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Title: New Alkie's Tote Board
Post by: Alkie on August 05, 2006, 11:19:30 am
I'm supposed to announce this or something in here.  So,  here it is.  There's a new Alkie's Tote Board.
Title: Re: New Alkie's Tote Board
Post by: Andyzipp on August 05, 2006, 11:28:42 am
The Link

That should help the lame and the ignorant.
Title: NewER Alkie's Tote Board - Sunday, August 6, 10:20am CDT
Post by: Alkie on August 06, 2006, 12:22:07 pm
Use the link above and scroll down, you lazy pinkos.
Title: Even NewER Alkie's Tote Board - Tuesday, August 8, 9:20am
Post by: Alkie on August 08, 2006, 11:23:32 am
Your week may now properly begin.
Title: Re: Even NewER Alkie's Tote Board - Tuesday, August 8, 9:20am
Post by: jaklewein on August 09, 2006, 10:54:50 am
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...I think it's working.  Keep it up Alkie.
Title: Re: Even NewER Alkie's Tote Board - Tuesday, August 8, 9:20am
Post by: ybbodeus on August 10, 2006, 03:58:16 pm
I like the board.  I'm still amazed that Colorado "pitched" its way out of the jam in which it found itself in the 8th.  Incredible.  Bomb the Ravine!
Title: Re: Even NewER Alkie's Tote Board - Tuesday, August 8, 9:20am
Post by: David in Jackson on August 17, 2006, 11:08:07 am
Like Clemens, Alkie may arrive late, but you can always count him to perform at a high level.
Title: Re: New Alkie's Tote Board
Post by: JaneDoe on August 23, 2006, 03:54:03 pm
quitter.
Title: Re: New Alkie's Tote Board
Post by: Alkie on August 23, 2006, 03:56:13 pm
I didn't lose the Tote Board on my own, this is a team game, and we decided as a team to end it.
Title: Re: New Alkie's Tote Board
Post by: JaneDoe on August 23, 2006, 03:59:55 pm
OK.  Quitters.


Make you feel better?
Title: Fine. Vote Now.
Post by: Alkie on August 23, 2006, 10:08:27 pm
We'll make this a democratic thing.  I've set up a poll in the Tote Board.  Everyone vote.

You want the Tote Board, you want a new feature we been kicking around called Alkie's Fables, or you want me to shut the fuck up?

Shutting the fuck up just means no more column, not "no more posting."

Good luck getting rid of me.
Title: Re: Fine. Vote Now.
Post by: Outlawscotty on August 24, 2006, 10:20:55 am
You can steer me who to cheer for, but you can't make me drink your beer recommendation.  Whats with the open ended poll on a time critcal subject?  I vote.....fables sans beer recommendation.
Title: Re: Fine. Vote Now.
Post by: Alkie on August 24, 2006, 10:30:26 am
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Whats with the open ended poll on a time critcal subject?



Simple.  I'll be out of the country from today at noon until Sunday night.  Once I get back, we'll see how the voting went (piss poor as of this writing, I might add) and then I'll get to work on the next column (or whatever you call it).

And you are free to ignore my beers and keeping drinking your sallypants American lager crapola.
Title: Re: Fine. Vote Now.
Post by: Outlawscotty on August 24, 2006, 10:47:20 am
Quote:

and then I'll get to work on the next column (or whatever you call it).



AhHa...rigged just as I thought.

Quote:

And you are free to ignore my beers and keeping drinking your sallypants American lager crapola.



at least it's not shirleyskirt American pilsner crapola.
Title: Re: Fine. Vote Now.
Post by: Alkie on August 24, 2006, 12:24:51 pm
Not rigged at all.  If people vote "shut the fuck up" I'll gladly stop writing for free.

I'd already like to thank whomever voted "shut the fuck up."
Title: Re: Fine. Vote Now.
Post by: Outlawscotty on August 24, 2006, 12:47:03 pm
For the record....it wasn't me
Title: Re: Fine. Vote Now.
Post by: astrox on August 24, 2006, 12:52:32 pm
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Not rigged at all.  If people vote "shut the fuck up" I'll gladly stop writing for free.

I'd already like to thank whomever voted "shut the fuck up."



In my defense, if the option was worded, "shut the fuck up" I certainly would not have voted that way...
Title: Re: Fine. Vote Now.
Post by: Alkie on August 24, 2006, 09:52:26 pm
Oh, that was you?  Thanks man, duly noted.