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General Discussion => Archive => Game Zone 2013 Archive => Topic started by: Mr. Happy on July 19, 2013, 02:45:46 pm
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Here are your lineups, as the mini-void is mercifully over:
Seafarers
SSBrad Miller
2BNick Franklin
LFRaul Ibanez
DHKendrys Morales
3BKyle Seager
1BJustin Smoak
RFMichael Saunders
CMike Zunino
CFDustin Ackley
SEA: Joe Saunders (8-8, 4.24)
SS Jake Elmore
2B Jose Altuve
C Jason Castro
1B Chris Carter
LF J.D. Martinez
RF Justin Maxwell
CF Brandon Barnes
3B Matt Dominguez
DH Ronny Cedeno
HOU: Bud Norris (6-8, 3.63)
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Cedeno... DH... again. That's just embarrassing. I would have more confidence in Brett Wallace, with one hand tied behind his back, facing any pitcher, left-handed or otherwise, than Ronny F'ing Cedeno.
But, fuck it, it is good to see a new GameZone thread.
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Cedeno... DH... again. That's just embarrassing. I would have more confidence in Brett Wallace, with one hand tied behind his back, facing any pitcher, left-handed or otherwise, than Ronny F'ing Cedeno.
They're doubling down on Miami.
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They're gonna have to fumigate the visitors' locker room when those dank and moldy bastards leave town.
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They're doubling down on Miami.
Tripling. Elmore is still a short stop on this team.
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Tripling. Elmore is still a short stop on this team.
Quadrupling. Ambriz has been recalled and is once again in the bullpen...
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Quadrupling. Ambriz has been recalled and is once again in the bullpen...
Can you fold in blackjack?
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Can you fold in blackjack?
You can surrender.
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They're gonna have to fumigate the visitors' locker room when those dank and moldy bastards leave town.
Is anyone at the game tonight? I'm sure MMPUS is packed with Mariners fans doing that weird shit they do.
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its because the home run statue has the mesmerized and controls their actions
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Bud looks fairly sharp tonight.
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Is anyone at the game tonight? I'm sure MMPUS is packed with Mariners fans doing that weird shit they do.
Ugh I fucking hate Mariners' fans so much. And all that weird shit they do. HATE. THEM.
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Not nice of Barnes to try and hit those Mariners fans in the Conoco pump area.
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Not nice of Barnes to try and hit those Mariners fans in the Conoco pump area.
They deserved it. Good for Barnes.
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Come on Bud! Do you want to be an Astro forever?!
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Mariners fans. They go to their games - most likely on public transportation - they drink good beer and they eat good food. Bunch of goddamn fairies.
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Mariners fans. They go to their games - most likely on public transportation - they drink good beer and they eat good food. Bunch of goddamn fairies.
Sounds like a bunch of socialists! Why, they're practically Canadian!
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Sounds like a bunch of socialists! Why, they're practically Canadian!
You got that right. And to the south of them you got Oregon. Why, those lunatics have recently come out in favor of free education. The whole goddamn region is a cesspool.
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You got that right. And to the south of them you got Oregon. Why, those lunatics have recently come out in favor of free education. The whole goddamn region is a cesspool.
The myth of free education still lives?
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You got that right. And to the south of them you got Oregon. Why, those lunatics have recently come out in favor of free education. The whole goddamn region is a cesspool.
Fuckers even want clean water. Can you imagine?
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Fuckers even want clean water. Can you imagine?
Sickening.
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Fields ain't looking too good. I don't see a third strike pitch and very questionable command.
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Fields ain't looking too good. I don't see a third strike pitch and very questionable command.
Looks the same as all of the other Astros to me: invisible.
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Fuckers even want clean water. Can you imagine?
And do they want it free as well?
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Congrats to Brandon Barnes on hitting for the cycle!
List of Astros who have hit for the cycle (http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/history/rare_feats/index.jsp?feature=hit_for_cycle)
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Barnes now 5-for-5.
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I wonder if there has ever before been a game where a team collected 16 or more hits, had a player hit for the cycle, and lost? Probably, but I bet not many.
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I wonder if there has ever before been a game where a team collected 16 or more hits, had a player hit for the cycle, and lost? Probably, but I bet not many.
That's because they weren't playing the Mariners.
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That's because they weren't playing the Mariners.
Those fuckin' Mariners. They'll just make you do all kinds of crazy shit. That's how they get their kicks. The bastards.
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I think the Mariners saw something in Fields' delivery because it appeared that they were not swinging at his curveball out of his hand. Whether Fields was tipping his curve ball or the Mariners were just sitting dead red, he was not very effective, again. I've about had enough of these gadamn Mariner fuckers and their shrewed ways.
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I've about had enough of these gadamn Mariner fuckers and their shrewed ways.
I think we can all agree that the Mariners are vile scum, but let's leave their wives out of it.
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NeilT breaks it all down for you (http://www.spikesnstars.com/2013/07/20/gobs/).
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Excellent recap.
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Good work, counselor! I dog fucking hate the Seafarers!
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And I swear that I don't have a run
No I don't have a run
No I don't have a run
No I don't have a run
No I don't have a run
Let's Go Mariners, get some runs woooooo!
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I think the Mariners saw something in Fields' delivery because it appeared that they were not swinging at his curveball out of his hand. Whether Fields was tipping his curve ball or the Mariners were just sitting dead red, he was not very effective, again. I've about had enough of these gadamn Mariner fuckers and their shrewed ways.
You might have something there. I wasn't watching his front because of television, but pitch-tipping can be a problem.