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General Discussion => Archive => Game Zone 2018 => Topic started by: Nate Colbert on October 13, 2018, 04:12:11 pm
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Astros
Springer CF
Altuve 2B
Bregman 3B
Gurriel 1B
White DH
Gonzalez LF
Correa SS
Maldonado C
Reddick RF
Verlander P
Red Sox
Betts RF
Benintendi LF
Martinez DH
Bogaerts SS
Pearce 1B
Holt 2B
Nuñez 3B
Bradley Jr. CF
Leon C
Sale P
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Astros
Springer CF
Altuve 2B
Bregman 3B
Gurriel 1B
White DH
Gonzalez LF
Correa SS
Maldonado C
Reddick RF
Verlander, P
Red Sox
I'm nervous. Working on cars (replacing the oil pan on a 2010 Audi A3 Sportback), drinking some Fiddlehead (http://www.fiddleheadbrewing.com/) and listening to the Dodgers/Brewers game as a primer. Man, the Dodgers radio team is horrible. Such a tremendous drop off from Scully.
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The anticipation is almost over, and I remembered the rum.
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Some in the TZ thread mentioned not being too nervous.
Dylan said it best:
"It ain't me, babe."
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Alright...frito pie downed...one bottle of pinot...empty...rum on standby.
Let's do this!
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Let's light this candle.
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On the basis I might not remember tomorrow, I had a tostada and enchilada dinner (meatless, of course) at La Mexicana, with two large frozen margaritas. I’m wearing my Bagwell orange silhouette t-shirt and I’m currently drinking Founder’s “All Day” IPA.
Just in case this works out...
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Someone get Sale a sandwich.
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Springer seemed locked in on that lead off walk.
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Good AB, George
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Bad AB, Jose
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Springer seemed locked in on that lead off walk.
Just missed that one he popped foul, too.
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Someone get Sale a sandwich.
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He looks like Billy Wagner’s younger cousin who never got enough possum when it was time to eat.
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Patented Bregman popup hit.
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Close at second...
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Jose looks out. The call on the field might save him.
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MLB should award the base to the team that didn’t fuck up a routine pop up but they won’t
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MLB should award the base on a close play to the team that didn’t fuck up a routine pop up but they won’t
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Ok, popup FC.
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West wrong as usual.
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I already hate the booth yahoos.
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Did anybody really think that Boston wouldn't get the call there?
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Wait on the off speed stuff, guys.
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T1:
Springer...full count...walks
Altuve grounds into FC, Springer out 6-4 at 2B
Bregman pops to shallow RF...in no man's land...it drops off of Betts's glove...Altuve has to hustle to 2B as the throw pulls Bogaerts off the bag...Red Sox challenging play at 2B...replay is very close...overturned...score it a FC for Bregman, Altuve out 9-6 at 2B
Gurriel strikes out swinging
No score
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West wrong as usual.
Not his call, though, right?
He’s still a fat cunt, of course.
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MLB should award the base to the team that didn’t fuck up a routine pop up but they won’t
The infield fuckup rule?
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I already hate the booth yahoos.
No idea who they are yet.
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Did anybody really think that Boston wouldn't get the call there?
It looked out. Better they get calls right, overall.
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No idea who they are yet.
Someone on PBP and Ron Darling on color. Darling has always been a fucking clown.
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No idea who they are yet.
I just call them “Numbnuts” and “Fuckface”
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The more I see of “The Guest Book” the worse it looks.
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That was a meatball pitch.
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I really dislike Boston.
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I really dislike Boston.
What's not to dislike?
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I really dislike Boston.
Buncha alcoholic cousin-fuckers.
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I’m just guessing that this isn’t how they drew up the first inning.
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B1:
Betts singles to RF
Benintendi flies out F7 on the first pitch
Martinez...count goes full on a wild pitch that sends Betts to 2B...walks
Bogaerts grounds into 6-4-3 double play
No score
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That'll do.
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Buncha alcoholic cousin-fuckers.
As one of my buddies always says when anyone mentions how great Boston fans are: they. shit. in. Bill Russell’s bed.
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That'll do.
GIFU. My favorite.
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I don't hate ALL double plays.
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The pbp guy just said that was a 6-4 dp.
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As one of my buddies always says when anyone mentions how great Boston fans are: they. shit. in. Bill Russell’s bed.
Yeah. I forget to mention “racist”.
Racist, alcoholic cousin-fuckers.
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The pbp guy just said that was a 6-4 dp.
Does he get partial credit?
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Big DP!!
Once again I’m almost an inning behindHH. I stream, but do you have pictures of someone at DTV?
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Yes, HH, Ron Darling has always sucked.
That was a nice DP.
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I would guess Carlos will see FBs inside ad nauseam.
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"Just missed"
6" off the plate.
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I would guess Carlos will see FBs inside ad nauseam.
Welp.
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Great ab by Correa!
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I would guess Carlos will see FBs inside ad nauseam.
Not going to see much in front of Machete. Especially with 2 out.
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Catchers get beat up on offense and defense.
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That better not swell up.
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How is his hand not shattered...?
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Taking all the way on 2-0.
Of course it was in his wheelhouse.
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It might be time to swing 2-0.
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PBP guy needs his eyes tested.
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Bases juiced with two outs for Springer...
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Juiced for George.
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Mound visit. And I don’t mean conjugal visit.
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Bases loaded. Regardless of the outcome, Correa’s ab started this. At the very least this shortens Sale’s night.
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How is his hand not shattered...?
Tough mother, anyone else would be getting x-rays by now.
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Tough mother, anyone else would be getting x-rays by now.
Life as a Machete aint easy.
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PBP guy needs his eyes tested.
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I hope Ron Darling platonically catches syphilis during his next bathroom break.
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Tough mother, anyone else would be getting x-rays by now.
I'd be on the ground crying, "the bad man hit me!"
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Tough mother, anyone else would be getting x-rays by now.
[Movie voice] Machete.
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Cement mixer, please
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Springer! Locked in.
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Georgie, my boy!
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[Movie voice] Machete.
Was that a pitch or a throw to first?
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Springer with a 2-run knock!!!
2-0 AStros
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George!
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Yes!!
That's it George!!
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He took two tough, borderline strikes and wouldn’t relent.
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What. A. Great. At. Bat. !!!!!!!! Springer!!!!
Step on his throat!
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I don’t care, but that’s a fucking E3.
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He took two tough, borderline strikes and wouldn’t relent.
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Another great AB
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I like how those clowns seem surprised that was ruled a base hit and not an error.
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T2:
White strikes out looking
Marwin with a soft liner to 2B on the first pitch
Correa...full count...walks
Maldonado hit by pitch on his right hand, Correa to 2B
Reddick walks, Correa to 3B, Maldonado to 2B
Springer...takes strike one...takes strike two...1-2...2-2...3-2...singles to LF, Correa scores, Maldonado scores, Reddick to 3B
Altuve grounds into FC, Springer out 6-4 at 2B
2-0 Astros
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If we get into the bullpen in the 2nd, I’ll be in my bunk.
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I like how those clowns seem surprised that was ruled a base hit and not an error.
Budgirl vs. Limey... FIGHT!
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Was that a pitch or a throw to first?
When Sale misses, he fucking MISSES.
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Let's put them down and get the offense back out there JV.
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Altuve needs to quit that fake bunting shit with runners on and unleash the fury.
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I don’t care, but that’s a fucking E3.
What did the 1st baseman do?
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If we get into the bullpen in the 2nd, I’ll be in my bunk.
like you aren't usually there.
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Altuve needs to quit that fake bunting shit with runners on and unleash the fury.
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Sale has induced 2 weak grounders from Jose.
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Just for the record... I think that inning was set up by Correa’s ab. Sale wasn’t the same after that.
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Is we ready?
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Let's put them down and get the offense back out there JV.
Agree, I think Bregman was probably drooling in the on-deck circle.
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I like how those clowns seem surprised that was ruled a base hit and not an error.
A kind interpretation would be that an average pitcher, such as darling, spent his entire career praying for everything would be ruled an error.
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What did the 1st baseman do?
He just stood there.
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Budgirl vs. Limey... FIGHT!
My money's on BG.
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What did the 1st baseman do?
Stood at the wrong base. 🤪
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That was some filth.... sit down Pearce.
Hawkeye is speechless.
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JV’s strike 3 curve to Pearce was narsty.
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Please call strike one and three on Pearce all night for JV. Thank you.
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Just for the record... I think that inning was set up by Correa’s ab. Sale wasn’t the same after that.
Agree. Baserunners matter.
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Red Sox looked stressed from the first pitch. Getting worse already.
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I like how those clowns seem surprised that was ruled a base hit and not an error.
Went right under his glove. He does this for a living, he should’ve snagged that.
So glad he sucks at his job.
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So, my favorite saint is St. Rita. I found out today she is the patron saint of baseball. I asked her to pray for the astros to do well tonight and in the series.
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Holt.... sit down - no cycle tonight.
Verlander is dealing.
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B2:
Pearce strikes out swinging
Holt strikes out swinging
Nunez...0-2...chops to SS...Correa charges and throws him out 6-3
2-0 Astros
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Jim’s at the theatre, so I can mention pitch counts.
Verlander has thrown less than half as many pitches as Sale.
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Good ABs, boys.
Let's string 'em together and make them squirm.
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JV not fucking around one bit.
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So, my favorite saint is St. Rita. I found out today she is the patron saint of baseball. I asked her to pray for the astros to do well tonight and in the series.
Seems like we should have learned that from Annie Savoy.
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Jim’s at the theatre, so I can mention pitch counts.
Verlander has thrown less than half as many pitches as Sale.
If Sale has a 3-up 3-down inning, I'm blaming you.
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Seems like we should have learned that from Annie Savoy.
Maybe you just did.
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So, my favorite saint is St. Rita. I found out today she is the patron saint of baseball. I asked her to pray for the astros to do well tonight and in the series.
The Santa Rita #1 was the first oil discovery in the Permian Basin.
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MLB.tv is offering nothing more than Red Sox radio but I somehow dun figgered out how to get the audio over the interwebs and synch it up to the vidya so I'm feeling pretty good about myself right now.
Look out honey cause I'm usin' technologeeeeee.
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Lovely Rita, Minute Maid!
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Lovely Rita, Minute Maid!
Are you drunk?
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White needs to get a hit.
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What was that, Yuli?
Wait on it, Tyler.
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Ok, can Bregman win a challenge?
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he's safe. if that call is confirmed the fix is in.
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Are you drunk?
Nowhere close, sadly.
This is just my normal, buoyant self.
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He looked safe in real time.
And on replay.
Does he stay on.
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White needs to get a hit.
Does anyone else think he looks like Gimli from LOTR?
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Does anyone else think he looks like Gimli from LOTR?
Absolutely.
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Stay on the bag, Alex.
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If Sale has a 3-up 3-down inning, I'm blaming you.
I’m safe! [emoji16]
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Ok, can Bregman win a challenge?
Blummer Tweet: Bregman 0- forever on replays #NeverSettle
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Let the off speed pitches travel.
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Are you drunk?
On Beatle Juice.
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I’m safe! [emoji16]
Not so fast ...
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Stay on the bag, Alex.
Worst rule in baseball though. The league needs to amend the rules so a belly momentarily not contacting the bag when the entire body is over it isn’t an out. It’s a bad application of the replay rule.
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On Beatle Juice.
Ugh!
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T3:
Bregman...3-0...3-1...3-2...walks on a pitch behind him
Gurriel...2-0...another take on a meatball down the center to make it 2-1...2-2...pops out F4
Bregman caught stealing 2-6...Astros challenging...replay shows he beat the throw, but came off on the overslide...confirmed
White...cheated out of a double on a ball ruled foul...strikes out looking
2-0 Astros
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I’m safe! [emoji16]
You must atone.
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Not so fast ...
Well, fuck. At least he had to work.
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White with two backwards Ks so far on pitches he had no business taking. I hope this presages later redemption.
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You must atone.
I will sacrifice a fake chicken burger.
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T3:
Bregman...3-0...3-1...3-2...walks on a pitch behind him
Gurriel...2-0...another take on a meatball down the center to make it 2-1...2-2...pops out F4
Bregman caught stealing 2-6...Astros challenging...replay shows he beat the throw, but came off on the overslide...confirmed
White...cheated out of a double on a ball ruled foul...strikes out looking
2-0 Astros
TV glossed over it.
That was a fair ball, right?
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TV glossed over it.
That was a fair ball, right?
Definitely.
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Worst rule in baseball though. The league needs to amend the rules so a belly momentarily not contacting the bag when the entire body is over it isn’t an out. It’s a bad application of the replay rule.
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It's absurd that they didn't fix it over the off season. The rule is ludicrous.
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Worst rule in baseball though. The league needs to amend the rules so a belly momentarily not contacting the bag when the entire body is over it isn’t an out. It’s a bad application of the replay rule.
I get your frustration, but he’s advancing at his own risk and it’s his job to reach and stay on the bag. He didn’t.
Now, the Ump missed the call and he was out for reasons not seen by the Ump at the time, but he was still out.
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Definitely.
How so? Didn't touch ground before third base and landed foul.
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How so? Didn't touch ground before third base and landed foul.
EDIT:
I stand corrected. You're right, it didn't hit the ground...it was foul.
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It's absurd that they didn't fix it over the off season. The rule is ludicrous.
This is exactly what’s wrong with the NFL replay system on “catches”. It ignores the intent of the action and the motion of the game.
Oh well, I’ll take 2-0 for now.
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B3:
Bradley flies out F8 on the first pitch...crowd goes crazy on the lazy fly ball to medium CF
Leon strikes out looking
Betts grounds out 5-3 on a hot smash to Bregman
2-0 Astros
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I am shocked at how quiet it is. I presumed these fuckers would’ve been drinking all day.
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It bounced right in front of the plate.
The only explanation I can come with on that is the 3b ump didn’t see it hit the ground. Seriously fucked up.
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I am shot at how quiet it is. I presumed these fuckers would’ve been drinking all day.
No doubt they have been.
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Let's light this candle.
Can’t you spell?
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It bounced right in front of the plate.
No shit? Weird.
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EDIT:
I stand corrected. You're right, it didn't hit the ground...it was foul.
ETA: Nevermind
do you mean the pitch right after Bregman's out? Because I didn't see it hit the ground.
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Can’t you spell?
Sorry.
Cnadle.
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do you mean the pitch right after Bregman's out? Because I didn't see it hit the ground.
Huh... I thought it hit the ground first.
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I am starting to get the feeling that every single other element of programming on TBS is unwatchable.
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do you mean the pitch right after Bregman's out? Because I didn't see it hit the ground.
I thought it did where I'm sitting...White just went down on and got it, but it was foul. It's hell getting old, drinking, and sitting far away from the TV.
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Huh... I thought it hit the ground first.
I went and looked at the play again and didn't see it. But, I've missed things before.
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Huh... I thought it hit the ground first.
The umpire didn't, as he turned and based his call on where it landed, as opposed to calling it as it flew over the bag.
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The umpire didn't, as he turned and based his call on where it landed, as opposed to calling it as it flew over the bag.
over the bag it was fair, but definitely landed foul.
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Chased a bad one, Carlos.
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Sale missing badly but being effectively wild.
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I’m going to litght a cnadle for St Rita.
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Chased a bad one, Carlos.
It was almost behind him.
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I thought it did where I'm sitting...White just went down on and got it, but it was foul. It's hell getting old, drinking, and sitting far away from the TV.
I don't understand what's being argued here. He lined a ball foul that landed ten inches foul well beyond third base. I have no idea what people are talking about with this it hit in front of the plate. There was a shot from down the third base line that showed what happened as clearly as you can see it.
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T4:
Marwin flies out F8
Correa strikes out swinging at a pitch that may have hit his back leg
Maldonado...quickly 0-2...1-2...strikes out looking
2-0 Astros
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Sale locked in now but how much longer will Cora keep him out there?
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I don't understand what's being argued here. He lined a ball foul that landed ten inches foul well beyond third base. I have no idea what people are talking about with this it hit in front of the plate. There was a shot from down the third base line that showed what happened as clearly as you can see it.
Live I thought the ball hit in front of the plate. I wasn't the only one. On replay, it's clear it didn't.
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I don't understand what's being argued here. He lined a ball foul that landed ten inches foul well beyond third base. I have no idea what people are talking about with this it hit in front of the plate. There was a shot from down the third base line that showed what happened as clearly as you can see it.
It wasn’t an argument until now.
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Sale locked in now but how much longer will Cora keep him out there?
Yep. He ripped through the bottom of the order. [emoji849]
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Sale locked in now but how much longer will Cora keep him out there?
He hasn't retired George yet, and George is due up second in the next AB. Might depend on if it's still a two-run deficit or not.
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Joe Kelly back up in the pen.
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Hey google, where's the largest current concentration of drunk assholes on the eastern seaboard?
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Hey google, where's the largest current concentration of drunk assholes on the eastern seaboard?
Miami, Florida.
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Hey Google! For how long has Fenway stunk of piss?
“Fenway Park opened in 1912.”
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While showing a live close up of the catcher’s signs, they call them paranoid for being worried about sign stealing. [emoji849]
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B4:
Benintendi...full count...strikes out swinging
Martinez flies out F9
Bogaerts pops out F3 in foul territory
2-0 Astros
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Hoye is calling a good game so far.
And JV doesn't have his curve ball yet. That might end up being a blessing in disguise.
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Sale done.
Joe Kelly pitching.
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Sale out...Kelly in
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Hey google, where's the largest current concentration of drunk assholes on the eastern seaboard?
The Senate
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Sale done.
Joe Kelly pitching.
Good call by Cora. I was hoping he’d trot him out one more time.
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Is there a famine in Boston of which I wasn’t aware?
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Good call by Cora. I was hoping he’d trot him out one more time.
Not to face the top of the order.
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Kelly hitting 100.
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Anyone else having issues watching online from the TBS web page?
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T5:
Sale out, Kelly in
Reddick flies out F9 in RCF
Springer grounds out 5-3
Altuve pops out F4
2-0 Astros
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This scrawny fucker has some stuff.
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Anyone else having issues watching online from the TBS web page?
Having no trouble watching on MLB app.
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This scrawny fucker has some stuff.
That 2-1 breaker to Altuve was tough too.
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At least I can watch it on my phone.
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0-2, then overthrew 3 straight FBs.
Cue foul then a single thru the hole.
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Key moment. JV our of the stretch for the first time in a bit. Last time this happened he wasn’t as sharp.
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Key moment. JV our of the stretch for the first time in a bit. Last time this happened he wasn’t as sharp.
Impressive 3 pitch K vs Holt.
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Key moment. JV our of the stretch for the first time in a bit. Last time this happened he wasn’t as sharp.
He just painted Holt like fucking Rembrandt.
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Impressive 3 pitch K vs Holt.
Yes he did!
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He just painted Holt like fucking Rembrandt.
...or John Holmes, if you want to be crude.
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Then a walk to Nuñez.
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Where did the breaking ball go?
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JV is falling apart.
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2-0 to Bradley Jr.
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3-0.
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Verlander's lost command...single, walk, walk...Sox with the bases juiced, one out...
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WTF????
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Verlander's lost command...single, walk, walk...Sox with the bases juiced, one out...
Can't locate his FB.
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It’s as if he thinks the plate is 3 inches farther to the left than it is.
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Can't locate his FB.
Only one he's thrown for a strike this inning was the 3-0 take by Nunez.
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I am currently operating at 37 bpm above my resting heart rate.
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I am currently operating at 37 bpm above my resting heart rate.
20 for me according to my Apple watch.
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I am currently operating at 37 bpm above my resting heart rate.
Medical professionals concur with your decision to drink multiple margs pre-game in order to moderate your heart rate and keep it at acceptable levels.
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2 tough takes in a row.
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motherfucker
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This is not good.
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Dammit
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The wheels have just come off of Verlander...three straight walks and a run in...bases still loaded, one out for the top of the order.
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Medical professionals concur with your decision to drink multiple margs pre-game in order to moderate your heart rate and keep it at acceptable levels.
Yes. To be fair, I didn’t check it after dinner.
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Got to bear down.
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Big out there.
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JV has this.
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Big out!!
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Pressly up in the pen
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God damn it, Maldonado, got to stop that.
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And we're tied...on one single
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Machete with some bad luck there.
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No room for error...
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ugh.
get those runs back.
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Ump very generous there
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B5:
Pearce...0-2...1-2...2-2...3-2...singles to LF
Holt...0-2...strikes out looking
Nunez...3-0...3-1...walks, Pearce to 2B
Bradley 3-0...walks...Pearce to 3B, Nunez to 2B
Moreland, pinch hitting for Leon...0-2...1-2...2-2...3-2...walks...Pearce scores, Nunez to 3B, Bradley to 2B
Vasquez pinch runs for Moreland
Betts grounds into FC on the first pitch...Nunez out 5-2 at the plate, Bradley to 3B, Vasquez to 2B
Wild pitch, Bradley scores, Vazquez to 3B, Betts to 2B...
Benintendi...full count...strikes out looking
But the Sox tie the game on...wait for it...a seeing eye ground ball single 2-2
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Shit motherfucker
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I thought you get tossed when you start firing your equipment at the ground?
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Fuck off Benintendi.
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Got a call there.
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So that happened.
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Fwiw. The strike zone has been extremely accurate tonight. For a human...
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I thought you get tossed when you start firing your equipment at the ground?
Not in the playpostseasonoffs.
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Ump very generous there
The pitch was on the black and those weens need to swing the bat with 2 strikes rather than pray for a generous call.
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I thought you get tossed when you start firing your equipment at the ground?
Not if you play for BOS or NYY.
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I thought you get tossed when you start firing your equipment at the ground?
Hoping Hoye banks that one for later.
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Fuck this.
Let's go to work offense.
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Two runs was never going to be enough.
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Let's make T-Mobile donate some more money to Team Rubicon!
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Cora ejected
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Two runs was never going to be enough.
Not when you can't throw a fucking strike.
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Cora ejected
Gameday says the pitch scraped the zone.
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Cora ejected
is it a big deal?
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Cora ejected
An aside; “hoy” is slang in certain parts of Limeyland for “throw”.
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i'd like the middle and top of the order to both score in this inning.
Please.
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is it a big deal?
Not really. But it's part of the box score, so I thought I'd mention it.
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Gameday says the pitch scraped the zone.
Nowhere near the worst called strike tonight.
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is it a big deal?
No.
He's still managing. Just not from the dugout.
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Not really. But it's part of the box score, so I thought I'd mention it.
agree, and who didn't see that bregman hit by pitch coming. dude's been way inside.
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Not when you can't throw a fucking strike.
That’s what was so frustrating. He carved up Holt with the junk and then stubbornly abandoned it after that ab. They were all sitting fastball and it was easy to lay off.
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Let's make that fucker pay.
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Gameday says the pitch scraped the zone.
It was outside the TV viewfinder thingy, but far too close to take when a human is making the call.
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Was he mad about time call by Bregman?
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Not really.. I think he just lost control for a moment.
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now that was an error.
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I love Nunez.
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Was he mad about time call by Bregman?
Yes.
But I doubt he plunked on purpose.
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Wow.. E-5!
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MUST capitalize!
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Was he mad about time call by Bregman?
I mean, I was hoping to get to at least game 3 before I wanted to nuke the entire north east.
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now that was an error.
Got his money's worth that time.
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I’ll take it.
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tyler white must realize he has to get a hit or he won't play tomorrow, right?
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You can’t spell Nunez with an “e”.
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Sparks and Ford must have a bad angle. Every pitch is "inside"
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Wow.
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The fat dude just passed on a message from Cora.
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Wow...
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The fat dude just passed on a message from Cora.
what did white tell him?
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Rum is out.
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Rum is out.
and tyler white pops out.
coincidence?
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Didn’t we hammer Kelly earlier this year?
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what did white tell him?
Don't know, but he was acting nonchalant while the bench coach turned to look at him.
ETA: nevermind. ISWYDT
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tyler white must realize he has to get a hit or he won't play tomorrow, right?
Pop up to 2nd on ball 4 isn’t inspiring.
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are there mound visit limits in the post season?
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are there mound visit limits in the post season?
Yes.
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are there mound visit limits in the post season?
I’m glad you asked...
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i am hoping those swings carlos took in his last at-bat pay off in a minute.
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Pitchers on both sides having trouble with the plate
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Pitchers on both sides having trouble with the plate
Hoye calling a good zone. Nothing free to be had off the plate.
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Pitchers on both sides having trouble with the plate
Kelly came out on fire, had to sit a while.
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Yes.
So what happens when you’re out of visits. The pitcher has to go?
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Sparks and Ford must have a bad angle. Every pitch is "inside"
I have found Ford's pitch location descriptions to be widely and consistently off-base forever.
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was that ball 4?
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3-2 filth.
Down goes Marwin.
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Marwin guessed wrong twice.
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Currently operating at 43 bpm above resting heart rate.
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i'd like to point out the middle of the order have scored no runs tonight.
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Yes
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was that ball 4?
Yes.
But tough take with 2 strikes.
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I think they gamer the system for mound visits. Kelly was not hurt.
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I think they gamer the system for mound visits. Kelly was not hurt.
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Gamed
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So what happens when you’re out of visits. The pitcher has to go?
Apparently warnings and ejections for the visiting party.
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I think they gamer the system for mound visits. Kelly was not hurt.
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Agree.
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Kelly's fastball seems pretty straight albeit extremely fast
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Correa better not be fucking taking 3-1
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YES!
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Carlos!! RBI
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Correa!
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i'd like to point out the middle of the order have scored no runs tonight.
I love being wrong!!!!
Way to go Correa!!!
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Attababy Carlos!!
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Correa better not be fucking taking 3-1
He didn't.
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Correa with an RBI single to retake the lead!
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FUUUUCK YES!!!!! CARLOS!!!!
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Alright Carlos!
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Kelly's fastball seems pretty straight albeit extremely fast
See Wagner, Billy.
He should become less effective as this series goes on.
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Good to see Carlos contributing again.
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Kelly out, Barnes in.
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Good to see Carlos contributing again.
Offensively, that is. He's always good on defense.
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Correa better not be fucking taking 3-1
You need to tell him what to do more often.
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Good to see Carlos contributing again.
It’s kind of important if he can
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T6:
Bregman...0-2...1-2...hit by pitch
Gurriel chops to 3B...Nunez drops the Sunday hop...E5...Bregman to 2B
White...wow, takes a curveball right down the center of the plate for ball two as Vazquez is crossed up...2-1 on the same pitch...3-1...pops to 2B...IFF rule in effect as Holt puts it away
Marwin...3-0...takes a cookie to make it 3-1...3-2...strikes out swinging at a pitch in the dirt
Correa...3-1...singles to CF...Bregman scores, Gurriel to 3B
Kelly out, Barnes in
Maldonado taps back to the mound on the first pitch
3-2 Astros
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Good to see Carlos contributing again.
Agree.
Most importantly God to have production.
Also good from a human standpoint.
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Pressly or short leash JV?
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I was starting to wonder why they wouldn’t try to nurse Kelly through the inning with Maldonado hitting, them I remembered it’s the AL.
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Pressly or short leash JV?
Not Pressly in the 6th.
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Offensively, that is. He's always good on defense.
He’s had some good ab’s this postseason. The walk earlier was a big ab. He had some walks in Cleveland and some solid contact prior to the HR that we’re all good signs.
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Pressly or short leash JV?
#2
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Pressly or short leash JV?
That's a question I would hate to have to answer.
Pressly...
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You need to tell him what to do more often.
If only he'd listen...
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Pressly or short leash JV?
JV.
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Not Pressly in the 6th.
Correct, Hinch is not Counsell.
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JV.
You must be the descendant of one of my transported relatives. [emoji6]
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I was starting to wonder why they wouldn’t try to nurse Kelly through the inning with Maldonado hitting, them I remembered it’s the AL.
Welcome back.
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McCullers softly tossing..
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It’s Game #1. How wound fucking tight are the Red Sox? Checking Machete’s mitt? Fuck you fucking fucks!
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Joe West doing a thorough check of Maldonado’s glove
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Joe West must have hoped Maldonado had snacks in his mitt.
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McCullers softly tossing..
He’s a gentle lover.
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Joe West must have hoped Maldonado had snacks in his mitt.
LOL
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He’s a gentle lover.
He's pacing himself. Could be a long series.
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Joe West must have hoped Maldonado had snacks in his mitt.
That's an LCS-quality post right there.
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You must be the descendant of one of my transported relatives. [emoji6]
Some folks here think a convict heritage is a badge of honor... but my lot bought tickets.
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B6:
Martinez grounds out 6-3
Bogaerts grounds out 5-3
Pearce...0-2...1-2...grounds out 5-3
3-2 Astros
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Good innng
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Does Justin pitch the 7th?
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He’s a gentle lover.
Tossing them softly
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MUCH better inning.
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Way to get it back JV!
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So glad Hinch is in charge.
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Does Justin pitch the 7th?
6, 7, 8 coming up.
I'd say yes.
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So glad Hinch is in charge.
+1, plus so glad he signed a contract extension.
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Some folks here think a convict heritage is a badge of honor... but my lot bought tickets.
Haha! Good on yer, mate!
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Does Justin pitch the 7th?
probably if he wants to pitch it.
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6, 7, 8 coming up.
I'd say yes.
I agree. Let him start, but have relief ready.
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I agree. Let him start, but have relief ready.
Let’s vaunt and make it an easy decision.
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So glad Hinch is in charge.
Hinch sat on his hands to great success in 2017, while his opposite numbers embarrassed themselves.
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Ready for some hard hits this inning!
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Reddick is due a hit.
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Haha! Good on yer, mate!
You can always pick the foreigners, 'goodonya', one word.
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I don't like Nunez.
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Reddick is due a hit.
Reddick is still due a hit.
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Reddick is due a hit.
He was. But he was robbed.
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Reddick is due a hit.
Have to wait.
That was close.
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Pearce’s foot came off the bag.
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probably if he wants to pitch it.
Yes, leave it to him to decide.
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I think JV is done. He seems to be talking to people in the dugout.
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Yes, leave it to him to decide.
Looks decided.
He's done.
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Pearce’s foot came off the bag.
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Shouldn’t he be required to maintain contact with the bag throughout the play.... just sayin...
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Another quality AB from Springer.
Time for same from Altuve.
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Shouldn’t he be required to maintain contact with the bag throughout the play.... just sayin...
Eggggggggggsactly.
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Jose may want to wait for a strike. 2 double play balls is enough in one game.
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Come on Jose
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Altuve should be smoiking that high cheese.
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Since Jim isn't here... that was a shitty AB from Altuve!
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Shit AB.
He's looked off tonight. Not a single good swing.
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Jose be hackin'!
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Shit AB.
He's looked off tonight. Not a single good swing.
Maybe he’s due tomorrow.
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He's in his traditional fallback postseason mode. Brilliance possible but rare.
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Jose be hackin'!
Seems unfair to climb the ladder on a midget.
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Was that Carmen Santiago between LaRussa and Dombrowski?
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Jose be hackin'!
They haven't even been aggressive.
That 0-1 pitch was a FB begging to be driven to right.
He was a week late on it.
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Barnes wanted nothing to do with Bregman
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Pitching around Bregman there?
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The BB has been the story tonight.
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Was that Carmen Santiago between LaRussa and Dombrowski?
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Where in the world would you get that idea?
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So does that mean they are out of mound visits?
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Pitching around Bregman there?
Wouldn't you?
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Barnes isn’t challenging anyone. Altuve got himself out, but he was never close to any of Springer, Altuve or Bregman.
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Oye.
Vamos vamos.
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did anyone tell Yuli that Springer is in scoring position?
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So does that mean they are out of mound visits?
2 left say the TV hacks.
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Wouldn't you?
yes, but it doesn't mean they should.
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2 left say the TV hacks.
In other words, the BoSox get as many as they want.. 2 my ass..
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T7:
Reddick grounds out 5-3 on a nice play by Nunez
Springer walks
Altuve...quickly down 0-2...strikes out swinging at a pitch over his head after it hits the mitt
Bregman...3-0...walks, Springer to 2B
Gurriel bounces into FC, Bregman out 6-4 at 2B
At the stretch...3-2 Astros
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In other words, the BoSox get as many as they want.. 2 my ass..
pitching changes and injuries don't count. i think it is four.
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Bregman staring daggers at the Boston bench.
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Seems unfair to climb the ladder on a midget.
A step ladder.
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pitching changes and injuries don't count. i think it is four.
But catcher visits DO count.
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Aaarrrggghhhh. Bad time for Yuli to slump.
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Let’s keep this crowd quiet!
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Bregman staring daggers at the Boston bench.
Nothing wrong with that slide on what was a pretty close play. FTRS.
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Ah, Brian Anderson is the play-by-play guy.
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Bregman staring daggers at the Boston bench.
He got a 100mph pitch on the upper arm. Stinkeye is earned in this case.
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Pressly gets the 7th
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I was expecting LMJ here but I’m still glad Hinch is in charge.
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Ron Darling's voice reminds me of Droopy Dog
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But catcher visits DO count.
yeah, i was really trying to pay attention to those visits. it probably is 6 as Sale had a couple of those visits.
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Have a seat meat!
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Correa couldn’t get the ball from his glove.
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Wow... E-6
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and Yuli almost got it.
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Correa sort of sat back on that one, even before flubbing the transfer.
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Ron Darling's voice reminds me of Droopy Dog
He could be reading from the instruction manual for a microwave and his voice/commentary would be better than Eckersly.
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Correa sort of sat back on that one, even before flubbing the transfer.
Yeah, need to charge that one.
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Correa sort of sat back on that one, even before flubbing the transfer.
Still had time.
Sigh.
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Backfoot filth!
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Have a seat meat!
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JBJ! JBJ! Sit down, JBJ.
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I’m starting to think that Boston fans are kind of douchey.
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Sit down, Bradley,
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yeah, i was really trying to pay attention to those visits. it probably is 6 as Sale had a couple of those visits.
Injury visits and catcher visits over sign confusion don’t count. Apparently there’s no sanction once the limit is reached, the Umps are supposed to deny excessive visits. That should be fun!
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I’m starting to think that Boston fans are kind of douchey.
you're funny.
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Correa couldn’t get the ball from his glove.
He did a lot wrong on that play...trying to make sure he got it right.
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i really wish tbs would quit with the replays from the ALDS series.
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I’m starting to think that Boston fans are kind of douchey.
They’re complete douches
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Nice play, Alex.
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B7:
Pressly in
Holt...0-2...1-2...strikes out swinging
Nunez grounds up the middle, Correa there, Correa throws it into the fence...E6
Bradley strikes out swinging
Vazquez...0-2...1-2...grounds out 5-3 on a really nice play by Bregman
3-2 Astros
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Bregman is slick
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Nice play, Bregman!
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Bregman getting it done
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Bregman!
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I love Alex Bregman. And so do the Houston Astros pitchers.
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Bregman is nails.
Man crush...engaged.
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Bregman is nails.
Man crush...engaged.
back in your bunk?
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Bergman made that look easy. It wasn’t
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back in your bunk?
Won’t be long...
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Bergman made that look easy. It wasn’t
Not at all. It even looked like it took a slightly weird bounce just before he grabbed it.
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Get a knock, Tyler.
Or hit by a pitch.
Your call.
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I thought it hit him
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I thought it hit him
Only because it did.
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Only because it did.
Well, you know.. that helps.
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that's 2 hbp tonight. i'll take the baserunners.
Handsome Jake is in now. Yummy.
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Joe West is a cartoon.
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Marwin needs to make Jake run fast.
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that's 2 hbp tonight. i'll take the baserunners.
Handsome Jake is in now. Yummy.
Back off.
You have Ausmus.
Jake is mine.
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that's 2 hbp tonight. i'll take the baserunners.
Handsome Jake is in now. Yummy.
He is dreamy.
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Back off.
You have Ausmus.
Jake is mine.
you really don't want to go there.
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Joe West is a cartoon.
In a Boss Tweed/ Thomas Nast kind of way.
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you really don't want to go there.
BudGirl doesn’t recognize man-crushes.
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A free Doritos Locos Tacos? Shouldn't that be Taco? If someone steals a base that is...
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He is dreamy.
Nttawwt
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Marwin is not being very Kingly today.
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That was a bullshit pitch Marwin
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Marwin looking rather pedestrian tonight..
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Now THAT was funny!!
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that was great positioning by the ump
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Joe West is a cartoon.
His girth May have cost us an extra base
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GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY, JOE!!
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Joe West fucked us by standing.
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Fucking fat piece of shit. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY, YOU FUCKING TOAD.
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Joe West is a cartoon.
An extra base saving cartoon.
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Joe West fucked us by standing.
He can't bend enough to get out of the way.
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The radio guys are fucking clueless.
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He can write a country song about that
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Joe West is nailed by a throw down to second..
And we all get a free taco tomorrow.
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He can write a country song about that
He puts the cunt in country.
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Vazquez couldn't look away from west and threw it right to him.
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At least Carlos' batting eye is good..
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Vazquez couldn't look away from west and threw it right to him.
The gravity is strong with Jedi West.
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Joe West: human black hole.
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Currently operating at 44 beats above resting heart rate.
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At least Carlos' batting eye is good..
That really is important. He needs to see hitters pitches way way more than normal.
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Fuck
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T8:
Brazier in for the Sox
White...first pitch hits him...ump rules foul ball...Hinch challenging...clearly hit him on the arm...yep, overturned...hit by pitch
Marisnick pinch runs for White
Marwin...0-2...whiffs at a pitch in the dirt a foot off the plate
Marisnick steals 2B as the throw was so bad it hit Joe West standing 20 off the bag...break for the Red Sox, as otherwise it goes into FCF
Correa...3-0...3-1...walks
Maldonado...2-0...grounds into 6-4-3 double play
3-2 Astros
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Maldonado, sigh.
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Fuckin’ gidp.
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i would have preferred Martin bunted.
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At what point do you tell Maldonado to just stand there and watch pitches?
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Machete should have bunted no matter what.
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Completely in hindsight but...pinch hit for Maldonado there?
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i would have preferred Martin bunted.
I would have preferred he hit a HR.
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At what point do you tell Maldonado to just stand there and watch pitches?
BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT.
Fucking gidp.
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Can only ground into double plays if you have traffic on the bases. Astros are primed to blow it open in the 9th.
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FUCK!!!!!!!
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Completely in hindsight but...pinch hit for Maldonado there?
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Not with the lead. He has a ton of value on defense in a 1-run game.
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Can only ground into double plays if you have traffic on the bases. Astros are primed to blow it open in the 9th.
No need for him to actually swing is the thing.
Ok.
Ok.
Moving on now.
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McCurve is in. Let's hope he does well.
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Lance pitching.
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Not with the lead. He has a ton of value on defense in a 1-run game.
Chicken - egg. If someone else hits there and blows it open, his defense is not so imperative.
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Lance on the bump.
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Completely in hindsight but...pinch hit for Maldonado there?
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No way I want his arm out of this game.
Machete is good for a random 2bh and I thought that might have been on of those random times.
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I heart ABreg.
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BIG first out.
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Chicken - egg. If someone else hits there and blows it open, his defense is not so imperative.
Yeah...no.
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I LOVE Alex Bregman!
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No way I want his arm out of this game.
Machete is good for a random 2bh and I thought that might have been on of those random times.
Agree.
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Yeah...no.
Yeah, you can't make assumptions. You play the game as it is at that point.
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Chicken - egg. If someone else hits there and blows it open, his defense is not so imperative.
Protect the lead you have, not the lead you want.
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Protect the lead you have, not the lead you want.
Doobie Brothers?
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Doobie Brothers?
Donald Rumsfeld.
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Doobie Brothers?
Stephen Stills.
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nice third out.
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Thanks for standing there like an idiot, JD.
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B8:
McCullers in...
Betts grounds out 5-3
Benintendi strikes out swinging at a pitch in the dirt, blocked by Machete who throws to 1B to complete the putout
Martinez strikes out swinging, ball gets away, Martinez stands there arguing, Maldonado runs it down and throws to 1B
3-2 Astros
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Thanks for standing there like an idiot, JD.
ah, come on!
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JD Martinez is a dolt
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Doobie Brothers?
Stephen Stills
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The more i see JD the happier i am he’s not an Astro.
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JD Martinez is a dolt
Lack of veteran leadership
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LMJ for the 9th or Osuna?
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Lack of veteran leadership
+1
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Lack of veteran leadership
Good one.
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Lack of veteran leadership
Niiiiice!
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JD Martinez is a dolt
Yeah, you might want to argue *after* running, especially when the catcher is slow to locate the ball.
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LMJ for the 9th or Osuna?
let's wait to see how the top of the 9th goes.
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The more i see JD the happier i am he’s not an Astro.
I like Martinez. I always thought he had the skills to hit, but didn't complain when the Astros gave up on him.
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Lack of veteran leadership
🤣
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Lack of veteran leadership
Another clutch post.
GZ is grinding.
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Reddick! Insurance!
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WOOOOOO!!!
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Workman working it out in the 9th for the BoSox
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Red Dawg!!!!
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WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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WHOOO!
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Woo!
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WHOOO HOOO!
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I knew Reddick could light him up!
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Whoooo Baby Whoooo!!!!!!!!!!
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Dishing out insurance like he’s Flo from Progressive!
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Reddick is still due a hit.
Finally I got one right!!!
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Lack of veteran leadership
Post of the night imo.
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Post of the night imo.
Some of us peck away with singles all night, but Homer shows up and delivers the big blast.
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Give us 1 good swing tonight, Jose.
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Altuve needs to get his shit in order.
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Some of us peck away with singles all night, but Homer shows up and delivers the big blast.
sometimes the pinch hitter wins the game.
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So looks like it will be Osuna
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So looks like it will be Osuna
Lock down this one because there’s no telling what happens tomorrow.
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Finally I got one right!!!
Feel free to do The Stare.
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Reddick gets a HR and Altuve a BB, what's next?
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That works.
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I'll take the walk to Altuve.
His timing is off. He'll adjust tmw.
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Reddick gets a HR and Altuve a BB, what's next?
Back to my bunk...
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Really worried about Jose over there at first.. just don't want to pitch to Alex.
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I feel like Bregman has seen 20 pitches this at bat.
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Yuli is due.
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Yuli is due.
Damm, I'm slow, but he really is due.
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Make. Them. Pay.
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Time for Yuli to join the party
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2 on, 1 out.
Come on Yuli. That ball thinks you can't hurt it.
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This team is relentless.
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If 19 guys show up, is that a charged mound visit?
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Yuli is due.
Tomorrow. No way it happens tonight..... no way.
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Fuck Yeah!!!!
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La Pina!!!!!
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La Pina!!!!!!
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LA PINA!!!!
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Hell yes
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Tomorrow. No way it happens tonight..... no way.
Don't you love being wrong?
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La Pina!!!!
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YULI!!!!!
¡¡¡¡¡LA FUCKING PIÑA!!!!!
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Fuck you and your disfigured fucking piss hole ballpark!
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Sweet!!!
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If 19 guys show up, is that a charged mound visit?
Yuli makes it a bukkake.
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Take THAT Boston!
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Pour it on!
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I’m going to invent some flaming pineapple drink tomorrow once I secure a pineapple
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Tomorrow. No way it happens tonight..... no way.
No joke. I hit “post” as the pitch was being delivered. I was trying for a double hexagon reverse jinx. No way I can take credit though.
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I <3 La Pina.
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It is so sweet to see Boston screwed by their own screwy field.
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You get a hit! and You get a hit! Everyone gets a hit!
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It's a Kemp life.
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Tony Kemp just keeps on hittin!
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I’m going to invent some flaming pineapple drink tomorrow once I secure a pineapple
I do have a pineapple. I imagine I might have paid upwards of fifty cents for it. I do not, however, have any rum. Of course, I don't eat that foul frito pie chili, either.
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McCullers coming back for the 9th now? I would.
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McCullers coming back for the 9th now? I would.
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Me too, but Osuna warming. Don't get it, especially given his career numbers v. Sox.
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I’m going to invent some flaming pineapple drink tomorrow once I secure a pineapple
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Make sure to post and I’lll have two.
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McCullers coming back for the 9th now? I would.
Might have been too long a downtime.
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I do have a pineapple. I imagine I might have paid upwards of fifty cents for it. I do not, however, have any rum. Of course, I don't eat that foul frito pie chili, either.
The Yuli Boston Cocktail:
Take a pineapple, rough end first, and shove it up some crying Masshole.
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I don't think it will be either one. McCurve has been sitting a while. There's a lot of bullpen to chose, what about James, Rondon or Smith?
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I do have a pineapple. I imagine I might have paid upwards of fifty cents for it. I do not, however, have any rum. Of course, I don't eat that foul frito pie chili, either.
Quality rum should be fairly easy for you to procure. I don't know about pineapples. They say you can't get a decent pineapple in Hawaii. Kind of like you can't get a decent cup of coffee in Java.
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Mass exodus of the douches...
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McHugh warming now.
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Ok Google.
Does Ron Darling ever shut up?
No? That's not surprising.
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There's a reason they're called Massholes...
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I don't think it will be either one. McCurve has been sitting a while. There's a lot of bullpen to chose, what about James, Rondon or Smith?
This is what should happen.
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McHugh warming now.
McHugh makes sense.
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Quality rum should be fairly easy for you to procure. I don't know about pineapples. They say you can't get a decent pineapple in Hawaii. Kind of like you can't get a decent cup of coffee in Java.
They pretty much don’t grow pineapples in Hawaii any more. They import them from Mexico, like everyone else. Basically anything you eat in Hawaii has been procured from the same place H-E-B gets them.
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Take a pineapple, rough end first, and shove it up some crying Masshole.
Maybe use some industrial tyvek as a sort of condom.
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One of my good friends is from Boston and so comes by his love of the BoSox naturally. He just lost his mom so I can't be too hard on him but I might have to give him a little bit of ribbing for this one..
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Marwin walks.
2 on, 1 out.
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One of my good friends is from Boston and so comes by his love of the BoSox naturally. He just lost his mom so I can't be too hard on him but I might have to give him a little bit of ribbing for this one..
personally, i'd wait until the series is over.
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One of my good friends is from Boston and so comes by his love of the BoSox naturally. He just lost his mom so I can't be too hard on him but I might have to give him a little bit of ribbing for this one..
More walks: the pitching staff or the fans in the 9th?
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Quality rum should be fairly easy for you to procure. I don't know about pineapples. They say you can't get a decent pineapple in Hawaii. Kind of like you can't get a decent cup of coffee in Java.
I have no trouble getting pineapples. I have a go-to guy and I usually get two for a dollar. One day he wasn't happy with the size of his stock that day and he gave me four. I bought fifteen pears for a dollar the other day for some reason. But that's not really relevant.
I can get quality rum but I choose not to. I hardly ever buy hard liquor, mostly because I know I will drink it. But I will buy local rum on patriotic occasions, and I will buy the local seco when my mom comes to town.
Maybe I'll buy a small amount tomorrow.
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Maybe use some industrial tyvek as a sort of condom.
Astroglide.
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T9:
Workman in for the BoSox
Reddick homers to CF
Springer strikes out looking
Altuve...full count...walks
Bregman...full count...walks, Altuve to 2B
Gurriel homers to RF on the first pitch, just around the Pesky Pole...Altuve scores, Bregman scores
Kemp, pinch hitting for Marisnick, doubles down the 1B line
Workman out, Hembree in
Marwin...full count...walks
Marwin caught stealing 2-4, Kemp to 3B
Correa lines out to SS
To the 9th...7-2 Astros
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One of my good friends is from Boston and so comes by his love of the BoSox naturally. He just lost his mom so I can't be too hard on him but I might have to give him a little bit of ribbing for this one..
Maintain radio silence!!
The BBGs demand it!
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Plenty of game left.
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I have no trouble getting pineapples. I have a go-to guy and I usually get two for a dollar. One day he wasn't happy with the size of his stock that day and he gave me four. I bought fifteen pears for a dollar the other day for some reason. But that's not really relevant.
I can get quality rum but I choose not to. I hardly ever buy hard liquor, mostly because I know I will drink it. But I will buy local rum on patriotic occasions, and I will buy the local seco when my mom comes to town.
Maybe I'll buy a small amount tomorrow.
Should we assume you still have an infinite supply of mangoes?
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One of my good friends is from Boston and so comes by his love of the BoSox naturally. He just lost his mom so I can't be too hard on him but I might have to give him a little bit of ribbing for this one..
I’m going to have to go with the others. Wait until it’s over.
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One day he wasn't happy with the size of his stock....
I’ll take “Walking an Autocorrect Tightrope” for $200 please, Alex.
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Should we assume you still have an infinite supply of mangoes?
When in season, yes. They are currently not in season. I do have a pretty steady supply of plantains but Ibee damned if I can figure out how to make a drink out of them.
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Should we assume you still have an infinite supply of mangoes?
Fucking neighbor kids keep stealing them.
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Saw this on twitter:
The Astros have hit a HR in 13 straight postseason games, tied for the longest such streak in postseason history. It's also the LONGEST such streak by an AL team in postseason history
They're tied with...the NL Astros, in 2001-04, who also homered in 13 straight postseason games
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NO WALKS
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Ford indicated that Kemp's advance to third would be credited as a fielder's choice. Is that right? I'd always thought the safe one got a stolen base, tho I see now how that makes sense.
Edit: Sorry, I hit edit instead of reply
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Long single there
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Man, you can't play it better off the monster.
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Lots of baseball to play.
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Long leadoff single, well played off the wall by Marwin.
3 more outs, people.
Grind time.
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Fucking neighbor kids keep stealing them.
Funny thing is it's never the kids.
Speaking of, I just discovered that my son somehow got into a full box of index cards and has thoughtfully arranged them about the living room floor and beyond.
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Backward K for first out.
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One down.
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Ford indicated that Kemp's advance to third would be credited as a fielder's choice. Is that right? I'd always thought the safe one got a stolen base, tho I see now how that makes sense.
Edit: Sorry, I hit edit instead of reply
No stolen base when they get the trail runner.
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Not that I care, but why would you be taking a close pitch down 5 runs in the 9th?
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Funny thing is it's never the kids.
Speaking of, I just discovered that my son somehow got into a full box of index cards and has thoughtfully arranged them about the living room floor and beyond.
Are they arranged alphabetically or allegorically?
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Two.
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THAT'S A SHOT... in to right field.
Nice work, broadcast team.
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2 down.
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Fuck yeah! 1-0
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B9:
McHugh in
Bogaerts singles off the LF wall
Pearce strikes out looking
Holt flies out F9
Nunez grounds out 5-3
Astros take Game 1!!!!
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Ballgame.
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McHugh is such a star.
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Breggars nails it.
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Great game! Great GZ!
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5-3 ends it.
Solid game.
Let's rest up and come back for more tmw.
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Appropriate that AB is the one to finish this one out.
Awesome win by the Houston 9!
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Remember when JV started falling apart and Boston tied it up? This is a much better feeling.
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Wooooo!! Great win!
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Yeah, that tells the story.. 7-5-1. 7 runs on 5 hits.
And 2-2-1 for the BoSox. 2 measly hits...
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Remember when JV started falling apart and Boston tied it up? This is a much better feeling.
My heart rate was inversely proportional to the size of our lead.
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Yuli.
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That was nice, we should do it again tomorrow.
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Yuli.
I think your feed is a little behind....
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Great win. Love this team no matter what. They keep coming.
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After his 1st inning rbi single Springer eschewed his usual "Let's Go!" and instead rolled with a forceful "FUCK YEAH!!!!"
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Oh...my...god!
The post game team are worse than the booth guys. This is all about Boston and they fucking lost. A lot of steroid-damaged brain cells on display.
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Oh...my...god!
The post game team are worse than the booth guys. This is all about Boston and they fucking lost. A lot of steroid-damaged brain cells on display.
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I'm good with Pedro, but holy shit the rest of them...
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Oh...my...god!
The post game team are worse than the booth guys. This is all about Boston and they fucking lost. A lot of steroid-damaged brain cells on display.
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MLB Network has lots of Astros love
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I think your feed is a little behind....
Says the guy who forgot about the DH.
It was not. My post was about emphasizing the biggest moment from the Astros offense of the evening.
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I'm good with Pedro, but holy shit the rest of them...
the guy up there is the guy who ate Pedro.
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Yahoos on TBS cannot stop complaining about strike three to Benintendi in the 5th. They’re basically suggesting the Red Sox were cheated out of a win.
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the guy up there is the guy who ate Pedro.
Or he's just storing him in his cheeks for the winter.
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Yahoos on TBS cannot stop complaining about strike three to Benintendi in the 5th. They’re basically suggesting the Red Sox were cheated out of a win.
Yeah, and then sort of excused the loss on the fact that the hype from the "real" series with the Yankees kind of lead to a let down against the Astros.
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https://twitter.com/houstonbruve/status/1051323038371930112?s=21
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https://twitter.com/houstonbruve/status/1051323038371930112?s=21
That's awesome!
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Yeah, and then sort of excused the loss on the fact that the hype from the "real" series with the Yankees kind of lead to a let down against the Astros.
Maybe someone should tell Jimmy Rollins and the rest of the TBS crew that the Astros won the World Series last year, not the Yankees, and that the Astros had three more wins than the Yankees this season, without the benefit of playing the Orioles 19 times.
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There are a lot of people hating Yuli on twitter. I love him and his pineapple hair!
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Stephen Stills.
International Submarine Band
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Dan Plezciak (sp?) is fully on the Astros bus..
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Dan Plezciak (sp?) is fully on the Astros bus..
Plesac. MLB Network’s analysis is so much better than the FS1 or TBS crews.
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Bregman was officially 0-1 (the popup FC).
3 walks and a hbp in his other plate appearances.
They want someone else to beat them. Glad Yuli obliged.
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Bregman was officially 0-1 (the popup FC).
3 walks and a hbp in his other plate appearances.
They want someone else to beat them. Glad Yuli obliged.
These aren’t your father’s Astros, when you could walk Bagwell and beat the rest.
And fuck those ‘tards at TBS. All they’ve done by snagging the Astros’ postseason is reinforce why I never watch their make-weight channel.
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