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Title: I miss the Clarks
Post by: VirtualBob on September 28, 2011, 12:40:11 pm
This place was more exciting with fresh blood in the water.  I, for one, would be willing to put up with a little spam in order to bring the Clarks back.

Anyone else feel that way?
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Mr. Happy on September 28, 2011, 12:43:34 pm
I'd like to see some. I love watching the Raups blast their asses out of the water.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: sporadic on September 28, 2011, 12:43:44 pm
This place was more exciting with fresh blood in the water.  I, for one, would be willing to put up with a little spam in order to bring the Clarks back.

Anyone else feel that way?

god yes, I love "watching" the likes of HH & The Raups tear into some unsuspecting dumbass
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: EasTexAstro on September 28, 2011, 12:46:28 pm
god yes, I love "watching" the likes of HH & The Raups tear into some unsuspecting dumbass

I could start posting more, if that would help.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: sporadic on September 28, 2011, 12:47:47 pm
I could start posting more, if that would help.

people like us are not unsuspecting
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: VirtualBob on September 28, 2011, 12:51:06 pm
people like us are not unsuspecting
Exactly.  When you already know the 12 steps, it sort of takes the fun out of it for everyone else.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: subnuclear on September 28, 2011, 12:58:49 pm
Once the spammers break your captcha, you have to delete dozens (maybe more) of false registrations a day.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: VirtualBob on September 28, 2011, 01:02:24 pm
Once the spammers break your captcha, you have to delete dozens (maybe more) of false registrations a day.
Or put up with spam threads.  But really, how onerous is that?  I still like seeing Clarks around.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: subnuclear on September 28, 2011, 01:47:06 pm
Or put up with spam threads.  But really, how onerous is that?  I still like seeing Clarks around.

It gets out of control quick, especially disgusting porn spam. I used to manage a forum and would just delete the bad registration (and would be willing to help do that if that could work), but its more annoying than you think.

I personally like to get more Astro fans in here, but spam management sucks balls.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Lurch on September 28, 2011, 01:57:31 pm
Shaggy has it set up so that a user cant create a new thread until they posted some number in existing threads first.  That seems to be a reasonable approach as spam bots generally want to create new threads.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: austro on September 28, 2011, 01:59:16 pm
Shaggy has it set up so that a user cant create a new thread until they posted some number in existing threads first.  That seems to be a reasonable approach as spam bots generally want to create new threads.

I've seen enough evidence to think that they're pretty happy to post in existing threads, too.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: JimR on September 28, 2011, 02:06:47 pm
god yes, I love "watching" the likes of HH & The Raups tear into some unsuspecting dumbass

i am so misunderstood.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: MRaup on September 28, 2011, 02:44:36 pm
i am so misunderstood.

I'm not!
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: moriartp on September 28, 2011, 03:14:18 pm
The clark-bashing was one of the least appealing aspects of this site. The last thing this community needs after this season is another dose of negativity like that. It was a pretty effective way of keeping out the riffraff, sure, but god damn did it get tiresome. Two close friends of mine, both of whom would make better contributors than I, were completely turned off the site by how they saw new members being treated. It may have been meant to drive away the ones who talked out of their asses, but in practice it was more like dumbshit frat boy hazing. This isn't directed at anyone in particular, and I'm not excepting myself–I mouthed off at clarks without good reason along with most everyone else. It's just been refreshing not to see that kind of crap going on anymore.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: MRaup on September 28, 2011, 03:20:02 pm
The clark-bashing was one of the least appealing aspects of this site. The last thing this community needs after this season is another dose of negativity like that. It was a pretty effective way of keeping out the riffraff, sure, but god damn did it get tiresome. Two close friends of mine, both of whom would make better contributors than I, were completely turned off the site by how they saw new members being treated. It may have been meant to drive away the ones who talked out of their asses, but in practice it was more like dumbshit frat boy hazing. This isn't directed at anyone in particular, and I'm not excepting myself–I mouthed off at clarks without good reason along with most everyone else. It's just been refreshing not to see that kind of crap going on anymore.

Pledge, could I see you in the basement for a few minutes?

I've never mouthed off at a Clark without good reason. 90 percent of them are mouth-breathing fucktards.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on September 28, 2011, 03:30:52 pm
The clark-bashing was one of the least appealing aspects of this site. The last thing this community needs after this season is another dose of negativity like that. It was a pretty effective way of keeping out the riffraff, sure, but god damn did it get tiresome. Two close friends of mine, both of whom would make better contributors than I, were completely turned off the site by how they saw new members being treated. It may have been meant to drive away the ones who talked out of their asses, but in practice it was more like dumbshit frat boy hazing. This isn't directed at anyone in particular, and I'm not excepting myself–I mouthed off at clarks without good reason along with most everyone else. It's just been refreshing not to see that kind of crap going on anymore.

I've had a friend who dropped by here tell me something similar.  I think that we might lose some potentially decent posters by virtue of the Clark vitriol, but by the same token this is our damned clubhouse and we can run it how we want.  I'd like to re-open registration again, but I'm not one of the ones who has to deal with cleanup.  I'd be happy to help with that process if necessary.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Astroholic on September 28, 2011, 03:37:35 pm
The clark-bashing was one of the least appealing aspects of this site. The last thing this community needs after this season is another dose of negativity like that. It was a pretty effective way of keeping out the riffraff, sure, but god damn did it get tiresome. Two close friends of mine, both of whom would make better contributors than I, were completely turned off the site by how they saw new members being treated. It may have been meant to drive away the ones who talked out of their asses, but in practice it was more like dumbshit frat boy hazing. This isn't directed at anyone in particular, and I'm not excepting myself–I mouthed off at clarks without good reason along with most everyone else. It's just been refreshing not to see that kind of crap going on anymore.

If they don't say stupid shit, they are treated fine.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: JimR on September 28, 2011, 03:37:41 pm
The clark-bashing was one of the least appealing aspects of this site. The last thing this community needs after this season is another dose of negativity like that. It was a pretty effective way of keeping out the riffraff, sure, but god damn did it get tiresome. Two close friends of mine, both of whom would make better contributors than I, were completely turned off the site by how they saw new members being treated. It may have been meant to drive away the ones who talked out of their asses, but in practice it was more like dumbshit frat boy hazing. This isn't directed at anyone in particular, and I'm not excepting myself–I mouthed off at clarks without good reason along with most everyone else. It's just been refreshing not to see that kind of crap going on anymore.

poor babies. i hope you let the little fellas cry on your shoulder.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Ty in Tampa on September 28, 2011, 03:38:11 pm
I have to say that I've never witnessed any bashing that wasn't deserved. I think some have a different idea of what bashing is and have a hard time with that. Kev and Scott used to say "bring it strong or don't bring it at all" and I think that still embodies the Spikes aspect of this site.

New posters need to prove that they aren't going to just shit all over the site, no matter how knowledgeable or witty they are. If you want to call that initiation then fine. But I've seen the bad side of Clarkism and I'd hate for this community to go that direction.

All that said, I'd love to see some new posters.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: EasTexAstro on September 28, 2011, 03:40:22 pm
All that said, I'd love to see some new posters.

You calling us old?
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Ty in Tampa on September 28, 2011, 03:40:43 pm
You calling us old?

Seasoned.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: JimR on September 28, 2011, 03:44:59 pm
You calling us old?

experienced
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Limey on September 28, 2011, 04:20:42 pm
You calling us old?

Wily
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Andyzipp on September 28, 2011, 04:25:45 pm
Seeing as most everyone who has posted in this thread (with the exception of Jim, who I think was posting at AC before I found it) has had to go through being a Clark (even before such a thing existed) it is possible to become something more than a Clark.  But it's not easy.

I'm all for opening up registrations again, but I have no idea what we would be able to get with the current state of the team, and the corresponding level of "fans".
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: sporadic on September 28, 2011, 04:34:32 pm
I'm all for opening up registrations again, but I have no idea what we would be able to get with the current state of the team, and the corresponding level of "fans".

nonbandwagoners along with clay targets for the Raups.  Win-win in my book.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: austro on September 28, 2011, 04:35:50 pm
I'm all for opening up registrations again, but I have no idea what we would be able to get with the current state of the team, and the corresponding level of "fans".

It's possible we might get actual fans, since this season has probably provided the necessary impetus to send the bandwagoners off to Arlington. Of course, I've been wrong a time or two in my life.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Fredia on September 28, 2011, 05:02:35 pm
actual fans seems to sum this site up in two words well said
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Lefty on September 28, 2011, 05:25:56 pm
So you're telling me Jim Crane *cannot* make and/or turn into oil before the move to the AL?
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Phil_in_CS on September 28, 2011, 07:16:29 pm
Shaggy has it set up so that a user cant create a new thread until they posted some number in existing threads first.  That seems to be a reasonable approach as spam bots generally want to create new threads.

Spam bots can post into existing threads. Those are actually harder to clean out with most software, as you have to delete specific posts from a useful thread, as opposed to nuking the entire thread.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: JimR on September 28, 2011, 08:43:41 pm
Seeing as most everyone who has posted in this thread (with the exception of Jim, who I think was posting at AC before I found it) has had to go through being a Clark (even before such a thing existed) it is possible to become something more than a Clark.  But it's not easy.

I'm all for opening up registrations again, but I have no idea what we would be able to get with the current state of the team, and the corresponding level of "fans".

i think you were there first, but who cares? i had to endure my initiation too. Ray K. tried to abuse me daily. silly boy.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Mr. Happy on September 28, 2011, 09:35:57 pm
i think you were there first, but who cares? i had to endure my initiation too. Ray K. tried to abuse me daily. silly boy.

I caught shit from all of you when I first went on AC, but I persevered to post lots of inane, stupid shit.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Ebby Calvin on September 28, 2011, 10:02:18 pm
I still consider myself one of the newer posters on this site, but I just checked and saw a registration date of April 2008 (not sure if that was the rollover date from OWA or my actual log-in date, but whatever).  Point is, if you keep your mouth shut and respect those who have vastly more knowledge about the team and the game, you'll be alright.  Sure, I changed my avatar to a horse's ass once - once - but I think it was MM who called me on my bullshit.

Not everybody's a VOR or LOE or any of the countless others who couldn't handle it.  Some are like me, so please, for the love of Billy Spiers, keep it closed.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Waldo on September 29, 2011, 09:06:25 am
I, for one, would be willing to put up with a little spam in order to bring the Clarks back.

The admins are not.  We were getting as many as 50-100 spam account registrations a day.  That gets annoying REAL quick.  And even after having registration disabled for a while and then turning it back on, the spam accounts started coming in almost instantly.

Once we hit The Void I'm going to tackle some software upgrades that will hopefully at least make it tolerable to have registration turned on.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Lurch on September 29, 2011, 09:18:21 am
We were getting as many as 50-100 spam account registrations a day.

HOLY SHIT!  I thought we were talking a few a week
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: drew corleone on September 29, 2011, 09:22:57 am
Point is, if you keep your mouth shut and respect those who have vastly more knowledge about the team and the game, you'll be alright. 

My philosophy as well (i.e., read more, post less). If newer posters would just take it to heart they'd ease into the site much better.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Mr. Happy on September 29, 2011, 09:32:21 am
Well, we must keep it easy for the unpaid admins. Thanks for all that you all do!
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Andyzipp on September 29, 2011, 09:36:56 am
Just sayin'  it's a pain to deal with.  We'd all like to have new members, or at least the opportunity to have them.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Fredia on September 29, 2011, 10:26:59 am
just think we were all virgins at one time and survived
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Astroholic on September 29, 2011, 10:37:49 am
just think we were all virgins at one time and survived

teed up and ready.....
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: JimR on September 29, 2011, 11:01:40 am
new posters draw fire for repeated, then defended, stupid shit or for trolling for the purpose of pissing people off. read more, post less is good advice. there are plenty of regulars here who started strong from the very beginning.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Jose Cruz III on September 29, 2011, 11:47:37 am
new posters draw fire for repeated, then defended, stupid shit or for trolling for the purpose of pissing people off. read more, post less is good advice. there are plenty of regulars here who started strong from the very beginning.
Like me. *ducking*
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Guinness on September 29, 2011, 11:52:38 am
Well, we must keep it easy for the unpaid admins. Thanks for all that you all do!

Then who gets all the money from the "SNS Membership" withdrawl from my bank every month?
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Jose Cruz III on September 29, 2011, 12:03:48 pm
The clark-bashing was one of the least appealing aspects of this site. The last thing this community needs after this season is another dose of negativity like that. It was a pretty effective way of keeping out the riffraff, sure, but god damn did it get tiresome. Two close friends of mine, both of whom would make better contributors than I, were completely turned off the site by how they saw new members being treated. It may have been meant to drive away the ones who talked out of their asses, but in practice it was more like dumbshit frat boy hazing. This isn't directed at anyone in particular, and I'm not excepting myself–I mouthed off at clarks without good reason along with most everyone else. It's just been refreshing not to see that kind of crap going on anymore.
No Clark, no where, don't know crap about getting bashed until he/she comes out of a conference with the BBGs needing a shower and some butt salve.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Ron Brand on September 29, 2011, 12:05:39 pm
No Clark, no where, don't know crap about getting bashed until he/she comes out of a conference with the BBGs needing a shower and some butt salve.

And a suitable-for-framing group shot of the grinning BBGs standing in the Clark's colon.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Ty in Tampa on September 29, 2011, 12:17:54 pm
Every Clark needs a licensed analrapist. (http://home.comcast.net/~spaceboy365/analrapist.jpg)
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Mr. Happy on September 29, 2011, 12:26:54 pm
Every Clark needs a licensed analrapist. (http://home.comcast.net/~spaceboy365/analrapist.jpg)

Well, I'll be damned. Wonder if he'll give the Clarke's a group rate?
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Noe on September 29, 2011, 03:54:26 pm
Once the spammers break your captcha, you have to delete dozens (maybe more) of false registrations a day.

*ding, ding, ding*

Damn you google!
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Noe on September 29, 2011, 03:58:55 pm
Seeing as most everyone who has posted in this thread (with the exception of Jim, who I think was posting at AC before I found it) has had to go through being a Clark (even before such a thing existed) it is possible to become something more than a Clark.  But it's not easy.

I'm all for opening up registrations again, but I have no idea what we would be able to get with the current state of the team, and the corresponding level of "fans".

My first two weeks were utter hell.  And I loved it, because it gave me a chance to practice my skeels at shooting back... not run away or cry about being mistreated.  In fact, most of the ones who jumped on me first left the site after several weeks because of.... wait for it... being mistreated (or so they said).
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Noe on September 29, 2011, 04:00:09 pm
Spam bots can post into existing threads. Those are actually harder to clean out with most software, as you have to delete specific posts from a useful thread, as opposed to nuking the entire thread.

Yup.  Not easy to manage.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Noe on September 29, 2011, 04:02:54 pm
HOLY SHIT!  I thought we were talking a few a week

Nope, on the hour, by the hour.  Or two if by sea... ah... nevermind.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Jose Cruz III on September 29, 2011, 04:06:40 pm
And a suitable-for-framing group shot of the grinning BBGs standing in the Clark's colon.
You've been there too?
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Noe on September 29, 2011, 04:07:34 pm
So help me understand: is the call being made to allow Clarks in here to get bashed daily so you can have fun or to allow Clarks in here because we could use more intelligent conversation about the team?  If the latter, then invite your friends and family and send the admins a note asking them to be registered.  It's the best way right now to get new blood in here: recruit.

On the first part, can't help you with that one, you'll have to go find another site somewhere to play "smash the pumpkin" with Clarks (what was it called, Frat Boy stuff?  Eggszactly!)
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Ron Brand on September 29, 2011, 04:15:32 pm
So help me understand: is the call being made to allow Clarks in here to get bashed daily so you can have fun or to allow Clarks in here because we could use more intelligent conversation about the team?  If the latter, then invite your friends and family and send the admins a note asking them to be registered.  It's the best way right now to get new blood in here: recruit.

On the first part, can't help you with that one, you'll have to go find another site somewhere to play "smash the pumpkin" with Clarks (what was it called, Frat Boy stuff?  Eggszactly!)

I've been afraid to recruit for a couple of reasons. One, because I came in when Rob Neyer wrote about AC and I remember the grumbling about all those new goobers (like me) that were driven to the site by the New Visibility and Two, because nobody I know needs to learn about most of the stuff I let fly in here. It took a long time to get these walls up and there's damn few folks who get to come in the guarded entrance.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Ty in Tampa on September 29, 2011, 04:16:23 pm
So help me understand: is the call being made to allow Clarks in here to get bashed daily so you can have fun or to allow Clarks in here because we could use more intelligent conversation about the team?  If the latter, then invite your friends and family and send the admins a note asking them to be registered.  It's the best way right now to get new blood in here: recruit.

What I'm hearing is they want it like it used to be, before spambots. New blood comes in and gets weeded out. The strong stick around. The former comes with the latter...or something.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Noe on September 29, 2011, 04:18:52 pm
What I'm hearing is they want it like it used to be, before spambots. New blood comes in and gets weeded out. The strong stick around. The former comes with the latter...or something.

We need a minor leagues then.  A sort of Kissimmee SnS, let all the spambots and Clarks (and you all) live there whilest the strong get weeded out and promoted here and the others either stay in extended spring training or go work at Burger King for a living.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: JimR on September 29, 2011, 04:20:04 pm
What I'm hearing is they want it like it used to be, before spambots. New blood comes in and gets weeded out. The strong stick around. The former comes with the latter...or something.

exactly right.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: MusicMan on September 29, 2011, 04:22:23 pm
What I'm hearing is they want it like it used to be, before spambots. New blood comes in and gets weeded out. The strong stick around. The former comes with the latter...or something.

I'm in this camp.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Ron Brand on September 29, 2011, 04:23:39 pm
I'm in this camp.

Me too, if the spambots can be defeated.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: MusicMan on September 29, 2011, 04:24:24 pm
Me too, if the spambots can be defeated.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Andyzipp on September 29, 2011, 04:24:46 pm
Me too, if the spambots can be defeated.

John Connor?
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: MusicMan on September 29, 2011, 04:26:24 pm
John Connor?

I will assault the first person that defends either movie after T2.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Ron Brand on September 29, 2011, 04:28:20 pm
John Connor?

Ah hell. They aren't self-aware, are they?
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Noe on September 29, 2011, 04:31:55 pm
Like I said, say the word and we will set up a sister site for "fight like hell" nights and let the weeding begin... until we can figure out the spambots disinfection thingy.

Now, who is in?  Line forms on the left for the bus ride over there.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Ron Brand on September 29, 2011, 04:35:47 pm
Like I said, say the word and we will set up a sister site for "fight like hell" nights and let the weeding begin... until we can figure out the spambots disinfection thingy.

Now, who is in?  Line forms on the left for the bus ride over there.

So we all stand on the outside of the pit and start shooting, and the ones who can't crawl out get the lye?
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on September 29, 2011, 04:56:08 pm
Like I said, say the word and we will set up a sister site for "fight like hell" nights and let the weeding begin... until we can figure out the spambots disinfection thingy.

Now, who is in?  Line forms on the left for the bus ride over there.

Are you talking about setting up a separate sub-section of General Discussion as a sort of entry point that unregistered users can access before granting them access to the rest of the forum?
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Fredia on September 29, 2011, 04:57:55 pm
scary times , end of season, near halloween,  and almost time for the zwolle tamale festival i dunno
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Noe on September 29, 2011, 05:14:13 pm
Are you talking about setting up a separate sub-section of General Discussion as a sort of entry point that unregistered users can access before granting them access to the rest of the forum?

no.

A separate forum full of lice and Clarks (whichever comes first) so that there is an equal amount of fun and management to be done.  Both in terms of clarks and lice.

Y'all can have all the fun you want "graduatin'" folks over here once they are deloused.  A sort of Ellis Island for SnS if you will.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Saf on September 29, 2011, 05:17:41 pm
I’m still, and probably always will be, a Clark so to appease your desire for Clark-blood I’ll provide the bait.


Hunter Pence rulz!!!!  Ed Wade sux and again proved it by trading my boy to the Phillies, a real team, for nothing.  How many times are the Phils going to hose us?

Who does this “Jim” guy think he is telling me to observe a pitcher’s motion, a batter’s swing, or a fielder’s footwork when ERA, batting average, and zone rating tell me all that I need to know?

Moving to the American League will be *awesome* because we can see the Sawks and Yanks every year, we get a natural rivalry with the Rangers, and, best of all, we finally get to dump bunting strategy for DH power!  It's not like the Astros have a history in the National League or anything.

Billy Spiers is not omnipotent.


You’re welcome.  I’m available to participate in strosrays’ (someone else’s?) 10-point Clark posting destruction upon request.

Oh, wait, one more baiting -->   :)
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Mr. Happy on September 29, 2011, 05:18:54 pm
no.

A separate forum full of lice and Clarks (whichever comes first) so that there is an equal amount of fun and management to be done.  Both in terms of clarks and lice.

Y'all can have all the fun you want "graduatin'" folks over here once they are deloused.  A sort of Ellis Island for SnS if you will.

That sounds a lot like a 24/7 Slam Zone.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Lurch on September 29, 2011, 05:21:59 pm
I’m still, and probably always will be, a Clark so to appease your desire for Clark-blood I’ll provide the bait.


Hunter Pence rulz!!!!  Ed Wade sux and again proved it by trading my boy to the Phillies, a real team, for nothing.  How many times are the Phils going to hose us?

Who does this “Jim” guy think he is telling me to observe a pitcher’s motion, a batter’s swing, or a fielder’s footwork when ERA, batting average, and zone rating tell me all that I need to know?

Moving to the American League will be *awesome* because we can see the Sawks and Yanks every year, we get a natural rivalry with the Rangers, and, best of all, we finally get to dump bunting strategy for DH power!  It's not like the Astros have a history in the National League or anything.

Billy Spiers is not omnipotent.


You’re welcome.  I’m available to participate in strosrays’ (someone else’s?) 10-point Clark posting destruction upon request.

Oh, wait, one more baiting -->   :)


Damn!  Around since '09, yet still actively lurking.  Quite impressive.  Maybe we just need to call out more lurkers that show as logged in but never post.  "buz" I'm looking at you.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Ron Brand on September 29, 2011, 05:23:33 pm
That sounds a lot like a 24/7 Slam Zone.

Clarkistan.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Ty in Tampa on September 29, 2011, 05:42:43 pm
Damn!  Around since '09, yet still actively lurking.  Quite impressive.  Maybe we just need to call out more lurkers that show as logged in but never post.  "buz" I'm looking at you.

I posted maybe 10 times my first 2 years at AC. I was seriously intimidated.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: JimR on September 29, 2011, 05:46:06 pm
I’m still, and probably always will be, a Clark so to appease your desire for Clark-blood I’ll provide the bait.


Hunter Pence rulz!!!!  Ed Wade sux and again proved it by trading my boy to the Phillies, a real team, for nothing.  How many times are the Phils going to hose us?

Who does this “Jim” guy think he is telling me to observe a pitcher’s motion, a batter’s swing, or a fielder’s footwork when ERA, batting average, and zone rating tell me all that I need to know?

Moving to the American League will be *awesome* because we can see the Sawks and Yanks every year, we get a natural rivalry with the Rangers, and, best of all, we finally get to dump bunting strategy for DH power!  It's not like the Astros have a history in the National League or anything.

Billy Spiers is not omnipotent.


You’re welcome.  I’m available to participate in strosrays’ (someone else’s?) 10-point Clark posting destruction upon request.

Oh, wait, one more baiting -->   :)


excellent! Post of the Year material.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Alkie on September 29, 2011, 05:50:58 pm
A separate forum full of lice and Clarks (whichever comes first) so that there is an equal amount of fun and management to be done.  Both in terms of clarks and lice.

Y'all can have all the fun you want "graduatin'" folks over here once they are deloused.  A sort of Ellis Island for SnS if you will.

I don't know why, but I'm totally down with this.   
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: JimR on September 29, 2011, 05:53:57 pm
I’m still, and probably always will be, a Clark so to appease your desire for Clark-blood I’ll provide the bait.


Hunter Pence rulz!!!!  Ed Wade sux and again proved it by trading my boy to the Phillies, a real team, for nothing.  How many times are the Phils going to hose us?

Who does this “Jim” guy think he is telling me to observe a pitcher’s motion, a batter’s swing, or a fielder’s footwork when ERA, batting average, and zone rating tell me all that I need to know?

Moving to the American League will be *awesome* because we can see the Sawks and Yanks every year, we get a natural rivalry with the Rangers, and, best of all, we finally get to dump bunting strategy for DH power!  It's not like the Astros have a history in the National League or anything.

Billy Spiers is not omnipotent.


You’re welcome.  I’m available to participate in strosrays’ (someone else’s?) 10-point Clark posting destruction upon request.

Oh, wait, one more baiting -->   :)


you have read enough. now you can post.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: buz on September 29, 2011, 06:02:52 pm
The secret to successful lurking is not posting.

oh damn..
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: remy on September 29, 2011, 06:09:33 pm
Billy Spiers is not omnipotent.

You take that back, heathen.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Lurch on September 29, 2011, 06:51:40 pm
The secret to successful lurking is not posting.

oh damn..

There it is!

"coop", your turn to bring it
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: OregonStrosFan on September 29, 2011, 06:52:26 pm
Oh, wait, one more baiting -->   :)

Awesomeness!
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: TeeJoe on September 29, 2011, 08:06:43 pm
(Baiting)I am a 6 season disappointing rookie...I still think Brazilla IS a top 10% stinkin genius, New Orleans should abandon it's Port and move North, you foo for not trust VOR, I will fight the man that farts on any best fans in baseball gear, Bagwell should have just thrown left handed, I loved the Chron Tombstone front page, I heard that Foghorn lost Alkies nut, Skyline chilli rulz! I don't post more often because I don't trust my stuff.(Baiting)

I'll come back in another 5 years for my delousing.

In all seriousness I miss Pravata and the Daily Beagle...
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: chuck on September 29, 2011, 08:22:12 pm
So there's a sub-group of weirdos silently watching and apparently recording our every move. I now feel more discomfited than usual.

And Lurch is fucking watching them.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: chandler44 on September 29, 2011, 08:51:38 pm
So there's a sub-group of weirdos silently watching and apparently recording our every move. I now feel more discomfited than usual.

Yes...yes, there is.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Lurch on September 29, 2011, 08:54:52 pm
So there's a sub-group of weirdos silently watching and apparently recording our every move. I now feel more discomfited than usual.

And Lurch is fucking watching them.

All the world's indeed a stage
And we are merely players
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Ebby Calvin on September 29, 2011, 09:02:31 pm
I’m still, and probably always will be, a Clark so to appease your desire for Clark-blood I’ll provide the bait.


Hunter Pence rulz!!!!  Ed Wade sux and again proved it by trading my boy to the Phillies, a real team, for nothing.  How many times are the Phils going to hose us?

Who does this “Jim” guy think he is telling me to observe a pitcher’s motion, a batter’s swing, or a fielder’s footwork when ERA, batting average, and zone rating tell me all that I need to know?

Moving to the American League will be *awesome* because we can see the Sawks and Yanks every year, we get a natural rivalry with the Rangers, and, best of all, we finally get to dump bunting strategy for DH power!  It's not like the Astros have a history in the National League or anything.

Billy Spiers is not omnipotent.


You’re welcome.  I’m available to participate in strosrays’ (someone else’s?) 10-point Clark posting destruction upon request.

Oh, wait, one more baiting -->   :)


To drive the point home - SFN.  I'm all for whatever makes the admins' jobs easiest but still allows Clarkish membership.  The good ones hang around, and we'll have a hell of time driving out the bad ones.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Noe on September 29, 2011, 09:08:46 pm
I’m still, and probably always will be, a Clark so to appease your desire for Clark-blood I’ll provide the bait.


Hunter Pence rulz!!!!  Ed Wade sux and again proved it by trading my boy to the Phillies, a real team, for nothing.  How many times are the Phils going to hose us?

Who does this “Jim” guy think he is telling me to observe a pitcher’s motion, a batter’s swing, or a fielder’s footwork when ERA, batting average, and zone rating tell me all that I need to know?

Moving to the American League will be *awesome* because we can see the Sawks and Yanks every year, we get a natural rivalry with the Rangers, and, best of all, we finally get to dump bunting strategy for DH power!  It's not like the Astros have a history in the National League or anything.

Billy Spiers is not omnipotent.


You’re welcome.  I’m available to participate in strosrays’ (someone else’s?) 10-point Clark posting destruction upon request.

Oh, wait, one more baiting -->   :)


Dude! RUN!!!!
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: JackAstro on September 29, 2011, 09:51:49 pm
Just one dipshit's two cents here:

New blood is always good. I'd hate to see any kind of Clark Island, in part because I'm too much of an elitist prick to even bother going over there to see who's making sense and who's showing their ass. Just throw them in with the general population. Like Ty said, weeds and sticking and all that.

The real burden falls on Waldo – poor son of a bitch – who has to upgrade the forum to something a bit more spam-resistant without breaking the shit out of it, while all of you assholes keep posting at all times of the day and night. This sucks. I'm game to help if you want/need it, just shoot me a note.

And for the apparently numerous lurkers who are reading while Lurch stalks them... fucking post, people. It's not so bad. Saf used a smiley – A FUCKING SMILEY – and was neither beaten nor verbally savaged and lit ablaze. As far as we know. Mark may have, I'm not sure. Just get in there and see what happens.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Phil_in_CS on September 30, 2011, 07:39:22 am
It might be easier to have a board section parallel to "General Discussion" where anyone can post, but you have to be approved to post in "General Discussion". Some sort of intro post, just to prove your human. Once you prove you are human an admin could grant you normal access to the "General Discussion" section. That can be done w/ most bbs software via user groups.



Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: TeeJoe on September 30, 2011, 08:03:56 am
And for the apparently numerous lurkers who are reading while Lurch stalks them... fucking post, people. It's not so bad. Saf used a smiley – A FUCKING SMILEY – and was neither beaten nor verbally savaged and lit ablaze. As far as we know. Mark may have, I'm not sure. Just get in there and see what happens.
I can only speak for myself not any other lurkers, but I frequent this site for several reasons.

I originally found this site searching for Astros minor league information.  That was right before OWA got kicked off.   I found just what I was looking for with some great minor league season reviews.  From there I read some of coaches From the Dugout.  Was some good stuff too.

Not long after, OWA was launched.   Still, I didn’t jump right in to posting.  After awhile I started posting with a little frequency…but I really came for the content. 

Not long after this my job duties changed and I found I had very little time to post, much less search the internet to follow the Astros happenings.  I still come here to follow things such as the Crane saga.  Y’all keep me informed, while still remaining productive at work.  Yea for you! 

When I get home, I have two young kids that want to spend time with me.  They still think dad is cool, smart…etc.  My oldest just started softball and most evenings after work she wants to throw the ball.  I love it!

So yes I do owe some of y’all thanks.

I don’t come here for the clark smashing but my coonass curiosity can’t stop looking at the trainwreck.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: MusicMan on September 30, 2011, 08:19:50 am
So there's a sub-group of weirdos silently watching and apparently recording our every move. I now feel more discomfited than usual.

And an even smaller sub-group of the truly fucked up who enjoy being watched.  I think they all moved to New York.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Ty in Tampa on September 30, 2011, 09:02:13 am
I can only speak for myself not any other lurkers, but I frequent this site for several reasons.

I originally found this site searching for Astros minor league information.  That was right before OWA got kicked off.   I found just what I was looking for with some great minor league season reviews.  From there I read some of coaches From the Dugout.  Was some good stuff too.

Not long after, OWA was launched.   Still, I didn’t jump right in to posting.  After awhile I started posting with a little frequency…but I really came for the content. 

Not long after this my job duties changed and I found I had very little time to post, much less search the internet to follow the Astros happenings.  I still come here to follow things such as the Crane saga.  Y’all keep me informed, while still remaining productive at work.  Yea for you! 

When I get home, I have two young kids that want to spend time with me.  They still think dad is cool, smart…etc.  My oldest just started softball and most evenings after work she wants to throw the ball.  I love it!

So yes I do owe some of y’all thanks.

I don’t come here for the clark smashing but my coonass curiosity can’t stop looking at the trainwreck.



Too much of a life. Go back to lurking.



Kidding, of course. Just the new blood we need.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: jeffrey on September 30, 2011, 09:23:48 am
Y’all keep me informed, while still remaining productive at work.  Yea for you! 

This is pretty much me as well, including the two (very young) children that keep me away from the site other than at the office. I come here for the news and clearheaded perspective on things, and this thread is good motivation for getting more involved even if it's nothing more than to say thanks for all of the content. Need to shake off a bit of rust, though, as I had to use the username/password retriever to even find my credentials.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: S.P. Rodriguez on September 30, 2011, 09:40:13 am
This is pretty much me as well, including the two (very young) children that keep me away from the site other than at the office. I come here for the news and clearheaded perspective on things, and this thread is good motivation for getting more involved even if it's nothing more than to say thanks for all of the content. Need to shake off a bit of rust, though, as I had to use the username/password retriever to even find my credentials.

Same here, plus a job change and I still manage to post! Want a tissue you jack-a-nanny?  Pick up the pace you losers!  (that's the best R. Lee Ermey impression I can offer...) 

Seriously, I post less because, more often than not, my posts suck.  Also, it's easier to read the thread and if I find someone already voiced the opinion I would offer I can simply go back to work.  I am not a fan of the Clark take-downs, with a few exceptions. Towlie was and forever shall be, a thing of beauty, self-inflicted variety.  Oh, and Mr. 3%, of course.  I'm not a clark, based on post count, but consider myself a Clark none the less.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Ron Brand on September 30, 2011, 09:50:01 am

Seriously, I post less because, more often than not, my posts suck. 

Mine still do.

I was scared to post for a long time, but found it easier to use the GZ as a way to get a little more comfortable. It's a simpler vector to feeling better about joining in.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: PCOL2000 on September 30, 2011, 09:58:09 am
I just checked and have been around since '07.  The main reason I don't post is - every time I tried to login, I got an error message saying something about my cookie settings.  I'm pretty computer retarted and just continued to post less.  I got a friend to fix it when I saw this thread and here I am.  I think this is the best site out there and I really feel like I'm a better / more informed Astros fan because of this place.  It's nice for me since I've been out of Houston since 1999. 

I also tend to get pretty drunk and say some really stupid shit.

Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: MusicMan on September 30, 2011, 10:03:13 am
I also tend to get pretty drunk and say some really stupid shit.

Sorry, Alkie's filled that spot for us.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 30, 2011, 10:03:29 am
I also tend to get pretty drunk and say some really stupid shit.

We verify that as part of the background check.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: EasTexAstro on September 30, 2011, 10:21:10 am
Seriously, I post less because, more often than not, my posts suck.

You talked me into posting here. You get to take credit for my posts, too!
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: S.P. Rodriguez on September 30, 2011, 10:27:09 am
You talked me into posting here. You get to take credit for my posts, too!

Gladly...
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: EasTexAstro on September 30, 2011, 10:36:45 am
Gladly...

*this sarcasm meter DOES work!*
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: S.P. Rodriguez on September 30, 2011, 10:42:16 am
No sarcasm intended.  [sarcasm] I aspire to Pope-dom.  I figured if I could take credit for your posts, then we're getting close!! [/sarcasm]
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Mr. Happy on September 30, 2011, 10:43:03 am
*this sarcasm meter DOES work!*

Would you like to borrow mine?
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Fredia on September 30, 2011, 10:58:07 am
i too aspire to be a pope. other than grandparentdom it will be the highlight of my life (sad)
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Ebby Calvin on September 30, 2011, 11:10:58 am
Sorry, Alkie's filled that spot for us.

Then what the hell is Limey doing?
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Limey on September 30, 2011, 11:12:26 am
Then what the hell is Limey doing?

Nothing!!!

Why...what did you see?
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Ty in Tampa on September 30, 2011, 11:30:03 am
Sorry, Alkie's filled that spot for us.

Something about the phrasing of this is...unfortunate.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Lurch on September 30, 2011, 12:08:28 pm

Not long after this my job duties changed and I found I had very little time to post...

When I get home, I have two young kids that want to spend time with me. 

Thanks for making me feel like an ass.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: MRaup on September 30, 2011, 02:59:35 pm
Thanks for making me feel like an ass.

Remember guys: MY dad posts here. Get your kids on board too! They can treat just as well as I treat my old man!

And he can't respond because he's gone to Lubbock for the weekend... SUCKA!
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: NeilT on September 30, 2011, 03:23:11 pm
You know what I miss?  it's not the Clarks, particularly, it's the thread steals.  It used to be great fun watching a thread about Derrick Bell veer into a thread about Alyssa Milano and then veer into a thread about barbecued shrimp.  Beer and Queso is fine, but we lose a lot of great and random thread steals.

I do think when I started, things were a bit kinder on the board.  One could say something stupid and then learn something.  I still recall fondly a great conversation with HH about left-handed catchers, probably 11 years ago.  Those conversations don't happen much anymore, and it's a loss.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: austro on September 30, 2011, 03:37:37 pm
I still recall fondly a great conversation with HH about left-handed catchers, probably 11 years ago.

If somebody came in here and asked about playing guitar left-handed, you'd kick their ass.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Ty in Tampa on September 30, 2011, 03:40:10 pm
I do think when I started, things were a bit kinder on the board.  One could say something stupid and then learn something.

I think there are more and more people who say something stupid and defend it til death. That's what makes the board as harsh as it is.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Limey on September 30, 2011, 03:47:12 pm
I do think when I started, things were a bit kinder on the board.  One could say something stupid and then learn something. 

SRSLY?

Prince of Heck?  Hetero Doxy?  You could say something stupid once...ONCE!

This always was a rough and Tomball tumble place.  The lack of Clarks has meant that an entante cordiale has blanketed those of us on the inside, meaning it is much more civil and civilised now. Back in the day...it was BarterTown.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: NeilT on September 30, 2011, 03:53:45 pm
SRSLY?

Prince of Heck?  Hetero Doxy?  You could say something stupid once...ONCE!

This always was a rough and Tomball tumble place.  The lack of Clarks has meant that an entante cordiale has blanketed those of us on the inside, meaning it is much more civil and civilised now. Back in the day...it was BarterTown.

Prince of Heck was before my time, and that just about dates me.  Hetero Doxy could hold his own, and he wasn't exactly a clark.  I just remember from time to time having stupid questions answered, and learning a lot.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: HudsonHawk on September 30, 2011, 04:08:22 pm
Prince of Heck was before my time, and that just about dates me.  Hetero Doxy could hold his own, and he wasn't exactly a clark.  I just remember from time to time having stupid questions answered, and learning a lot.

I'd probably agree with this.  There are no stupid questions.  The stupidity comes from defending your idea to the point of ridicule when it's clearly as dumb as the day is long.  I remember Limey once asking about the infield fly rule.  He was newer to the game than most of us and was unclear on something.  He asked.  He got an answer.  He is smarter because of it.  Similarly, I got into it with Ray K on the the exact same subject.  He wasn't trying to gain information, he was trying convince me that it was arbitrary and pointless.  That was pure stupidity.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Mr. Happy on September 30, 2011, 04:11:04 pm
SRSLY?

Prince of Heck?  Hetero Doxy?  You could say something stupid once...ONCE!

This always was a rough and Tomball tumble place.  The lack of Clarks has meant that an entante cordiale has blanketed those of us on the inside, meaning it is much more civil and civilised now. Back in the day...it was BarterTown.

PoH was priceless. I still miss him. I don't miss Hetero Doxy.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Limey on September 30, 2011, 04:29:12 pm
I'd probably agree with this.  There are no stupid questions.  The stupidity comes from defending your idea to the point of ridicule when it's clearly as dumb as the day is long.  I remember Limey once asking about the infield fly rule.  He was newer to the game than most of us and was unclear on something.  He asked.  He got an answer.  He is smarter because of it.  Similarly, I got into it with Ray K on the the exact same subject.  He wasn't trying to gain information, he was trying convince me that it was arbitrary and pointless.  That was pure stupidity.

I think it was Zipp who told me about the infield fly, but I still prefer the button variety.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Fredia on September 30, 2011, 04:40:55 pm
for some reason this whole season has been off.  maybe it is lack of clarks in the mix. i mean between dumping the baseball god known as pence and basically finishing with better play with the corpus..um future astro all stars. the the whole debunckle  of selling the team not selling the team going to al and listening to people who had no ideal that you can rebuild a team in a few years with the right management and ownership (miami marlins)
which is not currently in play sadly. its like waiting for the birth of a new child , you never know how he or she will turn out but you need to give the the best bringing up possible
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: gundy315 on September 30, 2011, 04:48:50 pm
... fucking post, people.

Challenge accepted.

I'm one of those creepy lurkers that's on the site almost daily.  I like the fact that any/all relevant Stros news is usually posted within seconds of circulation, with insightful commentary from people who actually know a thing or two about the game... and for the most part, y'all are some humorous motherfuckers.

I don't post much because 1) I'm pretty busy with work & law school, and 2) I have taken the "read more, post less" rule to heart (maybe a bit overboard, yes). It's just that, typically, if I think I have something worth a shit to contribute, I find that someone has already beaten me to the punch.

I'll start posting up more often.  I can take the clarkie-whippin' like a man.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: NeilT on September 30, 2011, 04:50:07 pm
Thinking about it, I wouldn't have wanted to put up with Clarks this season.  I saw enough of them at MMPUS.  I doubt there will be a lot of them anyway until there's a winning season.  That gives Waldo 4 years to develop anti-spambot technology.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: NeilT on September 30, 2011, 04:54:51 pm
Challenge accepted.

I'm one of those creepy lurkers that's on the site almost daily.  I like the fact that any/all relevant Stros news is usually posted within seconds of circulation, with insightful commentary from people who actually know a thing or two about the game... and for the most part, y'all are some humorous motherfuckers.

I don't post much because 1) I'm pretty busy with work & law school, and 2) I have taken the "read more, post less" rule to heart (maybe a bit overboard, yes). It's just that, typically, if I think I have something worth a shit to contribute, I find that someone has already beaten me to the punch.

I'll start posting up more often.  I can take the clarkie-whippin' like a man.

Fuck off.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: gundy315 on September 30, 2011, 04:57:09 pm
Fuck off.

*golf clap*
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: NeilT on September 30, 2011, 05:00:52 pm
*golf clap*

I just thought it was a straight line.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: moriartp on September 30, 2011, 05:14:08 pm
I think it was Zipp who told me about the infield fly, but I still prefer the button variety.

Communist.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: austro on September 30, 2011, 05:29:24 pm
the whole debunckle

We have a winner.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: austro on September 30, 2011, 05:30:39 pm
I can take the clarkie-whippin' like a man.

Spoken like a true Gundy.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Tralfaz on September 30, 2011, 08:52:33 pm
There is some freaking hilarious shit to be read in this thread. Thank you, err fuck you Clarks!
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Alkie on October 01, 2011, 11:59:08 am
This is my first post ever.

Where the white women at?
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Lurch on October 01, 2011, 01:52:00 pm
This is my first post ever.

Where the white women at?

How the fuck do you take two years off and STILL have 12k posts?
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Mr. Happy on October 01, 2011, 02:03:35 pm
How the fuck do you take two years off and STILL have 12k posts?

Because, in the early days, the fucker lived on here.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Alkie on October 01, 2011, 02:35:47 pm
By
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Alkie on October 01, 2011, 02:35:55 pm
posting
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Alkie on October 01, 2011, 02:36:01 pm
like
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Alkie on October 01, 2011, 02:36:13 pm
this.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Alkie on October 01, 2011, 02:37:43 pm
Because, in the early days, the fucker lived on here.

I actually was just thinking the other day how wildly different my life is since I started posting at AC.   To call that a lifetime ago is somewhat of an understatement.

I can't believe how much time and how little responsibility I had.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on October 01, 2011, 02:55:48 pm
I thank Kenau was grate in Matrix
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Fredia on October 01, 2011, 03:10:12 pm
is
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Fredia on October 01, 2011, 03:11:01 pm
that
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Fredia on October 01, 2011, 03:11:34 pm
how
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Fredia on October 01, 2011, 03:12:19 pm
you
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Fredia on October 01, 2011, 03:12:52 pm
got 5000
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Alkie on October 01, 2011, 03:26:51 pm
got 5000

Cheater.

And you misspelled 12000.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Mr. Happy on October 01, 2011, 04:38:27 pm
I actually was just thinking the other day how wildly different my life is since I started posting at AC.   To call that a lifetime ago is somewhat of an understatement.

I can't believe how much time and how little responsibility I had.

I remember an e-mail exchange with you when you were 18 or 19.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Alkie on October 01, 2011, 04:45:46 pm
I remember an e-mail exchange with you when you were 18 or 19.

Was I dumb enough to believe you actually had candy?

Does it change things that I didn't join the site until I was 22?
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Mike S. on October 02, 2011, 01:37:01 am
i think you were there first, but who cares? i had to endure my initiation too. Ray K. tried to abuse me daily. silly boy.

I'm still waiting for you and Ray K. to resolve the benefits (or lack thereof) of a slight uppercut in a hitter's swing.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Mr. Happy on October 02, 2011, 01:55:34 am
Was I dumb enough to believe you actually had candy?

Does it change things that I didn't join the site until I was 22?

Well, this was back in 96 or 97. You were still in school, IIRC.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Jose Cruz III on October 02, 2011, 02:44:06 pm
is
That's the first post of yours I have ever read I could actually read.

And the season gets more bizarre.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Alkie on October 02, 2011, 03:30:56 pm
Well, this was back in 96 or 97. You were still in school, IIRC.

Hmm...probably wasn't me then.   I found the site in 1998 and didn't start posting until 1999.

Holy fucking shit.   I've been on this site for 1/3rd of my fucking life.   I'm going to go put my head in the oven.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: chuck on October 02, 2011, 04:53:48 pm
I'm going to go put my head in the oven.

I'll be shocked if you know how to turn it on.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Mr. Happy on October 02, 2011, 05:04:27 pm
Hmm...probably wasn't me then.   I found the site in 1998 and didn't start posting until 1999.

Holy fucking shit.   I've been on this site for 1/3rd of my fucking life.   I'm going to go put my head in the oven.

Then it was a little later. I know your name because we e-mailed each other.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Noe on October 02, 2011, 05:16:11 pm
I'm still waiting for you and Ray K. to resolve the benefits (or lack thereof) of a slight uppercut in a hitter's swing.

Ah yes, the infamous "Ted Williams was an idiot!" thread... sorta.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Alkie on October 02, 2011, 07:42:22 pm
I'll be shocked if you know how to turn it on.

I'll be damned.  We don't even have one.   Maybe I'll have our maid take us back to her apartment and I can put my head in her oven.

If you know what I mean.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: JimR on October 02, 2011, 07:47:58 pm
Challenge accepted.

I'm one of those creepy lurkers that's on the site almost daily.  I like the fact that any/all relevant Stros news is usually posted within seconds of circulation, with insightful commentary from people who actually know a thing or two about the game... and for the most part, y'all are some humorous motherfuckers.

I don't post much because 1) I'm pretty busy with work & law school, and 2) I have taken the "read more, post less" rule to heart (maybe a bit overboard, yes). It's just that, typically, if I think I have something worth a shit to contribute, I find that someone has already beaten me to the punch.

I'll start posting up more often.  I can take the clarkie-whippin' like a man.


quit school. we already have more than enough lawyers.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: JimR on October 02, 2011, 07:51:59 pm
I'm still waiting for you and Ray K. to resolve the benefits (or lack thereof) of a slight uppercut in a hitter's swing.

it is resolved. Ray is but a faint memory here. he was The King of Stupid Shit. i remember his attack on the infield fly rule well. i also remember his asking what purpose a cutoff man has. Pence wants to know too.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: chuck on October 02, 2011, 08:03:56 pm
I'll be damned.  We don't even have one.   Maybe I'll have our maid take us back to her apartment and I can put my head in her oven.

If you know what I mean.

There's nothing like a lace apron.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Ron Brand on October 02, 2011, 08:10:31 pm
There's nothing like a lace apron.

If you know what I mean.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on October 02, 2011, 08:19:41 pm
There's nothing like a lace apron.

Nothing like a damn lacy boob apron (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4).

If you know what I mean.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: gundy315 on October 02, 2011, 08:48:25 pm

quit school. we already have more than enough lawyers.

This is not the first time I've been given this advice (and it's very good advice), but I'm too far in to turn back now. 
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on October 02, 2011, 10:35:08 pm
This is not the first time I've been given this advice (and it's very good advice), but I'm too far in to turn back now. 

TWSS.
Title: I miss the Clarks
Post by: geezerdonk on October 03, 2011, 09:07:00 am
I don't miss Hetero Doxy.

I do. The comic relief was priceless.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Waldo on October 03, 2011, 09:23:43 am
I do. The comic relief was priceless.

I remember the day when we all found out that he was a manager at Enron, before being fired for using a company PC to call Ken Lay "the sorriest sack of garbage I have ever worked with" on some Yahoo forum.  What a surreal, hysterical day.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Astroholic on October 03, 2011, 09:51:07 am
I remember the day when we all found out that he was a manager at Enron, before being fired for using a company PC to call Ken Lay "the sorriest sack of garbage I have ever worked with" on some Yahoo forum.  What a surreal, hysterical day.

Turns out, that is one of the few things he was right about.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Mr. Happy on October 03, 2011, 10:29:58 am
I do. The comic relief was priceless.

Why? He was a one trick pony-agree with him or you were a Bush neck lackey.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Bench on October 03, 2011, 10:31:46 am
Why? He was a one trick pony-agree with him or you were a Bush neck lackey.

A schlong-gorvelling one at that.

I enjoyed him.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: BizidyDizidy on October 03, 2011, 10:32:18 am
A schlong-gorvelling one at that.

I enjoyed him.

But then again, you are a pinko commie bastard.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: JimR on October 03, 2011, 10:36:36 am
A schlong-gorvelling one at that.

I enjoyed him.

as many know, i met him and watched a game with him once. he was really a nice guy but was wound tighter than anyone i knew/know. he exhausted me with his contant movement and comments on virtually every pitch. he was a very knowledgeable baseball fan. i have a photo of him, Texas Rascal and me if anyone is interested.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: HudsonHawk on October 03, 2011, 11:15:54 am
as many know, i met him and watched a game with him once. he was really a nice guy but was wound tighter than anyone i knew/know. he exhausted me with his contant movement and comments on virtually every pitch. he was a very knowledgeable baseball fan. i have a photo of him, Texas Rascal and me if anyone is interested.

Ooooh, I want to see it.  I've met you and Dave...but I've never met/seen HD.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Ty in Tampa on October 03, 2011, 11:49:47 am
Shouldn't the void be in full gloom before we start waxing nostalgic for HD?
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Limey on October 03, 2011, 12:32:12 pm
Shouldn't the void be in full gloom before we start waxing nostalgic for HD?

For those interested in being reminded how funny / annoying HD could be, take a stroll through the Hall of Fame (http://www.spikesnstars.com/category/features/tzhof/).
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: MusicMan on October 03, 2011, 12:38:16 pm
take a stroll through the Hall of Fame (http://www.spikesnstars.com/category/features/tzhof/).

I have way to much to do for you to tempt me to blow off my afternoon like this.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: JimR on October 03, 2011, 01:03:14 pm
Ooooh, I want to see it.  I've met you and Dave...but I've never met/seen HD.

email [email protected]
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Lurch on October 03, 2011, 02:06:01 pm
you'll want to delete that Jim.  Bots will scrape it and start sending you spam.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Ty in Tampa on October 03, 2011, 02:20:30 pm
you'll want to delete that Jim.  Bots will scrape it and start sending you spam.

No. The spam will go to his jungle-dwelling brother, me--jraup.
Title: I miss the Clarks
Post by: geezerdonk on October 03, 2011, 02:43:05 pm
Why? He was a one trick pony-agree with him or you were a Bush neck lackey.

I pictured him as Yosemite Sam; red-faced and spluttering, powerless to affect what concerned him most. It seemed comical to me and made me laugh. When he showed ill will, I did not see malice but frustration. I thought he was basically a good guy who had an interestingly different perspective and a unique means of expression. If for nothing else, he should be honored for his contribution to the BFT/AC/OWA/SNS vernacular. 
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Waldo on October 03, 2011, 02:46:16 pm
I thought he was basically a good guy who had an interestingly different perspective and a unique means of expression. If for nothing else, he should be honored for his contribution to the BFT/AC/OWA/SNS vernacular. 

K&S designated him as a TZ Legend in 2002 (http://www.spikesnstars.com/2002/07/01/2002-talkzone-hall-of-fame) before AC shut down.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Limey on October 03, 2011, 03:27:58 pm
I pictured him as Yosemite Sam; red-faced and spluttering, powerless to affect what concerned him most. It seemed comical to me and made me laugh. When he showed ill will, I did not see malice but frustration. I thought he was basically a good guy who had an interestingly different perspective and a unique means of expression. If for nothing else, he should be honored for his contribution to the BFT/AC/OWA/SNS vernacular. 

The worst thing about HD was that he railed anonymously about all of us being Bushneck Lackeys - all the while living off an Enron salary.  It explains the unfocused rage, but doesn't explain why he didn't quit and go somewhere else.  He was right about what he said about the fraud in the Houston economy of the time, but that was because he had an inside view that no one else here had.  The day he was outed (in the NY Times, IIRC), numerous pennies dropped.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Fredia on October 03, 2011, 03:31:30 pm
major trip back in time cant believe i was on  dish..
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Bench on October 03, 2011, 03:33:55 pm
He was right about what he said about the fraud in the Houston economy of the time, but that was because he had an inside view that no one else here had.  The day he was outed (in the NY Times, IIRC), numerous pennies dropped.

He was the TZ's very own Cassandra.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: BizidyDizidy on October 03, 2011, 03:55:14 pm
Just wasted an hour reading his old enron emails.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Bench on October 03, 2011, 04:45:41 pm
Just wasted an hour reading his old enron emails.

Where are those?
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: BudGirl on October 03, 2011, 04:55:40 pm
HD was always nice to me.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Mr. Happy on October 03, 2011, 05:02:39 pm
I have way to much to do for you to tempt me to blow off my afternoon like this.

I'm in the middle of reading the whole damn thing. Shit.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: BizidyDizidy on October 03, 2011, 05:33:19 pm
Where are those?

http://www.enron-mail.com/

You can search for his name
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Bench on October 03, 2011, 06:02:35 pm
http://www.enron-mail.com/

You can search for his name

Hetero Doxy doesn't turn up anything. 
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: BizidyDizidy on October 03, 2011, 06:11:38 pm
I wasn't going to post his real name, if you don't know it.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Mr. Happy on October 03, 2011, 06:55:12 pm
Hetero Doxy doesn't turn up anything. 

I've forgotten  his real name.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: BizidyDizidy on October 03, 2011, 07:06:31 pm
I'm sure if you google enron disgruntled message board its not that hard to find
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Bench on October 03, 2011, 07:50:16 pm
I wasn't going to post his real name, if you don't know it.

I don't remember it, but I guess I could find out if I really wanted to.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: NeilT on October 03, 2011, 10:41:06 pm
Vernon Dalhart.  I'm almost certain.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: subnuclear on October 04, 2011, 08:57:09 am
I didn't know he had a degree in physics.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Waldo on October 04, 2011, 09:12:07 am
http://www.enron-mail.com/

You can search for his name

I read a few of those.  Didn't even seem like it was the same person - polite, hard working, and used proper capitalization.  That he knowingly threw away his job just because he couldn't wait to get home to post on Yahoo only adds to the enigma.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: BizidyDizidy on October 04, 2011, 09:20:47 am
I read a few of those.  Didn't even seem like it was the same person - polite, hard working, and used proper capitalization.  That he knowingly threw away his job just because he couldn't wait to get home to post on Yahoo only adds to the enigma.

Read the one titled f/up.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: HudsonHawk on October 04, 2011, 10:56:57 am
CAUTION:  We are getting dangerously close to the line in this thread.  First, for all the schadenfreude we felt when HD was outed, it is impious to exult over the slain.  Secondly, while I understand we're discussing his former employment, I don't much care for discussing peoples' working livelihoods in this manner.  It's callous, if not potentially slanderous.

I think we'd better nip this right here.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: JimR on October 04, 2011, 11:02:23 am
CAUTION:  We are getting dangerously close to the line in this thread.  First, for all the schadenfreude we felt when HD was outed, it is impious to exult over the slain.  Secondly, while I understand we're discussing his former employment, I don't much care for discussing peoples' working livelihoods in this manner.  It's callous, if not potentially slanderous.

I think we'd better nip this right here.

i do not care re nuking the thread, but what is slanderous in your opinion?
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Bench on October 04, 2011, 11:09:16 am
i do not care re nuking the thread, but what is slanderous in your opinion?

I think he's just trying to respect HD's "anonymity."
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: HudsonHawk on October 04, 2011, 11:11:25 am
i do not care re nuking the thread, but what is slanderous in your opinion?

Slanderous would mean statements made as if they were factual, but turns out are not, that damage someone's reputation, personal or professional.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: HudsonHawk on October 04, 2011, 11:12:24 am
I think he's just trying to respect HD's "anonymity."

I'm trying to say that discussing peoples' private lives, without their consent, bothers me...fun as it may be.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Andyzipp on October 04, 2011, 01:33:52 pm
I'm trying to say that discussing peoples' private lives, without their consent, bothers me...fun as it may be.

So a post indicating that you enjoy wearing women's undergarments while tending to your 25 acres would be in bad form?
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: austro on October 04, 2011, 01:35:25 pm
So a post indicating that you enjoy wearing women's undergarments while tending to your 25 acres would be in bad form?

It's only bad form if you imply he's drinking the wrong bourbon.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: EasTexAstro on October 04, 2011, 01:36:34 pm
So a post indicating that you enjoy wearing women's undergarments while tending to your 25 acres would be in bad form?

Does he have his hat on?
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Andyzipp on October 04, 2011, 01:36:58 pm
It's only bad form if you imply he's drinking the wrong bourbon.

HudsonHawk: Old Spotted Dick and Swisher Sweets?
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Andyzipp on October 04, 2011, 01:37:19 pm
Does he have his hat on?

Was he raised in a barn?
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: HudsonHawk on October 04, 2011, 01:37:38 pm
So a post indicating that you enjoy wearing women's undergarments while tending to your 25 acres would be in bad form?

I assumed that was common knowledge.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: HudsonHawk on October 04, 2011, 01:39:16 pm
HudsonHawk: Old Spotted Dick and Swisher Sweets?

Ha!  More like Woodford Reserve and Montecristo.  And Victoria's Secret.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Kit on October 04, 2011, 01:40:44 pm
The clark-bashing was one of the least appealing aspects of this site. The last thing this community needs after this season is another dose of negativity like that. It was a pretty effective way of keeping out the riffraff, sure, but god damn did it get tiresome. Two close friends of mine, both of whom would make better contributors than I, were completely turned off the site by how they saw new members being treated. It may have been meant to drive away the ones who talked out of their asses, but in practice it was more like dumbshit frat boy hazing.

very well said...moriartp..
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: MusicMan on October 04, 2011, 01:40:47 pm
Does he have his hat on?

UNCOVER, DAMMIT.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: S.P. Rodriguez on October 04, 2011, 02:02:06 pm
UNCOVER, DAMMIT.

You mock what you do not understand....
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: MusicMan on October 04, 2011, 02:03:32 pm
You mock what you do not understand....

Perhaps I only got halfway through the joke.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: MRaup on October 05, 2011, 11:57:39 am
Perhaps I only got halfway through the joke.

With Aggies, the joke never ends...
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Fredia on October 05, 2011, 01:19:35 pm
can anyone trully explain an aggie
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Andyzipp on October 05, 2011, 02:27:36 pm
can anyone trully explain an aggie

Vin Trully?
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: JackAstro on October 06, 2011, 12:21:37 pm
can anyone trully explain an aggie

A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma a sheep.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: S.P. Rodriguez on October 06, 2011, 12:27:04 pm
A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma a sheep.

Too easy...
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: MRaup on October 06, 2011, 12:40:13 pm
Too easy...

Especially when you get them backed up to a cliff.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: mrpink on October 06, 2011, 12:49:13 pm
Especially when you get them backed up to a cliff.

You mean facing a cliff, right?  Otherwise that activity just seems too dangero......

Forget it.  I was never here.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: Fredia on October 06, 2011, 07:02:28 pm
are we starting fraternity style imitations?
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: EasTexAstro on October 06, 2011, 08:29:55 pm
3 users applying for an account at 8:27 pm in this void. Interesting.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: jonbloozy on October 06, 2011, 08:31:33 pm
3 users applying for an account at 8:27 pm in this void. Interesting.

Probably my parole officer.  Damn.
Title: Re: I miss the Clarks
Post by: 94CougarGrad on October 08, 2011, 10:51:28 am
are we starting fraternity style imitations?

Thank you, ma'am, may I have another?