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Title: Fuck You Bud
Post by: Bench on March 27, 2013, 12:22:29 pm
Oh, once you explain it that way (http://www.astroscounty.com/2013/03/selig-says-realignment-was-only-logical.html) I can see how moving the Astros to the AL was the only thing to do.

The original article is behind the Chron's paywall, so I linked astroscounty's excellent rebuttal.

Some choice Bud comments:

Selig said the primary reason for the Astros' AL relocation came down to simple geography. With St. Louis, Milwaukee, Cincinnati, Pittsburgh and the Chicago Cubs in the NL Central, the Astros were the odd team out. According to the commissioner, the Cardinals, Cubs, Brewers and Reds have "tremendous" rivalries. The Astros did not, he said, because of their isolation....The teams left in the National League Central all had a geographical (base) - there was a relationship.

Houston was sitting down there; there was no relationship.

Title: Re: Fuck You Bud
Post by: Noe on March 27, 2013, 12:28:02 pm
Milwaukee? Really? A rival for anyone in the NL Central? Wow, the man is delusional.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bud
Post by: subnuclear on March 27, 2013, 12:30:35 pm
Is there still a law against punching Bug Selig in the balls?
Title: Re: Fuck You Bud
Post by: Ty in Tampa on March 27, 2013, 12:35:50 pm
He can take his sympathies and shove them up his better-looking-than-his-face ass. Like they said, he should have just shut up.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bud
Post by: MusicMan on March 27, 2013, 12:55:45 pm
Milwaukee? Really? A rival for anyone in the NL Central? Wow, the man is delusional.

By "rivalry" he meant "more Cubs fans came up to watch games here so I made more money that way."
Title: Re: Fuck You Bud
Post by: OregonStrosFan on March 27, 2013, 12:57:47 pm
By "rivalry" he meant "more Cubs fans came up to watch games here so I made more money that way."

I thought FTC fans went to Milwaukee to watch the Astros play home games?!?
Title: Re: Fuck You Bud
Post by: Gizzmonic on March 27, 2013, 02:02:44 pm
50 years in the NL as opposed to, what, 14 for your POS franchise?

It should have been Colorado or Arizona.  You are a corrupt scumbag.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bud
Post by: Mr. Happy on March 27, 2013, 02:06:04 pm
50 years in the NL as opposed to, what, 14 for your POS franchise?

It should have been Colorado or Arizona.  You are a corrupt scumbag.

+∞
Title: Fuck You Bud
Post by: geezerdonk on March 27, 2013, 02:13:41 pm
Is there still a law against punching Bug Selig in the balls?

Yes. Only punting with a three step approach is permitted.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bud
Post by: jester9450 on March 27, 2013, 02:25:58 pm
He is such a douchebag
Title: Re: Fuck You Bud
Post by: remy on March 27, 2013, 07:24:28 pm
Is there still a law against punching Bug Selig in the balls?

What balls?  You speak the impossible.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bud
Post by: Mike S. on March 27, 2013, 08:11:07 pm
I can't wait for the day that lying fuck dies in a back alley cheap hotel from syphillis.  With Bud Adams.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bud
Post by: Guinness on March 27, 2013, 08:23:18 pm
I can't wait for the day that lying fuck dies in a back alley cheap hotel from syphillis.  With Bud Adams.

See, now, that's a post.

HTML is really a pain on an iPhone.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bud
Post by: Astros Fan in Big D on March 27, 2013, 08:25:39 pm
FYB's handling of this has not lowered my esteem of him simply because he would have to climb 40 notches just to reach a frat house couch vomit/pee stain.

Title: Re: Fuck You Bud
Post by: Fredia on March 27, 2013, 08:44:16 pm
i concur with the title of the post
Title: Re: Fuck You Bud
Post by: Waldo on March 27, 2013, 09:28:39 pm
Selig is the only person who needs to just shut the fuck up more than Jim Crane.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bud
Post by: austro on March 27, 2013, 09:30:07 pm
Selig is the only person who needs to just shut the fuck up more than Jim Crane.

Bud Selig exists to remind us that we haven't yet hit bottom.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bud
Post by: Texifornia on March 28, 2013, 02:36:31 am
Bud Selig exists to remind us that we haven't yet hit bottom.
You mean as a species?
Title: Re: Fuck You Bud
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on March 28, 2013, 05:15:05 am
When he does die, they better bury him in an unmarked grave or else the groundskeeper at the cemetery is gonna have a lot to clean up, you know, from all the people who will be stopping by to shit and piss on it.