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Title: Nerdprov Everywhere
Post by: Limey on July 15, 2010, 02:37:36 pm: For those of you who haven't seen it yet, here's the vid of the Stars Wars Subway Re-enactment (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5gCeWEGiQI&feature=player_embedded#!).
Title: Re: Nerdprov Everywhere
Post by: Alkie on July 15, 2010, 03:24:23 pm: Explains why crime is down on the 6.
Title: Re: Nerdprov Everywhere
Post by: Limey on July 15, 2010, 03:25:00 pm: Quote from: Alkie on July 15, 2010, 03:24:23 pm
Explains why crime is down on the 6.

Dunno why. Stormtroopers couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo.
Title: Re: Nerdprov Everywhere
Post by: Alkie on July 15, 2010, 03:27:10 pm: Quote from: Limey on July 15, 2010, 03:25:00 pm
Dunno why. Stormtroopers couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo.

No, but if you know Sith Lords are waiting in every station, you're less likely to commit a crime. Didn't you read the report Giuliani keeps showing to anyone dumb enough to shake his hand?
Title: Re: Nerdprov Everywhere
Post by: MusicMan on July 15, 2010, 03:30:48 pm: Quote from: Alkie on July 15, 2010, 03:27:10 pm
No, but if you know Sith Lords are waiting in every station, you're less likely to commit a crime. Didn't you read the report Giuliani keeps showing to anyone dumb enough to shake his hand?

So when Cheney came out of surgery, did he scream "Noooooooooo!"
Title: Re: Nerdprov Everywhere
Post by: Alkie on July 15, 2010, 03:38:12 pm: Quote from: MusicMan on July 15, 2010, 03:30:48 pm
So when Cheney came out of surgery, did he scream "Noooooooooo!"

More machine now than man.
Title: Re: Nerdprov Everywhere
Post by: MusicMan on July 15, 2010, 03:38:50 pm: Quote from: Alkie on July 15, 2010, 03:38:12 pm
More machine now than man.

There's no way he ever got someone as hot as Natalie Portman.
Title: Re: Nerdprov Everywhere
Post by: Limey on July 15, 2010, 04:11:52 pm: Quote from: MusicMan on July 15, 2010, 03:38:50 pm
There's no way he ever got someone as hot as Natalie Portman.

Never been able to get 100% behind Natalie Portman as a hottie. Her tiny body and normal-sized head means there's a touch of Thunderbird puppet (http://www.supermarionationforever.co.uk/thunderbirds/images/tintin.jpg) about her.
Title: Re: Nerdprov Everywhere
Post by: MusicMan on July 15, 2010, 04:13:49 pm: Quote from: Limey on July 15, 2010, 04:11:52 pm
Never been able to get 100% behind Natalie Portman as a hottie.

Go watch "Closer".
Come back.
Apologize.
Title: Re: Nerdprov Everywhere
Post by: Andyzipp on July 15, 2010, 04:15:20 pm: Quote from: Limey on July 15, 2010, 04:11:52 pm
Never been able to get 100% behind Natalie Portman as a hottie. Her tiny body and normal-sized head means there's a touch of Thunderbird puppet (http://www.supermarionationforever.co.uk/thunderbirds/images/tintin.jpg) about her.

This (http://www.hulu.com/watch/1404/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-natalie-raps) changed my mind.
Title: Re: Nerdprov Everywhere
Post by: Bench on July 15, 2010, 04:38:16 pm: Quote from: Andyzipp on July 15, 2010, 04:15:20 pm
This (http://www.hulu.com/watch/1404/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-natalie-raps) changed my mind.

Changed your mind which way?
Title: Re: Nerdprov Everywhere
Post by: Andyzipp on July 15, 2010, 04:43:08 pm: Quote from: Bench on July 15, 2010, 04:38:16 pm
Changed your mind which way?

I like women who cuss about their junk.
Title: Re: Nerdprov Everywhere
Post by: Phil_in_CS on July 15, 2010, 06:53:32 pm: Quote from: Limey on July 15, 2010, 03:25:00 pm
Dunno why. Stormtroopers couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo.

Only when aiming at the stars. They are deadly on the extras.
Title: Re: Nerdprov Everywhere
Post by: chuck on July 15, 2010, 06:56:11 pm: I like the everyone goes to work in their underwear deal better.
Title: Re: Nerdprov Everywhere
Post by: Bench on July 15, 2010, 09:10:58 pm: Quote from: chuck on July 15, 2010, 06:56:11 pm
I like the everyone goes to work in their underwear deal better.

A man, a plan, a canal... chuck.
Title: Re: Nerdprov Everywhere
Post by: chuck on July 15, 2010, 09:13:01 pm: Quote from: Bench on July 15, 2010, 09:10:58 pm
A man, a plan, a canal... chuck.

You know what I'm talking about, right?

http://improveverywhere.com/2010/01/04/no-pants-subway-ride-2010-details-for-new-york/

I love this: DO NOT SHOW UP UNLESS YOU PLAN TO TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF.

I should have that printed on my invitation cards.
Title: Re: Nerdprov Everywhere
Post by: The Spleen on July 16, 2010, 11:04:10 pm: Quote from: MusicMan on July 15, 2010, 03:38:50 pm
There's no way he ever bought someone as hot as Natalie Portman?