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Title: I Lied. The Tote Board Lives.
Post by: Alkie on August 27, 2006, 10:16:24 pm
 New Tote Board, August 27th

The voting has ended and it's obvious that no one reads a thing I write anyway (judging by the fact that 4 people voted), so I'm doing the Tote Board AND we have a surprise planned.

Enough fucking around.  Let's win the whole...fuckin'...thing.
Title: Re: I Lied. The Tote Board Lives.
Post by: Fredia on August 27, 2006, 11:13:52 pm
should we duck and cover (refering to the suprise)
Title: Re: I Lied. The Tote Board Lives.
Post by: drew corleone on August 28, 2006, 12:19:14 am
I thought about it. But I'm not big on msg board polls. Do enjoy reading the Tote Board though.
Title: Re: I Lied. The Tote Board Lives.
Post by: Rebel Jew on August 28, 2006, 02:37:31 am
Alkie, the Astros cutting Preston Wilson was not your fault.  I mean, the guy spent a week sitting with his dying baby and talking to it about baseball!  Your tote board was a mere pittance on the BBG radar compared to a team cutting a guy who did that.  If anything, the BBG's are amused by your antics.

I say thanks for bringing your wit and wisdom back into the daily column fold.  Always a good read.
Title: Re: I Lied. The Tote Board Lives.
Post by: Alkie on August 28, 2006, 12:23:56 pm
Thank you very much, but if you think I've got either with or wisdom, you obviously haven't been reading it.
Title: Re: I Lied. The Tote Board Lives.
Post by: LonghornCDR on August 28, 2006, 12:32:37 pm
That's all well and good, but if the Padres win, they pick up a half game and the lead remains at 4 games.  If they lose and the Reds lose, the Reds' lead is only 3.5 games with the Pads at 3 games ahead.  

Root for the Snakes to shrink the overall lead.
Title: Re: I Lied. The Tote Board Lives.
Post by: Limey on August 28, 2006, 02:02:06 pm
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That's all well and good, but if the Padres win, they pick up a half game and the lead remains at 4 games.  If they lose and the Reds lose, the Reds' lead is only 3.5 games with the Pads at 3 games ahead.  

Root for the Snakes to shrink the overall lead.




Shake and Bake!
Title: Re: I Lied. The Tote Board Lives.
Post by: MusicMan on August 28, 2006, 02:12:55 pm
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That's all well and good, but if the Padres win, they pick up a half game and the lead remains at 4 games.  If they lose and the Reds lose, the Reds' lead is only 3.5 games with the Pads at 3 games ahead.  

Root for the Snakes to shrink the overall lead.




Shake and Bake!





Help us, Tom Cruise!  Tom, use your witchcraft to make 'em lose!
Title: Re: I Lied. The Tote Board Lives.
Post by: Foghorn on August 28, 2006, 03:11:31 pm
Quote:

New Tote Board, August 27th

The voting has ended and it's obvious that no one reads a thing I write anyway (judging by the fact that 4 people voted), so I'm doing the Tote Board AND we have a surprise planned.

Enough fucking around.  Let's win the whole...fuckin'...thing.






Fuck you ya shitbag.  The problem has been you haven't been obnoxious enough.  

Do you wanna win?  Do you really wanna win? You see what I'm saying is, what are you prepared to do?

Alkie: Anything and everything in my power.

Foggy: And *then* what are you prepared to do? If you open the can on these worms you must be prepared to go all the way because they're not gonna give up the fight until one of you is dead.

Alkie: How do you do it then?

Foggy: You wanna know how you do it? Here's how, they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the OWA way, and that's how you get the Wild Card! Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?

Then say it with me (to the tune of that ol' Dr. Dre/Snoop Doog classic):

BBG ain't jack shit, but ho's and trick's
Lick on deez nuts and suck my dick
Gets the fuck out after ya done
As we get ready for a long playoff run

FUCK the stool slop eating muthafuckin Queen City faggots

FUCK the Maxi-PADS and thier overpriced real estate and cost of living

FUCK the Phillies and thier cheez wiz laced ass steak sammiches

FUCK the Gints and Frankenberry's abnormally swollen vagina

FUCK the fish and their fighting owner/managers
Title: Re: I Lied. The Tote Board Lives.
Post by: astrojo on August 28, 2006, 03:28:53 pm
Quote:

Quote:

New Tote Board, August 27th

The voting has ended and it's obvious that no one reads a thing I write anyway (judging by the fact that 4 people voted), so I'm doing the Tote Board AND we have a surprise planned.

Enough fucking around.  Let's win the whole...fuckin'...thing.






Fuck you ya shitbag.  The problem has been you haven't been obnoxious enough.  

Do you wanna win?  Do you really wanna win? You see what I'm saying is, what are you prepared to do?

Alkie: Anything and everything in my power.

Foggy: And *then* what are you prepared to do? If you open the can on these worms you must be prepared to go all the way because they're not gonna give up the fight until one of you is dead.

Alkie: How do you do it then?

Foggy: You wanna know how you do it? Here's how, they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the OWA way, and that's how you get the Wild Card! Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?

Then say it with me (to the tune of that ol' Dr. Dre/Snoop Doog classic):

BBG ain't jack shit, but ho's and trick's
Lick on deez nuts and suck my dick
Gets the fuck out after ya done
As we get ready for a long playoff run

FUCK the stool slop eating muthafuckin Queen City faggots

FUCK the Maxi-PADS and thier overpriced real estate and cost of living

FUCK the Phillies and thier cheez wiz laced ass steak sammiches

FUCK the Gints and Frankenberry's abnormally swollen vagina

FUCK the fish and their fighting owner/managers





OMG! I think I have to go wash out my eyes with soap after reading that!  

But hey, whatever works!
Title: Re: I Lied. The Tote Board Lives.
Post by: Craig on August 28, 2006, 04:28:50 pm
Quote:

Quote:

New Tote Board, August 27th

The voting has ended and it's obvious that no one reads a thing I write anyway (judging by the fact that 4 people voted), so I'm doing the Tote Board AND we have a surprise planned.

Enough fucking around.  Let's win the whole...fuckin'...thing.






Fuck you ya shitbag.  The problem has been you haven't been obnoxious enough.  

Do you wanna win?  Do you really wanna win? You see what I'm saying is, what are you prepared to do?

Alkie: Anything and everything in my power.

Foggy: And *then* what are you prepared to do? If you open the can on these worms you must be prepared to go all the way because they're not gonna give up the fight until one of you is dead.

Alkie: How do you do it then?

Foggy: You wanna know how you do it? Here's how, they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the OWA way, and that's how you get the Wild Card! Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?

Then say it with me (to the tune of that ol' Dr. Dre/Snoop Doog classic):

BBG ain't jack shit, but ho's and trick's
Lick on deez nuts and suck my dick
Gets the fuck out after ya done
As we get ready for a long playoff run

FUCK the stool slop eating muthafuckin Queen City faggots

FUCK the Maxi-PADS and thier overpriced real estate and cost of living

FUCK the Phillies and thier cheez wiz laced ass steak sammiches

FUCK the Gints and Frankenberry's abnormally swollen vagina

FUCK the fish and their fighting owner/managers






Heh, good to have you back, Foggy.