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Title: Brewers
Post by: Taras Bulba on February 07, 2006, 06:01:22 pm
Jerry Crasnick at espn.com thinks the Brewers will be the "surprise" team in the NL this season.  Prominently credited was former RR coach, Mike Maddux.  Though Crasnick cites Maddux's ability with young pitchers as a big plus, I'm thinking it's really those tingly massages he gives to aching hurlers on every mound visit.  "Oh, boy, here comes Coach Mike.  He'll make me feel all better."

I kind of like the Brewers and Ned Yost--they battle.  But most of all, I like that the Cubs finished staring straight up at Bernie Brewers big fat butt.
Title: Re: Brewers
Post by: David in Jackson on February 07, 2006, 06:06:35 pm
It's pretty easy, I think, to say the Brewers may surprise.  If they do well, and by well I mean actually contend into September, you're a genius.  If they don't, they're the Brewers.
Title: Re: Brewers
Post by: JimR on February 08, 2006, 05:38:02 pm
shoot, i thought this was a beer thread.
Title: Re: Brewers
Post by: VirtualBob on February 08, 2006, 09:18:56 pm
Quote:

shoot, i thought this was a beer thread.



Are you really that bored?  :-)
Title: Re: Brewers
Post by: JimR on February 09, 2006, 11:52:29 am
beer threads are a TZ tradition, but yes, i am.
Title: Re: Brewers
Post by: S.P. Rodriguez on February 09, 2006, 02:22:34 pm
If you are really bored, you can try  this.  It may not cure boredome but it will lull you into a trance like state!  Reminds me of Tetris back in the day....
Title: Re: Brewers
Post by: jwhudson on February 09, 2006, 03:44:57 pm
I didn't have enough patience for this past 12 seconds, besides it hard to focus when your pouring up the beer.
Title: Re: Brewers
Post by: das on February 13, 2006, 03:55:45 pm
You suck.  My productivity just bottomed out.
Title: Re: Brewers
Post by: homer on February 13, 2006, 04:16:52 pm
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You suck.  My productivity just bottomed out.



You suck. I had forgotten about this, but since you bumped the thread I am now sucked back in.
Title: Re: Brewers
Post by: JaneDoe on February 13, 2006, 04:45:52 pm
So....What's your record?
Title: Re: Brewers
Post by: BizidyDizidy on February 13, 2006, 04:47:58 pm
I can get in the 18s fairly consistently but then it speeds way the hell up.

Edit: Right after I put that I got 19.128
Title: Re: Brewers
Post by: homer on February 13, 2006, 04:50:07 pm
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So....What's your record?



Low 19's consistently. Bastards.
Title: Re: Brewers
Post by: Señor Stan on February 13, 2006, 11:50:30 pm
Can get into the low 21s but haven't broken 22.
Title: Re: Brewers
Post by: Jacksonian on February 14, 2006, 12:44:09 am
39.106
Title: Re: Brewers
Post by: S.P. Rodriguez on February 14, 2006, 09:44:06 am
By the way, the person who gave this to me said it's similar to a program used to identify and train helicopter pilots in the military.  However, successful candidates have to survive over 2 minutes.  My personal best was about 20 seconds, which is supposed to be pretty good for your average person.  That makes Jacksonian a bit of a freak!
Title: Re: Brewers
Post by: Andyzipp on February 14, 2006, 09:53:45 am
47.61

But I'm on cold medication.