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There are times when beer must be in a can. When tubing. At certain outdoor events. Shoved up a dead chicken's ass before you put him on your smoker.
What beers are good in a can?
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Tecate. That is the one beer I can think of that I prefer in the can instead of the bottle.
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There are times when beer must be in a can. When tubing. At certain outdoor events. Shoved up a dead chicken's ass before you put him on your smoker.
What beers are good in a can?
None are good in a can, but I'd say get whatever you normally drink. I don't allow bottles around the pool, which means pouring into a plastic cup or cans. I can never find Shiner Blonde in a can. I know, none of this helps you.
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What beers are good in a can?
Heineken, is not bad in their "NEW" can, I prefer my Pearl Beer in a can as well.
...Possibly the biggest downgrade from bottle to can is Corona...It's really bad, Stay away from it at all cost...It's like having Sex with a Fat Cub's fan.
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I can never find Shiner Blonde in a can.
Did you ask about this before? I knew I had seen it, but I could never remember where. Then I saw it again, but didn't know who to PM.
Anyway, they seem to have it pretty regularly at Grapevine Market here in Austin. I don't know if you have one of those in Houston or not.
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...Possibly the biggest downgrade from bottle to can is Corona...
That's like saying dogshit tastes better on fine china than on a paper plate.
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Atlas Prager
Carling Black label
Hamm's
Olympia
Blatz
Jax
Falstaff
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Olympia
Is this a joke, or have you recently had electroshock therapy?
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...Possibly the biggest downgrade from bottle to can is Corona...
That's like saying dogshit tastes better on fine china than on a paper plate.
Duh! Of course dogshit tastes better when served on fine china.
Corona is not a great beer, but it's not THAT bad. Like if I go to someone's house and they say "you wanna beer?", and I say "sure". If they bring out a Corona, it ain't gonna kill me.
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What beers are good in a can?
Extremely cold beer.
Beer so cold that it is icy.
Beer so cold that it is too cold to taste it.
Otherwise, you have to go bottled.
Seriously, if I am drinking a beer from a can, I am not expecting much in the way of flavor. Just cold suds.
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I like Tecate, as well. I think it's pretty good for Beer Can Chicken. If it is the right atmosphere, I enjoy a Lone Star. Not that it's good beer mind you, but that it's a Lone Star. Dos Equis in a can is pretty good, but damned expensive.
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There are times when beer must be in a can. When tubing. At certain outdoor events. Shoved up a dead chicken's ass before you put him on your smoker.
What beers are good in a can?
Boddington's and Guiness are very acceptable in a can as they have the widget inside that infuses the beer when you open it. Otherwise, I agree that Heineken is ok in a can but the general rule is that beer in cans sucks.
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Olympia
Is this a joke, or have you recently had electroshock therapy?
It's the water.
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There are times when beer must be in a can. When tubing. At certain outdoor events. Shoved up a dead chicken's ass before you put him on your smoker.
What beers are good in a can?
Boddington's and Guiness are very acceptable in a can as they have the widget inside that infuses the beer when you open it. Otherwise, I agree that Heineken is ok in a can but the general rule is that beer in cans sucks.
Somebody beat me to it, but I would definitely vote for Guiness in a can ... their patented plastic whateveritis in the can makes it taste almost as good as on tap, while the bottled version tastes dead.
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Somebody beat me to it, but I would definitely vote for Guiness in a can ... their patented plastic whateveritis in the can makes it taste almost as good as on tap, while the bottled version tastes dead.
Stop me if I'm wrong, but doesn't Guinness come with the widget in the bottle too? I could of sworn it was in there the last time I treated myself...
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Stop me if I'm wrong, but doesn't Guinness come with the widget in the bottle too? I could of sworn it was in there the last time I treated myself...
Yes, now it does. I think that's a relatively recent development.
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Heineken, is not bad in their "NEW" can, I prefer my Pearl Beer in a can as well.
I do not believe the words "prefer" and "Pearl Beer" have been used in the same sentence in all of recorded human history.
You should be very proud of yourself.
I think.
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I like Tecate, if you have to drink beer in a can. If it's hot and I'm beer thirsty, I could drink Milwaukee's Beast Light and enjoy it. But if I got a choice, I'd go with Tecate.
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If it's hot and I'm beer thirsty, I could drink Milwaukee's Beast Light and enjoy it. But if I got a choice, I'd go with Tecate.
I'd go with thirst.
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Headache-cold Lonestar in a can tastes great on a dizzying hot day. I'm surprised you people don't know this.
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Miller High Life. Tallboys.
For beer twat chicken, I have found a malt liquor (any brand) gives the best flavor.
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HE DRANK PEARL IN A CAN AND JACK DANIELS BLACK
CHEWED TOBACCO FROM A MAIL POUCH SACK
HAD AN OLD DOG THAT WAS TRAINED TO ATTACK
SOMETIMES
HE'D GET DRUNK AND MEAN AS A RATTLESNAKE
AND THERE WASN'T TOO MUCH THAT HE WOULD TAKE
FROM A STRANGER
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Yes, now it does. I think that's a relatively recent development.
BRILLIANT!
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There are times when beer must be in a can. When tubing. At certain outdoor events. Shoved up a dead chicken's ass before you put him on your smoker.
What beers are good in a can?
PBR, man. PBR...