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Title: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 09, 2017, 10:01:00 am
Your lineups for your last tilt before the all-star break for this road matinee:

Astros

RFGeorge Springer (R)
2BJose Altuve (R)
SSCarlos Correa (R)
CEvan Gattis (R)
LFMarwin Gonzalez (S)
DHCarlos Beltran (S)
1BY. Gurriel (R)
3BAlex Bregman (R)
CFJake Marisnick (R)

HOU: Brad Peacock (R)  (6-1, 2.91)

Blue Jays

RF Jose Bautista (R)
C Russell Martin (R)
3B Josh Donaldson (R)
1B Justin Smoak (S)
DH Kendrys Morales (S)
SS Troy Tulowitzki (R)
LF Steve Pearce (R)
CF Kevin Pillar (R)
2B Ryan Goins (L)

TOR: J.A. Happ (L)  (3-5, 3.47)
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: austro on July 09, 2017, 12:19:22 pm
Fucking Pillar. That guy can go get 'em.
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: austro on July 09, 2017, 12:27:02 pm
Boy, I was surprised Smoak's ball stayed in the park. When it left his bat I thought it was gone.
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: WVastro on July 09, 2017, 12:38:36 pm
holy shit... bit of vaunting going on here.
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: hostros7 on July 09, 2017, 12:38:45 pm
That escalated quickly


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Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: austro on July 09, 2017, 12:39:16 pm
Correa hit the shit out of that one.
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: astrojo on July 09, 2017, 01:07:49 pm
3 overturned plays through 3 innings so far
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: Texifornia on July 09, 2017, 01:50:16 pm
Terrible AB by Bregman. Cannot get called out on strikes in that situation, must swing the bat!
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: Texifornia on July 09, 2017, 01:59:47 pm
Peacock acting like he wants to stay in the rotation.
Let it Pea!
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: WVastro on July 09, 2017, 02:07:11 pm
Captain Caveman!!!!

That ball was obliterated.
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: hostros7 on July 09, 2017, 02:07:23 pm
Caveman goes cro magnon on one for a 3 run HR


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Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: chuck on July 09, 2017, 02:11:16 pm
I haven't seen a ball leave a yard so fast in a long time. Like maybe since Sammy Sosa.
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: Texifornia on July 09, 2017, 02:13:10 pm
Caveman goes cro magnon on one for a 3 run HR
"Cro Mag" is not a bad nickname for Gattis.
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: AstroNut on July 09, 2017, 02:22:47 pm
El Oso Blanco !
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: hostros7 on July 09, 2017, 02:31:23 pm
Game summary:
Forty percent of the 2012 Astros pitching staff faced the 2017 Astros offense, and predictable outcomes ensued.


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Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: Andyzipp on July 09, 2017, 02:32:14 pm
Geez.  This is almost unfair.
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: hostros7 on July 09, 2017, 02:32:45 pm
Correa tests the integrity of the batter's eye with a deep jack to center.


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Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: homer on July 09, 2017, 02:33:17 pm
MLB network says Astros have vaunted to double digits 25% of games this year
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: Texifornia on July 09, 2017, 02:33:38 pm
Astros are serving notice: There will be no quarter given this year.
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: Andyzipp on July 09, 2017, 02:35:12 pm
If Stanton can be trusted the Astros are 50-12 when they score 4 or more runs
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: VirtualBob on July 09, 2017, 02:40:30 pm
If Stanton can be trusted ...
... Angel Hernandez has a consistent strike zone by comparison.
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: chuck on July 09, 2017, 02:40:42 pm
Who is more likely to score from second on an extra base hit to the wall, Beltran or Peacock?
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: chuck on July 09, 2017, 02:47:56 pm
It understandably gets lost in the avalanche of runs, but the emergence of guys like Peacock and Fiers as reliable starters has been huge.
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: Texifornia on July 09, 2017, 02:59:03 pm
Light 'em up, Francis!
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: austro on July 09, 2017, 03:11:35 pm
Peacock needs to stay in the rotation, because he appears to be a run-support magnet.
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: austro on July 09, 2017, 03:18:43 pm
They're going to outscore Toronto by something like 15 runs in the 4-game series and only get a split.
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: MusicMan on July 09, 2017, 03:20:02 pm
Who is more likely to score from second on an extra base hit to the wall, Beltran or Peacock?

C.  A three-toed sloth.


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Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: Texifornia on July 09, 2017, 03:20:54 pm
It's another Mr. Roper, Mr. Roper kind of game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAQ2DAYWqxg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAQ2DAYWqxg)
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: NeilT on July 09, 2017, 03:29:42 pm
I wonder how often the 'Stros win when they score 15 or more runs?
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: astrojo on July 09, 2017, 03:32:05 pm
There goes the shutout
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: austro on July 09, 2017, 03:32:25 pm
There goes the shutout. Oops.
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: Lefty on July 09, 2017, 04:46:43 pm
I wonder how often the 'Stros win when they score 15 or more runs?
Peacock has started 9 games and the Stros have scored 16+ in 3 of them.
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: NeilT on July 09, 2017, 04:50:12 pm
Peacock has started 9 games and the Stros have scored 16+ in 3 of them.

He's going to get spoiled. 
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: geezerdonk on July 09, 2017, 05:13:31 pm
Celebrating the eve of the first of four glorious Morales-less days.
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: MusicMan on July 09, 2017, 05:19:54 pm
He's going to get spoiled.

Spare the pen, spoil the starter?


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Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: JimR on July 09, 2017, 05:38:41 pm
I haven't seen a ball leave a yard so fast in a long time. Like maybe since Sammy Sosa.

He hit it too hard to hook.
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: JimR on July 09, 2017, 05:43:28 pm
Celebrating the eve of the first of four glorious Morales-less days.

Anyone who does not like Julia should be banned.
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: Nate Colbert on July 09, 2017, 05:51:31 pm
Anyone who does not like Julia should be banned.

She actually makes me nostalgic for the Greg Lucas days, when a reporter down by the dugout was only rarely heard (and when they were heard it was on actual baseball-related topics).

Actually Julia herself is perfectly fine. It's how she's used that sucks.
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: Tonywatson on July 09, 2017, 07:12:47 pm
Julia is the best part of the broadcast. The interaction, her interviews, it's all good.


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Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: MusicMan on July 09, 2017, 07:57:25 pm
Julia is the best part of the broadcast. The interaction, her interviews, it's all good.


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Whoa, whoa, whoa. I like Julia, but if you think she's the best part of the broadcast, you've mentally suppressed every memory of the Alan Ashby error (both PBP and color).


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Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on July 09, 2017, 08:15:27 pm
I thought he was referring to Kendrys Morales at first.
Title: Re: Astros @ Blue Jays July 9, 2017
Post by: chuck on July 09, 2017, 08:39:40 pm
As Nate says, you could use Julia to run down cute little stories that have something at least tangentially to do with fucking baseball. Or you could send her out on eating missions and have her talk to people on their 60th wedding anniversary who've driven all the way from LaPorte.

Or, you could not be a bunch of sexist, condescending fuckfaces and have her do real baseball reporting. You know, just in case anyone watching the game is for some weird reason interested in baseball. More than deep fried ice cream, I mean.