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General Discussion => Archive => Game Zone 2011 Archive => Topic started by: remy on September 27, 2011, 07:13:04 pm
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News flash, Jakes: Bogusevic has a cannon.
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News flash, Jakes: Bogusevic has a cannon.
Dammit! Ten seconds.
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Dammit! Ten seconds.
Well I was going to offer to delete mine... but now that you've replied in this one, you've gotta go delete yours!
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Bogusevic has to be the favorite for RF going into next season.
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Well I was going to offer to delete mine... but now that you've replied in this one, you've gotta go delete yours!
Yours started first, but I think maybe we should leave the other one, to emphasize just how damn good that play was.
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That was as good a throw as you're ever going to see. On the replay from the first base side you could see how the throw didn't lose any steam as it passed first base: it just kept on steaming to the plate. Freese isn't slow, and they still beat him fairly handily.
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I knew the Jakes had no chance at that.
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That was as good a throw as you're ever going to see. On the replay from the first base side you could see how the throw didn't lose any steam as it passed first base: it just kept on steaming to the plate. Freese isn't slow, and they still beat him fairly handily.
I agree. That was a laser seed.
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Lee was lucky that Westbrook couldn't find the plate with his free pitch.
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I really like Parades and his ceiling.
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Shattuck. We load the sacks and Romeo Clown is Sr the dish.
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Station to station ain't good with Towles up next.
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News flash, Jakes: Bogusevic has a cannon.
News flash, Jakes: Berkman not so much.
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Twinkie knew that he had no play at the plate, so he tried to catch a runner sleeping, but the dumbass wasn't there.
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Sosa must get working on a changeup if he wants to be a starter long term.
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So I see the headline Cooper to Manage White Sox and I'm like, What the FUCK?
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Sosa must get working on a changeup if he wants to be a starter long term.
Nah, his sweet Abraham Lincoln beard will suffice.
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So I see the headline Cooper to Manage White Sox and I'm like, What the FUCK?
Wait, THAT Cooper?
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So I see the headline Cooper to Manage White Sox and I'm like, What the FUCK?
Coop is just what they need. Not.
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Had to come in on 2-0 with a four seamer that Jay toasted, but to no avail. Tough shit, Jake's. Fuck you.
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Come on, Altuve. Show a little plate discipline.
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Bogie!
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Wait, THAT Cooper?
Nosir, the Sox's pitching coach.
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Come on, Walrus! Make him pay.
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Nosir, the Sox's pitching coach.
Speaking of pitching coaches, what ever happened to Dick Pole?
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Yeah. Let's throw them another shitburger!
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Holliday is out of the game now too.
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Suck it, Jake.
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I really, really like Paredes.
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Paredes!
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Holliday is out of the game now too.
This is a positive development.
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hahaha and there goes Westbrook!
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AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Phils 6, Atlanta nada in the sixth.
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Percedes!!! Suck it Jakes.
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FUCK....THE....JAKES!!!!!
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Phils 6, Atlanta nada in the sixth.
I'm getting sick and tired of carrying those fucks.
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Let's pour it on. The Braves are probably breathing a sigh of relief since they're getting the shit kicked out of them.
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I'm getting sick and tired of carrying those fucks.
A last little tip o' the cap to SBB.
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Paredes > Johnson.
Also, "Paredes" autocorrects to "Laxatives".
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Come on, Barmes! Let's get this run home!
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I'm getting sick and tired of carrying those fucks.
Look at it this way: how much worse is it for the Jakes to see the Braves losing, while they are getting pounded by the worst team in baseball by a clear margin.
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Look at it this way: how much worse is it for the Jakes to see the Braves losing, while they are getting pounded by the worst team in baseball by a clear margin.
The cherry on top.
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Look at it this way: how much worse is it for the Jakes to see the Braves losing, while they are getting pounded by the worst team in baseball by a clear margin.
True. So close yet so far, Jake. Suck it some more.
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Shattuck. With no Melancon tonight, we may have needed that run.
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Paredes!
That was a really pretty swing by Paredes.
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Long game to go and Sosa tends to blow up after about 5 innings. Let's not get cocky.
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Come on, Sosa. Bow your neck! Fuck you, Pupils! Ponche!
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Come on, Sosa. Bow your neck! Fuck you, Pupils! Ponche!
I fucking hate autocorrect.
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I may have more lateral mobility than Towles.
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Fuck, Rodeo Clown. You have to block that one.
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Fuck you, Pupils!
I'm not sure I have ever seen or heard this sequence of words yet they seem so natural.
Towles is so bad it is painful.
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Fucking Towles. Button it up, Rodeo Clown.
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I'm not sure I have ever seen or heard this sequence of words yet they seem so natural.
Towles is so bad it is painful.
Towels is horrible. Surely, he won't be back next seaon.
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Now the Jakes show Bogie some respect.
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Sosa has lost the strikezone.
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Sosa is done tonight.
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Well, that sucked.
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Sosa is out, Q is in. Win-win.
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Q is in. I hope that it wasn't just a double switch and was a rebuke of Rodeo Clown.
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That duck we left at 3B may prove to be telling.
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Phils are up by a touchdown.
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Phils are up by a touchdown.
No time to relax.
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Your 2011 Astros
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Fuck Carpenter. Throw strikes. Slapdickery in the field.
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Mother fucker.
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Carpenter needs to work on getting some movement with a two seamer. He's starting to remind me of Fulchino.
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Carpenter needs to work on getting some movement with a two seamer. He's starting to remind me of Fulchino.
It's not like Mills is keeping the good china in the cupboard either. Fuck.
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Good lord, what a hellish inning. At least Towles is gone. Why the hell has he been playing so much, anyway? They trying to "showcase" him for a trade? Get two bags of balls instead of one, maybe?
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Patti Smith had a hilarious interview with an elderly black man, who was barely able able to speak.
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Nice pick by Tal there.
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Good lord, what a hellish inning. At least Towles is gone. Why the hell has he been playing so much, anyway? They trying to "showcase" him for a trade? Get two bags of balls instead of one, maybe?
Q is banged up and Corporan's kid is sick.
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Q is banged up and Corporan's kid is sick.
Hmmm.... time for Matt Downs' debut at catcher, perhaps.
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Hmmm.... time for Matt Downs' debut at catcher, perhaps.
Please. Angel Sanchez.
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I fucking hate Lance Berkman.
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Patti Smith had a hilarious interview with an elderly black man, who was barely able able to speak.
That's drayton
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Also, "Paredes" autocorrects to "Laxatives".
He gets us the runs.
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Come on, Bogie!
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I couldn't handle listening to Drayton so I stepped out onto my balcony and took a piss. There are bats flying around below in the banana trees, the fruit bats like the pods the trees produce as they bear fruit and the insect bats like the bugs that are attracted by the lights I have handsomely illuminating the trees. In one of those weird synaptic games of Chinese Checkers I suddenly found the Ramones' Beat on the Brat running through my mind.
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Two on with no outs. Let's go, Walrus.
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Walrus hitting .189 with RISP.
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He gets us the runs.
I'll admit to not being as scatalogically inclined as many of you but fuck me, that should have been obvious. Nice work.
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Were they seriously trying to get Wallace to bunt?
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Were they seriously trying to get Wallace to bunt?
I think Millsie is just fucking with everyone at this point.
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I couldn't handle listening to Drayton so I stepped out onto my balcony and took a piss. There are bats flying around below in the banana trees, the fruit bats like the pods the trees produce as they bear fruit and the insect bats like the bugs that are attracted by the lights I have handsomely illuminating the trees. In one of those weird synaptic games of Chinese Checkers I suddenly found the Ramones' Beat on the Brat running through my mind.
Strosrays?
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Crap.
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Crap.
A lead is a lead.
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Strosrays?
Pee on the bat
Pee on the bat
Pee on the bat in an Astros hat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh oh
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That was nice work, MM. Chuck, do you live close to the jungle? I've seen enough of Carpenter.
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A lead is a lead.
True enough, but you never have too many.
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Pee on the bat
Pee on the bat
Pee on the bat in an Astros hat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh oh
Drayton?
(it makes about as much sense)
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Tying run coming to bat for the Orioles.
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I'm loving Bogusevic out in RF.
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I'm loving Bogusevic out in RF.
#nolefties
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Tying run coming to bat for the Orioles.
This is hilarious. Now Bard can't find the plate.
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Tying run coming to bat for the Orioles.
Really? I'm so pulling for the Rays. I love Maddon.
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This is hilarious. Now Bard can't find the plate.
Damn. When I saw that last pitch, I thought we had a tie game.
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Really? I'm so pulling for the Rays. I love Maddon.
Rays beat the Yankees, so Boston has to win or go to tomorrow 1 down. I like Tampa's chances even if Boston wins tonight.
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Really? I'm so pulling for the Rays. I love Maddon.
Pulling for Rays + pulling for epic Boston meltdown.
Fact: 2011 Red Sox have a worse September record than the 1962 Mets.
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Damn. When I saw that last pitch, I thought we had a tie game.
Me too. I thought Andino was going to clobber it; he's really had Boston's number this week.
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That was nice work, MM. Chuck, do you live close to the jungle? I've seen enough of Carpenter.
The jungle is really in the Darién province which borders Colombia. It is one of the least safe places in the hemisphere and when you pair that with my relative lack of enthusiasm for massive humidity, bugs, venomous snakes, prickly plants, man-eating animals and FARC guerillas I tend not to spend a lot of time there. I understand it is a fine place for a keen birdwatcher or I imagine anyone with a death wish.
I live 150 kilometers or so west of Panama City on the Pacific coast. It's relatively dry. Today we had clear blue skies which while unusual at this time of year is not unheard of. There is a central spine of mountains that separates our side from the Caribbean side. The peaks of those mountains are maybe 40 kilometers away, 25 miles or so. The land descending from the mountains is reasonably fertile and there is some agriculture although most of it in this area is subsistance rather than commercial. Fishing is pretty important where I am and I'm looking forward to October when the month-long shrimp fishing ban is lifted.
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Nice swings Q.
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The jungle is really in the Darién province which borders Colombia. It is one of the least safe places in the hemisphere and when you pair that with my relative lack of enthusiasm for massive humidity, bugs, venomous snakes, prickly plants, man-eating animals and FARC guerillas I tend not to spend a lot of time there. I understand it is a fine place for a keen birdwatcher or I imagine anyone with a death wish.
I live 150 kilometers or so west of Panama City on the Pacific coast. It's relatively dry. Today we had clear blue skies which while unusual at this time of year is not unheard of. There is a central spine of mountains that separates our side from the Caribbean side. The peaks of those mountains are maybe 40 kilometers away, 25 miles or so. The land descending from the mountains is reasonably fertile and there is some agriculture although most of it in this area is subsistance rather than commercial. Fishing is pretty important where I am and I'm looking forward to October when the month-long shrimp fishing ban is lifted.
Interesting. It sounds idyllic. How often do you have to come to the states?
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Just tuned into the game. Looks like Bogusevic is playing his way into the opening day lineup. Fair assessment?
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Del Rosario in to pitch. I don't like this matchup agin Pujols.
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Just tuned into the game. Would it be a fair assessment that Bogusevic is playing his way into the opening day lineup?
I hope so. He's been hitting well, too.
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Del Rosario in to pitch. I don't like this matchup agin Pujols.
Turned out pretty well. He plunked the cocksucker and still got him out.
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Papelshit in for Boston. I'd sure like to see him melt down.
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Interesting. It sounds idyllic. How often do you have to come to the states?
Less and less. Initially I intended to spend about half my time here but the farther along I get the more time I want to spend here. I'll be in the States for the holidays and spring training but I'm realizing that other than those two periods there's not a hell of a lot of reason for me to be there. I find myself making a couple of quick trips here and there. I came up for a week or two in May I think it was and I have another lined up next month. I usually have some business and then take the opportunity to see family or whatever.
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Less and less. Initially I intended to spend about half my time here but the farther along I get the more time I want to spend here. I'll be in the States for the holidays and spring training but I'm realizing that other than those two periods there's not a hell of a lot of reason for me to be there. I find myself making a couple of quick trips here and there. I came up for a week or two in May I think it was and I have another lined up next month. I usually have some business and then take the opportunity to see family or whatever.
I'm curious how you first came to discover the place and decide it might be somewhere you would want to live.
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I really am sick of Berkman and his twat mullet.
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Shitfuck.
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Less and less. Initially I intended to spend about half my time here but the farther along I get the more time I want to spend here. I'll be in the States for the holidays and spring training but I'm realizing that other than those two periods there's not a hell of a lot of reason for me to be there. I find myself making a couple of quick trips here and there. I came up for a week or two in May I think it was and I have another lined up next month. I usually have some business and then take the opportunity to see family or whatever.
If you ever get to SFO, I'd come there to see you.
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I've seen enough of EDR.
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HPU in Red Sox game doing his best push for Boston. Eric Gregg is embarassed about some of these calls.
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Come on, WW.
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Holy shit. When did WW become an effective pitcher?
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Tying run on 1b for O's, 1 out.
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Bad luck on that ball by Markakis: Gonzalez was on the line because of the runner on 1st and made the play on a hard-hit ball down the line. If he's in his normal spot that's a double.
Now Vlad the Impaler singles into LF. Runners on 1st and 3rd with 1 out.
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Holy shit. When did WW become an effective pitcher?
You just had to ask, didn't you?
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Holy shit. When did WW become an effective pitcher?
I'm so sorry.
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I really am sick of Berkman and his twat mullet.
You know, I think I'm finally there. I know I'm late to the party with some of you, but Berkman just continues to piss me off, over and over. I can't point to anything specific that pisses me off, but it's something that won't go away.
Oh wait, I remember. He's a fucking Cardinal. Fuck em.
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Setting up the crushing game for tomorrow.................I hope
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Anyone but a catcher running there is safe.
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Wieters dribbles a ball out front of the plate, Papelbon and the catcher can't decide who should make the play, the catcher finally does and *just* gets Wieters (who runs like a catcher). Run scores, tying run moves to 2nd, 2 outs.
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Thanks for nothing, WW. 9-6 Fuckheads.
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JD says we got 'em right where we want 'em.
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You know, I think I'm finally there. I know I'm late to the party with some of you, but Berkman just continues to piss me off, over and over. I can't point to anything specific that pisses me off, but it's something that won't go away.
Oh wait, I remember. He's a fucking Cardinal. Fuck em.
Fuck. Twinkie. He's dead to me.
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I'm curious how you first came to discover the place and decide it might be somewhere you would want to live.
The short answer is a friend of mine was using a realtor in the US whose husband is Panamanian. This fellow talked the country up quite a bit. I was aware of the country's advantages (relative safety, good economy, use of the US dollar [remains to be seen how advantageous that is], 20-year property tax exoneration, no hurricanes, few earthquakes, good infrastructure, easy to get to, very possible to gain residency etc.) but hearing about the place straight from the source as it were made me pay more attention. I came down a couple of times and had a good look around and realized I could fairly easily do what I do from here as well as anywhere else.
There are certainly negatives but on the whole it's a good place to live, for me at least. You know, the reasonable cost of and high quality of healthcare would be enough for many people to seriously investigate the country. I'm thinking seriously about getting my mother a retiree's residency in case Medicare goes away or is significantly altered. She's in good health now but will not always be and the more options the better.
Hap, the next time I'm in northern California I'll let you know and we'll work something out. I used to spend a ton of time there but haven't been is quite some time. I'll rectify that soon enough.
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I can't point to anything specific that pisses me off, but it's something that won't go away.
I could get a list started for you if you need one.
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Fuck you, Rhodes. Come on, Bogey.
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Well shit.
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Fuck. Red Sox win, but at least Papelshit had to throw about 30 pitches. He'll either be unavailable or tired tomorrow.
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What the fuck are you doing, La Genius, you drunk motherfucker.
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What the fuck are you doing, La Genius, you drunk motherfucker.
He has to do something. The players can't win on their own. Duh!
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Let's go, Lee. Let's fucking put it on them.
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He has to do something. The players can't win on their own. Duh!
He flaunted the rules there and got away with it. Millsie should say something after the inning.
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Salas abused Wallace with that nasty changeup.
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I PITY THE FOO WHO RUN ON BOGEY!
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Bogie's got a gun... La Russa's come undone... their nightmare's just begun...
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Fernando ain't fooling them, but Bogey has a cannon.
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God damn it. Bounce that 0-2 hook.
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That 3-2 bounce is what you should have done with Pujols, damn it.
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God damn it. Turn out the lights.
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Crap. I wonder if Melancon is available tomorrow.
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Holy crap. This is ugly. I hate the Cardinals
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We shoulda gone with Reuben's thread.
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I go downstairs to de-bone some chicken and you fuckers let this thing get out of hand. Nice going.
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I hate the Turds.
I hate Pooholes
I hate Larussa
I hate Berkman
I hate Rafael Friggin Furcal
I hate John Jay
I hate Aaron Miles
I hate Dave Duncan
I hate Yadier Molina
I hate Chris Carpenter
I hate this Salas guy
I hate Dotel
If he wears a Turd uni I hate him.
I'm not saying I hope the Turds hotel is overrun with gopher rats who eat all of their ballsacks off while they have nightmares of getting blown by a pirahna, but who knows what might happen.
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That didn't come close to hitting the sob.
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Who knows, I may be kin to Tony Cruz, but I hate him.
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Hit this MFer in the head in the name of Brad Lidge.
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So........how's it going, everybody?
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Deserters
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Rally caps?
Come on Caballo
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Oh well. May the Turds rot in Hades. Good night, JCIII.