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Title: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Houston on January 03, 2013, 01:32:23 pm
Astros to host Rangers in MLB's exclusive season opener.

The Houston Astros historic debut in the American League vs. the Texas Rangers at Minute Maid Park will be showcased before a national television audience on Sunday, March 31 on ESPN’s exclusive Sunday night telecast.  http://www.facebook.com/Astros (http://www.facebook.com/Astros)
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Post by: juliogotay on January 03, 2013, 01:35:16 pm
Astros to host Rangers in MLB's exclusive season opener.

The Houston Astros historic debut in the American League vs. the Texas Rangers at Minute Maid Park will be showcased before a national television audience on Sunday, March 31 on ESPN’s exclusive Sunday night telecast.  http://www.facebook.com/Astros (http://www.facebook.com/Astros)

Great...that makes one game I know I will be able to view.
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Ron Brand on January 03, 2013, 01:35:31 pm
I plan on being there. With my RedAss jersey on too.
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Ron Brand on January 03, 2013, 01:36:33 pm
Slightly more info from Tags (http://brianmctaggart.mlblogs.com/).
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Ty in Tampa on January 03, 2013, 01:41:46 pm
"Historic" is one word I'd use.
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Ron Brand on January 03, 2013, 01:46:14 pm
"Historic" is one word I'd use.

Fucktastic? Shambolic?
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Ty in Tampa on January 03, 2013, 01:50:52 pm
Fucktastic? Shambolic?

Ramarkable. Budtaking.
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Ron Brand on January 03, 2013, 01:56:30 pm
Nolanrific.
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Houston on January 03, 2013, 01:56:41 pm
This is what I posted in the comments section:

Astros:

We're wiping out your 50-year history in the National League, but you're getting a March game on national TV and we'll call it historic. It's a win-win. Or at least a win for us. You... not so much.

Signed, Bud Selig, et al.
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Ron Brand on January 03, 2013, 01:57:35 pm
Nice.
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: VirtualBob on January 03, 2013, 02:01:33 pm
This is what I posted in the comments section:

Astros:

We're wiping out your 50-year history in the National League, but you're getting a March game on national TV and we'll call it historic. It's a win-win. Or at least a win for us. You... not so much.

Signed, Bud Selig, et al.
+1
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: jaklewein on January 03, 2013, 02:40:49 pm
Astros to host Rangers in MLB's exclusive season opener.

The Houston Astros historic debut in the American League vs. the Texas Rangers at Minute Maid Park will be showcased before a national television audience on Sunday, March 31 on ESPN’s exclusive Sunday night telecast.  http://www.facebook.com/Astros (http://www.facebook.com/Astros)

Reading this gave me an upset stomach.  I'm aware of the move of course, but this brings me one step closer to reaility.  I've been in a state of denial the entire offseason.
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Ron Brand on January 03, 2013, 02:43:41 pm
Reading this gave me an upset stomach.  I'm aware of the move of course, but this brings me one step closer to reaility.  I've been in a state of denial the entire offseason.

There are more than a few elements of a public execution.

Whatever. Fuck 'em. I'm gonna watch some baseball.
Title: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: geezerdonk on January 03, 2013, 03:00:05 pm
Easter Sunday
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Post by: Fredia on January 03, 2013, 03:20:44 pm
maybe junction jack can make a guest appearance as the Easter bunny
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Ron Brand on January 03, 2013, 03:29:06 pm
Easter Sunday

That don't confront me none. Especially since it's a night game.
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: EasTexAstro on January 03, 2013, 03:32:27 pm
Oddly, it is the one day Mrs. ETA has off until May. She had just called this morning to find out when opening day was, and they changed it after we talked.
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Randy Watson on January 03, 2013, 04:01:51 pm
Anyone else still fucking irate about the move like me?  I am half tempted to quit on MLB despite the passage of time.
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Andyzipp on January 03, 2013, 04:09:57 pm
So we're not going to the game?
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Mike S. on January 03, 2013, 04:10:59 pm
Anyone else still fucking irate about the move like me?  I am half tempted to quit on MLB despite the passage of time.

Fucking irate doesn't begin to describe my feelings.  Friends don't talk baseball with me anymore because of my reaction to this goddamned extortion.
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Ron Brand on January 03, 2013, 04:12:59 pm
Anyone else still fucking irate about the move like me?  I am half tempted to quit on MLB despite the passage of time.

I quit on the NBA and on the NFL many years ago for similar reasons. I don't miss the NBA, but I do have some misgivings about the NFL - at this point, I'm so lost on pro football that I have no idea who plays or for what teams, etc. I watch less than ten minutes of pro football a year, except for the Super Bowl. I don't really hang out with people so I don't miss discussions and so forth, but there is a kind of wistful feeling of loss. Not so much that I am tempted to crank my fandom back up - I pretty firmly just don't care any more - but man, I love baseball so much that I just can't do that to myself, regardless of how I might couch the spite into some kind of 'They did it to me, man, with all their bullshit...' I just can't cut baseball out of my life. I won't.
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Mike S. on January 03, 2013, 04:22:13 pm
I quit on the NBA and on the NFL many years ago for similar reasons. I don't miss the NBA, but I do have some misgivings about the NFL - at this point, I'm so lost on pro football that I have no idea who plays or for what teams, etc. I watch less than ten minutes of pro football a year, except for the Super Bowl. I don't really hang out with people so I don't miss discussions and so forth, but there is a kind of wistful feeling of loss. Not so much that I am tempted to crank my fandom back up - I pretty firmly just don't care any more - but man, I love baseball so much that I just can't do that to myself, regardless of how I might couch the spite into some kind of 'They did it to me, man, with all their bullshit...' I just can't cut baseball out of my life. I won't.

My interest in the NFL was shattered after the Oilers left.  The Astros being forced to move to the softball league is equally painful (if not moreso) because they were always THE team for me.  Like you said, though, it's baseball.  I just can't quite give that up.
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Ron Brand on January 03, 2013, 04:24:57 pm
The Oilers were the final nail for me and the NFL. I tried to get back on board with the Texans but it doesn't work for me.
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Ron Brand on January 03, 2013, 04:26:44 pm
So we're not going to the game?

I'm going. I understand if I'm not part of 'we' though.
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: BudGirl on January 03, 2013, 04:30:12 pm
So we're not going to the game?

I'm pretty sure I am going.  Not sure with whom though.
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Ron Brand on January 03, 2013, 04:34:00 pm
I'm pretty sure I am going.  Not sure with whom though.

Tease.
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Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on January 03, 2013, 04:42:27 pm
I'm still up for going.  I just might still be wearing seersucker.  You've been warned.
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Andyzipp on January 03, 2013, 04:54:38 pm
Did Spanish Flowers move to the American League as well?
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Post by: ValpoCory on January 03, 2013, 04:55:16 pm
Great...that makes one game I know I will be able to view.

No worries, all games against the Rangers not on ESPN will be aired to you in Houston with Rangers announcers.   Feel better now?
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Andyzipp on January 03, 2013, 04:56:47 pm
No worries, all games against the Rangers not on ESPN will be aired to you in Houston with Rangers announcers.   Feel better now?

I would assume they're going to be blacked out, but that assumption is based on nothing at all.
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Post by: Jose Cruz III on January 03, 2013, 04:59:40 pm
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Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Noe on January 03, 2013, 05:58:24 pm
Did Spanish Flowers move to the American League as well?

No self-respectin' Tex-Mex establishment would ever do such a thing! So, yes, Spanish Flower moved as well.
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: juliogotay on January 03, 2013, 08:19:28 pm
No worries, all games against the Rangers not on ESPN will be aired to you in Houston with Rangers announcers.   Feel better now?

Uh, actually I live in north Texas. Does that mean the ESPN game will be blacked out even though played in Houston?
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: austro on January 03, 2013, 08:26:17 pm
Uh, actually I live in north Texas. Does that mean the ESPN game will be blacked out even though played in Houston?

Only on your block.
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: roadrunner on January 03, 2013, 08:35:56 pm
Anyone else still fucking irate about the move like me?  I am half tempted to quit on MLB despite the passage of time.

Actually, no.  And I was pretty pissed when it went down.

I'm so sick of football and pointless basketball being shoved down my throat.  Dying for baseball season and even a little excited about watching Singleton and Cosart and whoever else debut next season.
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Post by: ValpoCory on January 03, 2013, 09:27:57 pm
Uh, actually I live in north Texas. Does that mean the ESPN game will be blacked out even though played in Houston?

For ESPN games, I doubt Fox Sports SW will do a broadcast.  Same with CSN Houston.  Of course, I could be wrong on one or both counts.
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Post by: roadrunner on January 03, 2013, 09:46:15 pm
The 2 Rockets ESPN games this year were not blacked out
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: NeilT on January 03, 2013, 10:19:49 pm
So we're not going to the game?

I keep hoping Ms. Doe shows up to set up the first game tickets.  It's something she does well, and it's a game against Our Hated Rivals, the Texans.
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: das on January 04, 2013, 06:35:14 am
I keep hoping Ms. Doe shows up to set up the first game tickets.  It's something she does well, and it's a game against Our Hated Rivals, the Texans.
The who?
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: NeilT on January 04, 2013, 06:37:44 am
The who?

Isn't that our American League rival?  It's hard for me to keep up.
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on January 04, 2013, 07:01:48 am
I abhor the the fucking move, but as I have stated before, the Astros are MY TEAM. They've been my team for 50 years. This new group my have control of my team but it was my fucking team long before they ever got involved. I've been to inter-league games and a World Series but, I've never been to a strictly American League game. I'm interested in how it differs, even if it's a negative difference. So, I would be interested in meeting up for opening day. But, I still hate the kowtowing owner for being a pussy and not telling the extortionist Selig to go fuck himself.
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Post by: Ron Brand on January 04, 2013, 07:52:35 am
Three words.

Crane for Commissioner.
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Guinness on January 04, 2013, 08:37:35 am
I abhor the the fucking move, but as I have stated before, the Astros are MY TEAM.

Yes, this.  And they're in the AL now.  If you don't like it, well, tough.  There are far, far worse things happening in everyone's lives and in the world than the Astros moving to the AL.  It's still baseball, it's still our team, and I, for one, still support them and will watch.  It'll be weird and different, but does it really affect my life?  No.
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Ty in Tampa on January 04, 2013, 09:15:47 am
I've cooled somewhat. I'm planning on getting the MLB.TV package again and my interest in the team doings is ramping back up. But it's like I have a sort of Tourette's, I have to unleash a "motherfucking cocksuckers!!" every now and then.
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Post by: juliogotay on January 04, 2013, 09:17:01 am
Yes, this.  And they're in the AL now.  If you don't like it, well, tough.  There are far, far worse things happening in everyone's lives and in the world than the Astros moving to the AL.  It's still baseball, it's still our team, and I, for one, still support them and will watch.  It'll be weird and different, but does it really affect my life?  No.

Well, you may get a little less sleep this year. Meanwhile, the Rangers continue to court Berkman according to Dallas Morning News.
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Ty in Tampa on January 04, 2013, 09:19:27 am
Meanwhile, the Rangers continue to court Berkman according to Dallas Morning News.

I heard on Tampa radio this morning that the Rays have some interest as well.
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Ron Brand on January 04, 2013, 09:28:56 am
Big fucking deal. We've got Carlos Pena!
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Post by: das on January 04, 2013, 10:48:03 am
Isn't that our American League rival?  It's hard for me to keep up.

Why in the world would we have an AL rival?
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Bench on January 04, 2013, 11:03:48 am
Did Spanish Flowers move to the American League as well?

Designated Queso!
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Post by: NeilT on January 04, 2013, 11:28:30 am
Designated Queso!

They're serving chicken fried steak now. 
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Post by: Limey on January 04, 2013, 01:27:33 pm
Tease.

She means Astros or Rangers.
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Post by: DVauthrin on January 04, 2013, 05:31:38 pm
Regardless of your feelings about the move to the American League, the Opening Day SnS tradition must stand.  It's about a group of friends getting together to reminiscence and catch up.   With lots of beer and queso being consumed. 
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Post by: Mr. Happy on January 04, 2013, 05:48:44 pm
Regardless of your feelings about the move to the American League, the Opening Day SnS tradition must stand.  It's about a group of friends getting together to reminiscence and catch up.   With lots of beer and queso being consumed. 

I just may have to make it this year, if for no other reason than to safely escort some of you to the yard.
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Post by: JaneDoe on January 04, 2013, 11:08:31 pm
So we're not going to the game?

I would be happy to organize again; the team has already contacted me--I believe the minimum in the past was 20 tickets.  I just wasn't sure there would be interest.  Lemme know.....
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: JaneDoe on January 04, 2013, 11:09:01 pm
Regardless of your feelings about the move to the American League, the Opening Day SnS tradition must stand.  It's about a group of friends getting together to reminiscence and catch up.   With lots of beer and queso being consumed. 

I agree.
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Ron Brand on January 04, 2013, 11:15:17 pm
Lemme know.....

I'm in.
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: NeilT on January 05, 2013, 06:02:25 am
I'm in.

I'll take two.
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Post by: EasTexAstro on January 05, 2013, 08:00:18 am
Two
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Post by: Andyzipp on January 05, 2013, 11:21:18 am
Me as well...
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Post by: Mr. Happy on January 05, 2013, 11:31:47 am
Count. Me. In. Montana needs to be represented at this historic event.
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Post by: Ebby Calvin on January 05, 2013, 12:39:25 pm
I'm a maybe.  Once we start the roll call for tickets I should have a better idea (Mar 31 is my bday).  I'll make SF or Saucer for sure though, if for no other reason than to meet Mr. Happy in person.
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Post by: JimR on January 05, 2013, 01:33:22 pm
the Raups are in unless The Younger says he is not coming.
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Post by: Fredia on January 05, 2013, 01:51:04 pm
i thought that was the rockies.. such a natrual rivalray
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Post by: chuck on January 05, 2013, 02:43:10 pm
You guys will get to see Berkman.
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Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on January 05, 2013, 03:29:16 pm
You guys will get to see Berkman.

Did the Ranger's offer him a real big carrot? Because, "if the carrot's not big enough, the mule isn't going to want to go." 
Title: Re: Relax, Astros' fans... this will make the league switch worth everything
Post by: Mr. Happy on January 05, 2013, 03:40:03 pm
I'm a maybe.  Once we start the roll call for tickets I should have a better idea (Mar 31 is my bday).  I'll make SF or Saucer for sure though, if for no other reason than to meet Mr. Happy in person.

Aw shucks, EC. I'm just your run-of-the-mill bald-headed old guy who loves baseball and the Astros. I'm planning on coming because it is high time that I met as many of you as show up. It will be my pleasure to shake your hands. A genuine pleasure.
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Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on January 05, 2013, 03:51:50 pm
A $10 million carrot.
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Post by: DVauthrin on January 05, 2013, 04:33:04 pm
I would be happy to organize again; the team has already contacted me--I believe the minimum in the past was 20 tickets.  I just wasn't sure there would be interest.  Lemme know.....

I'm in for two.