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Title: Glorious Outside
Post by: Taras Bulba on March 23, 2012, 01:28:49 pm: That I'm in the office and not playing golf or fishing or smoking weed down by the river is bonafide proof that I'm a goddamned idiot.

I'm giving everyone here the rest of the day off.
Title: Re: Glorious Outside
Post by: Ty in Tampa on March 23, 2012, 01:33:37 pm: Sounds like it's as nice there as it is here in Tampa. Sunny, warm and dry with a slight breeze. My work day's about done too.
Title: Re: Glorious Outside
Post by: Duke on March 23, 2012, 01:34:46 pm: Quote from: Taras Bulba on March 23, 2012, 01:28:49 pm
That I'm in the office and not playing golf or fishing or smoking weed down by the river is bonafide proof that I'm a goddamned idiot.

I'm giving everyone here the rest of the day off.

Agreed. I'm heading over to Little Woodrow's for some beers on the patio when they open at 3.
Title: Re: Glorious Outside
Post by: Ebby Calvin on March 23, 2012, 01:38:50 pm: Had three beers on the patio at Cedar Creek for lunch, might as well take the rest of the day off. It's not like I'm productive in any way now.
Gorgeous outside.
Title: Re: Glorious Outside
Post by: HudsonHawk on March 23, 2012, 01:48:18 pm: Sitting on the back patio with a beer, a cigar and my new iPad. March is my favorite month.
Title: Re: Glorious Outside
Post by: subnuclear on March 23, 2012, 01:49:41 pm: It's 79, sunny and the cherry blossoms are out in our nation's capital. Rode my bike to work today.
Title: Re: Glorious Outside
Post by: Fredia on March 23, 2012, 01:58:17 pm: watching the birds and squirrels in their battle over the feeder (protected by my attack cat) and seeing all the green peeping out..might head down mopac to see some bluebonnets
Title: Re: Glorious Outside
Post by: Ron Brand on March 23, 2012, 01:59:39 pm: I think I'll appear all goggle-eyed and subserviently stupefied by my bosses' genius as I perform more menial tasks in order to continue to pay my bills and not resort to offing myself so Mrs. Brand and the little Brands can be debt-free on the back of my life insurance benefit.

ETA: I fully expect to die at my desk, or keel over into a fryolator when I'm a septuagenarian working at an Obesity Purveyor near you.
Title: Re: Glorious Outside
Post by: Ebby Calvin on March 23, 2012, 02:00:50 pm: Quote from: Ron Brand on March 23, 2012, 01:59:39 pm
I think I'll appear all goggle-eyed and subserviently stupefied by my bosses' genius as I perform more menial tasks in order to continue to pay my bills and not resort to offing myself so Mrs. Brand and the little Brands can be debt-free on the back of my life insurance benefit.

Drunkard
Title: Re: Glorious Outside
Post by: JimR on March 23, 2012, 02:03:05 pm: beer thirty starts for me at 4:30. gorgeous day in Austin.
Title: Re: Glorious Outside
Post by: Ron Brand on March 23, 2012, 02:03:30 pm: Quote from: Ebby Calvin on March 23, 2012, 02:00:50 pm
Drunkard

Albino Stepin Fetchit is closer to it.
Title: Re: Glorious Outside
Post by: Duke on March 23, 2012, 02:12:51 pm: Quote from: Fredia on March 23, 2012, 01:58:17 pm
watching the birds and squirrels in their battle over the feeder (protected by my attack cat) and seeing all the green peeping out..might head down mopac to see some bluebonnets

I drive past them twice a day. Great year for all the wildflowers.
Title: Re: Glorious Outside
Post by: Taras Bulba on March 23, 2012, 02:27:39 pm: Quote from: Duke on March 23, 2012, 02:12:51 pm
I drive past them twice a day. Great year for all the wildflowers.
Sad is the aggressive march of bastard cabbage and its crowding out of native wildflowers http://texasinvasives.org/observations/search.php?sn=RARU&search=go
Title: Re: Glorious Outside
Post by: Duke on March 23, 2012, 02:30:22 pm: Quote from: Taras Bulba on March 23, 2012, 02:27:39 pm
Sad is the aggressive march of bastard cabbage and its crowding out of native wildflowers http://texasinvasives.org/observations/search.php?sn=RARU&search=go

So that's what that nasty shit is.
Title: Re: Glorious Outside
Post by: JimR on March 23, 2012, 02:38:02 pm: Quote from: Ebby Calvin on March 23, 2012, 02:00:50 pm
Drunkard

Ron does not like beer or beer bars. i am working my ass off to bring him around. somebody's got to do it, and i am more than happy to sacrifice.
Title: Re: Glorious Outside
Post by: Ron Brand on March 23, 2012, 02:39:31 pm: Quote from: JimR on March 23, 2012, 02:38:02 pm
Ron does not like beer or beer bars. i am working my ass off to bring him around. somebody's got to do it, and i am more than happy to sacrifice.

I am available for kidnappings.
Title: Re: Glorious Outside
Post by: Ebby Calvin on March 23, 2012, 02:41:01 pm: Quote from: JimR on March 23, 2012, 02:38:02 pm
Ron does not like beer or beer bars. i am working my ass off to bring him around. somebody's got to do it, and i am more than happy to sacrifice.

So that's why his posts are so different from everybody else's. He's sober.
Title: Re: Glorious Outside
Post by: S.P. Rodriguez on March 23, 2012, 02:55:22 pm: Quote from: Taras Bulba on March 23, 2012, 02:27:39 pm
Sad is the aggressive march of bastard cabbage and its crowding out of native wildflowers http://texasinvasives.org/observations/search.php?sn=RARU&search=go

I spent many a weekday evening and weekend pulling those nasty bastards out of my yard in Pville. I haven't seen any in Houston and I don't miss it.
Title: Re: Glorious Outside
Post by: OregonStrosFan on March 23, 2012, 03:11:53 pm: Woke up to an inch of snow on the ground and all sorts of nastiness yesterday. Beautiful sunny mid 50s here in PDX today.
Title: Re: Glorious Outside
Post by: Ty in Tampa on March 23, 2012, 03:38:14 pm: Quote from: Taras Bulba on March 23, 2012, 02:27:39 pm
Sad is the aggressive march of bastard cabbage and its crowding out of native wildflowers http://texasinvasives.org/observations/search.php?sn=RARU&search=go

That shit is everywhere up in the hill country by my dad's place near Burnet.
Title: Re: Glorious Outside
Post by: HudsonHawk on March 23, 2012, 04:05:55 pm: Quote from: JimR on March 23, 2012, 02:38:02 pm
Ron does not like beer or beer bars. i am working my ass off to bring him around. somebody's got to do it, and i am more than happy to sacrifice.

I wish I could hang out with you yahoos more often.
Title: Re: Glorious Outside
Post by: ybbodeus on March 23, 2012, 04:08:23 pm: Quote from: Taras Bulba on March 23, 2012, 02:27:39 pm
Sad is the aggressive march of bastard cabbage and its crowding out of native wildflowers http://texasinvasives.org/observations/search.php?sn=RARU&search=go

How does one properly prepare bastard cabbage?
Title: Re: Glorious Outside
Post by: Guinness on March 23, 2012, 04:09:07 pm: Had a half day today, Mrs Pete and I went out on the bike for a couple of hours, and will probably sit on the porch and drink champagne this evening....it really is a heckuva day.
Title: Re: Glorious Outside
Post by: Bench on March 23, 2012, 04:20:59 pm: Quote from: ybbodeus on March 23, 2012, 04:08:23 pm
How does one properly prepare bastard cabbage?

I presume you don't boil it.
Title: Re: Glorious Outside
Post by: Ron Brand on March 23, 2012, 04:45:41 pm: Quote from: HudsonHawk on March 23, 2012, 04:05:55 pm
I wish I could hang out with you yahoos more often.

I'd like that too.
Title: Re: Glorious Outside
Post by: HudsonHawk on March 23, 2012, 05:28:42 pm: Now sitting at Olde City Pub with a Shiner while Mrs. Hawk is eating crawfish.
Title: Re: Glorious Outside
Post by: strosrays on March 23, 2012, 07:29:06 pm: Just got back from a day at Sea Rim about thirty minutes ago. I was too sick to go to work.

We caught two (keeper) bull reds and several sand trout. Caught a nice buzz, too.

Neighbor chick/fishing partner (also too sick for work today) cooks fish now, whilst I wash off coconut oil, stuck on sand, spilt beer, etc.

I go eat what we caught next. Then, whatever. Yes.

What is it Beowulf or one of them Olde English motherfuckers once said? Sumer is icumen in! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TedoUrTcU5o)