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Title: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 10:52:35 am
Looks like the matinee lineup gets to face Halladay today.

Jimmy Rollins SS
Juan Pierre CF
Chase Utley 2B
Ryan Howard 1B
Carlos Ruiz C
John Mayberry CF
Domonic Brown RF
Michael Martinez 3B
Roy Halladay P

Jose Altuve 2B
Scott Moore 1B
Fernando Martinez RF
Justin Maxwell CF
Matt Dominguez 3B
Carlos Corporan C
J.D. Martinez LF
Tyler Greene SS
Jordan Lyles P
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Mr. Happy on September 16, 2012, 11:08:17 am
Looks like the matinee lineup gets to face Halladay today.

Jimmy Rollins SS
Juan Pierre CF
Chase Utley 2B
Ryan Howard 1B
Carlos Ruiz C
John Mayberry CF
Domonic Brown RF
Michael Martinez 3B
Roy Halladay P

Jose Altuve 2B
Scott Moore 1B
Fernando Martinez RF
Justin Maxwell CF
Matt Dominguez 3B
Carlos Corporan C
J.D. Martinez LF
Tyler Greene SS
Jordan Lyles P

Glad to see someone other than Wallace in the three spot, although I'm not too sure that Fernando Martinez is a three either. As I've said before, this is a lineup of sevens and below.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Jacksonian on September 16, 2012, 11:33:15 am
Altuve is better than a 7 spot guy. 
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 11:47:07 am
It's nice to see Dominguez on a hot streak.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Mr. Happy on September 16, 2012, 11:48:08 am
Altuve is better than a 7 spot guy. 

I generally agree. But where would he hit on a team like, say, the Yankees or the Rangers? He doesn't get on enough at this point in his career to lead off. I don't think that he's a natural two either. Spots three (maybe one day), four and five are out. That brings us to six. In my opinion, he doesn't have enough power to hit there either. That was my thought process, right or wrong, to lead me to conclude that on a good club, he's a seven.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: subnuclear on September 16, 2012, 11:54:44 am
It's nice to see Dominguez on a hot streak.

I've never really watched him play and technically that should factor into my prediction making, but I think Matt Dominguez is the next Jeff Bagwell with no one blocking him at third base and with less scowling.

Name-Age-Avg-OBP-SLG-OPS+
Bagwell-23-.294-.387-.437-139
Dominguez-23-.295-.328-.541-132

Even though Bagwell had 10x the plate appearances in those numbers, its probably safe just to assume those are basically the same. Can't wait for him to win his MVP in three years!
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: chuck on September 16, 2012, 12:22:43 pm
I generally agree. But where would he hit on a team like, say, the Yankees or the Rangers?

Ichiro hits ninth. What does that tell you?
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 01:21:39 pm
1-0 Phils after one.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 01:33:06 pm
Halladay is 111-0 when given a lead of four runs or more. What a weird stat to bring up.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 01:34:32 pm
Halliday is everywhere but over the plate.

Martinez triples over Mayberry's head in center.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 01:36:24 pm
That triple actually rolled around the flagpole on Tal's Hill.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 01:37:30 pm
Halladay's splitter is alternating between nasty and tumbling slowly. Martinez hit a tumbler.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 01:38:57 pm
Still 1-0 after two.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: austro on September 16, 2012, 01:43:04 pm
I'm fairly amazed that Juan Pierre can still hold down a MLB job.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 01:44:48 pm
I'm fairly amazed that Juan Pierre can still hold down a MLB job.

Not only that, but he's been pretty decent this year.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 01:48:23 pm
Rollins is "J-Rol?" Kill me. Kill me now.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 01:50:39 pm
Ryan Howard looks like Ving Rhames. Or Marsellus Wallace.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 01:52:57 pm
Lyles gets Howard to hit into a double play. Nice save.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Mr. Happy on September 16, 2012, 01:54:05 pm
Halladay's splitter is alternating between nasty and tumbling slowly. Martinez hit a tumbler.

That was my out pitch, although I called a fork ball--those were the days before Roger Craig popularized the split-finger fastball name. There are some folks who claim that there's a slight technical difference between the pure fork ball and a splitter, but I don't buy it.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 01:59:05 pm
Astros reveal their new uniforms Friday, November 2 at 5 pm at Minute Maid.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 02:00:41 pm
Which is typically the time slot you use when you want to minimize press coverage. Don't these people know a goddamn thing about PR?
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: subnuclear on September 16, 2012, 02:02:37 pm
Which is typically the time slot you use when you want to minimize press coverage. Don't these people know a goddamn thing about PR?

True, but I can't think of anything important going on that next week that will take up news time.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Mr. Happy on September 16, 2012, 02:03:38 pm
I'm no fan of Bobby Valentine, but, my God, the press is relentless on him. I'm feeling sorry for him. He's dealt with more injuries than any other club in the last 25 years in the form of DL stints and missed games. He's not the Red Sox problem. He might, and probably is, not be the right guy to captain the ship, but letting him go is going to give some lucky bastard who takes his place a great team because there's no way that they have as many injuries next season.  
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 02:04:00 pm
Paredes gets an infield single, followed by a Crawford Box shot from Moore. It's 2-1.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 02:04:18 pm
True, but I can't think of anything important going on that next week that will take up news time.

Fucking amateurs.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Mr. Happy on September 16, 2012, 02:05:15 pm
Paredes gets an infield single, followed by a Crawford Box shot from Moore. It's 2-1.

What did Moore hit?
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 02:05:54 pm
I'm no fan of Bobby Valentine, but, my God, the press is relentless on him. I'm feeling sorry for him. He's dealt with more injuries than any other club in the last 25 years in the form of DL stints and missed games. He's not the Red Sox problem. He might, and probably is, not be the right guy to captain the ship, but letting him go is going to give some lucky bastard who takes his place a great team because there's no way that they have as many injuries next season.  

Bobby Valentine has earned every piece of hard cheese he gets from the media. You shit all over others in the service of your own ego, including the press, and they're going to bury you.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 02:06:38 pm
What did Moore hit?

Two-seamer away, I think.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 02:10:42 pm
Oh shit. Green Chile cheeseburger at Whataburger.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 02:12:25 pm
Oh, and Paredes is in right today. Martinez was a late scratch.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 02:14:57 pm
2-1 Astros through four.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Mr. Happy on September 16, 2012, 02:17:42 pm
Aren't the Phillies eliminated if they lose today? That would be sweet to eliminate them.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Mr. Happy on September 16, 2012, 02:21:05 pm
Bobby Valentine has earned every piece of hard cheese he gets from the media. You shit all over others in the service of your own ego, including the press, and they're going to bury you.

I'm no Valentine apologist, not by a long shot. But, in my opinion, he's not the BoSox problem, although he may be their scapegoat at season's end.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 02:21:53 pm
Aren't the Phillies eliminated if they lose today? That would be sweet to eliminate them.

Yes, it would.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 02:23:52 pm
I'm no Valentine apologist, not by a long shot. But, in my opinion, he's not the BoSox problem, although he may be their scapegoat at season's end.

He's actually made moves that have maximized their resources but he's so abrasive and eager to throw people under the bus that he has a very hard time with established pros.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 02:26:38 pm
With two out, Rollins singled, stole second, went to third on a throwing error, and scored on Pierre's double. They waked Utley to pitch to Howard, who doubled in the LF corner scoring both. Howard was thrown out trying to make it a triple.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 02:28:39 pm
Barnes is hitting for Lyles.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 02:35:55 pm
4-2 Phillies after five.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: austro on September 16, 2012, 02:36:35 pm
Oh shit. Green Chile cheeseburger at Whataburger.

Whoa!!!
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Reuben on September 16, 2012, 02:37:43 pm
4-2 Phillies after five.
The 5th got Lyles again, eh?
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 02:38:52 pm
Yep, and with two outs.

Ambriz pitching.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 02:39:27 pm
Whoa!!!

Changed my dinner plans.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: juliogotay on September 16, 2012, 02:48:23 pm
Bobby Valentine has earned every piece of hard cheese he gets from the media. You shit all over others in the service of your own ego, including the press, and they're going to bury you.

And moreso in Boston than most other places.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 02:49:32 pm
And moreso in Boston than most other places.

True, I wasn't taking into account how shitty they are on a daily basis.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 02:50:16 pm
Halladay is really pulling the string on them with that splitter.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: geezerdonk on September 16, 2012, 02:50:39 pm
Greene way to casual on the double play.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 02:51:17 pm
Corporan with a bomb off the facing in right. 4-3.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: austro on September 16, 2012, 02:51:18 pm
Corporan smacked the shit out of that one!
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: geezerdonk on September 16, 2012, 02:53:28 pm
Carlos circles the bases in a dead sprint.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 02:53:49 pm
Martinez with a rope to the LF corner. That ought to be it for Halladay.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 02:54:15 pm
Nope, he's staying in.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 02:56:17 pm
Halladay is gassed.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: austro on September 16, 2012, 02:57:04 pm
Can't take that pitch.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 02:57:56 pm
Greene is called out on a splitter that has been a strike all day long. 4-3 Phillies after six.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 02:59:45 pm
Ambriz still pitching.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:01:03 pm
Christ. Martinez loses a fly in front of the wall and it drops for a double. Tony D brings in WW and Bogey.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:03:03 pm
Bogey to center, Maxwell to left, Martinez out.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: austro on September 16, 2012, 03:07:04 pm
Dominguez looks very relaxed at 3B. I like that.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:09:08 pm
Dominguez looks very relaxed at 3B. I like that.

It's not like people are watching him.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:09:56 pm
It's Ty Wigginton!
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:12:24 pm
And WW plunks him. Utley up.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: austro on September 16, 2012, 03:14:09 pm
Wow! What a catch by Paredes! I'm not sure that it had to be that difficult, but he made it nonetheless.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:14:13 pm
Paredes with an ugly, snatching grab of a liner at the track in right to save a couple of runs.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:14:55 pm
Joe Prince, 94 on this coming Wednesday.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: NeilT on September 16, 2012, 03:17:23 pm
Must have been a pretty dramatic catch.  The Phillies radio announcers thought it was something.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: austro on September 16, 2012, 03:19:58 pm
Must have been a pretty dramatic catch.  The Phillies radio announcers thought it was something.

It was definitely dramatic, but my guess is that a more experienced outfielder would have made it less dramatic.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:21:00 pm
Must have been a pretty dramatic catch.  The Phillies radio announcers thought it was something.

I think he started in or didn't move, because he had to get back fast and do a lunging snatch for it, sort of a jump and then fall and roll. It didn't look graceful but it got the job done.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:21:58 pm
Bastardo fans Downs.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:25:03 pm
Fine diving stab of a rocket by Altuve right over the line by Martinez, but then he throws it away and Jose is on.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:27:41 pm
Rrrrraul Bastardo.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:28:24 pm
Altuve easily steals second.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:29:13 pm
Paredes walks.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:29:59 pm
Laird to hit for Moore, and Bastardo will be pulled.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:32:26 pm
Frogboy Aumont in.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: austro on September 16, 2012, 03:32:45 pm
Many things happening all at once: Astros trying to tie it up, Eagles just scored to take tie against the Ravens (with the extra point pending), and the Cowboys spotting the Seahawks a 10-point lead (God I hate the Cowboys).
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:35:05 pm
The Frog walks Laird and Maxwell is up. One down, bases loaded.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Reuben on September 16, 2012, 03:35:29 pm
is Laird vs. Aumont (sans hindsight) really better than Moore vs. Bastardo, or did Tony D kinda fuck up there?
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: NeilT on September 16, 2012, 03:35:40 pm
The Frog walks Laird and Maxwell is up. One down, bases loaded.

We're toast.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: austro on September 16, 2012, 03:36:28 pm
is Laird vs. Aumont (sans hindsight) really better than Moore vs. Bastardo, or did Tony D kinda fuck up there?

Don't know, but it worked out ok (walk). Time for Maxwell to step up.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: austro on September 16, 2012, 03:37:36 pm
Ha ha! Maxwell crushes a broken-bat blooper over first base that lands on the line and scores two.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:37:59 pm
Maxwell with a seeing-eye double over the bag to right and kicking up chalk on the line. 5-4 Good Guys.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: 94CougarGrad on September 16, 2012, 03:38:25 pm
Well looka there!
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:39:12 pm
Ruiz took a bounce to the throat. Ow.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: 94CougarGrad on September 16, 2012, 03:39:53 pm
Yeah, he got an entirely different form of chin music. Ow.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: austro on September 16, 2012, 03:40:45 pm
Ruiz took a bounce to the throat. Ow.

No shit. Why would anybody sign up for that job?

And now Dominguez hits a seeing-eye high hopper that bounces over the drawn-in infield and scores two more!
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: 94CougarGrad on September 16, 2012, 03:41:28 pm
Maxwell blows past the speed trap like a bat outta hell!
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: geezerdonk on September 16, 2012, 03:43:27 pm
Ruiz phlegmatic.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:43:42 pm
De Fratus relieves de Frog.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Reuben on September 16, 2012, 03:43:48 pm
What a lucky fantastic way to get 4 runs there.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:44:35 pm
Passed ball clips the ump in the thigh and arm.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: austro on September 16, 2012, 03:45:47 pm
Passed ball clips the ump in the thigh and arm.

Lot of damage behind the plate today.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:47:18 pm
Castro hits for The Kid.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:49:01 pm
IBB to Castro. Greene up.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:49:38 pm
First pitch groundout to third but it's 7-4 after seven.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:53:24 pm
Cedeno pitching the top of the eighth. Patti Smith interviewing Joe Prince. Seems like a sweet guy.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: 94CougarGrad on September 16, 2012, 03:54:32 pm
What a lucky fantastic way to get 4 runs there.


I'll take it.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:54:37 pm
Howard strikes out on a curve away and it's time for Tony D to get a snocone to another pitcher.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: NeilT on September 16, 2012, 03:55:18 pm
According to Phillies baseball, Ann Coulter's coming to Philadelphia.  No wonder they're playing so crappy.  They're all excited about Ann Coulter.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:56:24 pm
Storey Time.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: austro on September 16, 2012, 03:56:43 pm
According to Phillies baseball, Ann Coulter's coming to Philadelphia.  No wonder they're playing so crappy.  They're all excited about Ann Coulter.

Wow, she's still around?
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:57:01 pm
According to Phillies baseball, Ann Coulter's coming to Philadelphia.  No wonder they're playing so crappy.  They're all excited about Ann Coulter.


Hitler in a dress.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: austro on September 16, 2012, 03:58:14 pm
Hitler in a dress.

Hitler was lucid compared to Coulter.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:59:03 pm
Hitler was lucid compared to Coulter.

Yeah, she's less of a leader and more delusional.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: 94CougarGrad on September 16, 2012, 03:59:46 pm
According to Phillies baseball, Ann Coulter's coming to Philadelphia.  No wonder they're playing so crappy.  They're all excited about Ann Coulter.


Is Philly her stop before she interviews for the Astro manager's spot?
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 03:59:58 pm
Quick HBP and a single. Brown up. Storey ain't got squat today.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: austro on September 16, 2012, 04:00:34 pm
Is Philly her stop before she interviews for the Astro manager's spot?

With our luck, she'll be Pam's replacement.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: NeilT on September 16, 2012, 04:00:53 pm
Nice hair though.  Can't tell much about her moustache.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: austro on September 16, 2012, 04:01:14 pm
Well, Brown didn't get cheated on that one.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 04:01:21 pm
Brown makes it 7-6 with a double to the base of the hill.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 04:02:13 pm
Tony D, managing his ass off.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: 94CougarGrad on September 16, 2012, 04:03:48 pm
With our luck, she'll be Pam's replacement.

Speaking of "less of a leader" and "more delusional"...
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 04:04:07 pm
Lopez in now.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: 94CougarGrad on September 16, 2012, 04:05:47 pm
JD finally ran out of lefty Phillies batters to mention.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 04:06:04 pm
Nix whiffs.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: austro on September 16, 2012, 04:08:22 pm
Lopey? Please stop it.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: 94CougarGrad on September 16, 2012, 04:08:58 pm
Whew.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 04:09:20 pm
4-3 groundout ends the top of the eighth, 7-6 Astros.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: 94CougarGrad on September 16, 2012, 04:10:34 pm
Lol @ the dog in the Cone of Shame.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 04:16:48 pm
Rollins leads off.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 04:17:15 pm
Season premiere of Boardwalk Empire tonight.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 04:17:47 pm
Line single by Rollins.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: austro on September 16, 2012, 04:18:01 pm
Nothing comes easy.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 04:18:29 pm
Kratz up.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 04:19:47 pm
Flyout to right and Rollins advances to second.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: austro on September 16, 2012, 04:19:53 pm
Aggressive move by Rollins, but I'm surprised that more people don't try it.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 04:20:17 pm
Utley up. Danger.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: austro on September 16, 2012, 04:21:18 pm
No dice on the appeal at first.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 04:21:47 pm
Flyout to left. Howard up.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 04:22:08 pm
IBB to Howard.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: austro on September 16, 2012, 04:22:14 pm
Lopez gets Utley to swing at a definite pitcher's pitch, and he flies out to left center.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: austro on September 16, 2012, 04:22:38 pm
Utley did us a big favor there.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 04:23:06 pm
Utley did us a big favor there.

Yep. Too anxious.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 04:23:23 pm
Ruiz is tough.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 04:24:12 pm
Roller to first. Astros win!
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: austro on September 16, 2012, 04:24:34 pm
Ha ha. Suck that, Phillies. Are they eliiminated?
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 04:24:57 pm
Tony D is over .500. in September.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: 94CougarGrad on September 16, 2012, 04:25:14 pm
Wow, another win. Good series.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: moriartp on September 16, 2012, 04:26:10 pm
It's not like the Astros are in danger of becoming a decent team, but I do enjoy this trend of not losing every single day.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: NeilT on September 16, 2012, 04:26:18 pm
Wow, another win. Good series.

Completely satisfactory.  Phick the Phillies.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Nate in IA on September 16, 2012, 04:26:26 pm
Tony D is over .500. in September.

Didn't I see them put up a statistics box yesterday that said he's won 2 or 3 AAA championships?
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 04:27:41 pm
Didn't I see them put up a statistics box yesterday that said he's won 2 or 3 AAA championships?

I think so. He's been successful in the minors.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: geezerdonk on September 16, 2012, 04:29:46 pm
Phillies were running on fumes when they hit Houston.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Ron Brand on September 16, 2012, 04:30:25 pm
Phillies were running on fumes when they hit Houston.

Whatever it takes.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Nate in IA on September 16, 2012, 04:31:53 pm
Whatever it takes.

Definitely didn't see this coming with Doc Holliday on the hill.
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: 94CougarGrad on September 16, 2012, 04:47:26 pm
Phillies were running on fumes when they hit Houston.

Huffing gas fumes affects gameplay.

/justsayno
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: remy on September 16, 2012, 04:55:05 pm
Refuse to lose (100)!
Title: Re: Phillies @ Astros, 9/16/12; Generous Hosts to the End
Post by: Bench on September 16, 2012, 07:56:38 pm
That was nice to see.