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General Discussion => Beer and Queso => Topic started by: DVauthrin on August 02, 2015, 11:35:00 am
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It's that time again. Time to see which of us knows a thing or two about fantasy football. For those that played last year, Invites have been sent to your emails.
However, if you would have interest in playing, please respond here as new blood (fresh meat) is always welcomed.
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I'm a glutton for punishment, so I'm in again.
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If any spots open up, I'll give it a go.
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I want Chuck's ass this year.
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I want Chuck's ass this year.
We won't hold that against you, counselor.
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We won't hold that against you, counselor.
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I hear you. But, for whatever reason, I get really fired up to play the Rues.
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If you need a player to make the league an even number of teams, I'll
offer myself as a patsy play this season.
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I want Chuck's ass this year.
Well, hello, sailor!
I'm in, of course.
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Quote from: Mr. Happy on Today at 03:48:46 PM
I want Chuck's ass this year.
Well, hello, sailor!
I'm in, of course.
That exchange sadly reminded of the hideous Fassbinder film, Querelle.
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Looking forward to another season of being outscored.
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Looking forward to claiming the top spot this year.. so close last year..
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I'll contribute to Little Vauthrin's college fund.
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I'll contribute to Little Vauthrin's college fund.
Same here.
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I'm in.
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Someone can have my spot. Last year I had a hard time keeping up with a second league.
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I like getting whooped. If there is a spot, throw my name in the list.
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I like getting whooped. If there is a spot, throw my name in the list.
Sign him up.
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Is the draft tonight?
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Is the draft tonight?
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Yep.
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Oops, forgot about the draft and joined in the 8th round. I'll be working the waiver wire hard this season.
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Why the fuck did I not know when the draft was? How the hell did everyone else know?
I wonder who's on my team. Hopefully Brady and Bell.
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Why the fuck did I not know when the draft was? How the hell did everyone else know?
I wonder who's on my team. Hopefully Brady and Bell.
I wasn't even invited. Just consider me in last place.
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Seriously, how did you assholes know the draft was going on? I got nothing from Vauthrin, nothing from Yahoo, when I logged in to the league site a week ago or so there was no date for the draft. Fuck this.
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Seriously, how did you assholes know the draft was going on? I got nothing from Vauthrin, nothing from Yahoo, when I logged in to the league site a week ago or so there was no date for the draft. Fuck this.
You still beat me.
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Seriously, how did you assholes know the draft was going on? I got nothing from Vauthrin, nothing from Yahoo, when I logged in to the league site a week ago or so there was no date for the draft. Fuck this.
I had no idea. Sounds like a bunch of folks were in the same boat, which should at least make the early part of the season amusing.
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I didn't get any info and heads up email either, which is why I inquired here. I would have never noticed it if for not being in another yahoo league, which took me to the site and compelled me to click on this league as well.
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I was impressed with the short duration of the draft. Now it makes sense.
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I was impressed with the short duration of the draft. Now it makes sense.
Am I in it?
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Am I in it?
No, because it ended in about an hour at 8:45 or so.
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Oops, forgot about the draft and joined in the 8th round. I'll be working the waiver wire hard this season.
At least you remembered. The 1.21JJWatts will be starting from behind.
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No, because it ended in about an hour at 8:45 or so.
See? I am in last place again. Y'all have fun.
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I just looked at my roster. (http://i.imgur.com/vdLE8dJ.gif?noredirect)
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Incredible: my robot picked two fucking kickers. And not a single running back I've ever heard of.
ETA: Well, that's not quite true: I have heard of CJ Spiller. Unfortunately, I most recently heard about him when New Orleans announced he was having arthroscopic surgery on his knee.
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Incredible: my robot picked two fucking kickers. And not a single running back I've ever heard of.
Two here, too. And Eli Fucking Manning at QB.
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Two here, too. And Eli Fucking Manning at QB.
may you lose every game until you get rid of him. i hate him.
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may you lose every game until you get rid of him. i hate him.
I would, but it drafted Kapernick as the backup. And I really don't want to be Rick Smith.
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I would, but it drafted Kapernick as the backup. And I really don't want to be Rick Smith.
I'll trade you Andy Dalton for a running back with two knees.
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I'll trade you Andy Dalton for a running back with two knees.
No dice. I have Jamaal Charles, Ryan Mathews, and something called a Lamar Miller.
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I have Latavius Murray (who he?), CJ Spiller (where knee?), and Tevin Coleman, Atlanta's 3rd round pick from powerhouse Indiana University who garnered 2 yards on 4 carries in the most recent exhibition game.
You can't hope to stop my team, you can only hope to contain them.
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Seriously, how did you assholes know the draft was going on? I got nothing from Vauthrin, nothing from Yahoo, when I logged in to the league site a week ago or so there was no date for the draft. Fuck this.
I logged on to Yahoo about a week ago to take a look around and it told me when the draft was scheduled for. That said, I received nothing from Yahoo about the draft.
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I would like to think that Yahoo is smart enough to cover for a commissioner who's asleep at the wheel, you know, an email, Hey, fuckwit, you have a draft tomorrow.
Nope.
I wonder if Vauthrin drafted in person. Let me check...
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Well, he ended up with Le'Veon Bell instead of me so who knows. I got Brady, though, just like I thought. Look out week five, motherfuckers.
I also got approximately seven other guys who are out week one. In all seriousness, three of my four receivers are out. I literally cannot field a full team with the bullshit these idiots drafted for me. Oh, no, I'm wrong. Devante Adams saves the day. I bet that will be the only time we hear that this year.
On the bright side I ended up with only one kicker. I'm pretty happy with him, actually. Of course I got Indy's defense. Not too sure why anyone would draft Indy's defense other than by mistake.
I'll trade Indy in for someone who looks like they might play week one, you know, just for the hell of it. See if I can field a team. And I may just start Winston for the fun of it. Yahoo tells me that 3% of teams are starting him. Well, fuck that, 3% of real NFL teams are starting him so how bad could that be?
One year I was in flight as the draft went down and I knew that Yahoo would draft for me. I ended up with Shady and Matt Forte. I don't remember who my QB was. I scored a shitload of points. And lost most every game, as I recall.
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This is all of no moment, because I was live in the draft for the entire thing and still sucked eggs.
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I got Brady, though, just like I thought. Look out week five, motherfuckers.
Good thing those activist judges are on your side.
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Well, he ended up with Le'Veon Bell instead of me so who knows. I got Brady, though, just like I thought. Look out week five, motherfuckers.
No need to wait. Brady's suspension was just overturned.
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On another bright note I did get the Send me the thirty bucks email so there are some signs of life emanating finally from the commissioner's corner office.
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On another bright note I did get the Send me the thirty bucks email so there are some signs of life emanating finally from the commissioner's corner office.
I got that one too!
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On another bright note I did get the Send me the thirty bucks email so there are some signs of life emanating finally from the commissioner's corner office.
Still better than Goodell
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Well, he ended up with Le'Veon Bell instead of me so who knows. I got Brady, though, just like I thought. Look out week five, motherfuckers.
I also got approximately seven other guys who are out week one. In all seriousness, three of my four receivers are out. I literally cannot field a full team with the bullshit these idiots drafted for me. Oh, no, I'm wrong. Devante Adams saves the day. I bet that will be the only time we hear that this year.
On the bright side I ended up with only one kicker. I'm pretty happy with him, actually. Of course I got Indy's defense. Not too sure why anyone would draft Indy's defense other than by mistake.
I'll trade Indy in for someone who looks like they might play week one, you know, just for the hell of it. See if I can field a team. And I may just start Winston for the fun of it. Yahoo tells me that 3% of teams are starting him. Well, fuck that, 3% of real NFL teams are starting him so how bad could that be?
One year I was in flight as the draft went down and I knew that Yahoo would draft for me. I ended up with Shady and Matt Forte. I don't remember who my QB was. I scored a shitload of points. And lost most every game, as I recall.
FWIW (very little, I know), you probably have the best or 2nd best WRs in the league depending on whether Adams lives up to the hype and performs like a WR2 should in a prolific passing offense. Add to that a top tier RB1 and a QB hellbent on torching the league, and it's not too shabby of a starting roster.
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FWIW (very little, I know), you probably have the best or 2nd best WRs in the league depending on whether Adams lives up to the hype and performs like a WR2 should in a prolific passing offense. Add to that a top tier RB1 and a QB hellbent on torching the league, and it's not too shabby of a starting roster.
Once it started to dawn on me that all my OUTs didn't really mean out I began to calm down a little.
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Since many were unaware of Wednesday's draft, I reset the results and rescheduled it for this Wednesday, Sept 9th at 7:45 p.m
I apologize for my shortcomings as commissioner
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I can't do that on Sept 9th. Could we please do it on Thursday instead?
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I can't do that on Sept 9th. Could we please do it on Thursday instead?
I doubt that's going to work, since the season starts on Thursday.
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I apologize for my shortcomings as commissioner
I just figured you were sleep-deprived because of the new munchkin.
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I doubt that's going to work, since the season starts on Thursday.
I'm going to be at the River Bandit's playoff game on Wednesday so would prefer another day. I'm open to Monday or Tuesday..
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I just figured you were sleep-deprived because of the new munchkin.
I can't use that as an excuse this time. I knew yahoo sends out draft reminder emails, so I didn't send out notices. I should've done both.
That said, I did get the reminder email (at 4:30 a.m a day or two before) so I'm not sure why everyone didn't get it too. But it's no excuse.
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Who won this shitshow, anyway?
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Who won this shitshow, anyway?
Not me
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definitely not me either.
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I didn't win, but I feel we were all winners by just having participated.
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I didn't win, but I feel we were all winners by just having participated.
Where's my damn ribbon?
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Where's my damn ribbon?
trophy. demand a trophy.
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Whoever won this thing needs to speak up and I'll send you your $30 or whatever it is.