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Title: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 01:36:51 pm
Your 4/28/12 Houston Astros lineup, courtesy of Footer: LINK (http://footer.mlblogs.com/2012/04/28/astros-lineup-at-reds-first-pitch-310-ct/)

1. Schafer - CF
2. Altuve - 2B
3. Lowrie - SS
4. Martinez***  - LF
5. Buck - RF
6. Downs - 1B
7. Johnson - 3B
8. Snyder - C
9. Harrell - P

*** Evidently there is some SnS controversy as to which dude named Martinez is hitting cleanup today (http://www.spikesnstars.com/forums/index.php?topic=114188.0)...  I think it can be narrowed down to someone on this list (http://www.baseball-reference.com/pl/player_search.cgi?search=martinez), but ain't swearin' to nothing... Perhaps someone from this list (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mart%C3%ADnez_(surname))?!?
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: subnuclear on April 28, 2012, 01:47:43 pm
That's a very interesting line-up.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: pots on April 28, 2012, 01:51:35 pm
MLB.com has Fernando, but I think that might be wrong
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 01:52:33 pm
I laughed out loud. I hope that MLB.com's Gameday lineups link is wrong and that JD Martinez is hitting cleanup. It's got to be that. I seriously doubt that Millsie would have a kid hit cleanup in this spot. But, hey, what do I know? Absolutely nothing.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: austro on April 28, 2012, 01:53:27 pm
That's a very interesting line-up.

[Arte Johnson]
Verrrry interesting... but odd.
[/Arte Johnson]
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: pots on April 28, 2012, 01:56:46 pm
MLB.com has Fernando, but I think that might be wrong

F-Mart is on his only option(I believe).  I highly doubt they call him up unless somebody is traded or more seriously injured. 
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: pots on April 28, 2012, 02:00:29 pm
Lineup is not that shocking: LRSRLR
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 02:01:45 pm
Lineup is not that shocking: LRLRLR

L-R-S-R-L-R, but yeah, kinda get what you are saying...

ETA: I see you caught the 'S' before I responded'''
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: subnuclear on April 28, 2012, 02:02:36 pm
Lineup is not that shocking: LRSRLR

Forgot that Lowrie switch-hits. That makes more sense.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 02:05:31 pm
And in the 'just gotta post this' category... F-ing Global Warning (http://deadspin.com/5906011/tim-mccarver-blames-climactic-change-for-the-increase-in-major-league-home-runs?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow)...
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: subnuclear on April 28, 2012, 02:09:07 pm
And in the 'just gotta post this' category... F-ing Global Warning (http://deadspin.com/5906011/tim-mccarver-blames-climactic-change-for-the-increase-in-major-league-home-runs?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow)...

HRs have decreased the last 6 years.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 02:09:49 pm
HRs have decreased the last 6 years.

F-in La Nina (ocean-atmosphere phenomenon, counterpart of El Niño) then?!?

FIF Mrs. ETA
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: VirtualBob on April 28, 2012, 02:13:56 pm
HRs have decreased the last 6 years.
So has global warming.  Proof!!!
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: pots on April 28, 2012, 02:16:30 pm
ESPN has JD  and MLB.com is fixed
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: EasTexAstro on April 28, 2012, 02:18:30 pm
F-in La Nina then?!?

Mrs. ETA says that could be taken very wrong...
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 02:21:52 pm
Mrs. ETA says that could be taken very wrong...

F-in La Nina (ocean-atmosphere phenomenon, counterpart of El Niño) then?!?  Better?!?
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 02:29:40 pm
MLB.com has now corrected it--it is JD Martinez playing LF and hitting cleanup.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Fredia on April 28, 2012, 02:33:14 pm
after all this contraversy will be interesting to see how the game goes
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Noe on April 28, 2012, 02:34:49 pm
My god! Controversy? Sky falling? 2012!!! You freaks need some serious chillaxing about things. Just saying.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 02:35:58 pm
My god! Controversy? Sky falling? 2012!!! You freaks need some serious chillaxing about things. Just saying.

Global warming dude, its for real!!!
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Noe on April 28, 2012, 02:38:30 pm
Global warming dude, its for real!!!

Stay indoors.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: jbm on April 28, 2012, 02:40:48 pm
How dare they preempt my pregame show and the UT-Aggie baseball game with softball.  How any innings do they play?
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Noe on April 28, 2012, 02:42:50 pm
How dare they preempt my pregame show and the UT-Aggie baseball game with softball.  How any innings do they play?

5 if run ruled, 7 if not.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 02:50:40 pm
Global warming dude, its for real!!!

Don't quit your day job, OSF. The data and conclusions on so-called "global warming" is far from settled.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Fredia on April 28, 2012, 03:05:12 pm
yea and when they went to sabine parish near zwolle to shoot for the bigfoot show they found him
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: subnuclear on April 28, 2012, 03:07:16 pm
Don't quit your day job, OSF. The data and conclusions on so-called "global warming" is far from settled.

And you've come to this conclusion by carefully reviewing the vast amount of scientific literature on this subject?
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 03:09:15 pm
Don't quit your day job, OSF. The data and conclusions on so-called "global warming" is far from settled.

Dear Santa:

All I want for Christmas this year is a new sarc-meter for Mr. Happy.

-OSF
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 03:14:19 pm
And you've come to this conclusion by carefully reviewing the vast amount of scientific literature on this subject?

Actually, I've reviewed some, but not all, of it. The conclusion that I have come to is that it just isn't settled, despite Al Gore's pronouncements on the subject.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 03:15:42 pm
Dear Santa:

All I want for Christmas this year is a new sarc-meter for Mr. Happy.

-OSF

I like taking things literally and with a light heart. It was the light hearted piece that has made me happy and contented.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Noe on April 28, 2012, 03:20:11 pm
C'mon Matty!
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 03:21:48 pm
C'mon Matty!

He gave it a ride but came up just a bit short. But he put a good swing on the ball, so maybe he'll get a hit the next time up.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Noe on April 28, 2012, 03:22:45 pm
He gave it a ride but came up just a bit short. But he put a good swing on the ball, so maybe he'll get a hit the next time up.

Did the same thing last night. Atom ball luck right now for Matty.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Bench on April 28, 2012, 03:23:09 pm
Actually, I've reviewed some, but not all, of it. The conclusion that I have come to is that it just isn't settled, despite Al Gore's pronouncements on the subject.

And remember, gravity is just a theory. 
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 03:25:27 pm
And remember, gravity is just a theory. 

Harrell is off to a good start through the first two hitters, getting two 6-3's. Just don't make a mistake to Votto.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Noe on April 28, 2012, 03:28:02 pm
This Votto guy... he's pretty good.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 03:29:22 pm
Uh, not the best read for Shreefer that time...
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 03:30:32 pm
And remember, gravity is just a theory. 

Gravity works for the most part, but from what I can gather from the physicists who are capable of explaining things to laymen like me, gravity gets a little weird around the edges, as in dark matter and dark energy.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 03:31:09 pm
This Votto guy... he's pretty good.

That Martinez dude [NOTE FOR MR. HAPPY: I'm referring to JD Martinez] is pretty decent as well, no?!?  Serious question here, but it has *seemed* to me that pitchers are being ultra-cautious with him in his ABs already this season (and its not letting up).  Thoughts?!?
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 03:31:42 pm
Shitfuck. A seeing eye single plates another run.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Noe on April 28, 2012, 03:32:12 pm
C'mon Luke... use the force!
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: das on April 28, 2012, 03:32:39 pm
Actually, I've reviewed some, but not all, of it. The conclusion that I have come to is that it just isn't settled, despite Al Gore's pronouncements on the subject.

I peek in here to see how the game is going and stumble into this subthread.  Now my hair hurts.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Noe on April 28, 2012, 03:33:16 pm
Well now, going to play catch up in a game being pitched by Jose Cueto.  Nice work Lucas.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 03:33:37 pm
That Martinez dude [NOTE FOR MR. HAPPY: I'm referring to JD Martinez] is pretty decent as well, no?!?  Serious question here, but it has *seemed* to me that pitchers are being ultra-cautious with him in his ABs already this season (and its not letting up).  Thoughts?!?

JD has hit in the third spot all season until today, and I think that pitchers generally play it safe with the guy who the opposing manager thinks is the best hitter in the lineup.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 03:34:05 pm
I peek in here to see how the game is going and stumble into this subthread.  Now my hair hurts.

If I had hair, mine would be hurting too.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Bench on April 28, 2012, 03:34:44 pm
I peek in here to see how the game is going and stumble into this subthread.  Now my hair hurts.

Teach the debate.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Noe on April 28, 2012, 03:35:13 pm
JD has hit in the third spot all season until today, and I think that pitchers generally play it safe with the guy who the opposing manager thinks is the best hitter in the lineup.

JD's patience at the plate serves him well. Forces a lot of good hitter's counts.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Noe on April 28, 2012, 03:35:58 pm
I peek in here to see how the game is going and stumble into this subthread.  Now my hair hurts.

Must be some mistaken posting. Someone thought this was ScienceZone for some reason.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: NeilT on April 28, 2012, 03:36:17 pm
I peek in here to see how the game is going and stumble into this subthread.  Now my hair hurts.

That's because you believe in weather.  It doesn't really exist you know.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Noe on April 28, 2012, 03:37:06 pm
Seriously, I can split the thread and move the global warming talk to B&Q if you guys want to continue.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 03:37:48 pm
JD's patience at the plate serves him well. Forces a lot of good hitter's counts.

He really has amazing plate discipline for a young player.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 03:37:53 pm
It is 2-0 CIN thru 1.  CJ begins T2 with a single down the line in LF.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 03:38:44 pm
Seriously, I can split the thread and move the global warming talk to B&Q if you guys want to continue.

I've said all I know on the issue, so not on my behalf.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 03:39:22 pm
It is 2-0 CIN thru 1.  CJ begins T2 with a single down the line in LF.

CJ now 4-9 lifetime against Cueto.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Noe on April 28, 2012, 03:39:42 pm
Uh, not the best read for Shreefer that time...

He muffed that one on a day you don't want to give away outs. The hardest ball to judge off the bat is the line drive straight at you. In this case, Schaefer really read it wrong for sure.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 03:40:19 pm
Seriously, I can split the thread and move the global warming talk to B&Q if you guys want to continue.

Dude, seriously?!?  Why separate the occasional game comment into B&Q?!?  This is the GZ man.  We occasionally add random game happenings in here in the midst of random tangents...
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 03:41:24 pm
He muffed that one on a day you don't want to give away outs. The hardest ball to judge off the bat is the line drive straight at you. In this case, Schaefer really read it wrong for sure.

And my giving him crap on that read aside, I've been very pleasantly surprised at his defensive skills this season.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Noe on April 28, 2012, 03:42:31 pm
He really has amazing plate discipline for a young player.

Yup, in the majors, the pitcher will not throw strikes if you're going to go fishing. I think the book on JD is still developing, but his ability to lay off non-strikes is going to make pitchers decide how to get him out by challenging him. Hard in doesn't seem to work, JD has a very quick inside swing, he pulls his hands in nicely. And he's proven to have a opposite field swing when necessary too, so the breaking stuff away may not be a good idea either.

When all else fails, up and in and jam him and hope he breaks his bat.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 03:43:07 pm
Snyder grounds out to 3B, not able to advance CJ.  Harrell can't lay down the bunt, but almost singles into RF, CJ advances to 3B.  2 outs, Shreefer at the dish.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: subnuclear on April 28, 2012, 03:43:39 pm
Gravity works for the most part, but from what I can gather from the physicists who are capable of explaining things to laymen like me, gravity gets a little weird around the edges, as in dark matter and dark energy.

Its not clear that's a problem with our theory of gravity or with the rest of the standard model.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Noe on April 28, 2012, 03:44:01 pm
Dude, seriously?!?  Why separate the occasional game comment into B&Q?!?  This is the GZ man.  We occasionally add random game happenings in here in the midst of random tangents...

Mr. Happy lent me his sacr-o-meter... nice job!
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: subnuclear on April 28, 2012, 03:44:18 pm
Must be some mistaken posting. Someone thought this was ScienceZone for some reason.

I know, but I think its interesting Mr. Happy is reading about atmospheric science in spare time.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 03:45:00 pm
He muffed that one on a day you don't want to give away outs. The hardest ball to judge off the bat is the line drive straight at you. In this case, Schaefer really read it wrong for sure.

I never played the outfield, but from what I've seen and experienced, that line drive right at it is a motherfucker, especially the one that is knuckleballed.
Title: Middle 2: HOU 0, CIN 2
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 03:45:04 pm
Shreefer tries to drag bunt for a hit, but Cueto gets to it in time for the out.  Middle 2: HOU 0, CIN 2
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 03:45:59 pm
I know, but I think its interesting Mr. Happy is reading about atmospheric science in spare time.

It interests me, as does physics. However, my pea brain can't get a strong grasp of most of it.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Noe on April 28, 2012, 03:46:32 pm
I never played the outfield, but from what I've seen and experienced, that line drive right at it is a motherfucker, especially the one that is knuckleballed.

That's when you hear the loudest "AW SHIT!" scream on a baseball diamond too.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 03:47:01 pm
I know, but I think its interesting Mr. Happy is reading about atmospheric science in spare time.

Seems like a waste of his time and that he'd be better served for reading some sort of more realistic science, say astrology or something... [/ducks]
Title: Re: Middle 2: HOU 0, CIN 2
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 03:47:35 pm
Shreefer tries to drag bunt for a hit, but Cueto gets to it in time for the out.  Middle 2: HOU 0, CIN 2

I didn't particularly like that call. I guess that it was some sort of squeeze play?
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Noe on April 28, 2012, 03:48:00 pm
Luke, luke, luke... keep the ball down will'ya!
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 03:48:14 pm
Harrell gets through a pretty easy inning, which he needed.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 03:49:24 pm
Seems like a waste of his time and that he'd be better served for reading some sort of more realistic science, say astrology or something... [/ducks]

You can fit what I know about astrology in a thimble. I know that I'm a Gemini and that my wife is a Leo. That's it.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 03:50:10 pm
I didn't particularly like that call. I guess that it was some sort of squeeze play?

Thought Shreefer was just doing what he does, occasionally drag bunting for a hit (which he is pretty decent at).  Didn't think of it as a 'called' drag bunt or anything...
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 03:51:07 pm
You can fit what I know about astrology in a thimble. I know that I'm a Gemini and that my wife is a Leo. That's it.

You're just messin' with me now... You gotta be...
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 03:52:09 pm
That's when you hear the loudest "AW SHIT!" scream on a baseball diamond too.

Who's doing the screaming? The pitcher who gave up the hard hit ball or the poor outfielder who has to catch up with it? I was notorious for screaming "shitfuck" on hard hit balls against me. I got called down for it by several different umpires, who I always thought had rabbit ears anyway.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 03:52:16 pm
Mr. The Altuve strikeouts looking for out #1.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 03:53:23 pm
You're just messin' with me now... You gotta be...

Nope. Mr. Literal knows nothing about astrology. Honest.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 03:54:14 pm
Lefties are getting good swings on Cueto today, but just not good enough to score.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 03:55:30 pm
Cueto has a little bit of Tiant/Valenzuela in his windup, doesn't he?
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Noe on April 28, 2012, 03:57:04 pm
Who's doing the screaming? The pitcher who gave up the hard hit ball or the poor outfielder who has to catch up with it? I was notorious for screaming "shitfuck" on hard hit balls against me. I got called down for it by several different umpires, who I always thought had rabbit ears anyway.

The one and only year I played CF, I did great until I got a line drive hit right at me and of course, I did worse than Shaeffer... I froze and yelled "AW SHIT!" so loud, the people in the stands heard me and laughed. The pitcher didn't exactly laugh though, although I got teased a lot for the rest of the season. "Hey potty mouth, try to keep it clean out there today, okay?"

I wasn't known for swearing at all, in fact, never did until that one day.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 03:57:10 pm
Nope. Mr. Literal knows nothing about astrology. Honest.

Point being that my comment was intended to 'poke the bear' (the 'bear' being subnuclear' in that instance), rather than having really anything to do with you... *sigh*
Title: Middle 3: HOU 0, CIN 2
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 03:57:56 pm
Lowrie with a deep fly out.  JD grounds out to 3B.  Middle 3: HOU 0, CIN 2
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Noe on April 28, 2012, 03:58:50 pm
Cueto has a little bit of Tiant/Valenzuela in his windup, doesn't he?

I think he started that last year when he started to struggle. Looks like it works for him, but yeah, lefties are getting good swings on him. Harrel has to do a "hold'em" for the team, else the game will be harder to win. Way harder, Cueto looks like he's settled in.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Noe on April 28, 2012, 04:01:04 pm
Wow, the resurgence of the early season 2012 Astros has reappeared. Oh-oh.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 04:01:30 pm
Fuck, Altuve proved how hard that ball is when it is coming right at you.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 04:03:37 pm
I think he started that last year when he started to struggle. Looks like it works for him, but yeah, lefties are getting good swings on him. Harrel has to do a "hold'em" for the team, else the game will be harder to win. Way harder, Cueto looks like he's settled in.

Yep. Cueto doesn't look like he's going to need a lot of run support. It's 4-0 now. Altuve has made three errors so far. That error hurt because it was a double play ball, which has now resulted in two runs.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 04:04:34 pm
I think he started that last year when he started to struggle. Looks like it works for him, but yeah, lefties are getting good swings on him. Harrel has to do a "hold'em" for the team, else the game will be harder to win. Way harder, Cueto looks like he's settled in.

It's kind of a little Gene Garber-esque too.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 04:05:43 pm
Snyder needs to smother that ball. Thankfully, HPU blocked that ball with his leg and saved a run.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Noe on April 28, 2012, 04:05:50 pm
Yep. Cueto doesn't look like he's going to need a lot of run support. It's 4-0 now. Altuve has made three errors so far. That error hurt because it was a double play ball, which has now resulted in two runs.
And Sheafer misplay (generous triple for Phillips) was out numero three. Can't afford to play like this and expect to win.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 04:07:27 pm
And Sheafer misplay (generous triple for Phillips) was out numero three. Can't afford to play like this and expect to win.

Nope, especially not on the road.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Noe on April 28, 2012, 04:07:56 pm
Okay guys, have fun talking Global Astrology with Gravity Boots on, or whatever it was that so interesting. Taking my son to the movies.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 04:09:32 pm
Okay guys, have fun talking Global Astrology with Gravity Boots on, or whatever it was that so interesting. Taking my son to the movies.

Enjoy sir!
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 04:09:47 pm
We've got some traffic for CJ.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 04:10:47 pm
"Astros got a little Roberta Flack going for them..." -JD
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 04:11:13 pm
Okay guys, have fun talking Global Astrology with Gravity Boots on, or whatever it was that so interesting. Taking my son to the movies.

Have a big time!!!
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 04:12:48 pm
Fat Albert essentially got Bobby Abreu released by not hitting for the first month.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 04:13:09 pm
We've got some traffic for CJ.

Alas, even with it being his moms b-day, CJ GiDPs it...
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: austro on April 28, 2012, 04:13:27 pm
I never played the outfield, but from what I've seen and experienced, that line drive right at it is a motherfucker, especially the one that is knuckleballed.

Outfield was my gig, and you are exactly right: the ball hit right at you is bad, and a knuckler is the worst. I've seen balls move a foot or two in the last 20. That'll fuck you up.
Title: Middle 4: HOU 0, CIN 4
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 04:14:06 pm
And the threat gone... Middle 4: HOU 0, CIN 4
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 04:15:36 pm
I think he started that last year when he started to struggle. Looks like it works for him, but yeah, lefties are getting good swings on him. Harrel has to do a "hold'em" for the team, else the game will be harder to win. Way harder, Cueto looks like he's settled in.

The only thing that will hold Cueto back today is his pitch count, which is at 76 through four frames. Of course, the Reds have some good arms in the bully.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 04:16:21 pm
The only thing that will hold Cueto back today is his pitch count, which is at 76 through four frames. Of course, the Reds have some good arms in the bully.

IIRC, Cueto can cruise along just fine for a while *but* the wheels can also come off in a hurry...
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 04:19:19 pm
IIRC, Cueto can cruise along just fine for a while *but* the wheels can also come off in a hurry...

Hopefully, Dusty will sit in the dugout like a spectator when that happens.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 04:20:58 pm
Hopefully, Dusty will sit in the dugout like a spectator when that happens.

Always a possibility.  Additionally, I can't remember exactly when, but doesn't Dusty generally plan his naps mid-afternoon as well?!?
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 04:21:33 pm
We're 0-6 w/ RISP today, while the Reds are 3/8. That's the whole story today so far.
Title: End 4: HOU 0, CIN 4
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 04:22:22 pm
B4, no runs, a hit, a man stranded.  End 4: HOU 0, CIN 4
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 04:23:03 pm
We're 0-6 w/ RISP today, while the Reds are 3/8. That's the whole story today so far.

That, and some defensive miscues...
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 04:23:36 pm
That, and some defensive miscues...

Yep. Forgot about those.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 04:26:41 pm
Lefties still getting good swings against Cueto.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 04:26:42 pm
Yep. Forgot about those.

I'm tryin' to as well...
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 04:27:35 pm
Shreefer now with 21 straight on-base games this season with an IF single to SS.  1 out, speed on 1B.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 04:28:43 pm
Shreefer now with 21 straight on-base games this season with an IF single to SS.  1 out, speed on 1B.

And, just like that, he's doubled off.
Title: Middle 5: HOU 0, CIN 4
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 04:29:45 pm
F-in Altuve with a line drive out to RF, Shreefer was running on the play and couldn't get back in time.  Middle 5: HOU 0, CIN 4
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 04:33:17 pm
Well, shitfuck. I knew that pitch was trouble.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 04:34:57 pm
Jay Bruce was happy with it though...  2-run jack to right puts CIN up 6-0 B5...  Someone with some new PBP mojo better step up... I'm done...
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 04:43:00 pm
JD just ROBBED by an AWESOME play by CIN rookie SS Cosart...  Wow!
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 04:54:49 pm
After 6, CIN 6, HOU 0.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 05:01:55 pm
WW in to start B7. HOU 0, CIN 6.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 28, 2012, 05:04:37 pm
Hey, what do you know? WW gets them up and down in order in the seventh. 6-0 Top 8
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 05:06:44 pm
Hey, what do you know? WW gets them up and down in order in the seventh. 6-0 Top 8

Gonna be a heck of a comeback here Mr. Happy.  Too bad all them other GZers ain't gonna be around to see it...
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 05:08:02 pm
Bixler in to PH for WW. 

F... Cosart with another great defensive effort, reaching in to the stands to pick the Bixler FB...
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 05:12:23 pm
6-0 CIN in Middle 8.  Gonna be one heck of a comeback in T9, eh Mr. Happy?!?
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 05:13:01 pm
Oops. Nevermind... Lyon in.  Comeback officially over...
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 05:24:32 pm
T9: Chapman in for CIN. 

Lowrie walks on 3-2 pitch. 0 out, runner on 1B. JD up.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 05:25:11 pm
JD flies out to shallow right. T9: 1 out, Lowrie on 1B.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 05:26:45 pm
Buck: Flairs one into left center.  T9: 1 out, runners at 1B and 2B.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 05:28:53 pm
Downs flies out to CF. 2 outs, runners on 1B and 2B. T9. CJ at the dish.
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 05:31:33 pm
And... CJ walks on the 3-2 pitch to load the bases.  Chapman now at 24 pitches in T9.  Snyder at the dish. 0-3, 3 groundouts to Rolen at 3B. 
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 05:32:45 pm
Ball gets by C, but rebounds right back to him, Lowrie running down the line but turns back around.  2B had to hit the brakes as well...
Title: Re: Astros at Reds, 4/28/12: Can you name the Martinez?!?
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 28, 2012, 05:35:26 pm
Snyder takes the first 2 pitches, 2-0 count.  Make that 3-0.  High strike makes it 3-1.  Check-ish type swing makes it 3-2. Snyder fouls Chapmans 30th pitch of the inning.  And Snyder strikes out swinging...  BALLGAME. CIN 6, HOU 0.  HOUs worst loss of the year, and only 2nd time this season they've been shut out...