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Title: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: pravata on October 18, 2005, 01:48:18 am
Sack up you bunch of candyasses.
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: InRoyWeTrust on October 18, 2005, 01:49:23 am
amen
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: Nate in IA on October 18, 2005, 01:51:45 am
Damn straight.
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: UpTooLate on October 18, 2005, 01:54:39 am
Good point.  I guess that rules out crawling into the fetal postion and mumbling incoherently.
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: Greg M on October 18, 2005, 01:56:10 am
The way I look at it, we've been blessed by the BBG by giving us more exciting palyoff baseball.  Oswalt vs Mulder should be a great matchup.  Roy was nails in his last start.  Bully will be fresh.
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: BudGirl on October 18, 2005, 01:56:13 am
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Sack up you bunch of candyasses.




Say it again brother.
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: Golden Sombrero on October 18, 2005, 01:56:24 am
Right on.  The Cards didn't give up, and they were down to a single out.  You had better believe that the 'Stros are not about to do fatalistic on us when we've got potentially two full games to eke out the W.
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: No? in Austin on October 18, 2005, 01:59:41 am
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The way I look at it, we've been blessed by the BBG by giving us more exciting palyoff baseball.  Oswalt vs Mulder should be a great matchup.  Roy was nails in his last start.  Bully will be fresh.




Yes, but it could even be sweeter if Clemens won in seven and also dotted a few guys on his way out.  And then Lidge strikes out Pooholes to end it all.

And not one fan nor media nor player for the Co-ards can say that they lost because of an umpire.  That excuse is long gone now and so is the "we're walking wounded".  All those excuses were in vogue as of tonight and ready to be tossed at this series as reasons why an inferior team like Houston beat St. Louis.

No. More.
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: Tralfaz on October 18, 2005, 02:01:15 am
There's a certain quote from one Rudy T. that all should adopt as a personal mantra for the next two days.  It starts with "Never doubt....."
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: Rosalie on October 18, 2005, 11:58:53 am
 
  Long time lurker, first time poster here.
   I say HELL YEAH! this is the post I was looking for when I logged on this morning.THIS is what I needed to hear. No candyass shit, we are ASTROS fans damnit! This just means more baseball to watch and I for one wasnt looking forward to listening to the jakes bitching about getting beat by the umps for the next 3 decades anyway.
   Thank you for your short and to the point post Pravata. Candyass mode is now a memory......GO ASTROS!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: HudsonHawk on October 18, 2005, 12:00:23 pm
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  Long time lurker, first time poster here.
   I say HELL YEAH! this is the post I was looking for when I logged on this morning.THIS is what I needed to hear. No candyass shit, we are ASTROS fans damnit! This just means more baseball to watch and I for one wasnt looking forward to listening to the jakes bitching about getting beat by the umps for the next 3 decades anyway.
   Thank you for your short and to the point post Pravata. Candyass mode is now a memory......GO ASTROS!!!!!!!





Strong first offering.  Welcome to the clique.
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: Depot Stove on October 18, 2005, 12:12:54 pm
right on
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: OldBlevins on October 18, 2005, 12:15:37 pm
Yes, sir.  Yesterday sucked, but it's over and tomorrow is another day.
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: drew corleone on October 18, 2005, 12:20:12 pm
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There's a certain quote from one Rudy T. that all should adopt as a personal mantra for the next two days.  It starts with "Never doubt....."




Not really a Rockets fan, but wasn't it "Never underestimate..."?
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: JGrave on October 18, 2005, 12:22:37 pm
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There's a certain quote from one Rudy T. that all should adopt as a personal mantra for the next two days.  It starts with "Never doubt....."




Not really a Rockets fan, but wasn't it "Never underestimate..."?





"Never *hiccup* misunderestimate..."
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: JackAstro on October 18, 2005, 01:01:00 pm
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  Long time lurker, first time poster here.
   I say HELL YEAH! this is the post I was looking for when I logged on this morning.THIS is what I needed to hear. No candyass shit, we are ASTROS fans damnit! This just means more baseball to watch and I for one wasnt looking forward to listening to the jakes bitching about getting beat by the umps for the next 3 decades anyway.
   Thank you for your short and to the point post Pravata. Candyass mode is now a memory......GO ASTROS!!!!!!!





There you go. That's more fucking like it.

Do you see that post? THAT POST RIGHT THERE? If you're going to crawl out of the woodwork late in the game, that's exactly how it's done. My faith in Clarks is wholly and completely restored.
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: Depot Stove on October 18, 2005, 01:02:54 pm
He also slurred, uh, said, "this team has balls...big balls!". Just as appropriate.
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: Bill McLuggage on October 18, 2005, 03:19:53 pm
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Do you see that post? THAT POST RIGHT THERE? If you're going to crawl out of the woodwork late in the game, that's exactly how it's done. My faith in Clarks is wholly and completely restored.






You can tell Rosalie is about to get on a hot streak now that she's going to the opposite field.
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: Rosalie on October 18, 2005, 09:40:55 pm

  Thanks for the welcome. Astros fans are few and far between here in Florida, so this site has been an oasis for me to come to for quite some time now. Thanks for being here.
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: David in Jackson on October 18, 2005, 10:36:00 pm
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Sack up you bunch of candyasses.


 

You don't get to be a Double Secret Super Pope by playing grabass.  Jim R couldn't have said it better.
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: Ty in Tampa on October 19, 2005, 08:50:52 am
Welcome Rosalie. I have to ask, where are you in Florida?
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: SeƱor Stan on October 19, 2005, 10:30:14 am
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Sack up you bunch of candyasses.




Normally I avoid all forms of media after an Astros loss, especially one of this magnitude.  Not this time.  I forced myself to watch every damn Pujols highlight every damn time it came on. (Is it just me, or does he look like that Nazi dude stepping over a cowering Uphman after stabbing Mellish?)

I also subjected myself to radio updates every 20 minutes for about 4 hours yesterday evening, all featuring Pujol's blast.
I am now innoculated against anything the Jakes can bring.

If someone told you on May 24th that the Astros would be playing Game 6 against the Jakes with a 3-2 series lead and a fully rested Roy and Rajah in the wings, would you take it?  Hell yes.  Go Astros.  Drop the soupbone.
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: das on October 19, 2005, 10:45:55 am
Hey, Ty.  Keep an wary eye on Wilma.  Will likely go south of you and be much weaker but, damn, she's a sight to behold right now.
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: Ty in Tampa on October 19, 2005, 11:03:23 am
Oh yeah. Got the plywood and beer within easy reach. I sure don't want to have to deal with her.
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: Ty in Tampa on October 19, 2005, 11:18:51 am
I watched my recording of the top of the 9th this morning. I'm ready!
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: EasTexAstro on October 19, 2005, 11:31:50 am
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I watched my recording of the top of the 9th this morning. I'm ready!




I can top that. I read Ortiz before I finished my first cup of coffee. I figure we will get to see more than one replay of Sunday's top of the 9th tonight.
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: Mike S on October 19, 2005, 11:36:11 am
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Hey, Ty.  Keep an wary eye on Wilma.  Will likely go south of you and be much weaker but, damn, she's a sight to behold right now.




Das, are you at NOAA in Silver Spring?
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: austro on October 19, 2005, 11:42:20 am
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Hey, Ty.  Keep an wary eye on Wilma.  Will likely go south of you and be much weaker but, damn, she's a sight to behold right now.




Das: I don't remember ever hearing of a storm going from Cat 1 to Cat 5 in less than a day (and maybe it really went from mildly organized TS to Cat 5 in less than 24 hours?).  Am I just not paying attention, or is this truly exceptional?
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on October 19, 2005, 12:12:24 pm
A great philosopher once said:
"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.  And I'm all out of bubble gum."
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: Andyzipp on October 19, 2005, 12:13:14 pm
Possibly the only time Rowdy Roddy Piper has been refered to as a philosopher.
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: das on October 19, 2005, 12:56:09 pm
Research Meteorologist for Lockheed Martin in Downtown DC.
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: das on October 19, 2005, 01:03:39 pm
Utterly unprecendented.  60mph TS to 175mph Cat5 storm in 26 hours.  The physics involved were unbeleivable.  The eye was as small at 4mi in diameter at times.  That means the storm cells were circling an area the size of the Houston Central Business District every 4min25sec.
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: Rosalie on October 19, 2005, 04:50:55 pm
 
  I am in Vero Beach. Keeping an eye on hurricane Wilma.
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: EasTexAstro on October 19, 2005, 04:52:35 pm
Turn your back on Wilma and start running.

das never misses a prediction.
Title: Words to remember
Post by: David in Jackson on October 24, 2005, 11:09:57 am
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Sack up you bunch of candyasses.




Words to remember
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on October 24, 2005, 11:30:51 am
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Sack up you bunch of candyasses.


 

You don't get to be a Double Secret Super Pope by playing grabass.  Jim R couldn't have said it better.





It may be a cliche, I'm reminded of something my grandmother used to tell me:

"When life hands you a lemon, you take our your sharpest kitchen knife and cut the eyeballs out of your enemey, squeeze the juice from the lemon into the bleeding sockets until the screams hurt your ears.  Then you stuff the lemon in their mouth to quiet them up and kick them in the nuts."

Granny had a way with words.

GO ASTROS!!!!! IT'S NUT-CUTTIN' TIME!!!!!
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: Kent's Moustache on October 24, 2005, 01:14:23 pm
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Possibly the only time Rowdy Roddy Piper has been refered to as a philosopher.



Perhaps, but I and others frequently cite the following line from that great 20th Century philosopher, Ric "The Nature Boy" Flair:

"To BE the man, you gotta' BEAT the man!  WHOO!"

Wisdom like Socrates.
Title: Re: Jesus Mary and Joseph
Post by: Anit on October 24, 2005, 01:15:55 pm
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"When life hands you a lemon, you take our your sharpest kitchen knife and cut the eyeballs out of your enemey, squeeze the juice from the lemon into the bleeding sockets until the screams hurt your ears.  Then you stuff the lemon in their mouth to quiet them up and kick them in the nuts."




beautiful..just beautiful