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Title: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: Nate Colbert on June 21, 2016, 06:06:08 pm
"Several professional athletes, including San Francisco Giants pitcher Jake Peavy, Denver Broncos quarterback Mark Sanchez and retired Houston Astros pitcher Roy Oswalt, were cheated out of more than $30 million by an investment adviser in a Ponzi-like scheme, federal investigators said Tuesday."

"All three athletes said they hired Narayan in part because he represented himself as a devout Christian involved in charitable causes and claimed to be a certified public accountant. The SEC says Narayan has never been a CPA."

Link (http://bigstory.ap.org/article/63f13a11708a4227b6ebfa9ece138916/sec-says-peavy-sanchez-among-athletes-defrauded-scheme)

Good grief, athletes and their money. What kind of numbnuts hand over their cash without doing even the simplest of due diligence (like checking whether someone is a CPA or not)?
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: HudsonHawk on June 22, 2016, 06:27:44 am
Mrs Hawk, who was an actual real life CPA for professional athletes, says her first warnings to clients was "beware of 'financial advisors'".
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on June 22, 2016, 08:47:01 am
I just hope he didn't have to close the restaurant.  The Gomez Burger special (delicious if you have 20/20 vision, will give you E.coli if you don't) sounded tasty.
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: MusicMan on June 22, 2016, 09:02:12 am
Mrs Hawk, who was an actual real life CPA for professional athletes, says her first warnings to clients was "beware of 'financial advisors'".

In fact, CPAs at public accounting firms have to make clear that they are not allowed to give investment advice whatsoever.
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: JimR on June 22, 2016, 09:14:35 am
I just hope he didn't have to close the restaurant.  The Gomez Burger special (delicious if you have 20/20 vision, will give you E.coli if you don't) sounded tasty.

best thread ever!
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: Texifornia on June 22, 2016, 12:23:32 pm
The worst business experience I've ever had was with a client/partner who insisted on starting every meeting with a discussion of how religious and devoted to the Lord he was. In between was request to steal drawings and other proprietary data and unending dishonesty with a little racism thrown in for spice.

It cost me nine months and tens of thousands of dollars to be rid of them.

I run from anyone who wants to inject religion into business. When they say: "I'm a Christian so I do business accordingly", I hear: "I'm a Charlatan and will take you for everything I can". 
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: HudsonHawk on June 22, 2016, 03:06:41 pm
Christians certainly don't have the monopoly on being crooks.  And not all financial planners are either. But as the missus would explain, "I'm your accountant. your paying me to account for your money. Your financial "advisor" only makes money when he talks you into spending it". And she said "I can't tell you how many times I've told players 'I don't care what your financial advisor told you, you can't do that, it's illegal."
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: Dark Star on June 22, 2016, 03:23:48 pm
Christians certainly don't have the monopoly on being crooks.

Just my experience, but the people I have met and admired as Christians have shared at least one trait - they don't have to remind me how Christian they are every five minutes.
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: MusicMan on June 22, 2016, 03:32:38 pm
Just my experience, but the people I have met and admired as Christians have shared at least one trait - they don't have to remind me how Christian they are every five minutes.

They will know you are Christians by your love.
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: austro on June 22, 2016, 07:52:57 pm
I just hope he didn't have to close the restaurant.  The Gomez Burger special (delicious if you have 20/20 vision, will give you E.coli if you don't) sounded tasty.

Doesn't the top bun fall off of that burger all the time?
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: MusicMan on June 22, 2016, 08:09:02 pm
Doesn't the top bun fall off of that burger all the time?

Yes, but the side dish you get with it is actually tastier.
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: Texifornia on June 22, 2016, 08:37:00 pm
Just my experience, but the people I have met and admired as Christians have shared at least one trait - they don't have to remind me how Christian they are every five minutes.
Yep.

I'm not bagging on Christians, the "Christian Con" is common in the U.S. because Christianity is the dominant religion. I have friends in the Middle East who tell me the same thing about Muslims pushing religiosity as a way for business advantage. They wisely stay away.

I'm sure there's a Buddhist and Hindu equivalent.
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: Dark Star on June 23, 2016, 07:27:51 am

I'm sure there's a Buddhist and Hindu equivalent.

Rastafarian.
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: HudsonHawk on June 23, 2016, 08:09:58 am
I'm sure there's a Buddhist and Hindu equivalent.

I've never met a Buddhist who talks about religion. They're just not evangelical that way.
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: MusicMan on June 23, 2016, 08:55:25 am
I've never met a Buddhist who talks about religion. They're just not evangelical that way.

Big hitter, the Lama.
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: Mr. Happy on June 23, 2016, 08:58:35 am
Big hitter, the Lama.

I see what you did there.
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: das on June 23, 2016, 11:53:51 am
I've never met a Buddhist who talks about religion. They're just not evangelical that way.

I have but then I just roll up my yoga mat and move to the other side of the room.
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: Fredia on June 23, 2016, 01:04:28 pm
i was raised.reared? southern Baptist and once had a preacher tell a nun that she was going to hell because she was not  saved. I am no longer affiliated with the sB
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: MusicMan on June 23, 2016, 01:09:18 pm
i was raised.reared? southern Baptist and once had a preacher tell a nun that she was going to hell because she was not  saved. I am no longer affiliated with the sB

You misunderstood. She hadn't saved her work.
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 23, 2016, 01:22:59 pm
I had a Hindu dude tell me just the other day that reincarnation was making a comeback.
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: MusicMan on June 23, 2016, 01:42:48 pm
I had a Hindu dude tell me just the other day that reincarnation was making a comeback.

I think most Hindus would like to tell you about Vishnu, but they can't get their arms around how they should.
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on June 23, 2016, 02:44:41 pm
I think most Hindus would like to tell you about Vishnu, but they can't get their arms around how they should.

They'd say more about Kali, but they get tongue tied.
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: Aussie Astro on June 23, 2016, 06:26:11 pm
Big hitter, the Lama.

A poor tipper I hear.
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: Duman on June 23, 2016, 08:51:39 pm
Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 23, 2016, 09:07:40 pm
I asked a Zen Bhuddist friend of mine what he wanted on his hamburger and he said, "make me one with everything."
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: JimR on June 23, 2016, 09:27:21 pm
Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

omg
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: Dark Star on June 24, 2016, 07:38:59 am
Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

He drank his own piss, too. He said it toughened up his windpipe.
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: Outlawscotty on June 25, 2016, 01:57:08 pm
Which makes him, among other things,  very Urinique.
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: Randy Watson on July 05, 2016, 10:44:38 am
Doug Brocail lost all the money he earned as a player because his brother managed his finances and embezzled it all.  Sucks.  At least Brocail has a good job as a coach.
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: Fredia on July 05, 2016, 11:43:21 am
hmmm and i always felt comforted I had a daughter and son-in-law combo
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: hostros7 on July 05, 2016, 07:07:49 pm
Doug Brocail lost all the money he earned as a player because his brother managed his finances and embezzled it all.  Sucks.  At least Brocail has a good job as a coach.

Man, some people can manage to be impossibly shitty human beings.
Title: Re: Did he have to sell the bulldozer?
Post by: MusicMan on July 05, 2016, 09:59:55 pm
Man, some people can manage to be impossibly shitty human beings.

But enough about the 2016 election.