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Title: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 19, 2014, 03:25:01 pm
Your lineups for tonight's Derek Jeter lovefest:

Astros

RFRobbie Grossman (S)
2BJose Altuve (R)
DHChris Carter (R)
CFDexter Fowler (S)
CJason Castro (L)
3BMatt Dominguez (R)
1BJ. Singleton (L)
LFJake Marisnick (R)
SSGregorio Petit (R)
Brett Oberholtzer (L)  (4-8, 3.87)

Yankmees

LF Brett Gardner (L)
SS Derek Jeter (R)
CF Jacoby Ellsbury (L)
1B Mark Teixeira (S)
DH Carlos Beltran (S)
2B Martin Prado (R)
C Brian McCann (L)
3B Chase Headley (S)
RF Ichiro Suzuki (L)
NYY: Chris Capuano (L)  (1-3, 4.13)
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 06:19:25 pm
Is it just me or has Altuve become a little sloppy with the steal attempts?
Title: End of the 1st - No score
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 06:29:12 pm
Gardner - Ground out to 1B
Jeter - line drive out to Altuve
Ellsbury - Single drops in front of Fowler in CF
Teixeira - Line drive single to LF, Ellsbury to 2nd
Beltran - Flies out to LF after long at-bat

End of the 1st. No Score.
Title: Middle of the 2nd - No Score
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 06:42:28 pm
Fowler - BB
Castro - K swinging
Dominguez - Fielder's Choice to SS, Dominguez safe at 1st
Singleton - K looking

Middle of the 2nd. No Score.
Title: End of the 2nd - No Score
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 06:50:44 pm
Prado - K looking
McCann - K swinging
Headley - Grounds out to 3B

End of the 2nd. No Score.
Title: Middle of the 3rd - No score
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 07:00:48 pm
Marisnick - Flies out to 1st
Petit - Ground out to 2nd
Grossman - Line drive caught by jumping Jeter
Altuve - Grounds out to 1st

Middle of the 3rd. No Score
Title: End of the 3rd - No Score
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 07:08:30 pm
Suzuki - Single to RF
Gardner - Sac Bunt, Suzuki to 2nd
Jeter - Grounds out to 3rd, Suzuki stays at 2nd
Ellsbury - K swinging

End of the 3rd. No Score
Title: Middle of the 4th - No Score
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 07:21:18 pm
Carter - K swinging
Fowler - Grounds out to SS
Castro - Single up the middle
Dominguez -K swinging

Middle of the 4th. No Score.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 07:30:04 pm
McCann with a 2-run HR to right field. 2outs. 4th inning. Yankees 2-0.
Title: End of the 4th - Yankees 2-0
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 07:32:30 pm
Teixeira - K swinging
Beltran - Fly out to right
Prado - Liner single to LF
McCann - Deep HR to right
Headley - K looking

End of the 4th. Yankees 2-0.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 07:44:27 pm
Grossman singles to right. Petit scores. Yankees 2-1. 2 outs, runners on 1st and 2nd.
Title: Middle of the 5th - Yankees 2-1
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 07:46:33 pm
Singleton - K looking
Marisnick - Flies out to CF
Petit - Doubles to LF
Grossman - Singles to RF
Altuve - BB
Carter - K swinging

Middle of the 5th. Yankees 2-1.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: Nate in IA on August 19, 2014, 07:46:58 pm
Thanks for the play-by-play.  Unable to watch tonight
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 07:50:01 pm
Thanks for the play-by-play.  Unable to watch tonight

No problemo.
Title: End of the 5th - Yankees 2-1
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 07:51:44 pm
Suzuki - K swinging
Gardner - Flies out to RCF
Jeter - Lines out to RF

End of the 5th. Yankees 2-1.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 07:58:55 pm
Castro scores Fowler on ground out to 2nd. Tied 2-2. 1 out. 6th inning.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 08:05:11 pm
Warren coming in to pitch for the Yankees. 1 out. Runners on 1st and 2nd.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: BizidyDizidy on August 19, 2014, 08:09:27 pm
Have they shown a big fat guy in an orange jersey with a hot wife and two crazy boys?  Asking for a friend.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 08:12:50 pm
Gonzalez singles to RF, Ichiro baubles the ball. Singleton and Dominguez score, Gonzalez to 2nd. Astros 4-2. 2 outs.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 08:13:18 pm
Have they shown a big fat guy in an orange jersey with a hot wife and two crazy boys?  Asking for a friend.

Have not seen such a scene. I'll let you know.
Title: Middle of the 6th - Astros 4-2
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 08:14:43 pm
Fowler - Triple on nice hit to LCF
Castro - Ground out to 2nd, Fowler scores
Dominguez - Single to CF
Singleton - Single to LF, Dominguez to 2nd
Marisnick - Grounds out to pitcher, Dominguez to 3rd, Singleton to 2nd
Gonzalez - Singles to RF, Ichiro bobbles for E, Dominguez and Singleton score
Grossman - K swinging

Middle of the 6th. Astros 4-2.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: BizidyDizidy on August 19, 2014, 08:15:00 pm
On borrowed time at this point anyway
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 08:18:27 pm
Get your kids another beer and see if you go another inning.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: BizidyDizidy on August 19, 2014, 08:21:50 pm
Better, iPods
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 08:28:29 pm
Prado with a double that scores 2-runs. Marisnick chased it around the LF corner. Tied 4-4. 1 out.

Oberholtzer coming out for Sipp.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: NeilT on August 19, 2014, 08:30:39 pm
Better, iPods

I reckon that stadium is awash in orange, and that every woman in New York is hot.  I don't know how you expect us to pick you out.  The kids I guess.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 08:36:47 pm
I reckon that stadium is awash in orange, and that every woman in New York is hot.  I don't know how you expect us to pick you out.  The kids I guess.

They keep taking pictures of weirdos in Yankee caps for some reason.
Title: End of the 6th - Tied 4-4
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 08:38:36 pm
Ellsbury - Single to LF
Teixeira - (Oberholtzer balks, Ellsbury to 2nd) K swinging
Beltran - BB
Prado - Doubles to LF, Ellsbury and Beltran score
McCann - Flies to shallow RF
Headley - K on foul top

End of the 6th. Tied 4-4.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: NeilT on August 19, 2014, 08:40:48 pm
When did Sipp replace Oberholtzer?
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 08:42:35 pm
When did Sipp replace Oberholtzer?

After the Yankees tied the game.
Title: Middle of the 7th - Tied 4-4
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 08:45:30 pm
Altuve - Grounds out to SS
Carter - K swinging
Fowler - K looking

Middle of the 7th. Tied 4-4.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: NeilT on August 19, 2014, 08:45:35 pm
After the Yankees tied the game.

So exactly one batter too late.  This is all Porter's fault.
Title: End of the 7th - Tied 4-4
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 08:55:35 pm
Suzuki - Flies out to CF
Gardner - Flies out to CF
Jeter - Grounds out to pitcher

End of the 7th. Tied 4-4.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 09:00:33 pm
My mlb.tv is behaving in a bizarre manner.
Title: Middle of the 8th - Tied 4-4
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 09:06:49 pm
Castro - K looking
Dominguez - K swinging
Singleton - Single to LF
Marisnick - Gets an out somehow, while my mlb.tv is melting down

Middle of the 8th. Tied 4-4.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 09:07:14 pm
Fields in to pitch for the Astros.
Title: Re: Middle of the 8th - Tied 4-4
Post by: NeilT on August 19, 2014, 09:08:58 pm
Castro - K looking
Dominguez - K swinging
Singleton - Single to LF
Marisnick - Gets an out somehow, while my mlb.tv is melting down

Middle of the 8th. Tied 4-4.

Just make something up.  It'd be good if it were really dramatic:

Marisnick out at home when he tries to stretch a triple into an inside-the-park home run.  What fucking stupid base running.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 09:10:17 pm
He flied out to CF. I think my mlb.tv is recovering.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: NeilT on August 19, 2014, 09:12:22 pm
He flied out to CF. I think my mlb.tv is recovering.

You're missing a real opportunity here.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: NeilT on August 19, 2014, 09:13:17 pm
That sounds like a nice play by Marwin.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 09:15:07 pm
That sounds like a nice play by Marwin.

He tried to get a little fancy with the catch and it bounced over his head.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 09:15:58 pm
You're missing a real opportunity here.

mlb.tv is giving me more "opportunities". I think its still tied, but who knows.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: jbm on August 19, 2014, 09:18:41 pm
Fields is awfully meaty these days.  The Astros are fortunate to escape unscathed. 
Title: End of the 8th - Tied 4-4
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 09:20:04 pm
Ellsbury - Infield single (I think)
Teixeira - K swinging (Ellsbury steals 2nd, then advances to 3rd on non-catch by Gonzales)
Beltran - Ellsbury out at home on Fielder's choice
Pardo - Singles to LF, Beltran to 2nd
McCann - Does something to get an out

End of the 8th. Tied 4-4.

Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: NeilT on August 19, 2014, 09:20:12 pm
mlb.tv is giving me more "opportunities". I think its still tied, but who knows.

It is. 

Ellsburty singled
Texeira Kd, Ellsbury steals 2d, advances to 3rd on a Castro error
Beltran reaches on a fielders choice, Ellsbury out at home
Proado singles
Fields gets yelled at
McCann flies out to center
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: NeilT on August 19, 2014, 09:21:44 pm
It is. 

Ellsburty singled
Texeira Kd, Ellsbury steals 2d, advances to 3rd on a Castro error
Beltran reaches on a fielders choice, Ellsbury out at home
Proado singles
Fields gets yelled at
McCann flies out to center


Change that last.

McCann hbp, out when he tries to stretch to second.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 09:22:15 pm
I'll head to the showers for the PBP.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 09:22:45 pm
Change that last.

McCann hbp, out when he tries to stretch to second.

Missing an amazing game I guess.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: NeilT on August 19, 2014, 09:24:40 pm
Missing an amazing game I guess.

There are people who would be surprised.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: NeilT on August 19, 2014, 09:25:13 pm
I'll head to the showers for the PBP.

Thanks for the pbp.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 09:29:36 pm
Chris Carter is a fine American.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: jbm on August 19, 2014, 09:32:47 pm
Chris Carter is a fine American.
He is. "I'm Chris Carter and I'm not taking 3-0 mfer"
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: chuck on August 19, 2014, 09:32:56 pm
Doink.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on August 19, 2014, 09:33:07 pm
Chris Carter is a fine American.
What's it called when you get the Golden Sombrero and you hit a three run, go ahead dinger in the same game?
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: NeilT on August 19, 2014, 09:43:51 pm
Top o' the ninth
David Robertson pitching

Morewins Gonzalez flies out to center
Robbie Baseball walks, w/ Altuve batting steals second
Jose Altuve steals first
cHRis Carter, Astros lead 7-4
Fowler, belying his name, singles
Pitching sub, Rich Hill replaces Robertson.  Little known fact:  David Robertson is the grandson of the television evangelist, Pat Robertson. 
Castro singles, Fowler to 3rd, Castro steals 2nd w/ Singleton batting
Dominguez
Gameday freezes.  Singleton overruns Castro before Fowler reaches home. Three outs.

Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: NeilT on August 19, 2014, 09:45:55 pm
What's it called when you get the Golden Sombrero and you hit a three run, go ahead dinger in the same game?

KHRis Carter.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: subnuclear on August 19, 2014, 09:48:17 pm
Top o' the ninth
David Robertson pitching

Morewins Gonzalez flies out to center
Robbie Baseball walks, w/ Altuve batting steals second
Jose Altuve steals first
cHRis Carter, Astros lead 7-4
Fowler, belying his name, singles
Pitching sub, Rich Hill replaces Robertson.  Little known fact:  David Robertson is the grandson of the television evangelist, Pat Robertson. 
Castro singles, Fowler to 3rd, Castro steals 2nd w/ Singleton batting
Dominguez
Gameday freezes.  Singleton overruns Castro before Fowler reaches home. Three outs.



Seems like a classic.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: NeilT on August 19, 2014, 09:50:56 pm
Seems like a classic.

It's a pretty exciting game, and I guess it ended while Gameday was frozen with Qualls, 3 up, 3 down.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: juliogotay on August 19, 2014, 10:05:46 pm
Did I hear Sparks say that the Astros lead the AL in runs scored per game since the ASB?
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: NeilT on August 19, 2014, 10:07:26 pm
Did I hear Sparks say that the Astros lead the AL in runs scored per game since the ASB?

For or against?  Or both?
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: juliogotay on August 19, 2014, 10:11:02 pm
For or against?  Or both?

For.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: BizidyDizidy on August 19, 2014, 10:12:53 pm
Left in the 7th - not sure if that makes us good luck or bad luck.
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: The Spleen on August 19, 2014, 10:19:11 pm
Gonzalez singles to RF, Ichiro baubles the ball. Singleton and Dominguez score, Gonzalez to 2nd. Astros 4-2. 2 outs.

"Goddamnit! Stop gluing rhinestones to that thing and throw it already!"
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: chuck on August 20, 2014, 01:37:58 am
Left in the 7th - not sure if that makes us good luck or bad luck.

Seriously, how the hell did you get there and back?
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: BizidyDizidy on August 20, 2014, 07:18:25 am
2 to the 4 (and vice versa)
Title: Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 19, 2014
Post by: subnuclear on August 20, 2014, 07:55:12 am
"Goddamnit! Stop gluing rhinestones to that thing and throw it already!"

He really needs to get a bedazzler if he wants to make that play.