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Title: Now Pitching For Your Chicago Cubs...
Post by: Alkie on August 16, 2006, 12:32:12 pm
Ryan O'Malley.

Goodie.  Rookie I've never heard of.  Swept at home by the Cubs.  Yeah, we're going to the playoffs.
Title: Re: Now Pitching For Your Chicago Cubs...
Post by: BudGirl on August 16, 2006, 12:39:08 pm
Quote:

Ryan O'Malley.

Goodie.  Rookie I've never heard of.  Swept at home by the Cubs.  Yeah, we're going to the playoffs.





D'uh!!  You already guaranteed the Astros weren't going when you bought playoff tickets.
Title: Re: Now Pitching For Your Chicago Cubs...
Post by: Alkie on August 16, 2006, 12:41:11 pm
Dammit.
Title: Re: Now Pitching For Your Chicago Cubs...
Post by: Rebel Jew on August 16, 2006, 12:41:27 pm
All I know, Alkie, is that I gladly welcome back your sarcastic pessimism; the Astros seem to play better when you act that way.  You were starting to get a bit big for your britches with the sudden success of the tote board.
Title: Re: Now Pitching For Your Chicago Cubs...
Post by: Alkie on August 16, 2006, 12:43:30 pm
You're right and you're right.
Title: Re: Now Pitching For Your Chicago Cubs...
Post by: S.P. Rodriguez on August 16, 2006, 12:46:35 pm
As punishment, you must eat the worst possible Tex-Mex you can find.  I'm thinking Casa Ole or Panchos.  Pick your poison.  Either way, it should help spark some caustic remarks.
Title: Re: Now Pitching For Your Chicago Cubs...
Post by: Alkie on August 16, 2006, 12:47:58 pm
Rather die, thanks.

Actually, you all are in luck.  I won't be updating the Tote Board again until next Monday.  If we're in 1st by then, the Tote Board is history.
Title: Re: Now Pitching For Your Chicago Cubs...
Post by: MusicMan on August 16, 2006, 12:53:13 pm
Quote:

Rather die, thanks.

Actually, you all are in luck.  I won't be updating the Tote Board again until next Monday.  If we're in 1st by then, the Tote Board is history.





If we're in first by then, the headlines will all revolve around a sub-.500 team leading the Wild Card.
Title: Re: Now Pitching For Your Chicago Cubs...
Post by: hostros7 on August 16, 2006, 01:03:01 pm
Quote:

Ryan O'Malley.

Goodie.  Rookie I've never heard of.  Swept at home by the Cubs.  Yeah, we're going to the playoffs.





Elaboration:  Swept at home by the Cubs with Oswalt, Clemens, Pettitte on the mound.
Title: Re: Our Chicago Cubs...
Post by: The Spleen on August 16, 2006, 06:50:41 pm
Yep.
We now have our very own Cubs to root for. The newest branch of a famous Chicago franchise.... just like that place you can find in all the mall food courts that sells those nasty ass hot dog salad things with the tomato and cucumber slices and other useless crap...

All the bad baseball you can eat... without the overpriced ducats and the three-hour plane ride...