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Title: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 08:59:34 pm
Myers bottom 1.  Hit, walk, RBI double over Lee.  Runners left stranded at 2nd and 3rd after three pop outs.  1-0 Bags after 1
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Alkie on September 03, 2010, 09:13:07 pm
It's 10:15p out here.  Why is the Astros game in the 2nd inning?
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 09:14:06 pm
It's 10:15p out here.  Why is the Astros game in the 2nd inning?

For the NY bar scene of course
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 09:16:04 pm
Mike Hampton a D-back.  Also, not dead.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Alkie on September 03, 2010, 09:16:33 pm
For the NY bar scene of course

So it's you and me tonight, huh.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 09:17:46 pm
So it's you and me tonight, huh.

Past Austro's bedtime... but OSF has no excuse
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Alkie on September 03, 2010, 09:18:21 pm
Past Austro's bedtime

Piss poor excuse.

Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Alkie on September 03, 2010, 09:20:40 pm
Now then...vat shall vee talk abous?
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 09:25:51 pm
Nice dive trip by Hunter for the 3rd out.  End of 3, 1-0 Dbags
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 09:29:24 pm
If you're going to start the at bat choked up 3+ inches, why not just use a shorter/lighter bat?
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: chuck on September 03, 2010, 09:32:42 pm
Now then...vat shall vee talk abous?

You still have to take the penicillin?
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 09:34:00 pm
Kepp!  Nice poke to LF to score Sanchez
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 09:35:49 pm
Now then...vat shall vee talk abous?

Have you watched the US Open fight videos  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E19D_-h9MIo&feature=player_embedded) yet?  I appreciate every NY stereotype being reinforced in such a convenient little package.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Alkie on September 03, 2010, 09:41:31 pm
Have you watched the US Open fight videos  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E19D_-h9MIo&feature=player_embedded) yet?  I appreciate every NY stereotype being reinforced in such a convenient little package.

Fucking Queens.   Savages.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 09:48:02 pm
Sampson accepted assignment to RR
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: chuck on September 03, 2010, 09:48:18 pm
Fucking Queens.   Savages.

He didn't look gay to me but he was at a tennis match so you never know.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 09:49:17 pm
Myers with a nice little shot down the RF line for a double
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 09:49:59 pm
He didn't look gay to me but he was at a tennis match so you never know.

Only there because "I got money on the game"
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 09:51:44 pm
Sanchez plates Myers with a shot down RF line of his own.  Held for a single.  2-1 good guys
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 09:53:02 pm
Pence singles into RF as well.  1st and 2nd for Lee, who hit a laser in the 2nd.

... but he pops out to 3rd.  2-1 middle of 5
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Alkie on September 03, 2010, 09:54:48 pm
He didn't look gay to me but he was at a tennis match so you never know.

THIS GUY IS FROM QUEENS.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 09:56:44 pm
Sign behind home says Ass Warts
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Alkie on September 03, 2010, 09:58:06 pm
Sign behind home says Ass Warts

Then I say move on to the next chick.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 03, 2010, 10:00:55 pm
Sign behind home says Ass Warts

Remind me not to move into your neighborhood.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 10:01:13 pm
Then I say move on to the next chick.

But what if it was really braille for "go for it"?  Thats just not a chance I can take
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 10:03:05 pm
Remind me not to move into your neighborhood.

Tell me Im not the only one seeing this.  I can't even watch the at bats any more
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 10:04:01 pm
Tie game.  I couldnt tell you what happened.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: subnuclear on September 03, 2010, 10:04:52 pm
Tie game.  I couldnt tell you what happened.

Young singled to left, Parra scored, Drew to second.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 10:06:31 pm
Bah.  RBI single for The Roach.  3-2 Dbags.  1 out bottom 5
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: hostros7 on September 03, 2010, 10:10:47 pm
Pence sure made that catch look routine.  He had the routine sno-cone ball juggle thing going even.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Ron Brand on September 03, 2010, 10:13:52 pm
Pence sure made that catch look routine.  He had the routine sno-cone ball juggle thing going even.

And the head bobble. As it were.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Ron Brand on September 03, 2010, 10:14:41 pm
Mother fucker. How the hell did Young get to that ball?
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 10:15:46 pm
Wallace went with a pitching wedge from 45 out
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: hostros7 on September 03, 2010, 10:16:47 pm
The stros have been playing some expeditious baseball of late.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 10:18:35 pm
The stros have been playing some expeditious baseball of late.

With the exception of Kepp, it's a pretty free swinginig team
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Ron Brand on September 03, 2010, 10:19:12 pm
Dbacks OFers are flashing the serious leather. Bastards.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Ron Brand on September 03, 2010, 10:20:36 pm
With the exception of Kepp, it's a pretty free swinginig team

Wallace had been doing a pretty good job of taking pitches but he's not quite there on getting a good pitch to hit. It'll come.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: chuck on September 03, 2010, 10:27:13 pm
THIS GUY IS FROM QUEENS.

Back when I lived in New York a couple of bandmates and I would hang out regularly after practice and so on. One guy, douchey, fucking stupid, former pro tennis player, now a pro poker player or at least pretending to be, lived with his parents in Bayside Queens. He drove a blue Hyundai and used to ferry us around. The other guy, Todd, was and still is a good friend of mine. He called me tonight in fact to tell me about some recent and rather startling business success.

Anyway, Douche Boy, let's call him Logan, figured out that if he drove around honking at the hot chicks strutting down the avenue that he could pretty well mortify Todd and me. So of course he did it all the fucking time. I'd slink down as low as I could in the seat as the chicks shot daggers in through the windows.

One balmy night Todd hit on a brilliant solution. We had the windows down, driving down Second Avenue in the East Village. Logan starts honking at the hot chicks who are needless to say everywhere. Todd thrusts his upper torso through the window and gestures wildly at Logan through the windshield screaming THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S FROM QUEEEENS!

And that, friends, was the end of the honking.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Ron Brand on September 03, 2010, 10:27:30 pm
Someone needs to kick that dancing fatass in the nads. That's ridiculous.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Bench on September 03, 2010, 10:27:49 pm
I don't see any ass warts but the fatass yellow shirted cell phone food tray guy is the human equivalent.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Ron Brand on September 03, 2010, 10:29:16 pm
I don't see any ass warts but the fatass yellow shirted cell phone food tray guy is the human equivalent.

If I was sitting next to him he wouldn't have any kidneys.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Ron Brand on September 03, 2010, 10:30:53 pm
Good recovery by Myers.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 10:30:58 pm
Just another Quality Start for Myers

3-2 Dbags after 6
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Ron Brand on September 03, 2010, 10:34:04 pm
Sweet! Leadoff double is Bogusevic's first MLB hit!
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 10:34:21 pm
If I was sitting next to him he wouldn't have any kidneys.

Look at the poor SOB sitting next to him, wishing he was flying Southwest
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: moriartp on September 03, 2010, 10:34:35 pm
Just another Quality Start for Myers

Team MVP. No question.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Ron Brand on September 03, 2010, 10:36:54 pm
That kid is phoning home for negotiation tips.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Ron Brand on September 03, 2010, 10:38:40 pm
Keep shoveling that shit in your face, you fat fuck. Maybe it'll kill you and we can all watch you flop around.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Ron Brand on September 03, 2010, 10:42:12 pm
KEPP! Nice play.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Ron Brand on September 03, 2010, 10:47:20 pm
The yellow-shirted dipshit is gone. Either he's on the ground, in line for more grub, or he's dealing with an impacted colon.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 10:49:48 pm
The yellow-shirted dipshit is gone. Either he's on the ground, in line for more grub, or he's dealing with an impacted colon.

My money is on getting an insulin shot
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 10:52:09 pm
Texans dropped Kris Brown today.

Great play by Wallace!
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Ron Brand on September 03, 2010, 10:52:28 pm
Fine play by Wallace. If he's learning, just wait until he knows what he's doing.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: chuck on September 03, 2010, 10:52:48 pm
I thought Wallace wasn't supposed to have a glove.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 10:54:42 pm
Neck tattoo
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Ron Brand on September 03, 2010, 10:55:41 pm
Neck tattoo

I wonder what epic that monstrosity was depicting. Classy and educational.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 10:57:28 pm
A truly disturbing crowd shot
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 10:58:43 pm
CJ gets his first hit of the night.  Damn he's got a nice swing
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Ron Brand on September 03, 2010, 10:59:11 pm
He did a great job of waiting on that pitch too.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Ron Brand on September 03, 2010, 11:01:14 pm
Drat. Wallace Ks on the high cheese.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 11:04:58 pm
I wonder what epic that monstrosity was depicting. Classy and educational.

I think that says Douche in Mandarin
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 03, 2010, 11:05:58 pm
Pence needs a fork out there in RF.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Ron Brand on September 03, 2010, 11:07:54 pm
Well, fuck.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 11:08:11 pm
Pence needs a fork out there in RF.

For his own safety, he's only allowed spoons
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: 94CougarGrad on September 03, 2010, 11:13:23 pm
So lil 94CG#2 has a question. If a pitcher walks one batter during a game and that batter manages to score, but none of the other batters hit the ball and get on base, is it a no-hitter?
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 11:13:55 pm
Blum back?  Need a big PH here
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 11:14:33 pm
So lil 94CG#2 has a question. If a pitcher walks one batter during a game and that batter manages to score, but none of the other batters hit the ball and get on base, is it a no-hitter?

It's a no hitter, but not a perfect game (and his scoring is irrelevant, regardless)
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Ron Brand on September 03, 2010, 11:15:32 pm
Crap.

Michaels to PH now.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: 94CougarGrad on September 03, 2010, 11:16:22 pm
It's a no hitter, but not a perfect game (and his scoring is irrelevant, regardless)

I figured as much, but knew I could fact-check with somebody here. Thanks.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Ron Brand on September 03, 2010, 11:16:42 pm
Looks like it just isn't the Astros' night.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 11:16:58 pm
Crap.

Michaels to PH now.

Good swing on one
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: 94CougarGrad on September 03, 2010, 11:17:30 pm
Come oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: 94CougarGrad on September 03, 2010, 11:18:31 pm
Oh, quit booing, you assholes, you know damn well those weren't strikes.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 11:19:34 pm
Oh, quit booing, you assholes, you know damn well those weren't strikes.

Tough balls to take.  Nice AB
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 11:20:23 pm
SAFE!  Bourn on 1st
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: 94CougarGrad on September 03, 2010, 11:20:41 pm
Saaaaafe!
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 11:20:57 pm
Good baseball, every fucking night
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: hostros7 on September 03, 2010, 11:21:03 pm
really nice transfer by drew and still can't get bourn
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Ron Brand on September 03, 2010, 11:21:26 pm
Why did Sanchez swing at the first pitch?
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Bench on September 03, 2010, 11:22:04 pm
That was still a damn fun game.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 11:22:26 pm
Get them tomorrow, boys.


Hook 'em!
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: 94CougarGrad on September 03, 2010, 11:23:28 pm
Aftuh awl, tahmarrah... is anuthuh day...

Eat 'em up, Coogs!  ;)
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Bench on September 03, 2010, 11:23:32 pm
So lil 94CG#2 has a question. If a pitcher walks one batter during a game and that batter manages to score, but none of the other batters hit the ball and get on base, is it a no-hitter?

Simple equation:  If nobody gets a hit, it's a no-hitter.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: 94CougarGrad on September 03, 2010, 11:31:05 pm
Simple equation:  If nobody gets a hit, it's a no-hitter.

Yeah, like I said, I figured as much, but it don't hurt to ask. Especially when you're surfing under the influence. Hooray for backyard barbecues and beer with friends.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: OregonStrosFan on September 04, 2010, 02:42:25 am
Past Austro's bedtime... but OSF has no excuse

Oh, but I did...
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 04, 2010, 10:44:07 am
Simple equation:  If nobody gets a hit, it's a no-hitter.

That's *mostly* correct.  To be credited with a no-hitter, a pitcher has to record at least 27 outs.  So if a visiting pitcher doesn't allow a hit, but allows a run, and his team doesn't score and loses 1-0 in 8 1/2 innings, it's not a no-hitter.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Ron Brand on September 04, 2010, 11:00:56 am
He also has to finish the game that way, or at least the game has to end as a no-hitter. Re: the travesty they pulled on Harvey Haddix.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: JaneDoe on September 04, 2010, 11:06:58 am
He also has to finish the game that way, or at least the game has to end as a no-hitter. Re: the travesty they pulled on Harvey Haddix.

Tough shit.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Bench on September 04, 2010, 11:31:56 am
That's *mostly* correct.  To be credited with a no-hitter, a pitcher has to record at least 27 outs.  So if a visiting pitcher doesn't allow a hit, but allows a run, and his team doesn't score and loses 1-0 in 8 1/2 innings, it's not a no-hitter.

It's still a no-hitter, regardless of what MLB recognizes.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 04, 2010, 11:32:52 am
He also has to finish the game that way, or at least the game has to end as a no-hitter. Re: the travesty they pulled on Harvey Haddix.

I'm not sure how Haddix got screwed...he gave up a hit; hence, it's not a no-hitter.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 04, 2010, 11:33:40 am
It's still a no-hitter, regardless of what MLB recognizes.

No it's not.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Ron Brand on September 04, 2010, 01:40:08 pm
Haddix got screwed because he completed the first 12 innings of perfect ball and had it recognized by MLB as a no-hitter for about 30 years before they decided to change their mind.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Ron Brand on September 04, 2010, 04:14:14 pm
Tough shit.

Did you go to A&M?
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: Limey on September 04, 2010, 05:43:54 pm
For his own safety, he's only allowed spoons

Forks with corks (http://www.logictimes.com/Asylum/Images/Ruprecht.JPG).
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: austro on September 04, 2010, 09:29:04 pm
Past Austro's bedtime... but OSF has no excuse

Hey, I had an excuse: I had to be up at 6:30 Sat morning.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 04, 2010, 09:31:33 pm
Hey, I had an excuse: I had to be up at 6:30 Sat morning.

Sleeping in?
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: austro on September 04, 2010, 09:33:34 pm
Sleeping in?

Exactly.
Title: Re: Astros @ DBags, Sept 3
Post by: JaneDoe on September 05, 2010, 10:47:41 pm
Did you go to A&M?

Only for 2 classes one summer.  They were the only school in Texas offering Physical Chemistry I and II that summer.