be some simpatico there somewhere.

I also like how the people most offended by objections to the ban don't seem to have any idea what the ban actually does.

According to Trump it keeps "illegal aliens" away. 

1846
Beer and Queso / Re: Roger Angell on "Most Important" Vote of His Lifetime
« on: February 02, 2017, 11:49:23 am »
He managed to piss off Australia.  AUSTRALIA.

It's like we ordered a President with Richard Nixon's foreign diplomacy skill, and Jimmy Carter's core human decency - and the waiter switched the order.

Australia, along with Iraq (who he has supremely pissed off), are two of our biggest allies actually fighting against ISIS. What a fucking lunatic. 

1847
Talk Zone / Re: Ex-Astros News 2016-2017
« on: January 31, 2017, 10:27:32 am »
Bob Klapisch ‏@BobKlap  2 hours ago
Heard very sad news: Former #Mets pitcher Anthony Young has an inoperable brain tumor. Doctors unsure if malignant but cannot reach it.

Some may recall that Young finished his career with the Astros, pitching 28 games out of the pen in 1996.

How very tragic.

Of course Young holds the record for most consecutive losses by a pitcher (27), which is one of those bad records that you have to be pretty good to actually achieve. 

1848
Beer and Queso / Re: URGENT: Need Real Estate Attorney in Houston
« on: January 27, 2017, 02:12:53 pm »
I sent you an email.

1849
Beer and Queso / Re: URGENT: Need Real Estate Attorney in Houston
« on: January 27, 2017, 10:23:42 am »
Litigation or transaction?

1850
Beer and Queso / Re: The Last Jedi
« on: January 23, 2017, 05:46:13 pm »
Luke?  Rey?   Plural?

It's Luke because as far as Rey is concerned he's the most recent one. 

1851
Talk Zone / Re: Yordano Ventura, dead at 25
« on: January 22, 2017, 11:07:59 am »
Former top prospect Andy Marte died similarly (a different car accident) last night as well.

1852

Let the record reflect that the first official act of the White House Press Secretary was to lie about size.


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Between the outright angry lie to the press and the delusional incoherent self-aggrandizing address to the CIA (along with a fake laugh track and all), the trump administration began with no surprises.

1853
Of all the unpleasant things Trump could have done with his first executive orders I did not expect raising mortgage insurance premiums for low-income and first-time home buyers.

1854
Talk Zone / Re: FYI
« on: January 20, 2017, 11:05:35 am »
I think I agree with you, but given Smoltz's reception I'd wager Schilling's a first-ballot lock.

I'll take that bet!  I'll even give you odds against his second ballot. 

1855
Talk Zone / Re: Bagwell in the HOF
« on: January 19, 2017, 04:40:10 pm »
Bidge and Baggy become just the fourth tandem in Cooperstown to play for at  least 15 years together on the same club. If you want to take a guess at the others they played for Pirates, Giant (NY) and Yanks.

I would have said Mays and McCovey but I think McCovey was just a SF giant and not an NY giant.

1856
Beer and Queso / Re: Texans
« on: January 18, 2017, 10:57:32 am »
That is great news for the Texans defense.

But BOB will be calling offensive plays.  They aren't going to hire an OC at all.

1857
Beer and Queso / Re: Texans
« on: January 16, 2017, 05:29:22 pm »
So, how long are they going to let "offensive guru" O'Brien waste this defense?

Looks like they found their scapegoat.

1858
Talk Zone / Re: Well... bye
« on: December 22, 2016, 11:57:38 am »
He does play-by-play when Dewayne Staats is off and he's very good at it. His voice is deep like his fathers but has more of a lilt to it than Harry. He certainly deserves a shot at a main PBP gig but I'm not sure how he will fit into the void Brownie left.

I'm sure he and Blum will be a vast improvement over anyone and Ashby, even the great Bill Brown. 

1859
Talk Zone / Re: Well... bye
« on: December 22, 2016, 10:09:09 am »
Todd Kalas and Geoff Blum will handle the TV duties for Root Sports, play by play and color respectively.  Who's Kalas?

ETA:  Apparently he's Harry Kalas' son.  He's been the pre-game and post-game host for the Rays since 1998.   Before that two years on Mets radio.

1860
Beer and Queso / Re: Texans
« on: December 21, 2016, 03:49:47 pm »
JD is the only Texans rep in the initial pro bowl selections. Of course there will be plenty of turnover in that process. While the biggest snub of the bunch seems to be Texas native Matthew Stanford, if I had to point to a Texan I thought might be deserving it would have been Mercilus.

At the end of the day the pro bowl is likely the worst all star game of the bunch, so who cares.

As usual, Shane Lechler is the best player on the team. 

1861
Beer and Queso / Re: Big 12 Expansion
« on: December 14, 2016, 01:35:59 pm »
Sounds like the whole thing was a mountain out of a molehill. UH said "hey, we'll reduce that buyout if you schedule a couple games with us". UT said "no thanks, we'll pay the money."  Not really much of a story there.

Other than UT's continued cowardice and pettiness, which of course is hardly "news".

1862
Beer and Queso / Re: Big 12 Expansion
« on: December 12, 2016, 02:31:38 pm »
Berman also reporting that Yuracheck offered UT a reduction in Herman's buyout if they agreed to a home and home basketball and football series but Perrin declined.

1863
Beer and Queso / Re: Big 12 Expansion
« on: December 09, 2016, 09:26:25 am »
Of the final four, Major was the least appealing to me.  Oh well, best of luck.  Hopefully he is not throwing away his shot.

1864
Beer and Queso / Re: Big 12 Expansion
« on: December 07, 2016, 05:42:53 pm »
Because he was fired and the other P5 jobs passed?   But being reported now that he is out and its down to Kiffin/Orlando/Major.

I like Orlando but it's really hard to be excited about the other two.  Jeez.  Even Holgerson seemed intriguing. 

1865
Beer and Queso / Re: Big 12 Expansion
« on: December 05, 2016, 09:49:39 am »
If UT doesn't pay it, Herman must. I believe it's binding.

Definitely binding.  That's why the hiring institution always pays it off as part of bringing the coach on board.  I can't believe there's any discussion at all.

1866
Talk Zone / Re: Free Agents 2016
« on: December 05, 2016, 09:47:19 am »
Beltran hatred makes no sense to me. I am thrilled he is back.

It never made any sense.  We got to enjoy the very peak of a terrific player's career.

1867
Talk Zone / Re: 2017 HOF Class
« on: December 05, 2016, 09:41:18 am »
Funny how the steroid era execs get their praise but the players don't.

1868
Talk Zone / Re: Center field
« on: December 05, 2016, 09:39:30 am »
I love Brother's.

Brother's is terrific.  Dona Maria and Tacqueria Los Charros right across from the coffee factory are also sublime.

1869
Beer and Queso / Re: Big 12 Expansion
« on: December 02, 2016, 05:14:34 pm »

At the end of the day, I (and most UH fans) don't begrudge him taking his dream job, but his exit has changed my opinion of him to a certain degree.

You hit the nail on the head.

1870
Talk Zone / Re: Center field
« on: December 01, 2016, 05:38:10 pm »
I went to the new shake shack in the galleria for lunch the other week and it was a pretty tasty burger. 

Torchy's gets a pass from me as long as El Real is still selling tacos on real tortillas. 

1871
The second Comey letter had nothing to do with it, although I laughed at Comey's second no evidence letter that came out the sunday before the election, which was obviously the product of severe political pressure from the White House. 

The Justice Department has seriously hampered those investigations in a partisan way. Can you imagine doing an investigation without subpoena power? That's what they were working with. I believe that a nonpartisan prosecutor with a nonpartisan FBI would find enough evidence against Clinton in both the pay-to-play and private server issues to try and convict her.

In the end, it was just too much baggage for Clinton for me to vote for her. Again, I believe that it goes back to that contempt order back in the 1980's. Had there been an ethics intervention back then, she might have suffered some consequences and learned a valuable lesson. But her husband was governor of Arkansas, so nothing happened. When she skated by with the firm paying the $5,000 contempt fine by the court, she was emboldened to take additional and increasingly larger liberties for lo these many years, leading all the way up to the present.

Putting aside the merits of the email and foundation issues (which hardly seem to me like an open and shut case of anything), I cannot imagine the mental gymnastics that result in voting for Donald Trump out of ethical concerns.  Even without the explicit racism and misogyny of his campaign, the Trump University fraud case, his long history of stiffing contractors and lack of transparency, we are about to get a master class in modern presidential conflicts of interest. 

1872

All of the idiots are coming out of the woodwork now. I'm trying not to get too alarmed because most of the stories I've seen have come from Facebook posts and there's no telling how real they are. I'm hoping that some genuine news outlets will look into what we're hearing about and determine if it's real.

The Wellesley and Penn incidents are reported and verified. I'm sure there's a lot of bs but reports I get from the ADL confirm a lot of the anecdotal incidents. Hell, the KKK applied for a celebratory parade in North Carolina. Awful people feel very emboldened.

1873
I can understand that. But a candidate who coordinates with foreign powers during the campaign and openly discusses using nuclear weapons on a first strike basis is a fairly big threat to national security.


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Don't forget wanting to start a war if rude gestures are made towards US armed forces, compared to a former senator and secretary of state who is liked and respected by the majority of world leaders. 

Happy - I'm curious when you made up your mind and whether the Comey letter had much of anything to do with that.

1874
Beer and Queso / Re: Roger Angell on "Most Important" Vote of His Lifetime
« on: November 11, 2016, 04:55:00 pm »
Probably not much, but it was more than I would have expected from Hillary.

None of the anti-establishment, but all of the racism and xenophobia.  What a grand bargain. 

1875
Beer and Queso / Re: Roger Angell on "Most Important" Vote of His Lifetime
« on: November 11, 2016, 04:43:04 pm »
Kasich is a tool. I voted for Trump, primarily for his anti-establishment message.

I'm curious to see just how much anti-establishment you get.

1876
Beer and Queso / Re: Roger Angell on "Most Important" Vote of His Lifetime
« on: November 11, 2016, 10:18:46 am »
And how is feminism not sexist.

Feminism = "Everyone should be treated equally regardless of gender."

Sexism = "No they shouldn't."

1877
Beer and Queso / Re: 2016 Music Thread
« on: November 11, 2016, 10:16:59 am »
Everyone died in 2016.

1878
Beer and Queso / Re: Roger Angell on "Most Important" Vote of His Lifetime
« on: November 10, 2016, 05:42:45 pm »
I just couldn't do it. My experience with her back in the 80's with the Rose Law Firm was just too much to ignore. I thought that she'd win for sure.

Did you come home to Trump or did you write in John Kasich?

1879
Talk Zone / Re: Year End Awards 2016
« on: November 10, 2016, 05:42:15 pm »
Altuve with his third straight silver slugger award.  He also won the MLBPA players choice awards for (1)  MLB Player of the Year; (2) AL's Most Outstanding Player; and (3) the Majestic "Always Game" Award, "given to the player who -- game in and game out -- constantly exhibits grit, tenacity, perseverance and hustle; all for the benefit of his teammates and fans."

He's very popular among his peers.

1880
Beer and Queso / Re: Roger Angell on "Most Important" Vote of His Lifetime
« on: November 10, 2016, 05:19:05 pm »
there is no way this man can govern a country. I am certain the outcome surprised him as much as it did me. the throwing his hands up and quitting scenario also occurred to me.

I wonder how many frantic phone calls he had to make to postpone Trump TV.

1881
I'll be cabinet-appointee watching.

It's going to be an odd mix. 

1882
Talk Zone / Re: Ex-Astros News 2016-2017
« on: November 08, 2016, 03:08:00 pm »
Bruce Bochy named Phil Nevin as his new 3B coach.

Should have picked Jeter.

1883
Talk Zone / Re: Roster moves
« on: November 04, 2016, 01:42:47 pm »
Astros exercise 2017 option on Gattis.

1884
Beer and Queso / Re: Karbach to be acquired by Anheuser-BuschInBev
« on: November 04, 2016, 01:39:09 pm »
Reissdorf tall boys are a treat.


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I'll check that out.

1885
Beer and Queso / Re: Karbach to be acquired by Anheuser-BuschInBev
« on: November 04, 2016, 10:04:45 am »
The backlash among Houston beer drinkers appears swift and decisive. The Hay Merchant is discounting all their beer until it's gone, then will stop carrying. Others will also stop. They're getting toasted in the media for selling their barley souls to the one true beer Satan.  In short, they've fucked Lumburgh.  But they'll have that check to keep them warm.

KUHF had a panel of local brewers on their Houston Matter show yesterday.  I recognized Brock  Wagner and the guy from the Under the Radar Brewery.  They were basically laughing at the Karbach guys for "selling out" but they did feel that the move will make more space for local brewers both in terms of money from AB to improve exposure and expand the market and the fact that consumers within the market will turn up their noses at AB.

1886
Beer and Queso / Re: Karbach to be acquired by Anheuser-BuschInBev
« on: November 04, 2016, 10:01:14 am »
I just could never get into Love Street, has a weird mediciney aftertaste to it to me.   I enjoyed Sympathy for the Lager and Hopadillo, Weekend Warrior and some of their seasonals.

I have a strong preference for kolsch style beers out of a can and there aren't too many readily available. 

1887
Beer and Queso / Re: Karbach to be acquired by Anheuser-BuschInBev
« on: November 04, 2016, 09:44:38 am »
They're not dead to me until Love Street tastes differently.  So, there's a few months of backlog to get through.

1888
Talk Zone / Re: Fuck the Cubs
« on: November 03, 2016, 04:48:54 pm »
They are a still-life painting of a fruit basket that suddenly turns into a SUCCESS poster as soon as you put it on the wall.

This is such a great line. 

1889
Talk Zone / Re: Game Seven
« on: November 03, 2016, 10:30:15 am »
Alex Rodriguez is a slimy fucker, Pete Rose seem less fucked up next to Alex.

Just before the show’s production meeting prior to Game 2 of the World Series last Wednesday afternoon, in a chilly, faux-wood paneled trailer in the shadows of Cleveland’s Progressive Field, Rodriguez huddled with a Fox researcher, discerning what opponents batted against the curveball of Indians starter Trevor Bauer. Rose, meanwhile, asked people if they enjoyed seafood, then revealed the masticated contents of his mouth. See it?

The Link

1890
Talk Zone / Re: Game Seven
« on: November 02, 2016, 04:43:41 pm »
I do think that the Indians would have better mathematical odds if they had Lebron throw out the first pitch tonight instead of Thome. 

1891
Talk Zone / Re: Game Seven
« on: November 02, 2016, 02:37:01 pm »
I just self-published it.

I hope Kluber can be the same guy he has been all off-season.  Unlike the Cubs, the Indians star relief arms are all fully rested.  If Kluber can get through 6 solid, the Indians will have a decided advantage. 

1892
Talk Zone / Re: Game Seven
« on: November 02, 2016, 02:31:27 pm »
Regardless of who scores first, I think whoever takes the lead last will win.

1893
Talk Zone / Re: Well... bye
« on: October 31, 2016, 10:13:54 am »
A UT prof who worked as a consultant at a previous job has a first name of J. It's not an initial or anything, just a single J. I've been told that it's not all that uncommon.

The father of one of my daughter's friends is officially named "C".  I admire the simplicity.  It's not quite Seven but it's still pretty cool.

1894
Talk Zone / Re: Help
« on: October 28, 2016, 09:35:01 am »
Always reassuring to know there's a better way.

1895
Talk Zone / Re: Year End Awards 2016
« on: October 27, 2016, 04:24:54 pm »
Reminder that the Gold Glove finalists thing is nothing more than hype and the actual winners have already been voted on and selected. 

That said, what in the world is the motivation for making Colby a finalist given that he started only 75 games in left?

1896
Bigly.

You really grabbed it by the pussy.

1897
Beer and Queso / Re: Big 12 Expansion
« on: October 17, 2016, 02:33:39 pm »
Appears to be official that there will be no expanding.

1898
Cue Trump -

"I never said that."

At some point in the not too distant future Trump is going to look a reporter squarely in the eye and say, "I never ran for president."

1899
Well, you're going to have to give a reference to where you heard what you think you heard.. my reference is here:
https://youtu.be/mFMUZ7xvQfc


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/15/donald-trump-and-his-supporters-turn-on-sexual-harassment-accuse/

Mr Trump continued his belligerence in the face of the accusations and his supporters followed his cue, chanting “lock her up” at a rally in North Carolina as the Republican nominee disparaged Natasha Stoynoff, a former People Magazine reporter who claims he pushed her up against a wall and forcibly kissed her in 2005.

1900
No, they were yelling "lock her up" when Trump exposed the crimes of Hillary Clinton.

You should it write it "crimes" since you are clearly not talking about any relevant or applicable criminal statutes. 

And what the fuck has Trump "exposed" (referring to any actions taken by Clinton, not as in "We wait, miserably, for the dong shot.")


1901
It means he'll continue to stir up the tinfoil hat wearing, John Birchers out there.  And they'll wail.  And talk show radio hosts will get rich egging them on.  The rest of us will continue on with our lives.

Right now Trump is aiming his message directly towards his most fervent tin foil hat wearing John Bircher and I'll add alt-white supporters.  And if he can just get 5 million of them to subscribe to the Trump News Network (the conservative alternative!) streaming service for $7.99 a month he'll do a hell of a lot better than he has in any of his real estate deals. 

1902
Talk Zone / Re: Rangers eliminated...
« on: October 12, 2016, 01:44:59 pm »
I think it's time people came to terms with the fact that these aren't your father's Cubs.  They have smart people in charge and talent on the field.

Theo reversing the two biggest curses (term used with large grain of salt) in baseball it would be truly an amazing accomplishment.  Winning the world series with two different franchises is amazing in and of itself, much less overthrowing a collective two hundred years of history in the process.

The cubs are set up for a long run of success and it's a small relief that the Astros no longer share a division with them.  But until they do that, they're still the cubs.

1903
Talk Zone / Re: Rangers eliminated...
« on: October 12, 2016, 09:47:37 am »
The Giants out-cubbing the cubs is a shocking turn of events.  Hopefully it's the BBGs just raising the stakes for the eventual cubbing. 

1904
Talk Zone / Re: Rangers eliminated...
« on: October 11, 2016, 11:15:42 am »
I'm indifferent on Cleveland vs Toronto, but I know I'll be pulling hard for one of them in the WS.

If someone could knock out the Cubs I'd be happy with any of the remaining teams winning the world series. 

It is neat that, with the exception of the Giants, none of the other teams have won in decades, if ever. 

1905
Talk Zone / Re: Rangers eliminated...
« on: October 11, 2016, 09:07:15 am »
I highly doubt that, they look like the real deal.

They looked like the real deal in 2003 as well.  It's a matter of how and when, not if, they cub it up. 

1906
Beer and Queso / Re: vp debate train wreck
« on: October 07, 2016, 09:39:52 am »
You (actually, everyone) might want to read this piece from The Atlantic.  They have endorsed a candidate for President for only the third time in their 150-year history.

Harumph!

With just a little over a month until election day, Donald Trump has racked up zero major newspaper endorsements, a first for any major party nominee in American history.

But so far Trump has gotten no general election endorsements, a stunning development considering even Libertarian presidential candidate Gary Johnson, known best for his head-scratching “Aleppo moment,” has scored a few.

1907
Astros statement:

"The Houston Astros do not condone the tweet posted by one of our minor league players earlier this evening. We have communicated with the player, who agreed that his tweet was inappropriate and insensitive and has since apologized. We also apologize to Ms. Mendoza, who is an outstanding broadcaster that we have had the pleasure of working with this season."

1908
Talk Zone / Re: Ex-Astros News
« on: October 05, 2016, 03:46:06 pm »
The Tigers exercised Ausmus' option for next year.  Good for Brad.

1909
Beer and Queso / Re: vp debate train wreck
« on: October 05, 2016, 03:43:50 pm »
Quote
PolitiFact evaluated 32 statements made by Kaine and Pence last night during the VP debate. Of 19 Kaine statements checked by PolitiFact, 15 were True or Mostly True (79%); Four of Pence's 13 statements were True or Mostly True (31%)
Link

The problem with that PolitiFact evaluation is that Pence never said those statements that we all saw him say and were recorded for playback anytime.  By reading his statements back to him, you are engaging in insult-driven politics.   

1910
Talk Zone / Re: The Void sucks.
« on: October 02, 2016, 09:01:05 pm »
At least the cardinals are in the void too.

1911
Beer and Queso / Re: Roger Angell on "Most Important" Vote of His Lifetime
« on: September 30, 2016, 11:54:13 am »
"I have a son. He's 10 years old. He has computers. He is so good with these computers, it's unbelievable. The security aspect of cyber is very, very tough. And maybe it's hardly doable. But I will say, we are not doing the job we should be doing. But that's true throughout our whole governmental society. We have so many things that we have to do better, Lester, and certainly cyber is one of them."

1912
Beer and Queso / Re: Roger Angell on "Most Important" Vote of His Lifetime
« on: September 30, 2016, 11:01:04 am »
At the risk of breaking an impressive streak and actually defending Trump; he does say "big league".   It's just that his speech patterns are odd, to say the least, such that it sounds like "bigly".

Wow.  That's even more nonsensical than bigly.

1913
Beer and Queso / Re: Roger Angell on "Most Important" Vote of His Lifetime
« on: September 30, 2016, 10:54:18 am »
The only poll I pay attention to is the Five Thirty Eight poll and right now it has her at 66 to 33. She is in fact pulling away, at least for the moment.

By the way, I don't think Trump's support always and necessarily equates to a hatred of Hillary. Obviously forty something percent of voters will vote for the Republican regardless of who he or she is. Some similar percentage of voters will support the Democrat. I don't think the polarization has anything to do in particular with either candidate.

One of the underrated features of this election is the unprecedented amount of bipartisanship.  Both George HW Bush and Bernie Sanders are on the same side.

1914
Beer and Queso / Re: Roger Angell on "Most Important" Vote of His Lifetime
« on: September 30, 2016, 10:41:30 am »
All of the polling post debate that I've seen has her with a small lead now.  Shocking to me coming out of the debate.  She should be in double digits.  The level of hate for her is strong in this country.

Even A Small Post-Debate Bounce Could Make A Big Difference For Clinton

To generalize this a bit further, with a 3-to-5-point lead nationally for Clinton, we’d expect to see the following in the swing states:

A 4-to-8-point lead in Pennsylvania, New Hampshire, Colorado, Virginia, Wisconsin and Michigan, which have been slightly bluer than the national average this cycle.

Somewhere between a tie and a 4-point Clinton lead in Florida and North Carolina, which have been slightly redder than the national average.

A roughly tied race in Ohio and Iowa, which have been significantly redder than the national average.

1915
Beer and Queso / Re: Roger Angell on "Most Important" Vote of His Lifetime
« on: September 30, 2016, 09:55:37 am »
You don't understand, none of that matters. He said he is "going to lower taxes, big league. She is going to raise taxes, big league. End of story."

Point of order, the word he uses is "bigly" not "big league." 

1916
These are common people, salt of the earth. You know... morons.


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That clip has been running on an auto-loop in my head for the last year. 

1917
Beer and Queso / Re: Roger Angell on "Most Important" Vote of His Lifetime
« on: September 28, 2016, 10:07:19 am »
It doesn't take much to find out how horrible she is.  But my point was people will vote against her because she's part of the establishment, i.e. a politician.

Anyone running for political office is by definition a politician, engaged in the practice of politics. 

1918
Game Zone 2016 Archive / Re: Astros @ Athletics September 21, 2016
« on: September 21, 2016, 05:52:07 pm »
FORKING HUGE

1919
Game Zone 2016 Archive / Re: Astros @ Athletics September 21, 2016
« on: September 21, 2016, 05:42:39 pm »
Meanwhile Bautista hits a game tying home run.

1920
Game Zone 2016 Archive / Re: Astros @ Athletics September 21, 2016
« on: September 21, 2016, 05:39:39 pm »
Thanks. 

1921
Game Zone 2016 Archive / Re: Astros @ Athletics September 21, 2016
« on: September 21, 2016, 05:36:10 pm »
Gregorson in for the ninth.  Wonder what's up with Giles.

1922
Game Zone 2016 Archive / Re: Astros @ Athletics September 21, 2016
« on: September 21, 2016, 05:15:32 pm »
That was career HR #100 for Gattis.

1923
Game Zone 2016 Archive / Re: Astros @ Athletics September 21, 2016
« on: September 21, 2016, 05:04:19 pm »
Scoreboard watch:  Seattle holding on to a 1-0 lead over Toronto, heading to the 8th.

1924
Game Zone 2016 Archive / Re: Astros @ Athletics September 21, 2016
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:30:59 pm »
That's all the PBP I have to time to crib from MLB at bat.  Glad it coincided with taking a lead.

1925
Game Zone 2016 Archive / Re: Astros @ Athletics September 21, 2016
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:25:18 pm »
Top 6

Gurriel soft liner to second.
Altuve line drive single to left.
Carlos doubles to center, Altuve scores from first.
Gattis 2 run homer to left.
Marwin LO to center.
Kemp triples to right.

Coulumbe relieves Mengden.

Castro strikes out.l


4-1 Astros Mid 6.

1926
Game Zone 2016 Archive / Re: Astros @ Athletics September 21, 2016
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:09:33 pm »
For all his talent, Springer is frustrating as fuck to watch hit sometimes.

44 k's in his last 99 AB according to Tags.

1927
Game Zone 2016 Archive / Re: Astros @ Athletics September 21, 2016
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:07:26 pm »
B5

Wendle grounds out to Marwin
Vogt K's
Healy K's

1-1 End 5

1928
Game Zone 2016 Archive / Re: Astros @ Athletics September 21, 2016
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:02:45 pm »
Marwin walks.
Kemp flies out to left.
Castro walks.
Runners move to 2nd and 3rd on wild pitch.
Marisnick grounds out to first, Marwin scores on FC.
Springer K's.

1-1 Mid 5.

1929
Talk Zone / Re: Sports Radio?
« on: September 20, 2016, 09:30:15 am »
I became a much happier and better informed sports fan when I stopped listening to sports talk radio  altogether.

1930
Beer and Queso / Re: Texans
« on: September 13, 2016, 10:02:27 am »
To be fair, McCown and Bradford are only starters due to recent injuries.

You could swap out RGIII for McCown and the same reasoning applies. 

1931
Talk Zone / Re: Ex-Astros News
« on: September 13, 2016, 09:48:51 am »
Rockies PR ‏@RockiesPR  27 minutes ago
Chad Qualls makes his 824th career appearance, tying Tug McGraw for 45th all-time in Major-League history.

I had no idea he was still in the league.  What a remarkable career.

1932
Beer and Queso / Re: Texans
« on: September 13, 2016, 09:47:20 am »
McCown, Gabbert, Keenum, Bradford, Taylor... yeah, he's not bottom 5.

Fitzpatrick and Siemien provide a cushion for him on the bottom 5, but that's about it.  Maybe Wentz/Prescott too.

1933
Talk Zone / Re: Luhnow discusses trade deadline
« on: September 02, 2016, 02:05:47 pm »
Heyman milks it some more...

"Astros people say GM Jeff Luhnow wasn’t serious when he was quoted in a story saying one of their big issues was no-trade clauses (i.e. Hamels, who used one to turn them down, and Jonathan Lucroy, who accepted their rival Rangers). Maybe so, but it certainly didn’t come off that way. Anyway, from here it shouldn’t be said at all. Trade vetoes are a negotiated right, and negotiations with hiccups such as the Brady Aiken and Ryan Vogelsong discussions don’t necessarily help if they want to seem player friendly (though Astros people say they are getting better in this regard)."

It's interesting that the Aiken issue keeps bringing brought up as a dismal failure when it seems to me in hindsight to be a great success. 

1934
Game Zone 2016 Archive / Re: Athletics @ Astros August 31, 2016
« on: August 31, 2016, 03:46:07 pm »
It's nice when things suddenly perk up like that.

1935
Game Zone 2016 Archive / Re: Athletics @ Astros August 31, 2016
« on: August 31, 2016, 02:28:28 pm »
Correa's 87th RBI as a shortstop, setting a new Astros record.

1936
Talk Zone / Re: Glue Guys
« on: August 31, 2016, 11:36:12 am »
Marwin certainly.  I really enjoyed Bregman's comments in a pre-game radio spot last week that he nobody knows more about playing defense in the major league's than Marwin and that he's pretty much attached himself to Marwin's hip since he came up and has learned more about how to play the game from him in that short time than nearly anyone else.

Springer seems more to me as the leader of the team, rather than just a "glue guy" which I see as more of a supporting role.  Springer's the guy at the heart of Club Astros, every stylized celebration, and is a spokesman for the team. 

I'd put Valbuena in a glue guy role too.

1937
Talk Zone / Re: Roster moves
« on: August 30, 2016, 10:44:14 am »
I hope the timing he gets back is more in line with early in the year Rasmus.  Middle of the year Rasmus should not get playing time over Hernandez, IMO.

But here's hoping for October 2015 Rasmus.

1938
Talk Zone / Re: Roster moves
« on: August 30, 2016, 09:38:55 am »
does to me. i'll trust Hinch's decision on how ready he is. the GZ hates Teoscar, and Colby will upgrade LF defense.

I'm out of the GZ loop lately.  What's the criticism of Teo?

1939
Beer and Queso / RIP Gene Wilder
« on: August 29, 2016, 02:40:10 pm »
One of the all-time greats.  Dead at 83.

The common clay of the new west.

1940
Game Zone 2016 Archive / Re: Rays @ Astros August 26, 2016
« on: August 26, 2016, 10:14:51 pm »
That's one of the very best ways to win a baseball game.

1941
Game Zone 2016 Archive / Re: Astros @ Pirates August 24, 2016
« on: August 24, 2016, 02:45:57 pm »
Woo hoo!  Nice road trip.

1942
Talk Zone / Altuve
« on: August 22, 2016, 02:53:14 pm »
Nice little article in The Ringer about Altuve:

“The pitches I’m swinging at now are strikes,” Altuve said. “If you try to swing at a ball outside the zone, sometimes you’re going to hit it hard, but most of the time you’re not.”
What Altuve’s doing this year is beyond the reach of almost every other big league hitter, and he’s doing it, more or less, because he woke up one morning and decided to.


And a nice quote from Marisnick: “Coming off the year he had last year and the year before, when he won the batting title, he came in this year and he wanted to work harder,” said Astros outfielder Jake Marisnick. “He said, ‘I’ve got things I want to fix in my swing,’ and we all looked at him like, ‘You’re crazy.’ Then he comes in and he’s doing what he’s doing this year.”

1943
Beer and Queso / Re: Daddy
« on: August 17, 2016, 10:49:06 am »
I'm so sorry.  Our most heartfelt condolences. 

1944
Talk Zone / Re: Gattis
« on: August 16, 2016, 04:37:43 pm »
Let's say a pitcher, we'll call him "Roy", bounces a curveball wide of the plate with a runner on third.

Catcher A stabs at the ball with the glove hand, it bounces away, and the runner scores. This is properly scored a wild pitch.

Catcher B instead slides over and blocks the pitch with his chest, keeping it in front of him, and the runner holds.

The catcher may not "allow" the wild pitch, but the difference in defensive ability does cause a difference in whether a wild pitch occurs.


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I'll allow it.

1945
Talk Zone / Re: Papi in the Hall
« on: August 16, 2016, 02:30:35 pm »
He should get in, but after Edgar (and obviously Bagwell).  I don't think being a DH should be a barrier to HOF-worthiness.  It's a position that needs to get filled in the starting lineup just like everyone else.  It would be like not inducting relief pitchers.

1946
Beer and Queso / Re: Daddy
« on: August 16, 2016, 01:42:33 pm »
I'm sorry your Dad has taken a turn for the worse.  Lots of good feelings heading your way from our home. 

1947
Talk Zone / Re: Gomez
« on: August 15, 2016, 12:05:16 pm »
I remember vividly a morning in March of 2010 when Brad Mills and Ed Wade stood in front of me and several others talking about what a great guy Brett Myers was. I think that was the last I ever heard of Brett Myers being a great guy.

I remember Ed Wade visibly choking back tears when talking about Shawn Chacon's character. 

1948
Talk Zone / Re: The Outfield Controversy
« on: August 12, 2016, 03:14:38 pm »
Teo-Marisnick-Springer would be a pretty good outfield defense as well.

Tonight its Marwin-Teo-Springer.

1949
Talk Zone / Re: The Outfield Controversy
« on: August 12, 2016, 03:08:50 pm »
According to this tweet, it's Tucker landing on the DL.

Jake Kaplan ‏@jakemkaplan 14s15 seconds ago
Preston Tucker to DL

According to Julia he suffers from right shoulder strain.

1950
Talk Zone / Re: Gomez
« on: August 12, 2016, 10:19:16 am »
Exactly....The guy just did not fit. The flipping of the bat on long outs. The over swinging in clutch situations. Misplaying fly balls on a regular basis.That was the reason behind my "poison" comment. Never could warm up to this guy being part of this team.

JimR...where does your love for this guy come from? Where did he perform as an Astro? As a clubhouse guy?

He "fit" perfectly well.  He just didn't play very well, which is particularly surprising given his recent history.  He was an all-star in 2013 and 2014 and received multiple MVP votes each year.  He loved being on the Astros and his teammates loved him.   This notion that he is "poison" or a "cancer" or a degenerate hot-dog comes only from viewers like you, and not anyone actually in the situation.  It is pure bullshit.  If you want to make this into some sort of hackneyed morality play knock yourself out, just don't expect anyone who has paid even half-attention to the team to buy it.

1951
Game Zone 2016 Archive / Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« on: August 12, 2016, 10:01:56 am »
Speaking of ceiling projections... At what point do we start saying Altuve is better than Biggio?

He already is.  He just needs to keep it up.

1952
Game Zone 2016 Archive / Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game One
« on: August 11, 2016, 03:03:45 pm »
Why when they have Chapman up for one day?

Twins position player pitching in blowout.

Generally the team that hasn't given up 15 runs still has pitchers to use.

1953
Game Zone 2016 Archive / Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game One
« on: August 11, 2016, 02:57:10 pm »
Marisnik is the only spot in the order without a hit. 

1954
Beer and Queso / Re: WTF
« on: August 11, 2016, 01:58:08 pm »
Get his shit together?  They still haven't come to grips with who he actually is and what he represents.

The guy reads GOP economic talking points off a teleprompter and all you hear are stories asking "has he turned a corner" and "he's showing us he can be presidential."  Priebus isn't the only one deluding himself.  Fortunately, Trump hates having his hands tied and always follows up a celebrated not-act-like-a-complete-lunatic event by promptly acting like a complete lunatic.

Just wait until we get the "comeback kid" narrative making the rounds in the media in a couple of weeks. 

1955
Beer and Queso / Re: WTF
« on: August 11, 2016, 11:12:26 am »
(By way of contrast, Trump's support from registered Republicans is in the 60s, which is manifesting itself in certain solidly red states that are now in play for the Democrats this year).

The South Carolina poll which just came out shows Trump leading by only 2%.

1956
Beer and Queso / Re: Livin' La Vida Uber
« on: August 11, 2016, 11:06:48 am »
Three, but all inside the Loop.  Moving outside the Loop really isn't anything we've contemplated seriously.  The only time we've been outside the Loop is when we lived in the Manhattan lofts on Post Oak / Hidalgo, so only juuuust a bit outside.

"Yasser fucking Arafat, huh?  Never a night in the same place." (at 4:41)

1957
Talk Zone / Re: Prince Fielder retiring
« on: August 11, 2016, 10:45:18 am »

1958
Beer and Queso / Re: Livin' La Vida Uber
« on: August 11, 2016, 10:42:19 am »
How many times have you moved in the last three years?

1959
Beer and Queso / Re: WTF
« on: August 11, 2016, 10:40:35 am »
Exactly.  The only argument I have heard is that voting third-party elects Hillary.  I don't know of very many at all that are switching from the D side to vote for Johnson, but many R's are jumping ship.

The context in which I've heard that discussion is whether Jill Stein can capitalize on the vocal minority of Bernie or Bust people, which is more of a talking point than a reality.  Polling wise Johnson is far outpacing Stein (9% to 3.8% on Real Clear Politics' average of polls) and is the only one that has a chance of reaching the 15% threshold for debates.

Just eclipsing 5% of the general electorate on Nov. 8 would be a very big deal for the Libertarian party.  That would give them access to the  Presidential Election Campaign Fund which would dramatically improve the party's funding for 2020.   

1960
Talk Zone / Re: Prince Fielder retiring
« on: August 09, 2016, 05:16:28 pm »
So this year marks the end of the careers for Ortiz, A-Rod, Texieria, Prince, possibly Ichiro.  Any other major players of the last 10-15 years?

1961
Beer and Queso / Re: WTF
« on: August 09, 2016, 05:11:20 pm »
Well that didn't take long.

After rebooting his campaign over the weekend - endorsing Ryan, McCain and Ayotte, and giving a speech where he laid out Paul Ryan's his economic plan - Trump has since rolled out a membership gold card for campaign donors and, just today, called for the assassination of his opponent.

So, at what point does he get locked up for inciting insurrection?

The guy is just completely irresponsible.  To the extent he ever had any policies beyond building an unfeasible wall, breaking trade agreements and treaties that he wouldn't have the authority to break, and taxing everyone 15%, this race has long left behind any rational discussion or comparison of policy proposals.  That 45% of the voters will mark his name down is just galling.

A British MP was murdered the week before the Brexit vote by a lunatic inspired by much less rancorous rhetoric.  Federal judges here receive death threats all the time.  That Trump could even - best case scenario - joke about this type of thing is disgusting. 

But hey, Hillary had a private email server when she shouldn't have so they're all the same, huh?

1962
Beer and Queso / Re: WTF
« on: August 05, 2016, 01:22:35 pm »
He moves effortlessly from each easily debunked lie to the next so quickly that it's impossible for anyone to keep up.  That one got run over by the rigged elections, which got run over by the Iran ransom, which got run over by Melania's immigration status, all of which were fighting for air with the ongoing feud with the Khan family.

Bizarrely, it actually works in his favour.  Any one of the many, many controversies that have hit his campaign would likely scupper another candidate but, for Trump, there's safety in numbers.  I have seen it likened to a nail: step on one and it hurts like fuck; lay down on 1,000 and you're completely fine.


Three stooges syndrome

1963
Beer and Queso / Re: WTF
« on: August 05, 2016, 11:06:19 am »
You're assuming that he'd quit gracefully and go quietly into the good night.  He won't.  Quote the opposite, in fact.  Quitting allows him to maintain his fantasy and to keep banging on about how the post-apocalyptic hellscape we currently inhabit will continue because Crooked Hillary and the lying media conspired to rig the elections to keep him out of the White House.

You're assume that he isn't convinced he's going to win and that he's rational enough to recognize the writing on the wall.  I'm skeptical of that assumption. 

1964
Beer and Queso / Re: WTF
« on: August 05, 2016, 11:03:02 am »
there was no letter from the NFL and the dates were set by an independent panel a year ago. 


It is amazing that such an outright lie and immediate debunking falls voicelessly into the pile of insanity that is the Trump campaign.  Anyone else and that claim would have been a scandal that plagued the memory of the candidacy for decades.  Here it's just one more drop in the bucket.  Frankly, I had forgotten about it.

1965
Beer and Queso / Re: WTF
« on: August 05, 2016, 10:33:14 am »
I just don't see him quitting.  Crazy just keeps going.  But, you would be right.

I'm with you.  He's way too much of a narcissist.  First he would have to actually realize that he's going to lose, which I don't think he will until around 10:00pm central time on November 8th when he gives a speech about how the election was rigged.

1966
Beer and Queso / Re: Vale David Huddleston
« on: August 05, 2016, 10:25:59 am »
He was never the same after Brant's untimely demise.

What a great comedic actor.  His praise of authentic frontier gibberish and the kind of courage and gumption that fought [Joshua] Dicks is one of my favorite speeches.

1967
Talk Zone / Re: Trade Deadline Rumors
« on: August 04, 2016, 11:52:54 am »
Is Tate Jewish?

1968
Beer and Queso / Re: WTF
« on: August 03, 2016, 02:42:12 pm »
I've met a lot of Democrats who will vote for him.

That's fascinating.  Anecdotally, I know many life-long Republicans/conservatives that until this year never dreamed of voting for a Democrat in a national race, much less Hillary, who will be voting for her.  I have yet to meet anyone from the reverse - a life-long Democrat/liberal that will vote for Trump.  What are the motivations of the Democrats you've met that support Trump?

1969
Beer and Queso / Re: WTF
« on: August 03, 2016, 09:30:45 am »
I don't understand what that means.


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Evidently, neither does the voter.

1970
Talk Zone / Re: Reed
« on: August 02, 2016, 05:29:35 pm »
Arauz by any other name?


Dying.  POTWA material by any name.

1971
Beer and Queso / Re: WTF
« on: August 02, 2016, 04:32:06 pm »
***BREAKING****
Baby has ties to the Muslim Brotherhood
-Drudge Report

That baby was rigged! "It" had no right to viciously attack Trump like that!

1972
Talk Zone / Re: The Outfield Controversy
« on: July 28, 2016, 04:37:59 pm »
He does but I haven't learned how to spell it Ruben.

Zing!

1973
Talk Zone / Re: Ex-Astros News
« on: July 28, 2016, 09:59:47 am »
The Kratz fascination continues.  Now landed on his third playoff contention club this year (Blue Jays).  Though at the moment it's a minor league contract

The guy is a world series champion. 

1974
Beer and Queso / Re: WTF
« on: July 28, 2016, 09:58:20 am »
"I'd like to announce my White House counsel, A Mop Bucket With Overwhelming Law School Debt."

He'll get the same quality of professional analysis as his doctor, who very scientifically stated "f elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency."

1975
Beer and Queso / Re: WTF
« on: July 27, 2016, 02:27:47 pm »
Speaking of: Trump just asked Putin to hack into Hillary Clinton's email. Is this the shark-jumping moment? Or was he born jumping sharks and thus immune to the effect?

There were about a half-dozen comments in that press conference that in normal times would be the end of candidacy, in unusual times would each be a two-week scandal, but in this election merely float out into the ether. 

1976
Talk Zone / Re: Trade Deadline Rumors
« on: July 26, 2016, 11:05:53 am »
Sale has been suspended for 5 games (Saturday through Wednesday).

Sale quasi-apologizes: “Do I regret standing up for what I believe in? Absolutely not."

He sounds like the kind of guy who would complain that someone who disagrees with him is violating his free speech.

1977
Talk Zone / Re: BREGMAN!
« on: July 24, 2016, 07:26:36 pm »

Welcome to the show, kid. You're playing the Yankees.

Apparently Bregman has a bizarre lifelong hatred of the Yankees. They are his mom's favorite team so he and his dad always rooted against them to mess with her.

1978
Talk Zone / Re: Trade Deadline Rumors
« on: July 24, 2016, 11:45:18 am »
Sale has been suspended for 5 games (Saturday through Wednesday).

1979
Talk Zone / Re: Trade Deadline Rumors
« on: July 24, 2016, 11:33:05 am »

Incredible. This is my favorite baseball story of 2016.

It is absolutely insane. I can't wait to hear more details. Were the jerseys stacked in a pile or did he go from locker to locker taking them down and ripping them apart? How long did it take? What type of knife did he use and where did he get it from? What was everyone else doing at this time? It is so fucking nuts. I love it.

1980
Beer and Queso / Re: Big 12 Expansion
« on: July 22, 2016, 09:53:14 am »
"Oh, is that how it works? 'I object.' 'Overruled.' 'I strenuously object!' 'Oh, well then let me think about it!'"

I was wondering if anyone would pick up the reference!

1981
Beer and Queso / Re: Big 12 Expansion
« on: July 22, 2016, 09:44:00 am »
I enjoy backstories, and this particular one might well be true, but it doesn't particularly add up to me.  Is Houston really UH's turf, so much so that UH's feelings warrant soothing by politicians?  Still seems more likely that this is just time honored politics: Fertitta gives money, expects favor and this is the favor.  I'm still not sure whether it is serious favor or lip service.

UH has strenuously objected to UT's purchase of three hundred or so acres south of the med center.  UH certainly feels that its an underhanded encroachment on its turf, and access to Big 12 TV money might assuage those objections. 

As a UH alum, I'm not as convinced.  UH has elevated itself to a Tier 1 academic institution and increased its on-campus residency to the second most number of beds in the state.  I certainly think there is room in Houston for both a destination public university as well as the type of commuter-based institution that UH once was.  I'm sure UH wants that population to attend UH-Downtown, Clear Lake, Sugar Land, etc... but this is a big town.  Competition is a good thing.

1982
Beer and Queso / Re: What did you do for summer vacation?
« on: July 22, 2016, 09:36:06 am »
Code names can be fickle. 

1983
Game Zone 2016 Archive / Re: Astros @ Athletics July 20, 2016
« on: July 20, 2016, 03:23:19 pm »
For his last 28? 29? road games, he's hitting .500.


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In his last 100 road at bats, he now has 51 hits.

1984
Game Zone 2016 Archive / Re: Astros @ Athletics July 20, 2016
« on: July 20, 2016, 02:57:10 pm »
In 2004, when he set the hit record, Ichiro had 136 hits through 94 games.

Through 94 games, Altuve had 131. And started today with another.


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He's on an 11-15 streak which is insane.

1985
Talk Zone / Re: 7/19 GZ
« on: July 20, 2016, 12:10:19 pm »
It's a trick question.

That's the combined line for anyone playing DH for the Astros this year.

See why I keep saying we need another bat?


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"He doesn't hit enough to play DH!"

1986
Talk Zone / Re: 7/19 GZ
« on: July 20, 2016, 11:37:16 am »
So - just 2 questions:

2. Is an offensive line of .186/.274/.330 acceptable for any player?

Doesn't that depend on what position he plays?

1987
Talk Zone / Re: FBI Investigating Cards in Hack Job
« on: July 18, 2016, 04:25:15 pm »
i know it's impossible to speculate (but why would that stop anybody) but is that in line with other corporate espionage cases?

I assume the substance of the hack doesn't matter much to the prosecution of the crime. 

1988
Talk Zone / Re: FBI Investigating Cards in Hack Job
« on: July 18, 2016, 02:21:44 pm »
46 months is his sentence per a Mark Berman tweet.

Hughes went with the USA's recommendation exactly.  That's a long time to spend in prison just to get a sports advantage.

Amazing that MLB isn't taking the act as seriously.

1989
Beer and Queso / Re: Visiting Niagara Falls
« on: July 12, 2016, 10:38:07 am »
Not sure about the rest of it, but I am pretty sure a US citizen can visit Canada without a passport.

That certainly used to be the case, but these days (post 2009 I think) you need a passport or passport card to cross over and  back.  There are few alternatives, like a NEXUS or FAST card, but I think you have to plan well ahead to get those. 

Niagara is one of those places (like the Grand Canyon) that no matter how big your expectations and preconceived notions, seeing it in person will exceed them.  Spend as much time as you want taking it in, take the boat trip, do all the touristy stuff because it really is a breath-taking sight. 

1990
Beer and Queso / Re: Thin Blue Line
« on: July 12, 2016, 10:01:46 am »
Well, that certainly went completely over my head.

It was a connection that probably existed only in my mind. 

1991
Beer and Queso / Re: Thin Blue Line
« on: July 12, 2016, 09:47:37 am »
It's not skynet yet, I don't really see the difference between a human-controlled gun and a human-controlled robot.

It was an oblique reference to the argument against replacing umpires with automated strikezones.

1992
Beer and Queso / Re: Thin Blue Line
« on: July 11, 2016, 04:12:02 pm »
Yeah, a bullet to the brain is much more sensitive.

It's the human element.

1993
Beer and Queso / Re: Thin Blue Line
« on: July 11, 2016, 04:00:12 pm »
As in, if the rights established under the Constitution are inalienable, how can we take them away from someone?

Or, if we can take away a felon's right to bear arms, why can't we do it for people on the terrorist watch list and/or no fly list?

Does that suitably poke the ant nest?   ;D

When will gun purchasers have to establish that their militia is indeed well-regulated?

1994
Beer and Queso / Re: Thin Blue Line
« on: July 11, 2016, 09:46:13 am »
If they just blew some crook up, I'd question it but under the circumstances they ended it in the most prudent way possible.

I'm not sure it's the most prudent, but it does seem defensible under the unique circumstances.  I'd like to know more about what prompted the timing of that decision and whether they could have waited longer to diffuse the situation. 

That said, it's not the role of the police to engage in targeted assassinations, which sending in a robot to explode a person certainly is.   

1995
Talk Zone / Re: Trade Deadline Rumors
« on: July 07, 2016, 12:47:43 pm »
Well that makes a bunch of sense now.  Where I was coming from is I dont see Moran being the #1 option at 1st/3rd base option anytime soon,  based on the current players the Astros have on the MLB/AAA roster.

The shorthand being that he doesn't hit well enough to play at any of the positions he's capable of playing at, which happens to be 1st/3rd.

1996
Talk Zone / Re: Trade Deadline Rumors
« on: July 06, 2016, 05:17:12 pm »
Unreal

Would "I don't think Colin Moran has the skill set to be an effective starter on a good baseball team" be better?

1997
Beer and Queso / Re: Trump
« on: July 06, 2016, 02:50:13 pm »
and that demented marionette Michael Gove - who completely blindsided Boris "Trump with his hair on backwards" Johnson by going back on his promise not to run for leadership of the Conservative party, and thereby PM, by immediately running for leadership of the Conservative Party, and thereby PM.

I was watching Gove's announcement with my jaw agape.  He is the quintessential sniveling, whining, self-absorbed, disloyal, cynically self-aggrandizing public school shithead.  "Whatever charisma is I don’t have it, whatever glamour may be I don’t think anyone could ever associate me with it."  If he wasn't so smugly self-congratulatory when he said it, it would have been the only honest thing he said, during his meticulously crafted 5,000 word speech that he absolutely he came up with on the spur of the moment after making the sudden decision to run which clearly wasn't a long-planned subterfuge.   

Here was the biggest test of the British government since the Iraq war*, and all sides have failed it miserably.

There is just a staggering lack of accountability throughout the entire government. 

1998
Talk Zone / Re: Game recaps 2016
« on: July 06, 2016, 02:40:24 pm »
I hope you'll excuse the indulgence, but tonight's recap is a little different.

Game 84: A pretty good win

Beautiful. 

1999
Talk Zone / Re: Changes to Extra innings games?
« on: July 06, 2016, 01:50:53 pm »
Speaking from the player's perspective, Todd Hollandsworth was all in favor of doing something to reduce innings.

Playing devil's advocate, extra innings has negative impact on the quality of the product:

-Tired hitters flail away at pitches, making the game even longer
-Increased mileage on superstar players, especially at premium positions
-Game devolving into competition between the ends of the bench.

I followed every game of the 2013 Astros.  Don't talk to me about negative impacts on the quality of the product.

2000
Beer and Queso / Re: Trump
« on: July 04, 2016, 05:05:05 pm »
I have to imagine that once everyone sobers up they'll find a way simply to avoid invoking Article 50.

I spent the last week in London, and amazingly to me, the general sentiment is that there's no way to unring the bell. What's the point of having a non-binding referendum if it's actually binding? Equally surprising to me is that there was apparently no discussion at all of requiring more than a simple majority vote to enact such a fundamental change. Everyone, including the people leading the Leave campaign, just expected the vote to fail. Nobody, for better or for worse, had any inkling of a plan about what will happen if it ended up successful.  And now every vaguely responsible seeming person in charge has thrown their hands up and said there's nothing to be done but leave.

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