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General Discussion => The Championship Season Game Zone 2017 => Topic started by: Navin R Johnson on May 12, 2017, 06:14:38 pm
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2 on 1 out top of 1.
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and nada, Correa K and Gattis pop out.
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Fuck the yanks.
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LMJ with an easy 123 B1
Where is Mr Happy
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Number 4 is attending his first game
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A walk and nothing else. Onto b2
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Number 4 is attending his first game
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No 4? Good grief man, how do you afford four kids *and* a cellar full of Barolo?
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Number 4 is attending his first game
Do you rent a van or what?
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I'm going to have to run down some more footage of LM Sr to see if he ever once in his career threw a ball over the plate.
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Worse, I bought a minivan. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170512/8fa02813008a74b37f42ede0d6f63563.jpg)
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No 4? Good grief man, how do you afford four kids *and* a cellar full of Barolo?
The trick I figured out is to live in Manhattan, it's very affordable
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Worse, I bought a minivan. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170512/8fa02813008a74b37f42ede0d6f63563.jpg)
Where the hell is eveyone else?
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Oh, we just put out a bowl of water and a pile of kibble
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Where the hell is eveyone else?
Seems like everyone else found something fun to do and didn't invite us. Rude.
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Oh, we just put out a bowl of water and a pile of kibble
I figured. Call down to the doorman if you need anything, boys, we'll be back about 10:30 unless it goes into extras.
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When you have 4 boys, there is some natural redundancy built in
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Seems like everyone else found something fun to do and didn't invite us. Rude.
Got a couple of steaks I'm getting ready to throw on the grill. No you're not invited.
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McCann!!!!
3-0 Astros.
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McCann!!!!
3-0 Astros.
I thought there was no way it was staying fair but happy to be wrong.
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Got a couple of steaks I'm getting ready to throw on the grill. No you're not invited.
All the real foodies are boiling steaks nowadays you know.
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Got a couple of steaks I'm getting ready to throw on the grill. No you're not invited.
Didn't want one anyway.
/kicks rocks.
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What's your cut of choice HH
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All the real foodies are boiling steaks nowadays you know.
I rarely cook these days, but I did recently buy a newfangled steak boiler
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All the real foodies are boiling steaks nowadays you know.
I'm an uncircumcised Philistine. In so many ways.
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What's your cut of choice HH
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Filet mignon, of course. Nice coating of fresh cracked pepper straight onto a rocket-engine hot grill. I'm deciding on the Barolo or I have a nice brunello as well.
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Pull the brunello with the steak
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Pull the brunello with the steak
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I swear it's like drinking butter. I almost hate to waste it with food.
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I like simple and traditional with steak: Fire good! Water bad!
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Lead off double by Springer leads to an RBI gork by Correa, who moves to 2B on a TE9. 4-0 Astros.
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That run was brought to you by the Keystone Kops
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McCann hangs in there on lefties pretty good.
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Bregman's D hasn't been sparkling
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Bregman's D hasn't been sparkling
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I blame the asymmetric sleeve.
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STEP 1 - Glove the ball...
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My prediction is Bregman gets moved for a SP by the deadline
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Filet mignon, of course. Nice coating of fresh cracked pepper straight onto a rocket-engine hot grill.
At least we agree on something.
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What was all that about
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What was all that about
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That was Headley's way of getting out of the game without feeling like a pussy.
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That was my take
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Went with the Barolo with the filet. Mrs Hawk's choice. Outstanding. Now sitting on the back patio with a hand rolled cigar.
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Gregerson in. Hope I don't lose my chill.
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The umpire was chirping at Headley, I think urging him to get in the box. Or upbraiding for something. Headley turned around and yelled I didn't say one fucking word to you! and it was on.
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I'm at the opera. I like the opera. When I wake up, there are always people singing.
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pretty good catch
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Big League grab by Springer there. Put a blue star next to that one.
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I'm at the opera. I like the opera. When I wake up, there are always people singing.
The last time I went to the opera I took a radio and some earphones to try to listen to a game. The AM reception was unsurprisingly shitty in the hall so I had to sit there like an asshole and suffer through it.
And when I say the last time that is exactly what I mean. The last time.
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Nice job by Gregerson.
To the 9th...Astros up 4-0
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The umpire was chirping at Headley, I think urging him to get in the box. Or upbraiding for something. Headley turned around and yelled I didn't say one fucking word to you! and it was on.
Must have called the ump a cocksucker.
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Must have called the ump a cocksucker.
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Since the ump seemed to instigate it, maybe it was the other way around in this case. Is that also a no-no?
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Glad we get to see Chapman without being behind
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Must have called the ump a cocksucker.
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He said "that's fuckin' bullshit" like a dozen times.
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Since the ump seemed to instigate it, maybe it was the other way around in this case. Is that also a no-no?
Yes. And the "magic word" is "motherfucker" or anything with "you".
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Marisnick wears the Golden Sombrero tonight. But he gets a pass after last night.
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Glad we get to see Chapman without being behind
How close are you to the dumbass in the cowboy hat?
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Can I get a "woo" from the congregation?
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4 sections over
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Glad we get to see Chapman without being behind
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Screw that guy. Chapman chased in the 9th after giving up three knocks.
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Marisnick wears the Golden Sombrero tonight. But he gets a pass after last night.
Absolutely.
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After the slow start, Correa now leads the team in slugging.
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After the slow start, Correa now leads the team in slugging.
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Not that surprising, really. This team has had no big standout so far. Just a nice solid team effort offensively.
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Hoyt in to try to close out a 5-0 lead
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After the slow start, Correa now leads the team in slugging.
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I think Marwin has him beat in slugging.
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Marwin ain't as good at 1B as Yuli.
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Marwin ain't as good at 1B as Yuli.
Nope. Yuli can pick 'em.
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Come on boys...let's roll two and hit the showers.
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I think Marwin has him beat in slugging.
Qualified ABs, put your point is fair.
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They may need to bring Sipp in to nail this thing down.
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Marwin ain't as good at 1B as Yuli.
Definitely not in this game.
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Well shit. Now gotta get someone else up
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Well shit. Now gotta get someone else up
You just knew as soon as he said the thing about the shutout... damn.
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You hate to burn Sipp in a game like this.
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You hate to burn Sipp in a game like this.
shush, you.
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Attaboy!
Didn't get the shutout, but a strong win 5-1.
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Booom
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Cortana just prompted me that the Astros won before MLB.TV told me that.
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But yay anyway
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Cortana just prompted me that the Astros won before MLB.TV told me that.
First world problems
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25-11 is a nice start. Funny to think how that still pales in comparison to the 36-10 stretch the 2004 Astros finished up the season with.
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25-11 is a nice start. Funny to think how that still pales in comparison to the 36-10 stretch the 2004 Astros finished up the season with.
I love all this winning. It's like better than losing.
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Henry is undefeated on his short life
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Henry is undefeated on his short life
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Naming your son Henry may be the best thing you've ever done in your life. That's a man's name.
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Naming your son Henry may be the best thing you've ever done in your life. That's a man's name.
And my grandsons'. Everyone calls him Hank, though.
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We named our dog Henry. Then a couple years later when we found out our baby was gonna be a boy, we kinda wished we hadn't used it up on a dog.
Henry is a damn good dog, though.
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We named our dog Henry. Then a couple years later when we found out our baby was gonna be a boy, we kinda wished we hadn't used it up on a dog.
Henry is a damn good dog, though.
So what did you name the kid? Rutherford?
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So what did you name the kid? Rutherford?
Wilder Everett Moore. Everybody says he looks more like a Rutherford, though.