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Title: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: Fredia on March 22, 2012, 01:49:12 pm
someone else on a farewll tour..
some amazing stats and accomplishments
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: MusicMan on March 22, 2012, 02:00:10 pm
Well... bye.
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: NeilT on March 22, 2012, 02:02:57 pm
Well... bye.

This year we get to call him Ciaoper.
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: austro on March 22, 2012, 02:08:14 pm
This year we get to call him Ciaoper.

He'll never understand it.
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: Limey on March 22, 2012, 02:11:58 pm
Fuck Chipper.
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: NeilT on March 22, 2012, 02:13:31 pm
Fuck Chipper.

That should be fuck Ciaoper.
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: Ty in Tampa on March 22, 2012, 02:30:48 pm
I'll raise a glass of shitty beer on my next visit to Hooters.
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: Taras Bulba on March 22, 2012, 05:03:19 pm
Why all the dislike of Jones?
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: Mr. Happy on March 22, 2012, 05:04:15 pm
G'bye Larry Wayne!
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: Bench on March 22, 2012, 05:42:44 pm
Why all the dislike of Jones?

I always liked the fact that he named his daughter Shea because he hit so well at Shea Stadium.  Any trolling of the Mets scores points with me, especially when you go so far as to employ the naming of your child. 
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: NeilT on March 22, 2012, 06:00:25 pm
Why all the dislike of Jones?

he's a Brave.
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: Fredia on March 22, 2012, 06:10:11 pm
and after this season why will it matter
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: Mr. Happy on March 22, 2012, 06:11:41 pm
I always liked the fact that he named his daughter Shea because he hit so well at Shea Stadium.  Any trolling of the Mets scores points with me, especially when you go so far as to employ the naming of your child. 

+1
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: Ebby Calvin on March 22, 2012, 09:26:02 pm
he's a Brave.

Yep. Don't know anything about him personally. Just wrong uniform. Like Pujols (was/will be). 
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: Taras Bulba on March 22, 2012, 09:32:43 pm
He's been a helluva ball player without being much of a hot dog for a long time.  They can't all be Astros.
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: Mr. Happy on March 22, 2012, 09:33:46 pm
He's been a helluva ball player without being much of a hot dog for a long time.  They can't all be Astros.

+1
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: MusicMan on March 22, 2012, 09:34:36 pm
He was a Brave named Chipper.  Enough for me.
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: austro on March 22, 2012, 09:41:13 pm
He was a Brave named Chipper.  Enough for me.

I was always bothered by the legions of teen (and sub-teen) girls propositioning him.
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: Taras Bulba on March 22, 2012, 09:54:53 pm
I was always bothered by the legions of teen (and sub-teen) girls propositioning him.
Well, there goes most of both leagues and every farm system.
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: austro on March 22, 2012, 09:56:59 pm
Well, there goes most of both leagues and every farm system.

Most of those aren't carrying "Chipper, Marry Me!" signs. At MinuteMaid.
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: HudsonHawk on March 23, 2012, 06:46:31 am
I was always bothered by the legions of teen (and sub-teen) girls propositioning him.

The color of envy...
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on March 23, 2012, 06:54:30 am
He was a formidable adversary and fuck him.
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: S.P. Rodriguez on March 23, 2012, 08:50:26 am
The man can play the game. 
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: Ron Brand on March 23, 2012, 08:51:08 am
The man can play the game. 

Yep, gotta tip the cap. Maybe with a middle finger on the bill.
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: JimR on March 23, 2012, 11:04:03 am
Most of those aren't carrying "Chipper, Marry Me!" signs. At MinuteMaid.

you should have been sitting with me at ST. methinks your prudish notions would have been offended.
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: Waldo on March 23, 2012, 12:00:43 pm
you should have been sitting with me at ST. methinks your prudish notions would have been offended.

Were you holding a "Chipper, Dirty Sanchez me" sign?
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: Andyzipp on March 23, 2012, 01:29:19 pm
Were you holding a "Chipper, Dirty Sanchez me" sign?

The sign referenced an oxidized sousaphone.
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: Fredia on March 23, 2012, 01:56:34 pm
wonder if they carry pence marry me signs in pa now
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: JimR on March 23, 2012, 02:02:08 pm
Were you holding a "Chipper, Dirty Sanchez me" sign?

Braves are in Florida; i was in AZ. i was talking about the "I love you, Matt!" being shouted from young women to my right each time Matt Kemp appeared in view.
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: MusicMan on March 23, 2012, 02:15:02 pm
The sign referenced an oxidized sousaphone.

What you did there.  We all see it.
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: Curly on March 23, 2012, 05:56:08 pm
Most of those aren't carrying "Chipper, Marry Me!" signs. At MinuteMaid.
  They say "Hey Daddy!" now.
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: MusicMan on March 23, 2012, 09:44:40 pm
  They say "Hey Daddy!" now.

Heeeeeey daddy, daddy, daddy, Heeeeeeey, daddy, daddy, daddy, SWING!
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: NeilT on March 24, 2012, 11:04:35 am
What you did there.  We all see it.

I'm sorry, I'm dense. Rusted tuba?
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: Mr. Happy on March 24, 2012, 11:44:55 am
Chipper tore a meniscus about an hour before his announcement, must have surgery and will start final season on DL.
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: Fredia on March 24, 2012, 12:40:10 pm
wow somehow appropriate
Title: Re: chipper to retire after 2012
Post by: Fynn on March 28, 2012, 01:25:55 am
The sign referenced an oxidized sousaphone.

Or, perhaps an invitation to have a "dirty sanchez" taco from Torchy's Tacos here in Dallas.