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Title: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Ron Brand on August 06, 2011, 06:14:14 pm
Hart RF
Morgan CF
Braun LF
Fielder 1B
McGehee 3B
Betancourt SS
Lopez 2B
Lucroy C
Narveson P

Bourgeois CF
Altuve 2B
Martinez LF
Lee 1B
Michaels RF
Paredes 3B
Barmes SS
Quintero C
Myers P
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 06, 2011, 06:16:17 pm
Fatso hits one a country mile for a three run dinger in top one. Mil 3 Htn coming to bat.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Ron Brand on August 06, 2011, 06:16:36 pm
Hart singles, Morgan bunts for a single, and Fielder hits one 877' into the stratosphere in right for a 3-0 Brewer lead.

You can hear the sad resignation in Baggy's voice.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Ron Brand on August 06, 2011, 06:17:18 pm
It's all yours, Mr. H, I've got to go to work in a bit.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Ron Brand on August 06, 2011, 06:18:10 pm
Fielder came into this game hitting .476 with four homers against Myers.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 06, 2011, 06:20:51 pm
Astros go meekly in order in bottom one. 3-0 wrong club
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 06, 2011, 06:30:32 pm
Myers lets no one score in top 2. 3-0 Mil
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 06, 2011, 06:31:11 pm
Martinez sells out for an all or nothing grab in shallow LF.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 06, 2011, 06:32:22 pm
Down at the Slack Slack.... Kabong!!!!
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 06, 2011, 06:33:19 pm
.... smoking a 12 lb brisket and a 7 pound pork butt.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 06, 2011, 06:38:29 pm
Martinez sells out for an all or nothing grab in shallow LF.

He got a poor jump on that ball, and he made the play much harder than it should have been.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Ron Brand on August 06, 2011, 06:39:36 pm
.... smoking a 12 lb brisket and a 7 pound pork butt.

What is that, one cheek?
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 06, 2011, 06:39:58 pm
These sum bitches can hit.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 06, 2011, 06:42:27 pm
What is that, one cheek?

yes, one cheek.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Ron Brand on August 06, 2011, 06:43:59 pm
Christ, that was foul.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 06, 2011, 06:44:38 pm
Christ, that was foul.

Shitfuck
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Ron Brand on August 06, 2011, 06:44:47 pm
Seems like when you're this shitty everything else just piles on top of you.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Ron Brand on August 06, 2011, 06:46:10 pm
This team is almost as bad as its radio crew now.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 06, 2011, 06:46:30 pm
Seems like when you're this shitty everything else just piles on top of you.

That's so true. When we were 12-34 in '79, everything went against us.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Outlawscotty on August 06, 2011, 06:47:04 pm
Didn't it hit the ground on the side of the plate first?
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 06, 2011, 06:52:27 pm
Bettancourt was safe.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 06, 2011, 06:55:12 pm
Well, two runs score, but Myers pitches out of further damage. 5-1 Bottom 3. It's gonna be a long night.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: JaneDoe on August 06, 2011, 06:56:23 pm
This team is almost as bad as its radio crew now.

Impossible'!!
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: chuck on August 06, 2011, 06:56:44 pm
Bettancourt was safe.

Gary was dead wrong on both calls. It's amazing that these guys get paid.

I don't think I've ever seen a manager argue for so long and not get run.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 06, 2011, 07:00:32 pm
Gary was dead wrong on both calls. It's amazing that these guys get paid.

I don't think I've ever seen a manager argue for so long and not get run.

Cedarstrom is a gentleman. He knows Mills is frustrated and getting his butt kicked at home, so he gave him a lot of leeway. Had Mills gone apeshit and pulled some Pinella type shit, Cedarstrom would have run him early.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 06, 2011, 07:05:16 pm
JD!!!! 5-4 game
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: remy on August 06, 2011, 07:05:27 pm
JD fucking Martinez, ladies and gentlemen.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 06, 2011, 07:05:33 pm
Three run homer by JD(m)!!!
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: moriartp on August 06, 2011, 07:08:54 pm
Ain't power great?
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 06, 2011, 07:11:48 pm
Fucking Myers is throwing a knuckleball!
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: chuck on August 06, 2011, 07:15:12 pm
Jeff Bagwell is unquestionably my favorite Astro ever but his calling Brett Myers 'Mearsie' is starting to wear on me.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 06, 2011, 07:16:10 pm
Jeff Bagwell is unquestionably my favorite Astro ever but his calling Brett Myers 'Mearsie' is starting to wear on me.

Agreed. Myers tosses a scoreless frame 5-4 Mil
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: chuck on August 06, 2011, 07:18:04 pm
Agreed. Myers tosses a scoreless frame 5-4 Mil

Not even Myersie but Mearsie. WTF?
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 06, 2011, 07:19:08 pm
I hate seeing Michaels starting games.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 06, 2011, 07:20:17 pm
Michaels gives one a ride, but it wasn't long enough.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: JaneDoe on August 06, 2011, 07:20:53 pm
Not even Myersie but Mearsie. WTF?

Milo has brainwashed them all...
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Aussie Astro on August 06, 2011, 07:21:57 pm
Not even Myersie but Mearsie. WTF?
Are you sure he's not asking for mercy?
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 06, 2011, 07:23:12 pm
Narveson is not sharp tonight. He can be had.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 06, 2011, 07:24:29 pm
These fucking umpires are horrible.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 06, 2011, 07:27:11 pm
5-4 Brew Crew top 5
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: chuck on August 06, 2011, 07:27:22 pm
It's a fucking disgrace how bad these umpires are. All over the league. The MLB is turning into the NBA. 
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: austro on August 06, 2011, 07:27:57 pm
Paredes got screwed. That wasn't even a difficult call.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 06, 2011, 07:32:13 pm
It's a fucking disgrace how bad these umpires are. All over the league. The MLB is turning into the NBA. 

MLB has to do something about this. When you combine offensiveness with incompetence, the atmosphere gets troublesome.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 06, 2011, 07:33:44 pm
I  think that the SEC umps back in the day were better than these guys. And they didn't have the luxury of a four man crew.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 06, 2011, 07:38:38 pm
5-4 Mil bottom 5
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 06, 2011, 07:56:09 pm
Arrggghhhh!!! These same two fuckers.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Ebby Calvin on August 06, 2011, 07:57:36 pm
Arrggghhhh!!! These same two fuckers.

Listening on the radio?
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 06, 2011, 08:09:56 pm
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 06, 2011, 08:22:03 pm
Carpenter mercifully out of the game with the bases juiced. He couldn't hit the broad side of a red barn tonight. No control whatsoever.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: JaneDoe on August 06, 2011, 08:22:32 pm
Carpenter mercifully out of the game with the bases juiced. He couldn't hit the broad side of a red barn tonight. No control whatsoever.

What about a black barn?
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 06, 2011, 08:25:44 pm
What about a black barn?

You color your barn; I'll color mine, JD.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 06, 2011, 08:25:57 pm
I hate the fact that the flash mob guy is such a dumbass because I would like to see the whole routine. I wish the guy had his shit together and would have shown up on time so we could see the whole crew work their magic, flash mob style. And the dumbass camera man, I'm not cutting him any slack either because he fucked up too. A couple of dumbfucks they are.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: NeilT on August 06, 2011, 08:32:08 pm
I hate the fact that the flash mob guy is such a dumbass because I would like to see the whole routine. I wish the guy had his shit together and would have shown up on time so we could see the whole crew work their magic, flash mob style. And the dumbass camera man, I'm not cutting him any slack either because he fucked up too. A couple of dumbfucks they are.

I was supposed to be in that flash mob, and man was I bummed when that idiot pulled it out early.  You don't even get to see my final pas de deux with the cute chick.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 06, 2011, 08:58:21 pm
Nice pitch Wright. 7-4
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 06, 2011, 09:01:32 pm
Four pitch walk by Wright.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 06, 2011, 09:03:01 pm
I was supposed to be in that flash mob, and man was I bummed when that idiot pulled it out early.  You don't even get to see my final pas de deux with the cute chick.

I hear that in the world of flash mobsters, he's now a persona non grata.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 06, 2011, 09:05:02 pm
Go to the plate, Wright.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 06, 2011, 09:06:00 pm
Q could have killed Carlos by throwing that ball after the inning was over. WTF?
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 06, 2011, 09:11:35 pm
Barmes with the third long ball for the Astros tonight. When was the last time that happened? 7 - 5 Brewers in the Astros half of the ninth.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: BizidyDizidy on August 06, 2011, 09:16:47 pm
What the fuck was that?
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 06, 2011, 09:17:09 pm
Shitfuck. 7-5 We lose. Again.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 06, 2011, 09:17:38 pm
Hell of a throw on an ill-advised advancement.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: BizidyDizidy on August 06, 2011, 09:17:49 pm
In a season of stupid fucking play, that was one of the stupidest. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out Dave
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: chuck on August 06, 2011, 09:18:08 pm
Nice work, Clarkie.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Randy Watson on August 06, 2011, 09:20:00 pm
What a dumbass move Clark. Jesus what was even the point of getting to third, trying to cover the spread?
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 06, 2011, 09:20:15 pm
Wait, that was the 9th inning? WTF?!?!?
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on August 06, 2011, 09:25:57 pm
Perfect ending for Your Houston Astros this year.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Navin R Johnson on August 07, 2011, 02:05:20 am
Are we sure this was Clark's doing?  I watched a couple replays and couldn't tell if JB decided to just go for it or was actually waived to 3rd by Clark.

The one replay I saw looked liked JB but his head down and just plowed right thru 2nd base.

Whoever made the decision it was stupid, that being said that was one hell of a throw by Nyger.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: chuck on August 07, 2011, 11:27:54 am
Are we sure this was Clark's doing?  I watched a couple replays and couldn't tell if JB decided to just go for it or was actually waived to 3rd by Clark.

The one replay I saw looked liked JB but his head down and just plowed right thru 2nd base.

Whoever made the decision it was stupid, that being said that was one hell of a throw by Nyger.

On one of the replays you can plainly see JB look up and check in with Clark just as he's rounding second. The TV guys said as it was happening that Clark was sending JB.
Title: Re: Astros vs. Brewers, 8/6/11
Post by: Navin R Johnson on August 07, 2011, 12:15:02 pm
Watched the clip on MLB.com, you are right in that Shuck looks up but you can't tell if he ran through the stop sign or not.  Clark's reaction afterwards makes me think he did.  But if the guys on TV said Clark sent him, I will go with that.  It is just so ridiculously stupid to be sending him I guess I was just giving Clark the benefit of the doubt.