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Title: Caption Competition
Post by: Limey on January 27, 2006, 05:24:28 pm
Here's the photo.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Limey on January 27, 2006, 05:25:34 pm
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Here's the photo.


Here's my effort:

"Nomar Garciappara pulls his Hamm string."
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: lc_db on January 27, 2006, 05:31:46 pm
Introducing MLB's new poster boy for the Oil Seed Crushing industry.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: EasTexAstro on January 27, 2006, 05:37:51 pm
Try as he might, the high note in the Star Spangled Banner was too much.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: EasTexAstro on January 27, 2006, 05:53:38 pm
Nomar wasn't laughing that day as his pre-at-bat ritual got a little out of hand....
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: EasTexAstro on January 27, 2006, 05:54:49 pm
Sadly, even thinking aboiut watching his wife's favorite sport was enough to bring on narcolepsy.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: EasTexAstro on January 27, 2006, 05:58:32 pm
Asked about the Cubs' chances, Nomar just curled up in the fetal position and cried.
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Post by: EasTexAstro on January 27, 2006, 06:01:01 pm
Itching powder in the jockstrap SOUNDED like a funny joke.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: NeilT on January 27, 2006, 06:03:59 pm
Nomar demonstrates for little leaguers everywhere the danger of improper use of safety equipment.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Señor Stan on January 27, 2006, 06:16:19 pm
NOOOOOOO!!! LEFTYYYYYYY!!!!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: MusicMan on January 27, 2006, 06:19:17 pm
If sorry... but the line has been crossed.

How can any self-respecting man look at that picture and *laugh*???
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: pravata on January 27, 2006, 06:22:31 pm
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Here's the photo.



Nomar Garciaparra, in a flash of precognition, suddenly realizes he will soon share an infield with Jeff Kent.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Limey on January 27, 2006, 06:25:26 pm
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If sorry... but the line has been crossed.

How can any self-respecting man look at that picture and *laugh*???


When one dons a Cubs' uniform, all bets are off.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: NeilT on January 27, 2006, 06:26:52 pm
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If sorry... but the line has been crossed.

How can any self-respecting man look at that picture and *laugh*???



How can any self-respecting man look at a picture of a Cubs uniform and not laugh?
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Jacksonian on January 27, 2006, 06:32:09 pm
After catching a hard-on thinking about the Cubs post-season chances, Nomar could only come up with blue balls.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Limey on January 27, 2006, 06:38:26 pm
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How can any self-respecting man look at a picture of a Cubs uniform and not laugh?


Right.  It's tradition.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Fredia on January 27, 2006, 08:09:23 pm
the cubs finally came up with a way to get nomar on the field in his cubs uni by dragging him from bed while stil sleepin.
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Post by: UpTooLate on January 27, 2006, 09:26:02 pm
Nomar attempts mating with a ceiling fan and finds out the parts  really don't fit.

see: Dodgers
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: jaklewein on January 28, 2006, 11:20:15 am
This is a picture of Nomar participating in a game of charades.  The card he drew had "John Wayne Bobbitt" written on it.
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Post by: Señor Stan on January 28, 2006, 12:32:50 pm
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This is a picture of Nomar participating in a game of charades.  The card he drew had "John Wayne Bobbitt" written on it.



Q: What's the difference between Lorena and John Wayne Bobbitt?


A: Lorena is crazy.  John is just nuts.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on January 28, 2006, 02:36:46 pm
Nomar: Mia, I said a gerbil, not a porcupine.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Clobbit on January 30, 2006, 12:21:29 am
2006 NLCS...

...and as the final strike was called, Nomar's prophecy of pigs flying out of his butt if the Astros won the series began to be fulfilled...
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: MikeyBoy on January 30, 2006, 08:57:51 am
Exhibit A: Why  not  to marry an Olympic female soccer player, and then cheat on her.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: jaklewein on January 30, 2006, 01:06:05 pm
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Exhibit A: Why  not  to marry an Olympic female soccer player, and then cheat on her.



You've got my vote.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Gizzmonic on January 30, 2006, 02:12:50 pm
Lookie!  I used the "word bubble" icon for my post!

Now, let's get offtopic...why the hell would the Dodgers play Kent at second and Nomar at first?  Kent played 1B several times last season when strikeout machine Hee Sop Choi was hurt-I seriously doubt he'd object to playing 1st at this point in his career.