Post by: Bitter Bob on October 21, 2005, 03:35:06 pm
The stadium microphone crackles with an announcement. "Ladies and gentlemen, please stand up, salute the flag and join Houston's very own recording legend in today's singing of the national anthem."
And out strollz Oh You F#cking Know It!!!
Now the crowd is in a total frenzy and the White Sox have no chance. This absolutely needs to happen.
Post by: T. J. on October 21, 2005, 03:43:27 pm
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Nervous tension is evident as the full-house crowd is going absolutely bezerker.
My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker
The Berserker is just so obscene
Likes evil people you know what I mean
He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
He'll steal your heart
Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
Post by: jasonact on October 21, 2005, 04:01:24 pm
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The setting - Pregame ceremonies, Game 3 of the World Series at Minute Maid Park. Both teams assume their positions on opposite baselines. Nervous tension is evident as the full-house crowd is going absolutely bezerker.
The stadium microphone crackles with an announcement. "Ladies and gentlemen, please stand up, salute the flag and join Houston's very own recording legend in today's singing of the national anthem."
And out strollz Oh You F#cking Know It!!!
Now the crowd is in a total frenzy and the White Sox have no chance. This absolutely needs to happen.
Total frenzy? I think not. Who is this hoodlum, and does he have the proper vocal range to sing the national anthem?
The Houston Astros Club of Baseball Atheletics is a first-rate organization. We will not tolerate your ragamuffins or scallywags representing our team, city, state, and country in this way!
...(and what's with the Notre Dame medallion?)
Post by: MikeScuff on October 21, 2005, 04:07:03 pm
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The setting - Pregame ceremonies, Game 3 of the World Series at Minute Maid Park. Both teams assume their positions on opposite baselines. Nervous tension is evident as the full-house crowd is going absolutely bezerker.
The stadium microphone crackles with an announcement. "Ladies and gentlemen, please stand up, salute the flag and join Houston's very own recording legend in today's singing of the national anthem."
And out strollz Oh You F#cking Know It!!!
Now the crowd is in a total frenzy and the White Sox have no chance. This absolutely needs to happen.
Total frenzy? I think not. Who is this hoodlum, and does he have the proper vocal range to sing the national anthem?
The Houston Astros Club of Baseball Atheletics is a first-rate organization. We will not tolerate your ragamuffins or scallywags representing our team, city, state, and country in this way!
...(and what's with the Notre Dame medallion?)
??? Doesn't he look like a certified and bonafide Fighting Irish grad to you???? He may drop a "Yeah...Hell Yeah" in after "Rockets Red Glare"!
Post by: jasonact on October 21, 2005, 04:11:08 pm
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The setting - Pregame ceremonies, Game 3 of the World Series at Minute Maid Park. Both teams assume their positions on opposite baselines. Nervous tension is evident as the full-house crowd is going absolutely bezerker.
The stadium microphone crackles with an announcement. "Ladies and gentlemen, please stand up, salute the flag and join Houston's very own recording legend in today's singing of the national anthem."
And out strollz Oh You F#cking Know It!!!
Now the crowd is in a total frenzy and the White Sox have no chance. This absolutely needs to happen.
Total frenzy? I think not. Who is this hoodlum, and does he have the proper vocal range to sing the national anthem?
The Houston Astros Club of Baseball Atheletics is a first-rate organization. We will not tolerate your ragamuffins or scallywags representing our team, city, state, and country in this way!
...(and what's with the Notre Dame medallion?)
??? Doesn't he look like a certified and bonafide Fighting Irish grad to you???? He may drop a "Yeah...Hell Yeah" in after "Rockets Red Glare"!
Well, now, if he was wearing the Crest of the Harvard Crimson, then that might be a different story.
Post by: JimR on October 21, 2005, 04:21:47 pm
Post by: Bitter Bob on October 21, 2005, 05:05:43 pm
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Who is this hoodlum, and does he have the proper vocal range to sing the national anthem?
Range??? You obviously have never heard his sentimental duet with Beyonce Knowles. A masterpiece if there ever was one.
This is not that song but great stuff never the less:
I'm reppin' H-Town til the day that I die.
When you look in my eyes you can tell that I'm high.
You can talk the talk,
But you can't walk the walk
When it's time to ride, n!gga I won't get caught.
Represent!!!
Post by: jasonact on October 21, 2005, 05:07:08 pm
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Who is this hoodlum, and does he have the proper vocal range to sing the national anthem?
Range??? You obviously have never heard his sentimental duet with Beyonce Knowles. A masterpiece if there ever was one.
This is not that song but great stuff never the less:
I'm reppin' H-Town til the day that I die.
When you look in my eyes you can tell that I'm high.
You can talk the talk,
But you can't walk the walk
When it's time to ride, n!gga I won't get caught.
Represent!!!
Okay. I'm now with Jim. Bomb the thread.
Post by: Bitter Bob on October 21, 2005, 05:36:19 pm
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Okay. I'm now with Jim. Bomb the thread.
Racist.
Post by: JimR on October 21, 2005, 05:52:06 pm
Post by: cougar on October 22, 2005, 03:20:42 am
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Nervous tension is evident as the full-house crowd is going absolutely bezerker.
My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker
The Berserker is just so obscene
Likes evil people you know what I mean
He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
He'll steal your heart
Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
"Did he just say making fuck?"
God, I'm having a Clerks jones now.
Post by: Which One's Pink? on October 22, 2005, 07:04:20 am