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General Discussion => Beer and Queso => Topic started by: Ebby Calvin on October 14, 2012, 07:44:39 pm
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Run the damn ball.
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They're certainly off to a fine start. Offsides on a punt? Really?
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Caldwell just had his ass handed to him.
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OL rips Watt's facemask off, no call.
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OL rips Watt's facemask off, no call.
It didn't happen to Rodgers or Brady so it didn't happen. Motherfuckers.
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I'd ask how this could have started worse, but I am a Longhorn fan.
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This doesn't bode well for Kubiak's inability to adjust at halftime.
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DAMMIT, BARWIN.
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Kubiak needs to pull his head out of his ass.
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You know, I probably shouldn't say this, but Kareem Jackson doesn't look completely lost this year. He still gets beat sometimes, but he seems to be doing better.
Jesus Christ, does Kubiak think he can redeem his unused timeouts for valuable prizes? Why not call the fucking timeout? What an idiot.
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You know, I probably shouldn't say this, but Kareem Jackson doesn't look completely lost this year. He still gets beat sometimes, but he seems to be doing better.
Jesus Christ, does Kubiak think he can redeem his unused timeouts for valuable prizes? Why not call the fucking timeout? What an idiot.
YOUR TIMEOUTS ARE NOT LIKE CELLPHONE MINUTES! THEY DON'T CARRY OVER!!
/favorite rant
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All on Kubiak thus far - with some assistance from the Refs Green Bay blinders.
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All on Kubiak thus far - with some assistance from the Refs Green Bay blinders.
The right side of the OL isn't helping anything and the secondary is not exactly putting on a clinic.
I haven't seen the team take Matthews seriously in terms of keeping someone in to block him.
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I think Otis Nixon is the referee for this game.
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The right side of the OL isn't helping anything and the secondary is not exactly putting on a clinic.
I haven't seen the team take Matthews seriously in terms of keeping someone in to block him.
The secondary looks awful.
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Barwin sucks dick. He's an idiot for not signing the contract they offered.
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I had no strong feelings about Aaron Rodgers before this game, but I want to knee him in the groin right now.
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You have got to be fucking kidding me. A personal foul, automatic first down on a field-goal attempt?
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Is this the stupidest fucking team in the league? Incredible.
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The Texans are making me feel better about my team's shitty play today.
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Way to give them 11 points, morons. Barwin, Manning and Posey, all idiots. As is Kubiak for not using timeouts prior to halftime.
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And now Schaub with a total panic move. Ridiculous.
On the bright side, we should be treated to some epic HH rants tomorrow.
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Ugh.
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Way to give them 11 points, morons. Barwin, Manning and Posey, all idiots. As is Kubiak for not using timeouts prior to halftime.
Hey, you're up against me, brother. You're just one accidental Owen Daniels touchdown from a loss.
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Hey, you're up against me, brother. You're just one accidental Owen Daniels touchdown from a loss.
Or Foster could go in and doom me.
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The defense is so disappointing.
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Unprepared, outcoached, outplayed. Dick-stepping at its finest.
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I should probably stop watching football.
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Aaron Rogers is the best.
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His receivers can catch some balls.
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Aaron Rogers could set a Coors Light on fire just by throwing a football at it.
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Hey, you're up against me, brother. You're just one accidental Owen Daniels touchdown from a loss.
I'm far more interested in the Texans winning the game, and penalties contributed to this blowout. But, yes the Texans Defense has killed me tonight in multiple leagues.
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This weekend has not been kind to Texas football teams.
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Or Foster could go in and doom me.
That blocked punt touchdown will do it.
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This weekend has not been kind to Texas football teams.
Must've sent the memo to Lubbock by stagecoach.
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Epic dick stomping by the Texans. It was a total effort...on offense, defense and special teams. But the Golden Flat Penis has to go to Wade Philips, who stubbornly stuck with his game plan of "lets not rush the passer and force their QB to beat us with his arm." I guess someone forgot to tell him that they were *not* facing Mark Sanchez tonight.
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This weekend has not been kind to Texas football teams.
The Bobcats won!
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This weekend has not been kind to Texas football teams.
...that you root for.
Texas Tech, Houston, Rice, TCU, A&M and Texas State all won this weekend.
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Epic dick stomping by the Texans. It was a total effort...on offense, defense and special teams. But the Golden Flat Penis has to go to Wade Philips, who stubbornly stuck with his game plan of "lets not rush the passer and force their QB to beat us with his arm." I guess someone forgot to tell him that they were *not* facing Mark Sanchez tonight.
A couple of times a year a team - even a great one - will just flat out not get a good game plan together. Rogers has been off this year...I think Wade believed he could get to him with 4 and fill the secondary with DB's to play on that fact. Rogers was hot last night...don't think it would have mattered much what was thrown at him. Good news is you guys still have an excellent record, and should have no issues within the division. Next week is a perfect opportunity to get back on track against a good team...a thumping of the Ravens will be good for the mojo.
Also, I am a firm believer that an ass-thumping can be a very positive thing (isolated, obviously)...from coaches to players it reaffirms the effort that has to be there for every meeting, practice, walk-through and game.
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Next week is a perfect opportunity to get back on track against a good team...a thumping of the Ravens will be good for the mojo.
Screw the SNF hype... the Ravens game is much, much more important than the Packers game. Thank God.
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Screw the SNF hype... the Ravens game is much, much more important than the Packers game. Thank God.
The Texans need to pull their head out. Playing the Ravens, even without Lewis, Webb and very likely Ngata is going to be ugly.
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Epic dick stomping by the Texans. It was a total effort...on offense, defense and special teams. But the Golden Flat Penis has to go to Wade Philips, who stubbornly stuck with his game plan of "lets not rush the passer and force their QB to beat us with his arm." I guess someone forgot to tell him that they were *not* facing Mark Sanchez tonight.
Golden Flat Penis? It was almost worth that shellacking just to read that post. I hope this award makes it into a Series Preview at some point!
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This weekend has not been kind to Texas football teams.
Just a bit myopic.
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...that you root for.
Texas Tech, Houston, Rice, TCU, A&M and Texas State all won this weekend.
I don't root for the Cowboys and certainly not UT.
I honestly almost forget that A&M is even in Texas anymore. Their move to the Southeast practically feels like a physical one to me.
Lubbock is definitely not in Texas to me.
Good for Rice, UH, and the Bobcats though!
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Also, I am a firm believer that an ass-thumping can be a very positive thing (isolated, obviously)...from coaches to players it reaffirms the effort that has to be there for every meeting, practice, walk-through and game.
THIS.
I had a strong sense that this team was believing its own hype going into the Jets game. They survived that and the scare seemed to do nothing to lower the nonchalance with which they started last night's game. The ensuing ball-stomping will, hopefully, right the ship and have them coming out fired up against the Ravens.
If Jacoby Jones runs back a kick off for them next week, like he did yesterday, I may level a small village.
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A couple of times a year a team - even a great one - will just flat out not get a good game plan together. Rogers has been off this year...I think Wade believed he could get to him with 4 and fill the secondary with DB's to play on that fact. Rogers was hot last night...don't think it would have mattered much what was thrown at him. Good news is you guys still have an excellent record, and should have no issues within the division. Next week is a perfect opportunity to get back on track against a good team...a thumping of the Ravens will be good for the mojo.
Philips is usually excellent, but yes, last night he laid an egg. Which was bizarre because the very *reason* Rodgers has been off this year is because teams have been smothering him because they're weak on the OL. It's as if Philips never even looked at a game film or if he did thought "you know, teams have been beating the Packers by pressuring the QB. We're gonna try the opposite."
Also, I am a firm believer that an ass-thumping can be a very positive thing (isolated, obviously)...from coaches to players it reaffirms the effort that has to be there for every meeting, practice, walk-through and game.
Well it certainly reminded them that this is the NFL, and if you don't execute, and you make mistakes, any team you play can beat you. And if it's a really good team, they'll embarrass you. Hopefully they respond well.
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If Jacoby Jones runs back a kick off for them next week, like he did yesterday, I may level a small village.
When did he learn how to catch a ball? Run a route? Keep from fumbling? It was very disturbing to watch.
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I'm very concerned that the Texans are going to miss Cushing holding down that defense. It would be great to have them turn it around again, but he was a BIG piece to their solid defense.
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When did he learn how to catch a ball? Run a route? Keep from fumbling? It was very disturbing to watch.
He has been getting paid by the Ravens all along. After his cover was fully blown during last year's playoffs, they recalled him to the fold.
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I don't root for the Cowboys and certainly not UT.
I honestly almost forget that A&M is even in Texas anymore. Their move to the Southeast practically feels like a physical one to me.
Lubbock is definitely not in Texas to me.
Good for Rice, UH, and the Bobcats though!
So, not accounting for your limited understanding of how geography works, it was a bad weekend for Baylor and the Texans.
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So, not accounting for your limited understanding of how geography works, it was a bad weekend for Baylor and the Texans.
Nailed it.
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...that you root for.
Texas Tech, Houston, Rice, TCU, A&M and Texas State all won this weekend.
Man, I can't wait for the big Roadrunner and Bobcat showdown. It's gonna be off the hook!
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Man, I can't wait for the big Roadrunner and Bobcat showdown. It's gonna be off the hook!
There was a time when Westlake probably could have beaten Texas State.
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There was a time when Westlake probably could have beaten Texas State.
Not even in our shittiest years buddy.
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And Holliday promptly fumbles his first fair catch for the Broncos.
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And Holliday promptly fumbles his first fair catch for the Broncos.
Ha ha. I just read this immediately after watching another Holliday fumble a line drive out in left field.
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Fuck the Jakes.
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Fuck the Jakes.
Indeed.
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Flacco is starting to hear footsteps.
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Has there ever been anyone associated with football who is as fucking stupid as Gary Kubiak?
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Has there ever been anyone associated with football who is as fucking stupid as Gary Kubiak?
Jacoby Jones?
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Has there ever been anyone associated with football who is as fucking stupid as Gary Kubiak?
Kevin Steele. Matt Millen. Bo Pellini. John Blake. Ron Zook. David Carr. Fred Goldsmith (for going to Duke from Rice). Hugh Campbell. Dan Hawkins. Willie Jefferson (see passing out in Taco Bell drive-thru lane under the influence of "he got weed!" Tom Stanton, the AD who hired (and subsequently extended) Kevin Steele.
Plenty more where those came from, Hudson.
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Kevin Steele. Matt Millen. Bo Pellini. John Blake. Ron Zook. David Carr. Fred Goldsmith (for going to Duke from Rice). Hugh Campbell. Dan Hawkins. Willie Jefferson (see passing out in Taco Bell drive-thru lane under the influence of "he got weed!" Tom Stanton, the AD who hired (and subsequently extended Kevin Steele).
Plenty more where those came from, Hudson.
All of those guys can think football circles around Kubiak.
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All of those guys can think football circles around Kubiak.
Millen? Seriously?
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Forget it, he's rolling.
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Jerry Jones
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All of those guys can think football circles around Kubiak.
What was the problem this game?
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Some say Barry Switzer is the dumbest coach to ever win a Super Bowl. So there is hope for the Texans in spite of Kubiak.
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What was the problem this game?
Whatever it was, it was Kubiak's fault.
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Whatever it was, it was Kubiak's fault.
Wade Philips had a much better game yesterday than he did last week. Kubiak's stupidity was not running the ball on the first possession in the 2nd half, inside your own 20, with a three touchdown lead. At least he wised up in the 4Q.
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Wade Philips had a much better game yesterday than he did last week. Kubiak's stupidity was not running the ball on the first possession in the 2nd half, inside your own 20, with a three touchdown lead. At least he wised up in the 4Q.
The best drive (roughly 8 min., resulting in a TD) was in the 3Q. Nine of the 12 plays were running plays. It effectively put the game away.
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The best drive (roughly 8 min., resulting in a TD) was in the 3Q. Nine of the 12 plays were running plays. It effectively put the game away.
I assume you mean the next to last TD drive, which started after the Ravens scored their TD. They started at their own 20, and by three runs and four passes (including the 35 yarder to Walters) got to the Baltimore 19. They eventually punched it in by running three times after first and goal.
That was a nice drive, which they needed after Kubiak gift wrapped the Ravens' score the previous drive. But the impressive one was the last TD drive, where they ran every single play.
Again, my gripe with Kubiak was having the big lead in the 2nd half, and starting the half with 6 out the first 10 plays being a pass. Thankfully, he wised up and pounded the ball after that.