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Title: Pooholes Done for the Year
Post by: Limey on August 20, 2013, 09:15:09 am
Not much else to say here (http://sports.yahoo.com/news/angels-slugger-pujols-done-season-230607812--mlb.html).
Title: Re: Pooholes Done for the Year
Post by: Fredia on August 20, 2013, 09:28:07 am
time for him to seek social security retirement?
Title: Re: Pooholes Done for the Year
Post by: bubba on August 20, 2013, 09:34:42 am
Life without PED's?  Poor Hamilton, too.....
Title: Re: Pooholes Done for the Year
Post by: Bench on August 20, 2013, 09:46:26 am
Now he can focus on suing Jack Clark for slander, which if he's actually dumb enough to pursue should lead to a lot of interesting discovery. 
Title: Re: Pooholes Done for the Year
Post by: Limey on August 20, 2013, 09:49:24 am
Life without PED's?  Poor Hamilton, too.....

Bingo!
Title: Re: Pooholes Done for the Year
Post by: MusicMan on August 20, 2013, 10:48:54 am
Now he can focus on suing Jack Clark for slander, which if he's actually dumb enough to pursue should lead to a lot of interesting discovery. 

If he's actually clean, I hope he does pursue it.
Title: Re: Pooholes Done for the Year
Post by: Bench on August 21, 2013, 09:46:00 am
If he's actually clean, I hope he does pursue it.

I don't care if he's clean or not, I just want to see the long-form birth certificate and stories about him being an asshole to people.

Though I would prefer proof of roiding. 
Title: Re: Pooholes Done for the Year
Post by: MusicMan on August 21, 2013, 09:46:36 am
I don't care if he's clean or not, I just want to see the long-form birth certificate.

That's weird... it reads "Ted Cruz".
Title: Re: Pooholes Done for the Year
Post by: Bench on August 21, 2013, 09:48:06 am
That's weird... it reads "Ted Cruz".

Maybe Ted can get Brad Paisley to write a song called Accidental Canadian.
Title: Re: Pooholes Done for the Year
Post by: Limey on August 21, 2013, 10:14:41 am
That's weird... it reads "Ted Cruz".

Don't be silly.  Everyone knows that Ted Cruz is a Canadian-born Cuban who just happens to have an American mother.  This is settled law, people.
Title: Re: Pooholes Done for the Year
Post by: Lefty on August 21, 2013, 07:58:18 pm
Don't be silly.  Everyone knows that Ted Cruz is a Canadian-born Cuban radical who just happens to have an American mother.  This is settled law, people.
He may have even organized something in the vicinity of some communities.
Title: Re: Pooholes Done for the Year
Post by: Limey on August 22, 2013, 08:50:47 am
He may have even organized something in the vicinity of some communities.

And...he went to Harvard Law School [/disdain voice]