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General Discussion => Game Zone 2019 => Topic started by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on July 11, 2019, 07:09:23 pm
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Lance Lynn must weigh 290 or so.
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Is Jessica Mendoza really trying to tell me that AJ Hinch didn't know who Brantley was until last years ASG?
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Wow incredible play by bregman
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Framber getting his meltdown out of the way early
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Framber getting his shit kicked in. 4-0, Rangers still batting in the 1st...
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Wow incredible play by bregman
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Everything else this inning... is pretty shit
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Bummer.
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Fucking hell
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Luhnow is losing trade leverage every time Framber goes out there.
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The Astros are going to have to vaunt like hell to get by until starting pitching help arrives. Right now, this is a three man rotation with no real answers for #4 and #5.
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That's it for Valdez. Doesnt even get through one inning. Devo in with the bases loaded...
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I think we’ve probably seen the last of Valdez this season. He’s dealt or stays in Round Rock.
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Bad luck or not, 2/3 of an inning is grade A horse shit.
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Bad luck or not, 2/3 of an inning is grade A horse shit.
More like grade C.
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Framber got distracted by the Rockets trading for Westbrook
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More like grade C.
Whatever grade, it's a show that travels.
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D-E-V-O
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Framber got distracted by the Rockets trading for Westbrook
I just saw that. I hope that OKC is also throwing in a shitload of basketballs, because they're going to need them.
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I just saw that. I hope that OKC is also throwing in a shitload of basketballs, because they're going to need them.
I really hope I'm wrong but, this will be an absolute trainwreck
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Is the Westbrook thing completed?
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I really hope I'm wrong but, this will be an absolute trainwreck
Except that trainwrecks can be interesting.
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White sucks!
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I'm so fucking tired of Tyler White.
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Hi, I'm Tyler White. I miss fastballs professionally.
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Goddamn, White. That ball what a foot above the zone.
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He missed the fattest pitch of the year.
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Strike 2 was so tailor made for White to park.
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Strike 2 was so tailor made for White to park.
2-1 fastball right down the center of the plate and he's not ready to hit.
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What are the chances that Devinski will give them a scoreless inning much less three up three down?
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I'll bet Sneed can play first. I know Kemp can.
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Two years ago I never would have believed that JD Davis was going to wind up being more useful than Tyler White.
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I'll bet Sneed can play first. I know Kemp can.
Alvarez is the only one we know of who can't possibly, under any circumstances, play first base.
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I got nothing against Mendoza but I just hate Matt Vajcursing and Alex Rodriguez.
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I sure am glad that the Astros scheduled a friendly before the season gets back going tomorrow
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What are the chances that Devinski will give them a scoreless inning much less three up three down?
I'll take it.
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If the Astros had not swung at a pitch this game, they'd have two runs already.
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Fuck that shit!
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Strike 3 and ball 3 were the exact same pitch and location blue
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Nice at bat by Alvarez after getting down 0-2.
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Bring on the robots. That's fucking ridiculous.
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Well congratulations, HPU.
That shitty call is the first that got a reaction from Alvarez in his young career.
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Fucking ump taking the bat out of the kid's hands.
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Mike Winters just buttfucked Alvarez. That was a brutal strike 3.
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And fuckstick Odor takes one right on the black at the knees for a ball.
Fuck you, Winters.
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Rangers have been contemplating sending Odor to the minors.
So of course he has 2 doubles tonight.
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Sneed is fucking terrible. How the fuck is he in the big leagues?
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Also, I wasn't at a computer to post it earlier, but fuck Tyler White for his fucking bullshit at bat with 2 on and 1 out in the 2nd.
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Did Vaswhatever really just say "soft white underbelly"?
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Also, I wasn't at a computer to post it earlier, but fuck Tyler White for his fucking bullshit at bat with 2 on and 1 out in the 2nd.
We knew you were thinking it.
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WHAT. THE. FUCK. WAS. THAT. PITCH?
Jesus Christ, the Rangers schlub posse is teeing off.
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Fuck this game.
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Did Vaswhatever really just say "soft white underbelly"?
Blue Oyster Cult's original name was Soft White Underbelly.
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Arod very well might be the worst commentator to ever call a game. Jesus Fucking Christ, what a fucking idiot.
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I broke my nose once on a bad hop to the face.
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Bregman takes one on the chin. Leaves the game.
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I broke my nose once on a bad hop to the face.
At least as a catcher I got to wear a mask.
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As if this game needed to get worse
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No Chicklets.
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They just called Tyler White a utility guy.
Holy fuck, the only person on this broadcast with even an iota of a brain is Jessica Mendoza.
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Hahaha White is a "utility guy" according these dumbasses
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Looking for some big innings from White and Stassi tonight.
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As if this game season needed to get worse
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Don't expect an IL stint or anything. But Bregman's face was bleeding. He had to come out.
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That last pitch by Sneed looked pretty sharp.
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Young Cy finds the plate!
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GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING WASTE OF HUMAN FUCKING SKIN!
Fuck Tyler White. Worthless as fuck.
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I wish I didn't have to see White bat again.
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This is sum booooollllllsheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyt
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Pitchers know there's no risk throwing fastballs over the heart of the plate to White. So they do.
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Gallo might be too verbose and loquacious for a microphone.
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Young Cy looked like a real live pitcher that inning. Nice play by Yuli.
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Pitchers know there's no risk throwing fastballs over the heart of the plate to White. So they do.
He's a sanctuary hitter.
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He's a sanctuary hitter.
You mean like Quasimodo?
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Bregman takes one on the chin. Leaves the game.
That run-saving play he made in the first was freaking awesome.
Shitty that things got worse from there.
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Chris Woodward is so much better than Banny. Do they call him "Woody"?
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Chris Woodward is so much better than Banny. Do they call him "Woody"?
Yes, they do
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Watching this game I find it hard to believe the Astros have won a single game all season. They are, as a group, swinging at pitches that are helmet high consistently.
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STOP SWINGING AT BALLS 3 FEET OUT OF THE ZONE AND START CRUSHING FASTBALLS DOWN THE MIDDLE! GODDAMNIT
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SWING AT PITCHES IN THE ZONE!!!
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Every fucking pitch is either right down the middle or 3 feet out of the zone and the Astros "can't" hit him. Jesus fucking christ why am I even still watching this game
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I'm going away for 10 days and won't be able to watch. Maybe that'll help.
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If I couldn't see the score I'd think this was about a 10 or 12 run game
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That last pitch by Sneed looked pretty sharp.
Almost 4 innings w/ 63 pitches so far.
He stopped the bleeding; now if the bats can start lighting up.
Crickets..................
Come on, guys.
At least root for Snead, and for someone to ruin the SO.
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Man, Sneed pitched his ass off.
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Yes. Sneed did a great job saving the pen some innings at the start of a long series.
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Any word on Bregman?
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Any word on Bregman?
Four stitches, unsure of status for tomorrow.
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Four stitches, unsure of status for tomorrow.
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TY
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I hope the Rangers' new stadium isn't as much of a house of horrors as this shithole.
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Any word on Bregman?
Showed up late and wondered why Straw was dubbed in the box score. What happened?
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Showed up late and wondered why Straw was dubbed in the box score. What happened?
A scorcher, bad-hop clocked him on the chin.
He tried to make a play but just turned aside, squatted, and held his head.
He left groggy, moving his jaw, and rubbing below his left ear, as he walked on on his own.
It is an mlb.com (https://www.mlb.com/gameday/astros-vs-rangers/2019/07/11/566810#game_state=final,game_tab=videos,game=566810) "highlight."