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General Discussion => Beer and Queso => Topic started by: Limey on November 13, 2013, 12:06:32 pm
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While the Texans recently cut three players for violating the teams substance policy, the Chiefs' Dwayne Bowe was arrested for DUI and possession last Sunday. Today, they announced that he will play this coming weekend (http://nfl.si.com/2013/11/12/dwayne-bowe-arrested-kansas-city-chiefs/), in a game that is about as pivotal as they come for playoff seeding. Nice backbone, fellas!
Meanwhile, the Texans' Hopkins tweeted a video of his penis being stroked, deleted it and claimed he was hacked. NSFW link to the Deadspin story (http://deadspin.com/deandre-hopkins-accidentally-instagrammed-a-penis-nsfw-1463665382) (includes screen cap of the tweet). If he too receives the all-purpose death sentence from the Texans, they may actually run out of players by the end of the season.
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Ahh, the good, old left-handed technique.
Sadly someone beat me to a stroke joke.
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First, who here among us *hasn't* accidentally sent a shot of "someone's" left hand stroking our penis? Secondly, posting pics of your penis is not illegal, so may not rise to the level of a cuttable offense.
At leas whomever hacked his account had the decency to re-hack it and delete it.
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I prefer the reverse Western grip.
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I prefer the reverse Western grip.
SFN
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First, who here among us *hasn't* accidentally sent a shot of "someone's" left hand stroking our penis?
Uh...
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Poorly timed quote
@MarkBermanFox26: Gary Kubiak says Ben Jones didn't write him a poem while he was out. Kubiak told the players Ben did,but Gary was "just jacking w/ the guys"
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Secondly, posting pics of your penis is not illegal, so may not rise to the level of a cuttable offense.
It's certainly less offensive than shitting all over your hotel room at the combine, and that didn't stop them from drafting him.
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It's certainly less offensive than shitting all over your hotel room at the combine, and that didn't stop them from drafting him.
Neither did the fact that it was later demonstrated that Hopkins wasn't involved in the trashing of the room.
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Neither did the fact that it was later demonstrated that Hopkins wasn't involved in the trashing of the room.
Those hackers sure are persistent.
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Those hackers sure are persistent.
Is Hopkins deying that it's his junk in the photo, or is he saying only that someone posted a pic of it whithout his permission? There's one way to find out if it's his package or not...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75yAH9hWrZ0
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I'm just going to go ahead and not click on any links in this thread, thanks.
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It's official. When asked about it by a reporter today, Hopkins replied..."it's not my genitals". So there ya go.
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It's official. When asked about it by a reporter today, Hopkins replied..."it's not my genitals". So there ya go.
He didn't deny it being his hand?
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He didn't deny it being his hand?
Ummm...uh...now that you mention it...
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He didn't deny it being his hand?
This is why I always tried to date women with small hands. It's all about perspective.