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Title: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
Post by: Ron Brand on May 21, 2012, 05:42:37 pm
Read it and weep (http://www.spikesnstars.com/2012/05/21/ftc-astros-series-preview-may-21-23/).
Title: Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
Post by: Bench on May 21, 2012, 05:48:47 pm
1 game series?
Title: Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
Post by: EasTexAstro on May 21, 2012, 05:50:00 pm
I wept.
Title: Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
Post by: Ron Brand on May 21, 2012, 05:50:28 pm
1 game series?

Who fucking cares?
Title: Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
Post by: Bench on May 21, 2012, 06:23:36 pm
Who fucking cares?

Sounds about right?
Title: Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
Post by: Craig on May 21, 2012, 06:34:51 pm
That's some choice hatred right there. FTC.
Title: Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
Post by: Mr. Happy on May 21, 2012, 07:08:49 pm
Brilliant!
Title: Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
Post by: NeilT on May 21, 2012, 08:05:52 pm
I'll miss the contempt inspired by the FTC. 
Title: Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
Post by: Ron Brand on May 21, 2012, 08:17:01 pm
I'll miss the contempt inspired by the FTC. 

There's always the Rangers.
Title: Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
Post by: Craig on May 21, 2012, 08:28:52 pm
There's always the Rangers.

FTR
Title: Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
Post by: Mr. Happy on May 21, 2012, 09:29:18 pm
FTR

+1 Fuck the Old Man too.
Title: Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
Post by: JimR on May 22, 2012, 09:39:25 am
+1 Fuck the Old Man too.


excuse me?
Title: Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
Post by: BudGirl on May 22, 2012, 09:55:10 am

excuse me?

I guess you aren't the only old man.  I believe he meant Nolan Ryan.
Title: Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
Post by: MusicMan on May 22, 2012, 09:55:36 am
Old men need lovin' too.
Title: Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
Post by: Gizzmonic on May 22, 2012, 10:39:13 am
True, but depressing!  I still don't know what causes so many non-Chicagoan to embrace the Cubs.  Do they really identify with sucking losers?
Title: Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
Post by: HudsonHawk on May 22, 2012, 01:48:25 pm
I guess you aren't the only old man.  I believe he meant Nolan Ryan.

The "Old Man" is a proper noun.  The old man is generic plural.
Title: Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
Post by: Mr. Happy on May 22, 2012, 02:03:51 pm
I guess you aren't the only old man.  I believe he meant Nolan Ryan.

Of course that's what I meant. Coach, I wouldn't drop an F bomb on you out of the blue without a reason, and you've given me none. It's just not my nature.
Title: Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
Post by: NeilT on May 22, 2012, 02:06:19 pm
I wouldn't drop an F bomb on you out of the blue without a reason, and you've given me none.

This feels like a straight line, but I can't quite figure out how the joke ends.