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Title: Jonathan Martin
Post by: Uncle Charlie on November 01, 2013, 09:53:50 pm
Anyone following thus story?  I honestly cannot think of an analogy in the pros.  There isn't much in the way of information out there other than rumors, but it sure will be interesting to see how the five key stakeholders (NFL, NFLPA, Dolphins brass, Dolphins teammates and Martin) ultimately deal with this issue.  I wonder if he'll ever play again.
Title: Re: Jonathan Martin
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on November 02, 2013, 10:39:14 am
The fact that Incognito's name is the first to leak out as one of the perpetrators isn't surprising.  Schiano's probably trying to trade for him right now.
Title: Re: Jonathan Martin
Post by: Jose Cruz III on November 03, 2013, 12:56:52 am
I read a story earlier that he and Incognito exchanged texts where Martin told him he didn't blame him but the locker room stuff got to him. It also said that he had been dealing with issues that were "personal in nature" for months. That being said, I certainly don't feel the "personal in nature" is any of my business, but at the end of the day it will probably be revealed he is homosexual and some of his teammates are homophobic.
Title: Re: Jonathan Martin
Post by: Waldo on November 03, 2013, 08:57:52 pm
I read a story earlier that he and Incognito exchanged texts where Martin told him he didn't blame him but the locker room stuff got to him. It also said that he had been dealing with issues that were "personal in nature" for months. That being said, I certainly don't feel the "personal in nature" is any of my business, but at the end of the day it will probably be revealed he is homosexual and some of his teammates are homophobic.

Maybe his teammates in the cafeteria were worried about catching the gay?
Title: Re: Jonathan Martin
Post by: Bench on November 04, 2013, 12:53:46 pm
How much longer until Incognito releases a statement that he is being bullied by the media?
Title: Re: Jonathan Martin
Post by: Randy Watson on November 05, 2013, 10:24:07 am
Incognito is a piece of human excrement.
Title: Re: Jonathan Martin
Post by: Mr. Happy on November 05, 2013, 10:33:34 am
Incognito is a piece of human excrement.

+1
Title: Re: Jonathan Martin
Post by: MusicMan on November 05, 2013, 10:35:56 am
To the mouthbreathers saying that this shows that the NFL is getting "too soft":

Go tell a Marine that he's too soft.  Or, at least, try.  I doubt you'll finish.
Title: Re: Jonathan Martin
Post by: Bench on November 05, 2013, 12:15:36 pm
To the mouthbreathers saying that this shows that the NFL is getting "too soft":


It's part of America's War Against Football.
Title: Re: Jonathan Martin
Post by: Bench on November 05, 2013, 12:16:27 pm
That being said, I certainly don't feel the "personal in nature" is any of my business, but at the end of the day it will probably be revealed he is homosexual and some of his teammates are homophobic.

It's looking more and more that it was the case of somebody with low tolerance for assholes was put under the leadership of a giant gaping goatse-level asshole.
Title: Re: Jonathan Martin
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on November 05, 2013, 12:29:29 pm
I'm confused some people are saying that Richie Incognito is a giant turd and others are saying he is a giant asshole. Can we at least agree he is one fucked up dude?
Title: Re: Jonathan Martin
Post by: morningwood75 on November 05, 2013, 02:41:20 pm
I'm confused some people are saying that Richie Incognito is a giant turd and others are saying he is a giant asshole. Can we at least agree he is one fucked up dude?

He is very fucked up. He has major rage issues made worse by abusing performance enhancers.
Title: Re: Jonathan Martin
Post by: Mr. Happy on November 05, 2013, 02:56:51 pm
He is very fucked up. He has major rage issues made worse by abusing performance enhancers.

His past is checkered to say the very least.
Title: Re: Jonathan Martin
Post by: MusicMan on November 05, 2013, 02:57:51 pm
He is very fucked up. He has major rage issues made worse by abusing performance enhancers.

Comes from upbringing.  His father's apparently an asshole, too.
Title: Re: Jonathan Martin
Post by: austro on November 05, 2013, 08:16:38 pm
Comes from upbringing.  His father's apparently an asshole, too.

So can we hope that Incognito's (presumed) PED use has rendered him sterile? I'd prefer to see that particular genetic line come to an end.
Title: Re: Jonathan Martin
Post by: juliogotay on November 05, 2013, 08:51:29 pm
So can we hope that Incognito's (presumed) PED use has rendered him sterile? I'd prefer to see that particular genetic line come to an end.

We can hope.
Title: Re: Jonathan Martin
Post by: Lefty on November 05, 2013, 09:55:47 pm
I'm confused some people are saying that Richie Incognito is a giant turd and others are saying he is a giant asshole. Can we at least agree he is one fucked up dude?

Giant Douche vs. Turd Sandwich?
Title: Re: Jonathan Martin
Post by: Duke on November 06, 2013, 10:10:07 am
So can we hope that Incognito's (presumed) PED use has rendered him sterile? I'd prefer to see that particular genetic line come to an end.

It didn't stop Lance Armstrong from procreating.
Title: Re: Jonathan Martin
Post by: Randy Watson on November 06, 2013, 10:50:40 am
He is very fucked up. He has major rage issues made worse by abusing performance enhancers.

Nebraska had some beauties, didn't they?

Lawrence Phillips, Richie Incognito, Christian Peter, Thunder Collins, Dominic Raiola, etc.
Title: Re: Jonathan Martin
Post by: sporadic on November 06, 2013, 01:40:55 pm
Martin is less black than Incognito, it seems...

http://miamiherald.typepad.com/dolphins_in_depth/2013/11/richie-incognito-considered-black-in-dolphins-locker-room.html

NFL locker rooms must exist in some kind of alternate universe
Title: Re: Jonathan Martin
Post by: Jose Cruz III on November 06, 2013, 09:50:01 pm
I read a story earlier that he and Incognito exchanged texts where Martin told him he didn't blame him but the locker room stuff got to him. It also said that he had been dealing with issues that were "personal in nature" for months. That being said, I certainly don't feel the "personal in nature" is any of my business, but at the end of the day it will probably be revealed he is homosexual bi racial and some one of his teammates are homophobic is a raging lunatic douche bag.
FIFM
Title: Re: Jonathan Martin
Post by: juliogotay on November 07, 2013, 08:11:20 am
Nebraska had some beauties, didn't they?

Lawrence Phillips, Richie Incognito, Christian Peter, Thunder Collins, Dominic Raiola, etc.

Suh.