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Title: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 07:16:26 pm
Cole with 2 Ks and an F9 in thre first.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 07:22:06 pm
First pitch F9 from Springer,  first pitch grounder to 2nd for Josh.   Bregman took a couple of barely strikes, worked a full count,  then grounded out to short.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Tom Servo on May 11, 2019, 07:29:03 pm
There's a game within a game going on between Pence and Reddick.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: moriartp on May 11, 2019, 07:29:56 pm
My fiancée seeing Pence hit for the first time: “He looks like a malfunctioning robot up there.”
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 07:33:22 pm
Gallo Ks on 99 mph cheese (foul tip, full count)
Pence homers to right on a very poorly located FB
Odor Ks on 99 mph high cheese
Cabrera frozen by a slider

Rangers up 1-0
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: MRaup on May 11, 2019, 07:34:05 pm
Someone please explain to me why the Astros keep giving Pence cookies to drive?
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 07:35:50 pm
My fiancée seeing Pence hit for the first time: “He looks like a malfunctioning robot up there.”

He's a push puppet:

https://giphy.com/gifs/puppet-mhR9YXztKYGYM (https://giphy.com/gifs/puppet-mhR9YXztKYGYM)
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 07:37:08 pm
Someone please explain to me why the Astros keep giving Pence cookies to drive?

He swung at one pitch directly over his shoelaces and another 3 inches over his head.

Then Cole split the plate.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 07:43:50 pm
Brantley F9
Correa Ks (foul tip)
Yuli singles thru the left side
White flies out to right

Still 1-0
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: MRaup on May 11, 2019, 07:44:28 pm
Tyler White got 3 fat pitches to hit. He fouled off two and lofted the last one to right for an easy out.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 07:50:33 pm
K, popup, K.

7 Ks for Cole.

But 1-0 dingleberries.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: hostros7 on May 11, 2019, 07:51:56 pm
My fiancée seeing Pence hit for the first time: “He looks like a malfunctioning robot up there.”

Congrats on your upcoming sex.


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Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: hostros7 on May 11, 2019, 07:52:56 pm
Someone please explain to me why the Astros keep giving Pence cookies to drive?

Perhaps he invites them all over to his gamer bar to play fortnight post-game?


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Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 07:58:35 pm
Chirinos flies out to the freaking wall in CF
Díaz F7
Springer doubles to left
Reddick Ks swinging
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 08:12:28 pm
Santana singles to center
Andrus grounds out 5-3, Santana running on the play safe at 3rd
Gallo Ks swinging
Pence Ks swinging at filth

Mid 4
Still 1-0
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 08:13:40 pm
Nice job by Cole to strand Santana at 3rd.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: hostros7 on May 11, 2019, 08:18:46 pm
Brantley shot a laser over the wall


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Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 08:21:30 pm
Bregman fouls off some meatballs then Ks on a curve
Brantley homers on a liner to right (18 degrees,  never higher than 40 feet off the ground)
Correa F7 in front of the bullpen
Gurriel lines out to short

Tied 1-1 thru 4.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 08:28:22 pm
Odor Ks looking
Cabrera F8
Guzman Ks swinging

Mid 5
Tied at 1

Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: MRaup on May 11, 2019, 08:32:40 pm
DREW SMYLY FUCKING SUCKS!

STOP TAKING FUCKING SLOP AND HIT THE BALL!
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 08:43:06 pm
DREW SMYLY FUCKING SUCKS!

STOP TAKING FUCKING SLOP AND HIT THE BALL!

Alex, remember those cookies in your last AB?
Title: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: geezerdonk on May 11, 2019, 08:43:51 pm
Terrible play by Odor.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 08:45:15 pm
White pops out to Odor in shallow RF
Chirinos walks
Díaz reaches on an E4 (tapper, attempted 1-4 FC),  Chirinos to 3rd
Springer works a full count after being in the hole,  pops out to Odor
Reddick lines a ball over a leaping Andrus, Chirinos scores,  Diaz to second
Bregman pops out near the mound

Astros lead 2-1
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: MRaup on May 11, 2019, 08:45:33 pm
Alex, remember those cookies in your last AB?

It's fucking infuriating watching the Astros flail against this slop jar full of nuts.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 08:58:12 pm
Mathis chops one to Correa, safe on an IF hit
Choo F8 (deep), Mathis advances to 2nd
Santana chops over over Cole, barehanded throw from Correa too late; runners on 1st/3rd
Andrus taps to Bregman,  runner stays at 3rd, gets him 5-3; Santana to 2nd
Gallo Ks looking at a 100 mph bb

Astros 2-1
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: hostros7 on May 11, 2019, 08:58:26 pm
100 MPH


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Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 08:59:57 pm
That was classic rocking and firing
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: JimR on May 11, 2019, 09:14:00 pm
Diaz!
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: hostros7 on May 11, 2019, 09:14:03 pm
Slam!


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Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: hostros7 on May 11, 2019, 09:14:19 pm
No doubter


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Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 09:14:46 pm
Díaz!!!!
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 09:17:14 pm
Brantley 6-3 (shift)
Correa walks
Gurriel F7 on the track in front of the Crawford Boxes
White walks
Chirinos walks
Dowdy (RHP) relieves Smyly
Díaz Grand Slam to the Crawford Boxes!
Springer singles softly to right
Reddick Ks swinging

End 6
Astros up 6-1
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Texifornia on May 11, 2019, 09:19:40 pm
The best description I've seen of PENCE! is: "he runs like a rotary phone in a clothes dryer".
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 09:21:02 pm
Close the book on Cole.

6 IP, 1 R, 4 hits (2 IF hits), 12 K, 0 BB


That'll do.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: MusicMan on May 11, 2019, 09:21:11 pm
Nice to see Devo resurrect the COD


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Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: MRaup on May 11, 2019, 09:22:28 pm
Bagwell is currently telling a story about Pence calling timeout while taking soft toss in the cage during a practice one day.

Pence is... special.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: MusicMan on May 11, 2019, 09:24:01 pm
Nice to see Devo resurrect the COD


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Shut up, MM


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Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: MusicMan on May 11, 2019, 09:25:02 pm
Shut up, MM


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SHUT THE F UP, MM


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Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: MRaup on May 11, 2019, 09:25:08 pm
Jesus Fucking Christ, Devo.

Way to shit all over yourself.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 09:26:22 pm
SHUT THE F UP, MM


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Did you administer a Giles to yourself?
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: MRaup on May 11, 2019, 09:28:39 pm
I don't understand what happened to Devo, but when he starts to tailspin, he turns to absolute garbage.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: MusicMan on May 11, 2019, 09:29:05 pm
Did you administer a Giles to yourself?

Damn near


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Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 09:31:49 pm
Devo pitching

Pence Ks swinging
Odor reaches on a bunt single, steals 2nd
Cabrera singles to right,  Odor to 3rd
Guzman homers to RF, Odor/Cabrera score
Mathis pops out to Yuli in foul territory
Choo walks
Hinch to the pen: Rondón in
Santana Ks swinging

Mid 7
Rangers 4
Astros 6
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 09:32:30 pm
Devo's season makes me sad.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Texifornia on May 11, 2019, 09:33:44 pm
Devo has a bad case of the Giles.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: moriartp on May 11, 2019, 09:35:11 pm
His career started spectacularly, but it’s been a steady decline from there.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: MusicMan on May 11, 2019, 09:36:45 pm
I love watching Brantley hit.


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Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: moriartp on May 11, 2019, 09:38:15 pm
I love watching Brantley hit.

Sometimes I wonder how he ever makes an out.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 09:43:39 pm
Way to go Tyler.

2 out rbi, went with a tough pitch to RF.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: MRaup on May 11, 2019, 09:46:48 pm
Gomez in for the Rangers...

Bagwell immediately points out "This guy's pants would come up to my chest."

Bagwell is fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: MusicMan on May 11, 2019, 09:47:00 pm
Good ol Thunderpants


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Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: MRaup on May 11, 2019, 09:47:35 pm
Good ol Thunderpants


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To quote him, "Meep! Meep meep meep MEEP!"
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 09:50:04 pm
Bregman singles to center
Brantley singles to left
Correa 5-3 gidp, Brantley to 2nd
Gurriel safe on an infield chopper to the right side; Brantley to 3rd
White pokes one to RF, Brantley scores, Yuli to 3rd
Gómez (RHP) in as Marisnick runs for White
Chirinos takes a ball as Jake steals 2nd, then hits a sinker to RF that Pence can't catch; Yuli and Jake score
Díaz pops out to Odor in foul territory

Astros up 9-4 headed to the 8th

Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Texifornia on May 11, 2019, 09:56:06 pm
If your team's down five runs in the eighth and you attempt a steal, you damn well better make it. Nice play by Chirinos.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: JimR on May 11, 2019, 09:58:32 pm
James is missing spots by a foot.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Texifornia on May 11, 2019, 09:59:20 pm
Damn, T'pants can still hit. In spite of a swing that looks like a cross between Chi Chi Rodriguez and Mel Ott.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 09:59:48 pm
Josh,  that wasn't the 0-2 pitch you were looking for.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 10:00:49 pm
James on the mound

Andrus reaches on an IF single to short
Gallo takes a ball,  Andrus gunned down trying to steal
<challenge> call confirmed; Gallo Ks swinging
Pence doubles to the gap in left
Odor fouls one off Chirinos' mask, eventually Ks swinging

Astros 9-4, mid 8th
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 10:01:37 pm
Sparks/Ford speculating that James has made an adjustment to his slider.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Lefty on May 11, 2019, 10:02:53 pm
If your team's down five runs in the eighth and you attempt a steal, you damn well better make it. Nice play by Chirinos.
Bagwell reading him the riot act in the booth.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: JimR on May 11, 2019, 10:09:23 pm
Damn, T'pants can still hit. In spite of a swing that looks like a cross between Chi Chi Rodriguez and Mel Ott.

Middle/in yep.

Sliders away nope
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 10:18:43 pm
Huang (RHP) pitching

Springer walks
Reddick battles but pops out near short
Bregman safe on a ball booted by Andrus; Springer on 2nd
Brantley reaches on a 4-6 FC, Springer to 3rd
Correa singles sharply to left,  Springer scores,  Brantley to 2nd
Gurriel lines a single to RF, Brantley scores,  Correa to 3rd
Marisnick pops out to 2nd

End 8
Astros up 11-4
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: JimR on May 11, 2019, 10:19:13 pm
7-8-9 leading the way again
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 10:19:52 pm
Radio team notes 10 of 11 runs scored with 2 outs.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Texifornia on May 11, 2019, 10:20:21 pm
The offense has run out of relent and is rapidly stocking up on whack.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 10:21:52 pm
7-8-9 leading the way again

Yep.

That rbi single by White ignited things.  Hopefully he do that some more.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 10:25:48 pm
James sill pitching

Cabrera Ks swinging
Guzman 4-3 (shift)
Mathis Ks swinging

Final
Rangers 4
Astros 11
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on May 11, 2019, 10:30:32 pm
The offensive outburst was fun, but Cole is the hero of this game.   2-1 in the 6th, runners on 2nd and 3rd, Gallo at the plate.  Cole threw 2 99 mph heaters up that Gallo missed.   Then he threw a 100 mph blur lower in the zone that Gallo watched.

Nails.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: JimR on May 11, 2019, 10:48:48 pm
Radio team notes 10 of 11 runs scored with 2 outs.

So did TV guys
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: chuck on May 11, 2019, 10:50:20 pm
He swung at one pitch directly over his shoelaces and another 3 inches over his head.

He swung at one at least three inches inside, too.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: JimR on May 12, 2019, 07:12:29 am
He swung at one at least three inches inside, too.

He flails wildly, and his K swing on Cole’s 3-2 curve was comical. He is strong as an ox, though, and during this hot streak he has been chasing less and crushing FBs he can reach. I enjoyed Bagwell’s comments about Pence last night, and I admire his hard work to get back on a MLB roster.
Title: Re: Rangers at Astros- May 11, 2019
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on May 12, 2019, 08:03:33 am
Pence has always been like a puppy. Adorable as hell but shits and pisses all over the floor.