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Title: Here's your chance
Post by: Ron Brand on July 27, 2012, 01:08:28 pm

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Friday, the team will announce plans for a promotion titled “It’s Your Call,” by which fans can audition for a full-time job as roving reporter for the Astros’ radio network.

“We want to convince people to enjoy the journey with us,” Postolos said. “We’re taking steps each day to move this forward, and we appreciate the support we have.”

Title: Re: Here's your chance
Post by: 94CougarGrad on July 27, 2012, 02:06:54 pm

I've finally found my calling.

Title: Re: Here's your chance
Post by: MusicMan on July 27, 2012, 02:13:50 pm

First prize goes to whomever works in the phrase "one hit? we only got one goddamn hit?"

Title: Re: Here's your chance
Post by: ferret on July 27, 2012, 02:20:33 pm

“We want to convince people to enjoy the journey with us,” Postolos said.

We want to convince them because they are damn sure not going to do it on their own.

“We’re taking steps each day to move this forward, and we appreciate the support we have.”

This conjures a picture of an old guy in a walker.

Title: Re: Here's your chance
Post by: S.P. Rodriguez on July 27, 2012, 02:58:13 pm

Quote from: ferret on July 27, 2012, 02:20:33 pm

“We want to convince people to enjoy the journey with us,” Postolos said.

We want to convince them because they are damn sure not going to do it on their own.

“We’re taking steps each day to move this forward, and we appreciate the support we have.”

This conjures a picture of an old guy in a walker.

For me, it conjured up stories of PT Barnum and his statement "There's a sucker born every minute."