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Title: Texans vs Dolphins
Post by: austro on September 09, 2012, 12:18:53 pm: First Kubiak challenge of the season. Looks like a losing challenge to me.
Title: Re: Texans vs Dolphins
Post by: BizidyDizidy on September 09, 2012, 12:46:21 pm: Quote from: austro on September 09, 2012, 12:18:53 pm
First Kubiak challenge of the season. Looks like a losing challenge to me.

Of course. Texans look like shit so far, luckily the Dolphins aren't very good.
Title: Re: Texans vs Dolphins
Post by: austro on September 09, 2012, 12:49:12 pm: Quote from: BizidyDizidy on September 09, 2012, 12:46:21 pm
Of course. Texans look like shit so far, luckily the Dolphins aren't very good.

They've been reading all of those articles about how good they're supposed to be.
Title: Re: Texans vs Dolphins
Post by: austro on September 09, 2012, 12:53:54 pm: The defense seems to be having a hard time actually tackling people.
Title: Re: Texans vs Dolphins
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on September 09, 2012, 12:55:51 pm: Good for Javorski Lane.
Title: Re: Texans vs Dolphins
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on September 09, 2012, 12:59:32 pm: In other game action, RG3 has thrown two TD passes.
Title: Re: Texans vs Dolphins
Post by: austro on September 09, 2012, 01:04:22 pm: Boy, these guys suck. Not encouraging, given their penchant for weaker second halves.
Title: Re: Texans vs Dolphins
Post by: subnuclear on September 09, 2012, 01:06:08 pm: Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on September 09, 2012, 12:59:32 pm
In other game action, RG3 has thrown two TD passes.

Looks like a pro.
Title: Re: Texans vs Dolphins
Post by: Savage on September 09, 2012, 01:06:31 pm: I can't even single out an aspect of the game that sucks more. Offensive can only get something done if Owen Daniels is wide open, Defense can't stop the run.
Title: Re: Texans vs Dolphins
Post by: austro on September 09, 2012, 01:10:22 pm: Quote from: Savage on September 09, 2012, 01:06:31 pm
Defense can't stop the run.

For a defense that's supposed to be so fast, Bush is just running away from them.
Title: Re: Texans vs Dolphins
Post by: MusicMan on September 09, 2012, 01:22:02 pm: JJ Watt does not suck.
Title: Re: Texans vs Dolphins
Post by: austro on September 09, 2012, 01:26:39 pm: Quote from: MusicMan on September 09, 2012, 01:22:02 pm
JJ Watt does not suck.

That's probably the only way that Kareem Jackson gets an interception.
Title: Re: Texans vs Dolphins
Post by: MusicMan on September 09, 2012, 01:28:02 pm: Quote from: austro on September 09, 2012, 01:26:39 pm
That's probably the only way that Kareem Jackson gets an interception.

Now 4 straight Dolphin turnovers.
Title: Re: Texans vs Dolphins
Post by: BizidyDizidy on September 09, 2012, 01:29:33 pm: Defense showed up
Title: Re: Texans vs Dolphins
Post by: MusicMan on September 09, 2012, 01:32:32 pm: Quote from: BizidyDizidy on September 09, 2012, 01:29:33 pm
Defense showed up

Andre just did, too.
Title: Re: Texans vs Dolphins
Post by: Savage on September 09, 2012, 01:33:38 pm: I'll stop bitching now. That was a pretty sweet ~6 minutes.
Title: Re: Texans vs Dolphins
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on September 09, 2012, 01:39:26 pm: Coming this fall, from the makers of "Everyone Hates Chris Simms" comes the latest qb comedy: "That's My Tannehill!"
Title: Re: Texans vs Dolphins
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 09, 2012, 01:52:58 pm: Holy shit! Billy Ray Cyrus? Are you kidding me?
Title: Re: Texans vs Dolphins
Post by: MusicMan on September 09, 2012, 01:54:01 pm: Derp.
Title: Re: Texans vs Dolphins
Post by: MusicMan on September 09, 2012, 01:57:36 pm: Holliday, your returns today. Woof.
Title: Re: Texans vs Dolphins
Post by: BizidyDizidy on September 09, 2012, 02:01:34 pm: How annoying are these announcers.
Title: Re: Texans vs Dolphins
Post by: MusicMan on September 09, 2012, 02:04:14 pm: Quote from: BizidyDizidy on September 09, 2012, 02:01:34 pm
How annoying are these announcers.

Not as annoying as Kubiak's playcalling.
Title: Re: Texans vs Dolphins
Post by: austro on September 09, 2012, 02:13:03 pm: Looks like Mario Williams really picked up that Buffalo D.
Title: Re: Texans vs Dolphins
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on September 09, 2012, 02:43:50 pm: I'm a dumbass. CJ Spiller and RG III are riding the bench on my fantasy team today.
Title: Re: Texans vs Dolphins
Post by: austro on September 09, 2012, 03:01:50 pm: Any word on Cushing?
Title: Re: Texans vs Dolphins
Post by: Lefty on September 10, 2012, 12:18:28 am: Quote from: MusicMan on September 09, 2012, 01:22:02 pm
JJ Watt does not suck.

sonofbum compared him to Lilly, Bethea, Childress, said he'll have a bust in Canton someday. No small compliment for a second year guy.
Title: Re: Texans vs Dolphins
Post by: drew corleone on September 10, 2012, 10:34:39 am: Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on September 09, 2012, 02:43:50 pm
I'm a dumbass. CJ Spiller and RG III are riding the bench on my fantasy team today.

Not a dumbass for the former... Fred Jackson's injury allowed it.
Title: Re: Texans vs Dolphins
Post by: Gizzmonic on September 11, 2012, 10:28:48 am: Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on September 09, 2012, 02:43:50 pm
I'm a dumbass. CJ Spiller and RG III are riding the bench on my fantasy team today.

Oh yeah? I left Frank Gore and Stevan Ridley on the bench...who's the dumbass now?!