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Title: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 19, 2015, 06:15:56 pm
Your lineups for tonight's tilt (no Gomez-yahoo!!!:

Rays

CFBrandon Guyer (R)
LFD. Jennings (R)
3BEvan Longoria (R)
2BLogan Forsythe (R)
DHA. Cabrera (S)
SSTim Beckham (R)
1BJames Loney (L)
RFDaniel Nava (S)
CCurt Casali (R)

TB: Nate Karns (R)  (7-5, 3.53)

Astros

2B Jose Altuve (R)
LF Marwin Gonzalez (S)
SS Carlos Correa (R)
3B Jed Lowrie (S)
RF Preston Tucker (L)
DH Evan Gattis (R)
1B Luis Valbuena (L)
C Hank Conger (S)
CF Jake Marisnick (R)

HOU: Dallas Keuchel (L)  (14-6, 2.36)
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 07:18:07 pm
Good Lord, Rob Drake is the picture of inconsistency. Why has the home plate umpiring been so horrific this season?
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 07:19:55 pm
Country Joe needs to fucking retire.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Tom Servo on August 19, 2015, 07:21:30 pm
Country Joe needs to fucking retire.

I love the fact that Country Joe can't tell the guys back in New York to go fuck themselves. 
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 07:22:32 pm
I love the fact that Country Joe can't tell the guys back in New York to go fuck themselves.

He can, but they don't really care.

I just imagine the pimply faced teen from The Simpsons on the other end.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Tom Servo on August 19, 2015, 07:24:40 pm
He can, but they don't really care.

I just imagine the pimply faced teen from The Simpsons on the other end.

Or Kenneth Parcell from 30 Rock.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 07:27:07 pm
Or Kenneth Parcell from 30 Rock.

Joe West: Fuck off!

Kenneth: Yes sir, Mr. West!
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Tom Servo on August 19, 2015, 07:28:15 pm
Joe West: Fuck off!

Kenneth: Yes sir, Mr. West!

With a big smile on his face.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Tom Servo on August 19, 2015, 07:29:07 pm
Anyway, Keuchel did a great job escaping that jam.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2015, 07:31:46 pm
Correa with a solo, 2-out HR. Astros 1-0.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Tom Servo on August 19, 2015, 07:31:52 pm
Carlos!  HR!  1-0 Astros.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 07:32:39 pm
Brownie has some kind of electric robot eyes. He knew that ball was out well before I was convinced.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 07:40:09 pm
Keuchel makes quick work of the Rays in the second, 3 ground outs.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 07:44:21 pm
Rob Drake's magical floating strike zone strikes again. 
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 19, 2015, 07:44:51 pm
Gattis sees five pitches and doesn't swing at any of them. It's the apocalypse I tells ya.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Jacksonian on August 19, 2015, 07:56:50 pm
Brownie has some kind of electric robot eyes. He knew that ball was out well before I was convinced.

That's why he is where he is.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 08:13:26 pm
Drake is having an awful game.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Reuben on August 19, 2015, 08:15:32 pm
Gattis sees five pitches and doesn't swing at any of them. It's the apocalypse I tells ya.
Shades of 2006 Moberg.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: chuck on August 19, 2015, 08:17:35 pm
Lowrie has not exactly set the world on fire since returning.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 08:31:55 pm
I lived in New England for a long time, but haven't spent much time in the area in the last 12 years.  Now hanging out in Windsor, CT, and am reassured that Connecticut (and much of the entire region) is still as redneck as ever.  After being warned about Jade Helm all day, I enjoyed the following comment from the guy next to me at a bar while having dinner:

"What's next?  They gonna be marrying fuckin' donkeys and horses? The queers and they fuckin' cats? There used to be good laws around here... like, no buyin' booze on Sundays.  Now I never was religious, but at least I used to show up to work on Mondays without a hangover.  This fuckin' countree. Nobody works hard anymore. "
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 08:35:48 pm
Marisnick beats the pitch out for a stolen base.  Always one of my favorite plays.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 19, 2015, 08:39:10 pm
I lived in New England for a long time, but haven't spent much time in the area in the last 12 years.  Now hanging out in Windsor, CT, and am reassured that Connecticut (and much of the entire region) is still as redneck as ever.  After being warned about Jade Helm all day, I enjoyed the following comment from the guy next to me at a bar while having dinner:

"What's next?  They gonna be marrying fuckin' donkeys and horses? The queers and they fuckin' cats? There used to be good laws around here... like, no buyin' booze on Sundays.  Now I never was religious, but at least I used to show up to work on Mondays without a hangover.  This fuckin' countree. Nobody works hard anymore. "

You should say "oh I'm not gonna marry my horse, I just plan to keep getting a little on the side."
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 08:43:57 pm
You should say "oh I'm not gonna marry my horse, I just plan to keep getting a little on the side."

He already left.  When the bartender went to give him his check enclosed in the typical leather folder, he responded "just gimmme da paypah.  I don't need no fuckin' book." 
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 08:48:26 pm
Lowrie with a walk.  Tucker up, one on, one out.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Reuben on August 19, 2015, 08:52:50 pm
I hate to agree with Ashby, but I am kinda surprised they overturned that.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 19, 2015, 08:53:45 pm
So that's, what, 0 for 7 with RISP tonight ?
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 08:53:57 pm
I hate to agree with Ashby, but I am kinda surprised they overturned that.

Hinch is the anti-Kubiak when it comes to challenges.

Lowrie on 2nd, Tucker on 1st after the successful challenge by AJ.  One out.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: austro on August 19, 2015, 08:54:27 pm
I can't remember the rules: is Hinch now out of challenges? Two successful ones?
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: homer on August 19, 2015, 08:55:00 pm
Not a high bar.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 08:55:39 pm
5-4-3 inning ending double play.  Ouch.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: austro on August 19, 2015, 08:57:31 pm
5-4-3 inning ending double play.  Ouch.

Just 5-3, wasn't it? Either way, it's two outs and the inning over.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: homer on August 19, 2015, 08:58:05 pm
Holy shit. I am disappoint.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: austro on August 19, 2015, 08:59:01 pm
Stupid fucks! I hope they're happy now. They would have gotten the ball either way, morons.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: hostros7 on August 19, 2015, 08:59:45 pm
Terrible hometown fan. 


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Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Reuben on August 19, 2015, 09:00:05 pm
Stupid fucks! I hope they're happy now. They would have gotten the ball either way, morons.
This.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: jbm on August 19, 2015, 09:02:05 pm
They are stupid fucks, but why would they get the ball?
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 19, 2015, 09:02:08 pm
I can't remember the rules: is Hinch now out of challenges? Two successful ones?

You get one unsuccessful one. As long as the calls are overturned, you can keep challenging.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: BudGirl on August 19, 2015, 09:02:15 pm
Keuchel should kick their ass.

And Asshby thinks it was ok. I abhor him.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: austro on August 19, 2015, 09:03:48 pm
They are stupid fucks, but why would they get the ball?

I'm sure Valbuena would have just handed/flipped it to somebody after making the catch.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 19, 2015, 09:04:37 pm
Thanks assholes.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: austro on August 19, 2015, 09:04:42 pm
You get one unsuccessful one. As long as the calls are overturned, you can keep challenging.

Ok, thanks for the clarification.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: homer on August 19, 2015, 09:05:05 pm
What a pile of fuck.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 09:05:08 pm
Just 5-3, wasn't it? Either way, it's two outs and the inning over.

I don't know.  Listening to Sparky take the play by play.  He's much better on color.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 19, 2015, 09:07:02 pm
I don't know.  Listening to Sparky take the play by play.  He's much better on color.

It was 5u-3

Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: hostros7 on August 19, 2015, 09:07:10 pm
Conger, sigh.  Dipshit fan cost is two runs. 


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Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: chuck on August 19, 2015, 09:07:12 pm
They should start doing the wave. Maybe then those necks would be too distracted to interfere with balls in play.

And Conger never fails to delight.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 19, 2015, 09:08:10 pm
Conger is to catchers what Chris Carter is to hitters. Fucking worthless behind the dish.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: austro on August 19, 2015, 09:09:22 pm
What a depressing inning.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: hostros7 on August 19, 2015, 09:10:02 pm

What a depressing inning.

Less depressing, more stabby. 


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Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Reuben on August 19, 2015, 09:10:20 pm
Conger is to catchers what Chris Carter is to hitters. Fucking worthless behind the dish.
Shitty throw by Tucker, shitty non-catch by Conger.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: hostros7 on August 19, 2015, 09:11:13 pm
 Those slack jaws are certainly hemming and hawing and clapping to "deep in the heart of Texas" while slamming a bud light limearita


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Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 19, 2015, 09:12:23 pm
Shitty throw by Tucker, shitty non-catch by Conger.

Tucker's noodle arm doesn't help, but Conger's gotta field that.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 09:14:24 pm
Tucker's noodle arm doesn't help, but Conger's gotta field that.

That was brutal to watch.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: juliogotay on August 19, 2015, 09:15:11 pm
Karns was drafted by Astros out of HS. 

*Tonight's Rays starter is Arlington's Nate Karns, who signed as the Nationals' 12th Round pick in 2009...three years after the Astros drafted him out of high school in the 10th Round. Karns told Marc Topkin that not signing with the Astros was a pretty easy decision:
They didn't offer anything. Communication was very limited. I just kind of moved on from that situation and got ready for college. It was really that easy for me...(Getting drafted) was something that I wanted, but at the same time I wasn't going to sell myself short. So I thought the best route at that time was college.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: chuck on August 19, 2015, 09:16:43 pm
The Conger deal and the Gomez deal, well, neither has borne succulent fruit at the major league level.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Reuben on August 19, 2015, 09:17:23 pm
What the fuck? Xavier Cedeno is awesome now? What is it with formerly shitty Astro lefties turning awesome with another team? First it was Abad, now X. Even Wesley Wright had his lowest ERA ever with the Cubs last year.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 19, 2015, 09:18:36 pm
The Conger deal and the Gomez deal, well, neither has borne succulent fruit at the major league level.

As long as I live, I'll never understand why you'd give a bag of balls for Conger. That Luhnow actually gave up another player is mindboggling. He's the worst professional catcher I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 09:19:02 pm
The Conger deal and the Gomez deal, well, neither has borne succulent fruit at the major league level.

I think Fyres/Fires/Feirs/Fears/Whatever has looked pretty decent so far.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: austro on August 19, 2015, 09:26:51 pm
I think Fyres/Fires/Feirs/Fears/Whatever has looked pretty decent so far.

Yeah, I'm not ready to write off the Gomez/Fiers deal yet, but the Conger deal is a real head-scratcher.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: hostros7 on August 19, 2015, 09:30:53 pm
Ashby:  "really nice positioning by Forsyth despite the strike out."

WTF.  So many levels. WTF.


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Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: austro on August 19, 2015, 09:32:10 pm
Great job by Qualls.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 19, 2015, 09:32:25 pm
That was fucking nails by Qualls.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: jbm on August 19, 2015, 09:33:28 pm
Yeah, I'm not ready to write off the Gomez/Fiers deal yet, but the Conger deal is a real head-scratcher.
I'm continually amazed at how few people have tried to steal on him.  Only 30?  Should be almost every player with a pulse.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: BudGirl on August 19, 2015, 09:33:34 pm
he definitely has been better since coming off the dl
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Jacksonian on August 19, 2015, 09:33:49 pm
That was fucking nails by Qualls.

Who'd have thought you'd be writing that in mid-August.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 19, 2015, 09:40:08 pm
Good thing Colome doesn't get many strikeouts.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 09:40:46 pm
for FUCK'S SAKE. PUT SOME FUCKING BALLS IN PLAY, YOU SCHLUBS!
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: juliogotay on August 19, 2015, 09:41:14 pm
Good thing Colome doesn't get many strikeouts.

Yea, three is all they will let you get in an inning.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: chuck on August 19, 2015, 09:42:12 pm
One, two, three yield one foul tip and eight swings and misses. That is not great.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: austro on August 19, 2015, 09:42:18 pm
Yea, three is all they will let you get in an inning.

Not if you're clever.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: austro on August 19, 2015, 09:43:01 pm
You know, I used to like the Rays. But these fuckers are really starting to piss me off.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 09:44:15 pm
You know, I used to like the Rays. But these fuckers are really starting to piss me off.

Don't blame the Rays for the Astros offensive ineptitude.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: The Spleen on August 19, 2015, 09:46:21 pm
It's too bad. This pitching staff is awesome. A legit World Series staff.
But watching these pitchers try to carry this offense is like watching some idiot use his Ferrari to tow his bass boat to the lake. And then not catch a single fish.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 19, 2015, 09:47:32 pm
Yea, three is all they will let you get in an inning.

Actually, you can get more than three in an inning.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: austro on August 19, 2015, 09:47:40 pm
It's too bad. This pitching staff is awesome. A legit World Series staff.
But watching these pitchers try to carry this offense is like watching some idiot use his Ferrari to tow his bass boat to the lake. And then not catch a single fish.

And then the boat trailer slides down the ramp and pulls the Ferrari underwater.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: austro on August 19, 2015, 09:48:38 pm
Actually, you can get more than three in an inning.

With Conger behind the plate, five or six is a distinct possibility.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 19, 2015, 09:49:00 pm
So the idiot fans, in pursuit of a $3 baseball, ensure the Astros bat in the 9th a run down.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 09:51:32 pm
FUCK YOU, ASHBY! God, I hate that stupid cocksucker SO much.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: austro on August 19, 2015, 09:51:56 pm
So the idiot fans, in pursuit of a $3 baseball, ensure the Astros bat in the 9th a run down.

Some education is definitely in order.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 19, 2015, 09:51:59 pm
Lowrie leads off the 9th with a double.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 09:52:13 pm
Come on Boxberger, groove one to Tucker...

ETF player name.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 09:53:52 pm
The Rays play their catcher deep to prevent wild pitches like that, but this time it cost them the wild pitch.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 19, 2015, 09:54:28 pm
Lowrie moves to 3b on a wild pitch, and Tucker strikes out.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: chuck on August 19, 2015, 09:54:38 pm
Some education is definitely in order.

Look who these mouthbreathers vote for. Good luck with that.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: austro on August 19, 2015, 09:54:52 pm
RISPonite. Renders them powerless.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 09:55:05 pm
I swear to god, some big league hitters stubborn inability to change their approach with 2 strikes is the stupidest fucking thing in the universe.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: austro on August 19, 2015, 09:55:49 pm
And then they watch things like the 1-0 pitch to Gattis.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 09:56:25 pm
Man, listening to the game on the XM app I am so far behind all of you.  I had such hope until I refreshed this page.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 09:56:40 pm
And then the watch things like the 1-0 pitch to Gattis.

I'd rather you take a change up you can't do anything with because you weren't looking for it than wildly flail at a high strike with your homerun swing like Tucker.

CAPTAIN CAAAAAAAAAVEMAN!
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 19, 2015, 09:57:28 pm
Gattis with a seeing eye single with the infield in. Tie game

Valbuena then grounds into double play on the next pitch.

Extras again
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 09:57:34 pm
FUCK YOU, VALBUENA.

That pitch was about 3 inches away from bouncing. DON'T SWING AT BULLSHIT.


FUCK!
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Jacksonian on August 19, 2015, 09:57:38 pm
I'd rather you take a change up you can't do anything with because you weren't looking for it than wildly flail at a high strike with your homerun swing like Tucker.

CAPTAIN CAAAAAAAAAVEMAN!

Audio files should be allowed.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: chuck on August 19, 2015, 09:57:38 pm
Man, listening to the game on the XM app I am so far behind all of you.  I had such hope until I refreshed this page.

Gattis hits into a double play.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Reuben on August 19, 2015, 09:57:45 pm
Thank God for infield in.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Tom Servo on August 19, 2015, 09:58:21 pm
I'd rather you take a change up you can't do anything with because you weren't looking for it than wildly flail at a high strike with your homerun swing like Tucker.

CAPTAIN CAAAAAAAAAVEMAN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD36ZhpHPpE
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 09:59:04 pm
Audio files should be allowed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD36ZhpHPpE
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 09:59:44 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD36ZhpHPpE

Well, that was eerie.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 09:59:57 pm
Gattis hits into a double play.

4-3-6 from what I can tell.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Tom Servo on August 19, 2015, 10:00:06 pm
Well, that was eerie.

Yes.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 19, 2015, 10:01:58 pm
I finally got home and just tuned in. All I got to say is: YES MOTHERFUCKER! YES!
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 10:02:51 pm
I finally got home and just tuned in. All I got to say is: YES MOTHERFUCKER! YES!

Nope.

There were about 150 NO MOTHERFUCKER! NO!s before the yeses.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Tom Servo on August 19, 2015, 10:04:10 pm
Well, that was eerie.

https://youtu.be/d2BMsHppIKM?t=32s
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: pots on August 19, 2015, 10:05:33 pm
Tyler White with a 2-RBI single in the first, batting an even 400 now
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 10:06:15 pm
https://youtu.be/d2BMsHppIKM?t=32s

Love the Lucas Brothers. Saw them at Moontower a few years ago when they were just hitting the scene. They were a riot.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 10:08:26 pm
We're going to be going in and out, just feeling good all over the place.

So much for locally owned franchises. 
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 10:08:54 pm
Thanks for fucking nothing tonight Conger. What a dogshit at bat.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 10:10:36 pm
This team swings through/takes more hittable pitches than the Travelling Morgan Ensbergs.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 19, 2015, 10:15:03 pm
Nope.

There were about 150 NO MOTHERFUCKER! NO!s before the yeses.

I know I had been listening to the Robert and Steve version of the game for the first 8.5 innings. That was why I was so emphatic.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: austro on August 19, 2015, 10:19:06 pm
I finally got home and just tuned in. All I got to say is: YES MOTHERFUCKER! YES!

You obviously didn't see the mouthbreathers down near Pinhead Point.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 10:21:27 pm
You obviously didn't see the mouthbreathers down near Pinhead Point.

What exactly happened there?
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: austro on August 19, 2015, 10:23:29 pm
Foul pop-up down the right side, right at the wall. Three (at least) dumbasses tried to catch the ball with their caps while Valbuena was trying to catch it. Ball goes uncaught. Next pitch turns into a single, so instead of nobody on with two outs, there's one on with one out. Followed by a fucking triple, Followed by a sac fly.

No runs if the foul ball is caught.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 10:24:46 pm
Foul pop-up down the right side, right at the wall. Three (at least) dumbasses tried to catch the ball with their caps while Valbuena was trying to catch it. Ball goes uncaught. Next pitch turns into a single, so instead of nobody on with two outs, there's one on with one out. Followed by a fucking triple, Followed by a sac fly.

No runs if the foul ball is caught.

Moises Alou would have turned them all into pariahs.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Jacksonian on August 19, 2015, 10:25:23 pm
I think yesterday wore Marwin out.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: austro on August 19, 2015, 10:25:49 pm
What do suppose the over/under will be on strikeouts against Kershaw?
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: BudGirl on August 19, 2015, 10:26:16 pm
What do suppose the over/under will be on strikeouts against Kershaw?

13
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 10:26:26 pm
I'm going to put my first through my TV if I have to keep watching these putrid fucking at bats.

Hey guys, you can watch what the pitcher is doing before your at bat, too. Believe it or not, he's throwing the SAME FUCKING PITCH as his strikeout pitch over and over again.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 10:28:24 pm
13

Over.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: OregonStrosFan on August 19, 2015, 10:28:27 pm

Yeah, I'm not ready to write off the Gomez/Fiers deal yet, but the Conger deal is a real head-scratcher.

Was and the time, and remains so today. Ugh...


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Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 19, 2015, 10:30:08 pm
It would be nice if one of you cool guys (or lazy assholes) did some PBP.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: The Spleen on August 19, 2015, 10:30:26 pm
Over.

Way over. For Kerry Wood values of over.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 10:30:44 pm
It would be nice if one of you cool guys (or lazy assholes) did some PBP.

Strikeout.  Inning over.  Repeat.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: austro on August 19, 2015, 10:31:15 pm
It would be nice if one of you cool guys (or lazy assholes) did some PBP.

Somebody stuck out.
Somebody else struck out.
Yet another person struck out.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Knoxbanedoodle on August 19, 2015, 10:31:56 pm
Hey all. Just got here. No clue whatsoever. Fuck the Rays. Here we go.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 10:32:59 pm
Somebody stuck out.
Somebody else struck out.
Yet another person struck out.

17 times so far this game.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: OregonStrosFan on August 19, 2015, 10:33:45 pm

Thanks assholes.

Yup

That was fucking nails by Qualls.

Yup

So the idiot fans, in pursuit of a $3 baseball, ensure the Astros bat in the 9th a run down.

Yup.

Idiots...


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Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Jacksonian on August 19, 2015, 10:34:19 pm
17 times so far this game.

5 2/3 innings worth of unproductive outs.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 10:35:42 pm
So who's been to Harrah's Lake Charles?  Is the scene hot?  Are the drinks cold?  Is a bench more than 45 feet of pine?
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 10:36:05 pm
Perez pitching.

Loney doinks a double down the line and off the scoreboard on a hop for a leadoff double.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: BudGirl on August 19, 2015, 10:36:13 pm
17 times so far this game.

But this is extra innings
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 19, 2015, 10:36:52 pm
Son of a bitch, home-boy Loney with a one out motherfuckin' double.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 10:36:52 pm
But this is extra innings

Kershaw is a lot more efficient.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 10:37:09 pm
Perez pitching.

Loney doinks a double down the line and off the scoreboard on a hop for a leadoff double.

Kiermaier pops out to Captain Golden Sombrero behind the plate in foul territory. 1 out.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: BudGirl on August 19, 2015, 10:37:39 pm
And I obviously have more faith in this team than you all do.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 19, 2015, 10:38:35 pm
Kiermaier pops out to Captain Golden Sombrero behind the plate in foul territory. 1 out.

My TV says two outs?!?!?! WTF is happening?
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 10:39:19 pm
Kiermaier pops out to Captain Golden Sombrero behind the plate in foul territory. 1 out.

Rene Rivera, with a runner on 2nd and 1 out, is battling, fouling off pitches with a 1-2 count.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 10:39:45 pm
Rene Rivera, with a runner on 2nd and 1 out, is battling, fouling off pitches with a 1-2 count.

Sorry, there are two outs. Rivera still battling.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 10:40:54 pm
Sorry, there are two outs. Rivera still battling.

ANOTHER foul. SWING ANNA MISS on a sweeping slider low.

Bottom 12th incoming:

Tucker
Gattis
Valbuena
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 19, 2015, 10:41:17 pm
I've been pounding some Real Ale Devil's Backbone Belgian-Style Tripel!
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 10:42:32 pm
This "Who is the strongest Astro?" commercial makes me even angrier that they all think it's Carter and he's so terrible.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 19, 2015, 10:43:52 pm
I don't care what anybody says, Oliver Perez was a good addition.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 10:44:29 pm
Bottom 12:

Pitcher 6 for the Rays, Matt Andriese, freshly up from their AAA squad.

Tucker doinks one near 2nd base, and Forsythe makes a pretty slick play to get him by a step. Tucker looked like he was running in quicksand.

1 Out.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: austro on August 19, 2015, 10:44:38 pm
I don't care what anybody says, Oliver Perez was a good addition.

I like Perez. I think he adds value to the pen.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 19, 2015, 10:45:26 pm
This "Who is the strongest Astro?" commercial makes me even angrier that they all think it's Carter and he's so terrible.

I don't know that commercial. MLBtv doesn't have commercials, just a screen that say commercial break in progress.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 10:46:29 pm
I don't care what anybody says, Oliver Perez was a good addition.

He's been more good than Abad.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 10:46:51 pm
Bottom 12:

Pitcher 6 for the Rays, Matt Andriese, freshly up from their AAA squad.

Tucker doinks one near 2nd base, and Forsythe makes a pretty slick play to get him by a step. Tucker looked like he was running in quicksand.

1 Out.

Gattis with a 3-0 count,  MONSTER HACK fouls it straight back, 3-1. Takes a hittable curveball right down the goddamn middle, 3-2. Same fucking pitch and Gattis hits a 430 hopper back to the pitcher for the easy out. 2 outs.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Knoxbanedoodle on August 19, 2015, 10:47:13 pm
This pitcher has the rare legit beer belly.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 10:48:16 pm
Gattis with a 3-0 count,  MONSTER HACK fouls it straight back, 3-1. Takes a hittable curveball right down the goddamn middle, 3-2. Same fucking pitch and Gattis hits a 430 hopper back to the pitcher for the easy out. 2 outs.

Valbuena takes strike one.  Drills one to left field, heading toward the corner. Jennings fires it back and Valbuena is out by 10 fucking feet trying to stretch. 3 outs.

Fuck this, I'm done play by playing. This team is pissing me off WAY too much.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 10:49:08 pm
The fuck. 
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 19, 2015, 10:49:39 pm
Didn't even look that close.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: The Spleen on August 19, 2015, 10:50:24 pm
Press harder, you idjits...
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: OregonStrosFan on August 19, 2015, 10:51:20 pm

The fuck.

Valbuena sure thought they missed the tag there and wanted a replay. HH, you sure they get challenges until they get one wrong - I thought it was a max of 2 (though after 7 umps could ask for re irs at their discretion)?


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Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 10:51:56 pm
Man, this ump crew is pretty fucking terrible.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 19, 2015, 10:52:20 pm
Fuck this, I'm done play by playing. This team is pissing me off WAY too much.

I can't believe they're still in first place.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 10:52:42 pm
Man, this ump crew is pretty fucking terrible.

Although Joe West wins the neck-wattle contest, hands down.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 10:53:28 pm
I guess AJ can still challenge.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: OregonStrosFan on August 19, 2015, 10:53:35 pm

Valbuena sure thought they missed the tag there and wanted a replay. HH, you sure they get challenges until they get one wrong - I thought it was a max of 2 (though after 7 umps could ask for re irs at their discretion)?


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Not saying the tag was missed - just saying Valbuena thought it was...

FWIW, AJs having this one reviewed, so I guess they can have more than two...


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Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: chuck on August 19, 2015, 10:53:38 pm
It's incredible how many calls these overpaid cocksuckers miss.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: pots on August 19, 2015, 10:53:41 pm
Tyler White with his second 2 RBI single on the night. 45 RBI now since July 1st
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: The Spleen on August 19, 2015, 10:53:51 pm
I can't believe they're still in first place.

Give them time...
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 10:54:03 pm
I can't believe they're still in first place.

Tonight was supposed to be a no beer night. I just finally broke down and popped a cold one.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 10:54:48 pm
Tonight was supposed to be a no beer night. I just finally broke down and popped a cold one.

You should have stuck to the whisky.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 19, 2015, 10:55:03 pm
It's incredible how many calls these overpaid cocksuckers miss.

+1
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 10:55:15 pm
Fields in. 
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: The Spleen on August 19, 2015, 10:55:46 pm
This is more like an absinthe kind of game.
Absinthe and kerosene...
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 19, 2015, 10:55:58 pm
Tonight was supposed to be a no beer night. I just finally broke down and popped a cold one.

Sometime you just have to, man.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 10:56:01 pm
It's incredible how many calls these overpaid cocksuckers miss.

Worst union ever.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Knoxbanedoodle on August 19, 2015, 10:57:12 pm
Are these umps having come-to-Jesus moments nightly? It must be weird how the dynamic is changing...how now everybody gets to see their shitty days at work, too.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 19, 2015, 10:57:35 pm
Tyler White with his second 2 RBI single on the night. 45 RBI now since July 1st

Wrong thread. But that's pretty good.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 10:58:15 pm
Worst union ever.

Seriously.

It's a good thing I'm not in charge of the umpire's union. There would be fitness tests every year (sorry Joe) and eye tests (sorry DJ Whoever The Fuck You Are At First tonight) and competency scoring (Sorry Angel).
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: OregonStrosFan on August 19, 2015, 10:58:37 pm

It's incredible how many calls these overpaid cocksuckers miss.

Overall I think the umps do a pretty legit job - Cowboy Joe West's crew notwithstanding of course...


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Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 19, 2015, 10:58:58 pm
Seriously.

It's a good thing I'm not in charge of the umpire's union. There would be fitness tests every year (sorry Joe) and eye tests (sorry DJ Whoever The Fuck You Are At First tonight) and competency scoring (Sorry Angel).

Don't forget Bucknor!
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Jacksonian on August 19, 2015, 11:00:25 pm
Don't forget Bucknor!

Why not?
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 11:00:36 pm
Don't forget Bucknor!

CB is fired before any of those things happen.

He'd be my personal assistant. Nobody would ever make it past him, they'd all get tossed before making it to my office.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: pots on August 19, 2015, 11:00:37 pm
Need to end this one now
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 11:01:19 pm
CONGER WHAT FUCKING PITCH ARE YOU WAITING FOR 2-0?! WHY ARE YOU BEHIND A SHITTY FASTBALL?!
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: chuck on August 19, 2015, 11:01:31 pm
Conger's going to hit a walkoff.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 11:01:59 pm
Conger's going to hit a walkoff pull a muscle swinging wildly.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Ebby Calvin on August 19, 2015, 11:02:30 pm
Conger 5 ks tonight.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 19, 2015, 11:02:32 pm
Conger with the rare Platinum Sombrero.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 11:02:37 pm
Thanks for fucking nothing tonight Conger. What a dogshit at bat.

RINSE, FUCKING REPEAT.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: chuck on August 19, 2015, 11:02:59 pm
I knew he'd walk off one way or the other.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 11:03:50 pm
HEY, DID YOU KNOW THAT IF ANY PART OF THE BASEBALL TOUCHES THAT FAKE STRIKE ZONE OUR TRUCK PUTS ON THE IMAGE ON YOUR TV, IT IS DEFINITELY A STRIKE AND THERE IS NO DEBATING IT?!
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 19, 2015, 11:03:59 pm
Hank Conger is the worst MLB catcher Hudson Hawk has ever seen. I trust his judgement... regarding catchers.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: The Spleen on August 19, 2015, 11:04:30 pm
Conger with the rare Platinum Sombrero.

A couple of more innings and he can go for Plutonium...
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: OregonStrosFan on August 19, 2015, 11:04:59 pm
Way to swing at balls 4 and 5 there dumbass...


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Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 11:05:17 pm
A couple of more innings and he can go for Plutonium Balonium (for you old school Simpsons fans)...
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 19, 2015, 11:05:46 pm
"That might have been a strike!"
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Ebby Calvin on August 19, 2015, 11:07:20 pm


Snacktacular
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 11:07:36 pm
Snacktacular

I also would've accepted delicious.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Knoxbanedoodle on August 19, 2015, 11:07:59 pm
I find Ashby's repellant weird assholery intriguing.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 11:09:57 pm
I find Ashby's repellant weird assholery intriguing.

As intriguing as the strikezone?
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 19, 2015, 11:09:59 pm
1B and 3B with one out for Marwin
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 19, 2015, 11:10:25 pm
Altuve is Eric Clapton!!!!
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 11:10:33 pm
As intriguing as the strikezone?

I will murder both of you.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 11:11:07 pm
Marwin.  Marwin.  Marwin.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: OregonStrosFan on August 19, 2015, 11:11:13 pm
There we go Jose! Time for some more magic Marwin!


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Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Knoxbanedoodle on August 19, 2015, 11:11:46 pm
Oh god, someone tell me what happens...
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 11:12:25 pm
Ashby, you're a moron. They're not looking to turn 2. They've got their whole infield in.


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK he makes the games SO much more stressful to watch.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 19, 2015, 11:12:47 pm
Altuve takes 2B with the infield in.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 11:13:13 pm
Oh god, someone tell me what happens...

Altuve steals second.  Marwin up with one out.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Ebby Calvin on August 19, 2015, 11:14:03 pm
Marwin Ks looking
2 out
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 11:14:09 pm
Bull fucking shit that pitch was on the inside corner.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 19, 2015, 11:14:17 pm
Oh god, someone tell me what happens...

What did you think would happen?  Marwin strikes out looking for the fourth time b
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 11:14:17 pm
And Marwin looks at strike 3.  CORREA TIME.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 11:15:10 pm
What did you think would happen?  Marwin strikes out looking for the fourth time b

19 on the night for the club.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: pots on August 19, 2015, 11:16:12 pm
CORREA!!
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Ebby Calvin on August 19, 2015, 11:16:22 pm
I love Carlos Correa
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 11:16:25 pm
FUCK. YES.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Tom Servo on August 19, 2015, 11:16:30 pm
Correa can tackle himself!!!  Astros win!
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 19, 2015, 11:16:36 pm
Correa singles to RF

Astros win!!!
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 11:17:01 pm
CCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 19, 2015, 11:17:21 pm
I don't believe  what my eye just saw!
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: The Spleen on August 19, 2015, 11:17:25 pm
I. Can't. Believe. They. Pitched. To. Him.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: OregonStrosFan on August 19, 2015, 11:17:38 pm

Tonight was supposed to be a no beer night. I just finally broke down and popped a cold one.

Astros Win! Way to step up and take one for the team there Mark!!!


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Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 11:17:46 pm
Ford and Sparks were both incredulous that Correa wasn't intentionally walked.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 19, 2015, 11:18:14 pm
Altuve should lay that fucker out.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Jacksonian on August 19, 2015, 11:19:05 pm
Altuve should lay that fucker out.

Right. Beat Gomez to it.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: The Spleen on August 19, 2015, 11:19:29 pm
Ford and Sparks were both incredulous that Correa wasn't intentionally walked.

Especially since the book on him the last month has been "pitch around him... there's nobody who can make you pay for it."
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 11:19:48 pm
Altuve should lay that fucker out.

Marwin doing it after his elusiveness last night would be the crafty veteran move.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: pots on August 19, 2015, 11:20:01 pm
Ford and Sparks were both incredulous that Correa wasn't intentionally walked.

Jed is no slouch.   This kid was having trouble throwing strikes and Jed is one of the few Astros that will take a walk
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Knoxbanedoodle on August 19, 2015, 11:21:36 pm
Happiness is knowing that your feed's lagging a little, refreshing the GZ after the 0-1 ball, and seeing Pots's "Correa!" Then you put your phone down and wait.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Bench on August 19, 2015, 11:24:18 pm
I like how I can google Astros and immediately get a score at the top of the search page, but if you google Angels you get all sorts of weird shit.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: ValpoCory on August 19, 2015, 11:43:08 pm
I. Can't. Believe. They. Pitched. To. Him.

me neither.  I was surprised they pitched to Gonzalez, but I thought to myself, "look at how much respect they have for Correa", by not creating a force at home or a double play opportunity.  Then they decided to pitch to him.  WTF. 

I was watching the visiting team feed online, and their announcer keeps calling him Carlos Correra.  One day they have to learn how to pronounce his last name, right?   Sincerely, Craig Beeegio.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: ValpoCory on August 19, 2015, 11:45:15 pm
Meanwhile, the White Sox suck.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: MRaup on August 19, 2015, 11:51:26 pm
What in the fuck is rasmus wearing in his post game interview?!
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: BudGirl on August 20, 2015, 12:32:40 am
What in the fuck is rasmus wearing in his post game interview?!

He is working a new style, Georgia redneck.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 20, 2015, 08:53:05 am
me neither.  I was surprised they pitched to Gonzalez, but I thought to myself, "look at how much respect they have for Correa", by not creating a force at home or a double play opportunity.  Then they decided to pitch to him.  WTF. 

Everyone acts like walking him was a no-brainer, but intentionally loading the bases with the winning run at 3B is a dangerous move.  It's more likely with one out, as it creates the double play chance.  But with two outs, it gives you very little wiggle room, and statistically almost doubles the odds you're going to give up that run at 3B.  A lot of managers view that as setting yourself up to lose.  Maybe you walk Correa, maybe you don't.  It's easy in hindsight to say they should have, but it's not an easy call in the moment.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: juliogotay on August 20, 2015, 09:46:08 am
The MLB network guys are gushing over Correa. Derosa is impressed with his maturity and his plate discipline. They also really like the Astros bullpen because of the different styles of the pitchers. Derosa said that is the way the Cards do it.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: JimR on August 20, 2015, 09:47:26 am
The MLB network guys are gushing over Correa. Derosa is impressed with his maturity and his plate discipline. They also really like the Astros bullpen because of the different styles of the pitchers. Derosa said that is the way the Cards do it.

Oliver Perez was a great pickup.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 20, 2015, 09:54:33 am
The MLB network guys are gushing over Correa. Derosa is impressed with his maturity and his plate discipline. They also really like the Astros bullpen because of the different styles of the pitchers. Derosa said that is the way the Cards do it.

The bullpen has made all the difference this year. Getting Neshek and Gregerson were a coup and getting Harris was a godsend.  Who knows where they are without those three.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: NeilT on August 20, 2015, 09:56:34 am
Extra innings wreck the next day.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 20, 2015, 10:10:19 am
Oliver Perez was a great pickup.

+1 And getting Harris was, as HH correctly said, a God-send. I give Luhnow the credit for selling the club to Gregerson and Neshek as free agents. They've stabilized what was a horrible bully.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: juliogotay on August 20, 2015, 10:34:08 am
Extra innings wreck the next day.

Facing a starter like Archer is not encouraging either.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: geezerdonk on August 20, 2015, 10:41:46 am
Archer is 1-4 with a 4.87 era in his last 7 starts. Maybe he will continue to trend downward for one more game.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: ValpoCory on August 20, 2015, 12:27:40 pm
Everyone acts like walking him was a no-brainer, but intentionally loading the bases with the winning run at 3B is a dangerous move.  It's more likely with one out, as it creates the double play chance.  But with two outs, it gives you very little wiggle room, and statistically almost doubles the odds you're going to give up that run at 3B.  A lot of managers view that as setting yourself up to lose.  Maybe you walk Correa, maybe you don't.  It's easy in hindsight to say they should have, but it's not an easy call in the moment.

Yep.  Even if you're facing Darryl Strawberry and Homer Simpson is on deck, if you walk Darryl to load the bases, you may bean Homer to lose the game.
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 20, 2015, 12:33:22 pm
Yep.  Even if you're facing Darryl Strawberry and Homer Simpson is on deck, if you walk Darryl to load the bases, you may bean Homer to lose the game.

And you could throw four pitches right down the center of the plate and the umpire call them balls.  You don't want your pitcher in a situation where a walk loses the game and he may feel he doesn't have his full arsenal of pitches.  To intentionally put him in it is a delicate move. 
Title: Re: Rays @ Astros August 19, 2015
Post by: BudGirl on August 20, 2015, 04:40:34 pm
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