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Title: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Mr. Happy on September 29, 2015, 06:14:00 pm
Your lineups for tonight's late show:

Astros

2BJose Altuve (R)
RFGeorge Springer (R)
SSCarlos Correa (R)
DHEvan Gattis (R)
3BJed Lowrie (S)
1BChris Carter (R)
LFMarwin Gonzalez (S)
CHank Conger (S)
CFJake Marisnick (R)

HOU: Mike Fiers (R)  (7-10, 3.66)

Sea Urchins

SS Ketel Marte (S)
3B Kyle Seager (L)
DH Nelson Cruz (R)
2B Robinson Cano (L)
LF Seth Smith (L)
RF Mark Trumbo (R)
1B Logan Morrison (L)
CF James Jones (L)
C John Hicks (R)

SEA: Vidal Nuno (L)  (1-5, 3.69)
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: geezerdonk on September 29, 2015, 06:32:48 pm
Swashbuckler Hinch throws caution to the wind and moves Carter up from seventh to sixth in the order.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: das on September 29, 2015, 07:18:44 pm
Agent Martinez with a 2-run pokey off of Hammels in the top of the first. Are we allowed to say that in here?
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: MusicMan on September 29, 2015, 07:25:47 pm

Agent Martinez with a 2-run pokey off of Hammels in the top of the first. Are we allowed to say that in here?

Yes, because Choo tied it with a 2 run HR in the bottom of the first.


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Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Jacksonian on September 29, 2015, 07:33:34 pm
Yes, because Choo tied it with a 2 run HR in the bottom of the first.


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But the fielders are throwing their rookie completely under the bus.  Two errors in the first and 0 out.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: MusicMan on September 29, 2015, 07:50:22 pm

But the fielders are throwing their rookie completely under the bus.  Two errors in the first and 0 out.

Rangers tack on 3 more as a result. 5-2 Rangers after 1.


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Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Jacksonian on September 29, 2015, 07:52:35 pm
Rangers tack on 3 more as a result. 5-2 Rangers after 1.


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Thanks das.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: MusicMan on September 29, 2015, 08:00:21 pm
Ausmus caused a Twitter riot by letting Norris throw 54 pitches in the inning.


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Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Jacksonian on September 29, 2015, 08:01:56 pm
Ausmus caused a Twitter riot by letting Norris throw 54 pitches in the inning.


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Guy knows nothing about handling pitchers.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: NeilT on September 29, 2015, 08:26:12 pm
6-6
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: juliogotay on September 29, 2015, 08:27:26 pm
Guy knows nothing about handling pitchers.

What is Bud Norris and pitching doing in the same sentence?
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Jacksonian on September 29, 2015, 08:32:33 pm
What is Bud Norris and pitching doing in the same sentence?

Bud Norris was pitching his ideas of a new career to the career counselor.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: mrpink on September 29, 2015, 08:34:57 pm
I'm pretty sure I heard Ashby refer to him as Bud Norris last night.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: NeilT on September 29, 2015, 08:47:36 pm
J.D. Martinez must hate the Astros.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: mrpink on September 29, 2015, 08:48:33 pm

Agent Martinez with a 2-run pokey off of Hammels in the top of the first. Are we allowed to say that in here?
Agent Martinez my ass. JD dropped a popup to right from Beltre for a ground rule double. 7-6 Texas
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: ferret on September 29, 2015, 08:50:10 pm
Brad has to be livid about the etagere he has in right.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: jbm on September 29, 2015, 09:06:16 pm
Agent Martinez my ass. JD dropped a popup to right from Beltre for a ground rule double. 7-6 Texas
Didn't even make enough effort to touch it. Pathetic.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: das on September 29, 2015, 09:12:19 pm
Thanks das.

I think I'll stick to my infrequent comments about the game at hand...
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Jacksonian on September 29, 2015, 09:16:22 pm
I think I'll stick to my infrequent comments about the game at hand...

Wise advise for the vast majority.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Nate in IA on September 29, 2015, 09:18:29 pm
This just in.. mlb.tv sucks.   Multiple pauses, dropouts, replays.. just pathetic for what is supposed to be the premier streaming service.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 09:21:13 pm
T1:

Altuve singles to CF
Springer singles to LF, Altuve, who was running on the pitch, moves to 3B
Correa chops one over the mound, Springer out 6U, but can't turn two..Altuve scores
Gattis pops out F3 in foul territory
Lowrie flies out F8

Astros take a 1-0 lead
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: MusicMan on September 29, 2015, 09:29:59 pm
Dammit, Marwin. You had no shot there.


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Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Tom Servo on September 29, 2015, 09:30:40 pm
Conger should have stopped that, though
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: chuck on September 29, 2015, 09:31:36 pm
Dammit, Marwin. You had no shot there.

No, but Conger's inability to catch leads to another Seattle run. If I never see Conger play catcher again that will be too soon.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 09:31:56 pm
Conger should have stopped that, though

Yes, that was on Conger.  He's just so fucking awful with the glove.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: hostros7 on September 29, 2015, 09:32:38 pm
The joint phallus-stepping costs the team a run.


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Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 09:33:21 pm
B1:

Marte with an infield single
Seager doubles to RF, Marte to 3B
Cruz with a sac fly to LF, Marte scores, Conger steps on his dick and can't stop the throw, Seager to 3B on what's scored a TE7, though it was Conger's fault.
Cano with a sac fly to LF, Seager scores
Smith...full count...strikes out swinging

Mariners get two runs, one earned, and lead 2-1
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: juliogotay on September 29, 2015, 09:33:29 pm
Yes, that was on Conger.  He's just so fucking awful with the glove.

why is noodle-arm playing? Stassi can catch and throw.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Navin R Johnson on September 29, 2015, 09:35:36 pm
Conger is just not a good defensive catcher.  36 stolen bases in a row allowed, ridiculous.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 09:35:52 pm
why is noodle-arm playing? Stassi can catch and throw.

He's in there because he can occasionally hit.  But he already owes one run.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: homer on September 29, 2015, 09:36:24 pm
If I never have to hear Ashby again it will be too soon.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Tom Servo on September 29, 2015, 09:37:44 pm
Also, Marwin made a pretty decent play there in LF to catch that ball.  He's not embarrassing himself out there (the unnecessary throw notwithstanding) .  Guy can just play.   
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 09:38:24 pm
T2:

Carter flies out F8 at the track
Marwin grounds out 5-3 on a hot smash
Conger strikes out swinging

2-1 M's.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: NeilT on September 29, 2015, 09:44:51 pm
There is just nothing more exciting than the crowd at a Mariners Astros game. You can feel the excitement right through the screen.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: hostros7 on September 29, 2015, 09:47:28 pm

There is just nothing more exciting than the crowd at a Mariners Astros game. You can feel the excitement right through the screen.

The manifestation of true, deep-seated enmity.


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Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Navin R Johnson on September 29, 2015, 09:48:26 pm
37 stolen bases in a row vs Conger.  WTF.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: David in Jackson on September 29, 2015, 09:49:22 pm
There is just nothing more exciting than the crowd at a Mariners Astros game. You can feel the excitement right through the screen.
A lot of quiet ballparks in late September.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 09:49:42 pm
B2:

Trumbo strikes out swinging
Morrison singles to CF
Morrison steals second as Conger bounces one down to 2B
Jones grounds out 6-3, Morrison to 3B
Hicks strikes out looking

2-1
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on September 29, 2015, 09:50:13 pm
Those of y'all who know such things: why is Conger so bad at throwing out runners? Arm strength? Release speed?
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: David in Jackson on September 29, 2015, 09:50:50 pm
That pitch was tough for Conger to handle, to be fair.
Title: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: hostros7 on September 29, 2015, 09:51:44 pm
Those of y'all who know such things: why is Conger so bad at throwing out runners? Arm strength? Release speed?

It's all above the above when one is historically inept. Also, his footwork seems awful/non-existent.


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Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: David in Jackson on September 29, 2015, 09:52:15 pm
stRangers and Halos winning. Twinkles rained out.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 09:52:21 pm
Those of y'all who know such things: why is Conger so bad at throwing out runners? Arm strength? Release speed?

Yes.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: ferret on September 29, 2015, 09:54:28 pm
Not what he's paid for
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: NeilT on September 29, 2015, 09:54:48 pm
Detroit just struck out Hamilton with bases loaded.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 09:54:57 pm
That pitch was tough for Conger to handle, to be fair.

The pitch was tough to throw someone out.  That doesn't excuse the lollipop throw.  As long as Conger cannot reach 2B, he's not going to throw anyone out.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: jbm on September 29, 2015, 09:55:21 pm
Those of y'all who know such things: why is Conger so bad at throwing out runners? Arm strength? Release speed?
I only know that his arm strength is bottom of the barrel for MLB.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Navin R Johnson on September 29, 2015, 09:56:27 pm
The pitch was tough to throw someone out.  That doesn't excuse the lollipop throw.  As long as Conger cannot reach 2B, he's not going to throw anyone out.

Well to be fair, he did throw one person out this year....that person was JB Shuck.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 09:57:55 pm
T3:

Marisnick strikes out swinging
Altuve strikes out swinging
Springer singles to LF
Correa pops out F4

2-1 M's
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: hostros7 on September 29, 2015, 09:58:22 pm
An intriguing scenario involving Springer, Julia, and some Crisco might be Ashby's ultimate aphrodisiac.


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Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 09:58:49 pm
I only know that his arm strength is bottom of the barrel for MLB.

It's not even that.  Conger could not make a high school team as a catcher.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: BizidyDizidy on September 29, 2015, 10:04:21 pm
I thought I had heard (or read) that historically he was average throwing out runners? Could be the peyote talking though.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 10:05:44 pm
B3:

Marte bunts, but right back to Fiers and is out 1-3
Seager flies out F7
Cruz strikes out looking

2-1
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: chuck on September 29, 2015, 10:07:53 pm
It's not even that.  Conger could not make a high school team as a catcher.

He could probably make a travel team.

Cruz is not going to suck all series. At some point he's going to wake up.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: BizidyDizidy on September 29, 2015, 10:08:51 pm
He could probably make a travel team.

Cruz is not going to suck all series. At some point he's going to wake up.

Not that at bat.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 10:09:30 pm
I thought I had heard (or read) that historically he was average throwing out runners? Could be the peyote talking though.

He's always been below average, but never this bad.  Regardless, I couldn't care less what he did three years ago, I only care what's he's doing now.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: BizidyDizidy on September 29, 2015, 10:10:01 pm
Does Ashby have any ability to judge balls off the bat?
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 10:10:55 pm
T4:

Gattis flies out Fy
Lowrie grounds out 6-3
Carter strikes out looking

2-1
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: NeilT on September 29, 2015, 10:11:02 pm
I thought I had heard (or read) that historically he was average throwing out runners? Could be the peyote talking though.


Mmmmm. Peyote.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: BizidyDizidy on September 29, 2015, 10:11:53 pm

Mmmmm. Peyote.

Nice little Tuesday.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: chuck on September 29, 2015, 10:12:14 pm
I thought I had heard (or read) that historically he was average throwing out runners? Could be the peyote talking though.

No one takes peyote in Brooklyn, dude. Do you realize how many gallons of water it takes to produce an ounce of peyote? Fuck.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: NeilT on September 29, 2015, 10:12:26 pm
That ad is what's wrong with America.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 10:12:35 pm
He could probably make a travel team.

Depends on daddy's money.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: BizidyDizidy on September 29, 2015, 10:14:08 pm
No one takes peyote in Brooklyn, dude. Do you realize how many gallons of water it takes to produce an ounce of peyote? Fuck.

Hey, I live in the upper east now, we don't give a shit about that.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: BizidyDizidy on September 29, 2015, 10:14:32 pm
Its terrible, btw.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 10:16:13 pm
Hey, I live in the upper east now, we don't give a shit about that.

Peyote is a cactus, so it doesn't take much water at all, but it does usually require higher elevations.  I guess it depends on what floor you live on.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: BizidyDizidy on September 29, 2015, 10:18:48 pm
Peyote is a cactus, so it doesn't take much water at all, but it does usually require higher elevations.  I guess it depends on what floor you live on.

23rd, but my wife keeps overwatering our balcony supply.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 10:20:13 pm
B4:

Cano pops out F5 in foul ground
Smith chops out in front of the plate, tagged out by Fiers, 1U
Trumbo grounds out 3U

2-1
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Noe on September 29, 2015, 10:22:08 pm
With runners on the corners for Detroit and only one out, Rajai Davis tried to bunt? Whaaa? Bunt? And pops out doing so. Two outs now, Kinsler is the last hope to get something done in the bottom of the ninth.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: chuck on September 29, 2015, 10:22:56 pm
Hey, I live in the upper east now, we don't give a shit about that.

A band I was in back in a past life was due to play in some place or another. The little tag line they put in the free weekly ad next to our name in advance of the show was 'Peyote for the masses.'

I never really knew what to make of that.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: BizidyDizidy on September 29, 2015, 10:23:07 pm
Shitfuck
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: BizidyDizidy on September 29, 2015, 10:23:49 pm
Marwin!
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 10:23:52 pm
Marwin!!!
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Noe on September 29, 2015, 10:23:55 pm
It's over. Detroit spits the bit and Texas wins a tight game... 7-6, even though Kinsler gave it a ride, but Drew Stubbs runs it down. Again, with only one out and a runner on third... Davis tried to bunt and popped out. Man, oh man!
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: juliogotay on September 29, 2015, 10:24:58 pm
With runners on the corners for Detroit and only one out, Rajai Davis tried to bunt? Whaaa? Bunt? And pops out doing so. Two outs now, Kinsler is the last hope to get something done in the bottom of the ninth.

Kinsler almost got it done but a very good running catch in CF by Astros draftee Drew Stubbs ended the game. Would have been an extra base hit scoring two. Damn.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: chuck on September 29, 2015, 10:25:06 pm
A lo profundooooooooo!
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: BizidyDizidy on September 29, 2015, 10:26:42 pm
A band I was in back in a past life was due to play in some place or another. The little tag line they put in the free weekly ad next to our name in advance of the show was 'Peyote for the masses.'

I never really knew what to make of that.

More enlightening than opium?
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Nate in IA on September 29, 2015, 10:29:19 pm
Springer -- RBI stud!
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Noe on September 29, 2015, 10:30:26 pm
Houston needs to rely on themselves to stay with the pack. BTW - the Yankees just made themselves catchable. Boston is having fun playing the spoiler role right now. Just saying.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: BizidyDizidy on September 29, 2015, 10:30:38 pm
Springer -- RBI stud!

If Springer, Gattis, Carter are hitting, this is a very tough team
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 10:30:59 pm
More enlightening than opium?

You gotta have a pretty strong stomach to do peyote...most people get sick and puke it all up long before any of the psychoactive effect.  I think chuck has a pretty strong stomach. 
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Noe on September 29, 2015, 10:31:49 pm
Springer -- RBI stud!

His approach is to let the ball travel and hit back up the middle and to right. Great approach makes for great situational hitting.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 10:32:10 pm
T5:

Marwin homers to LF
Conger with a rule book double to RF
Marisnick strikes out swinging quickly on three pitches...why he wasn't bunting I don't know
Altuve pops out F6
Springer doubles to RCF, Conger scores
Correa...full count...grounds out 4-3

But the Astros regain the lead 3-2
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: BizidyDizidy on September 29, 2015, 10:33:14 pm
Bit of a testament to Gattis's recent success that they gave Correa hittable pitches in that AB
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 10:38:04 pm
B5:

Morrison flies out F7
Jones strikes out swinging, 2-3 on the putout
Hicks strikes out swinging

3-2 Astros
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: BizidyDizidy on September 29, 2015, 10:39:08 pm
Really liking Fiers (and that trade overall).

Goes to show you the benefit of hiring McKinsey geniuses.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: BizidyDizidy on September 29, 2015, 10:43:56 pm
@ESPNStatsInfo: Marwin Gonzalez (HOU): 24th career home run (all 24 are solo home runs)

@EvanDrellich: One third of Marwin Gonzalez’s 24 career homers have come against the Mariners.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: hostros7 on September 29, 2015, 10:44:30 pm
Lowrie injured?


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Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: chuck on September 29, 2015, 10:44:52 pm
Really liking Fiers (and that trade overall).

Goes to show you the benefit of hiring McKinsey geniuses.

I know. You get genius deals like Perez and Tropeano for Hammerin' Hank Conger.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: BizidyDizidy on September 29, 2015, 10:46:08 pm
I know. You get genius deals like Perez and Tropeano for Hammerin' Hank Conger.

Hey, better than Enron
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: hostros7 on September 29, 2015, 10:46:14 pm
Gattis scoring from first may be one of my new favorite athletic feats.


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Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: BizidyDizidy on September 29, 2015, 10:47:02 pm
Boom, "intriguing", drink
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: chuck on September 29, 2015, 10:47:57 pm
Hey, better than Enron

Depends on who you are.

I wonder if Lowrie is gong to loan Villar his oven mitts.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: chuck on September 29, 2015, 10:49:36 pm
Boom, "intriguing", drink

I think Blum said intriguing a couple innings ago. That's got to be like three Fireball shots.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: chuck on September 29, 2015, 10:50:33 pm
Carter strikes out. Boom. No one drinks.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 10:50:35 pm
Lowrie injured?

He has a hole in his bat.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 10:50:52 pm
T6:

Ramirez in for the M's

Gattis walks
Villar, pinch hitting for Lowrie...3-0...3-1, doubles over CFer's head, Gattis lumbers around to score
Carter strikes out swinging at a pitch in the dirt
Tucker, pinch hitting for Marwin, flies out F7
Conger flies out F9

4-2 Astros
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: BizidyDizidy on September 29, 2015, 10:50:58 pm
I was on a 530 AM flight to Houston this morning, not going to make it much longer. Don't fuck this up guys.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 10:51:28 pm
Productive outs...Carter's inability to put the ball in play cost them a run.  Story of the season.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 10:52:08 pm
I was on a 530 AM flight to Houston this morning, not going to make it much longer. Don't fuck this up guys.

So?  We were at work at 5:30.  Don't be such a pussy.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Jacksonian on September 29, 2015, 10:52:17 pm
I know. You get genius deals like Perez and Tropeano for Hammerin' Hank Conger.

I truly think that's proof Luhnow thought he had a deal in place for Castro that fell apart right after he got Conger.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: David in Jackson on September 29, 2015, 10:52:33 pm
Productive outs...Carter's inability to put the ball in play cost them a run.  Story of the season.
+1
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: David in Jackson on September 29, 2015, 10:54:59 pm
Angels lead 7-1. Need this one.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: chuck on September 29, 2015, 10:55:54 pm
I truly think that's proof Luhnow thought he had a deal in place for Castro that fell apart right after he got Conger.

I think a number of us thought that at the time. I wonder what it would be like to follow a team in a town with a competent press. I guess I'll never know.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Jacksonian on September 29, 2015, 10:56:01 pm
Angels lead 7-1. Need this one.

A's have quit.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: BizidyDizidy on September 29, 2015, 10:56:12 pm
So?  We were at work at 5:30.  Don't be such a pussy.

5:30 flght = 2:45 CT wakeup - but you know what, fuck it, lets see this thing through.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Jacksonian on September 29, 2015, 10:56:51 pm
I think a number of us thought that at the time. I wonder what it would be like to follow a team in a town with a competent press. I guess I'll never know.

The fuck!?  You have OWA.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: hostros7 on September 29, 2015, 10:57:47 pm

I truly think that's proof Luhnow thought he had a deal in place for Castro that fell apart right after he got Conger.

Because when you trade your starting catcher you want to be sure to secure the services of the worst one in the Mlb as a replacement?

Not saying you're wrong, just saying the move is the move.


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Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 11:01:14 pm
Cano with a game tying home run...4-4 now.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: hostros7 on September 29, 2015, 11:01:16 pm
Shite


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Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 11:06:10 pm
Fiers out, Qualls in
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 11:08:10 pm
Qualls gives up a hit, and he's out after one hitter...Thatcher in.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Tralfaz on September 29, 2015, 11:10:46 pm
Steve Sparks pregame ritual is gargling red wine vinegar and whistling show tunes.  He says.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 11:11:37 pm
B6:

Marte flies out F8
Seager singles to RF
Cruz strikes out swinging
Cano homers to RCF, Seager scores
Smith walks

That's it for Fiers...Qualls in

Trumbo singles to RF, Smith to 2B

Qualls out, Thatcher in

Guiterrez, pinch hitting for Morrison...flies out F7

tied 4-4 now
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: hostros7 on September 29, 2015, 11:12:59 pm
Ashby and this dick cameraman are trying to give me a stroke. Made it seem like that ball off gutierrez's bat was headed for the 2nd deck.


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Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Tralfaz on September 29, 2015, 11:14:12 pm
Sounded well played by Tucker on radio
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: David in Jackson on September 29, 2015, 11:14:38 pm
Ashby and this dick cameraman are trying to give me a stroke. Made it seem like that ball off gutierrez's bat was headed for the 2nd deck.


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Near about had a heart attack. Tied after six.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: roadrunner on September 29, 2015, 11:15:44 pm
Camera man killed me there.

Let's get some fucking runs
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 11:19:11 pm
T7:

Smith in for the M's

Marisnick grounds out 5-3
Altuve grounds out 5-3
Springer strikes out swinging

4-4
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 11:24:00 pm
Thatcher out, Harris in
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Bench on September 29, 2015, 11:30:51 pm
You gotta have a pretty strong stomach to do peyote...most people get sick and puke it all up long before any of the psychoactive effect.  I think chuck has a pretty strong stomach.

A marxist cook that I used to work with at a neighborhood tex-mex joint during summers in college would bring dried rings of it across the border in containers of goat milk.  It was dry and tough to choke down, but no nausea and a very mild, pleasantly relaxing effect.  I remember hoping for more of  a Jim Morrison experience.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Bench on September 29, 2015, 11:33:52 pm
Harris looking June-like.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 11:34:26 pm
B7:

O'Malley pinch hitting for Jones, and Hinch counters with Will Harris...strikes out swinging, 2-3 on the putout
Miller, pinch hitting for Hicks, strikes out swinging
Marte...0-2...1-2...2-2...3-2...walks
Seager strikes out swinging

4-4

Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Bench on September 29, 2015, 11:43:49 pm
Great AB by Villar. 
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Bench on September 29, 2015, 11:45:47 pm
Carter to first on the catchers interference on an absolute meatball down the center. 
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: chuck on September 29, 2015, 11:46:04 pm
I remember hoping for more of  a Jim Morrison experience.

If you wanted to be a pretentious asshole you could just do coke.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 11:46:30 pm
Astros with 2 on 2 out in the 8th for Tucker...
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 11:46:55 pm
T8:

Correa grounds out 3-1

Smith out, Wilhelmsen in

Gattis strikes out swinging
Villar...full count...walks
Carter reaches on catcher's interference...score it E2, Villar to 2B
Tucker pops out F3 in foul ground.

Still tied at 4
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Bench on September 29, 2015, 11:47:47 pm
If you wanted to be a pretentious asshole you could just do coke.

I was young, naive, and didn't know any better.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Arky Vaughan on September 29, 2015, 11:48:23 pm
Astros with 2 on 2 out in the 8th for Tucker...

Dammit.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Bench on September 29, 2015, 11:49:12 pm
Harris still in for the meat of the order.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 11:51:21 pm
Harris out, Perez in
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Bench on September 29, 2015, 11:51:32 pm
Well, he was in for Cruz and got a ground out to third.  Perez in now for the lefty matchup on Cano.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Bench on September 29, 2015, 11:55:05 pm
Cano battled but ended up weakly putting the barrel on the bat for a pop up to left center. 

Perez stays in against the lefty Smith.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Bench on September 29, 2015, 11:56:11 pm
Neshek warming.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Bench on September 29, 2015, 11:57:26 pm
Smith bloops one in front of Springer.  Perez out, Neshek in.

Trumbo up.  Man on first, two out.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 29, 2015, 11:57:36 pm
Interesting thought...the Astros have 83 wins today.  In 2001, the Mariners got their 83rd win on August 8th. 
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Arky Vaughan on September 29, 2015, 11:57:38 pm
Neshek warming.

At first I read that as Neshek warning.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Bench on September 29, 2015, 11:59:07 pm
At first I read that as Neshek warning.

That too.  This white-knuckling the end of the season is more stressful than post-season games.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 30, 2015, 12:01:05 am
M's with runners at the corners and 2 out...
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: juliogotay on September 30, 2015, 12:01:29 am
Neshek laid that one right in there for Trumbo.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Arky Vaughan on September 30, 2015, 12:01:48 am
That too.  This white-knuckling the end of the season is more stressful than post-season games.

It's nothing personal against Neshek, but his stuff just isn't working like it did a month or two ago. It seems risky bringing him in.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 30, 2015, 12:03:12 am
I don't like the way Conger jerks around back there with runners on base. 
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Bench on September 30, 2015, 12:04:33 am
It's nothing personal against Neshek, but his stuff just isn't working like it did a month or two ago. It seems risky bringing him in.

It doesn't seem like he knows what's going to happen whenever he lets go of the pitch.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 30, 2015, 12:05:13 am
Neshek walks Gutierrez to load the bases with 2 out
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Bench on September 30, 2015, 12:05:18 am
Bases loaded.  2 outs.  Sean O'Malley up.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Arky Vaughan on September 30, 2015, 12:05:34 am
It doesn't seem like he knows what's going to happen whenever he lets go of the pitch.

Earlier in the year he was putting it in nasty places on the corner. It's cruising right down the pipe nowadays.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Bench on September 30, 2015, 12:06:29 am
Neshek immediately falls behind 2-0.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Bench on September 30, 2015, 12:07:09 am
Now 2-2.  C'mon Pat!
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Bench on September 30, 2015, 12:07:28 am
Awww FUCK.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Arky Vaughan on September 30, 2015, 12:07:43 am
Un-fucking-believable.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 30, 2015, 12:08:16 am
Who didn't see that coming?
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: MusicMan on September 30, 2015, 12:08:25 am
Someone needs to put Neshek out of his misery.


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Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Bench on September 30, 2015, 12:08:47 am
Fucking two out rallies. 
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 30, 2015, 12:08:58 am
B8:

Cruz grounds out 5-3 on the first pitch

Harris out, Perez in

Cano flies out F8
Smith with a flair off the end of the bat for a single that drops in front of Springer

That's it for Perez, Neshek in

Trumbo singles to RCF, Smith to 3B
Gutierrez...full count...walks to load the bases
O'Malley...singles to CF, Smith scores, Trumbo scores, Conger stomps his dick on the throw again, and runners move to 2B and 3B
Sucre flies out F9

6-4 M's, headed to the 9th
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: juliogotay on September 30, 2015, 12:09:31 am
Who didn't see that coming?

HInch.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 30, 2015, 12:10:04 am
Fucking two out rallies.

Perez gives up the little flair single, and he's on the hook for the loss.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: ValpoCory on September 30, 2015, 12:11:58 am
Perez gives up the little flair single, and he's on the hook for the loss.

That's 8th inning Pat Neshek for you.   
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: chuck on September 30, 2015, 12:12:39 am
Neshek warming.

I'll take organizational arrogance for eight hundred, Alex.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: BizidyDizidy on September 30, 2015, 12:13:05 am
Well, fuck
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Arky Vaughan on September 30, 2015, 12:16:19 am
I try hard not to be a fan who second-guesses the guy in the dugout, but Neshek has allowed baserunners in 11 of his last 15 appearances. For whatever reason, his effectiveness has deteriorated badly since mid-August.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 30, 2015, 12:18:10 am
Astros down to their last out, one on two out, chasing two runs
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: juliogotay on September 30, 2015, 12:18:36 am
I try hard not to be a fan who second-guesses the guy in the dugout, but Neshek has allowed baserunners in 11 of his last 15 appearances. For whatever reason, his effectiveness has deteriorated badly since mid-August.

It's his location. too many pitches down the middle of the plate.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: ValpoCory on September 30, 2015, 12:19:24 am
Altuve has looked atrocious in Seattle so far. Horrible approaches.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Texifornia on September 30, 2015, 12:20:11 am
For whatever reason, his effectiveness has deteriorated badly since mid-August.
It seems with side-armers that they sometimes lose vertical movement and the ball sails to the plate like a frisbee. The last couple of times I've seen Neshek on TV it didn't seem he had much movement.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Arky Vaughan on September 30, 2015, 12:20:51 am
And, as of now, the Astros are on the outside looking in for the playoffs.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Bench on September 30, 2015, 12:21:01 am
That's a rough loss.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 30, 2015, 12:21:15 am
T9:

Valbuena, pinch hitting for Conger, 2-0...3-1...full count...singles to LF
Rasmus, pinch hitting for Marisnick...quickly down 0-2...strikes out swinging
Altuve grounds back to the mound, Valbuena out 1-6, but Altuve reaches on FC
Altuve takes 2B
Springer down 0-2 hacking at a pitch 27 feet outside...flies out F9

Astros go down 6-4

Collapse continues, and the Astros now looking up at the second wild card spot.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: ValpoCory on September 30, 2015, 12:21:37 am
Well tonight sucked.  Hope for better tomorrow.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 30, 2015, 12:22:18 am
It's his location. too many pitches down the middle of the plate.

When you get behind, you have to be down the middle.  Neshek has to throw strikes.  He doesn't have the stuff to blow people away on fastball counts.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: The Spleen on September 30, 2015, 12:23:05 am
Extra brutal because we have no idea who or what is pitching for the Astros next game.
This series is likely lost unless they score a bunch of runs tomorrow...
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Arky Vaughan on September 30, 2015, 12:24:02 am
At least the Rangers and Angels have to play each other for four games to end of the season, so they cannot both keep winning. But it will not matter if the Astros keep losing winnable games.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: juliogotay on September 30, 2015, 12:24:48 am
1-10 with RISP tonight.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: juliogotay on September 30, 2015, 12:26:26 am
At least the Rangers and Angels have to play each other for four games to end of the season, so they cannot both keep winning. But it will not matter if the Astros keep losing winnable games.

I don't think they can afford another loss.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Noe on September 30, 2015, 12:27:01 am
And, as of now, the Astros are on the outside looking in for the playoffs.

The loss tonight and basically the collapse in September made them a chaser instead of a chasee in this final push. So now, instead of controlling  your own destiny, the Astros have to rely on others to help. Meaning, they need help from the Royals and Indians to hold off the Twins. While they will need help from Detroit and possibly Texas (yeah, right... watch them split) to bring the Angels back down to where the Astros can catch them. Oakland can help a little, but honestly, they're not competing much any more and quite frankly, don't know how much you can trust the Royals to compete (why should they if they can rest some guys and set up their playoff rotation instead).

You basically don't want to be in the position where you need help, but that is eggszactly the position they are in now.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Noe on September 30, 2015, 12:28:43 am
I don't think they can afford another loss.

One more loss and you need other teams do some damage like sweep the Angels or Twins and that is unrealistic. You have to win out now, and hope the damage done to the hopes of the other teams is in terms of realistic outcomes from their series. Astros are now in that position... IMHO.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Navin R Johnson on September 30, 2015, 12:29:24 am
Doomed.  Even if they make the playoffs, you aint going far with the bullpen pitching like it is.  Neshek might as well not be on the roster at this point.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 30, 2015, 12:29:55 am
At least the Rangers and Angels have to play each other for four games to end of the season, so they cannot both keep winning. But it will not matter if the Astros keep losing winnable games.

The Astros basically have to win out and hope for Rangers wins to have any hope at the wild card.  They have no realistic shot at the division anymore. 
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 30, 2015, 12:30:52 am
I don't think they can afford another loss.

Of course not.  Another loss puts them four back of the division and two out of the wild card with three to play.  They must win out now. 
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Noe on September 30, 2015, 12:33:13 am
The Astros basically have to win out and hope for Rangers wins to have any hope at the wild card.  They have no realistic shot at the division anymore.

*DING, DING, DING* the loss by Detroit and the Astros loss pretty much made a division title no realistic. Now you're in a position where you have to think four game sweep, so Hinch needs to manage the games that way. Every player has to contribute in order to sweep the next four games. You need to think moving runners over, not swing for the downs, take extra bases when you can... little things like that because you just cannot afford one more loss.

And then you still need help, so you need the Royals and Rangers to help.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 30, 2015, 12:37:20 am
*DING, DING, DING* the loss by Detroit and the Astros loss pretty much made a division title no realistic. Now you're in a position where you have to think four game sweep, so Hinch needs to manage the games that way. Every player has to contribute in order to sweep the next four games. You need to think moving runners over, not swing for the downs, take extra bases when you can... little things like that because you just cannot afford one more loss.

And then you still need help, so you need the Royals and Rangers to help.

If they win out, they can secure a tie for the second wild card, without help.  The Rangers and Angels have four against each other, so you're guaranteed either an Angels loss or four Rangers losses.  But they must win out now.

Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: The Spleen on September 30, 2015, 12:42:59 am
I can see sweeping in Arizona (Keuchel, McHugh, etc.). I just don't know how they get past tomorrow. Kazmir? Straily? Either way they're likely going to have to run out Johnny Wholestaff, and that's not going to end well with this bullpen... unless they score 453562898 runs.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: Noe on September 30, 2015, 08:40:44 am
If they win out, they can secure a tie for the second wild card, without help.  The Rangers and Angels have four against each other, so you're guaranteed either an Angels loss or four Rangers losses.  But they must win out now.

Yup, but a tie only means they still have to play an extra game and they have to win in order to make the playoffs. They need help and they need to win out. They can do it, but can the other teams help? I hope so.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: ValpoCory on September 30, 2015, 08:49:34 am
The Astros basically have to win out and hope for Rangers wins to have any hope at the wild card.  They have no realistic shot at the division anymore.

Yep.  I rolled my eyes last week when Matt Thomas started begging some Angels coach he was interviewing to "beat the Rangers for us".   What an idiot.  So disrespectful to the Angels.   The BBGs were all over that one.
Title: Re: Astros @ Sea Hags September 29, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 30, 2015, 09:49:02 am
Yep.  I rolled my eyes last week when Matt Thomas started begging some Angels coach he was interviewing to "beat the Rangers for us".   What an idiot.  So disrespectful to the Angels.   The BBGs were all over that one.

I can imagine the Angels coach saying "sure, we'll beat them for you...while we're passing your dumb asses as well."