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Title: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 07:04:18 pm
 Pittsburgh
     
J. Tabata lf   
M. Diaz rf    
A. McCutchen cf    
N. Walker 2b       
L. Overbay 1b        
B. Wood 3b     
M. McKenry c       
R. Cedeno ss    
C. Morton p       
 

 Houston
     
J. Bourgeois cf       
J. Keppinger 2b    
H. Pence rf    
C. Lee lf       
B. Wallace 1b
C. Johnson 3b    
C. Barmes ss   
J.R. Towles c       
J.A. Happ p

What time does the Hockey game start? Game 7 baby!
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 07:06:55 pm
There is a low shit pressure system building up. I see a shit hurricane on the horizon.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Matt on June 15, 2011, 07:07:22 pm
What time does the Hockey game start? Game 7 baby!

Right fucking now! 

Well, soon.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: austro on June 15, 2011, 07:17:44 pm
Happ was a little unlucky there.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Matt on June 15, 2011, 07:18:22 pm
After The Dude sings "Oh, Canada" they'll start this fucking game
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 07:18:35 pm
Happ pitching

Tabata flied out to center.
Strike looking, Ball, Strike swinging, Diaz struck out looking.
Foul, Ball, Strike looking, Ball, Foul, Ball, McCutchen walked.
Strike looking, Ball, Pickoff attempt, Pickoff attempt, Pickoff attempt, Ball, Strike looking, Foul, Walker tripled to right, McCutchen scored.
Overbay struck out swinging.

Pirate 1 Astro 0
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: austro on June 15, 2011, 07:19:30 pm
After The Dude sings "Oh, Canada" they'll start this fucking game

That's a great anthem.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 07:20:55 pm
After The Dude sings "Oh, Canada" they'll start this fucking game

A rousing rendition, the crowd was awesome!
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 07:23:36 pm
Hopefully Luongo wont shit the bed.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: austro on June 15, 2011, 07:23:59 pm
Good lord, fucking Billingsley earned me -10 points with his "effort" today. That's very helpful.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 07:25:11 pm
Charlie Morton pitching:

Michael Bourn :   Ball, Strike looking, Ball, Bourn grounded out to second.
Jeff Keppinger :   Strike looking, Ball, Ball, Ball, Strike swinging, Foul, Foul, Keppinger grounded out to shortstop.
Hunter Pence :   Strike swinging, Foul, Ball, Ball, Ball, Pence singled to center
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: BudGirl on June 15, 2011, 07:36:00 pm
Good lord, fucking Billingsley earned me -10 points with his "effort" today. That's very helpful.

boo fucking hoo.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 07:37:37 pm
Carlos Lee :   Ball, Lee singled to left center, Pence to second.
Brett Wallace :   Ball, Ball, Ball, Wallace walked, Pence to third, Lee to second.
Chris Johnson :   Strike looking, Johnson grounded into fielder's choice to second, Wallace out at second.

end of 1 The Pirate 1 The Astro 0
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: austro on June 15, 2011, 07:38:13 pm
boo fucking hoo.

Yeah, I figured I'd get a lot of sympathy for that.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: BudGirl on June 15, 2011, 07:40:14 pm
Yeah, I figured I'd get a lot of sympathy for that.

you did an outstanding job of jinxing me earlier this year. 
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 07:44:21 pm
Patrice Bergeron scores, Bruin 1 Nuck 0
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on June 15, 2011, 07:45:11 pm
Go Canucks!
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 07:46:15 pm
The Pirate 2nd
J.A. Happ pitching:
Brandon Wood :   Strike looking, Foul, Wood fouled out to catcher.
Michael McKenry :   Ball, Ball, Ball, Strike looking, McKenry singled to left center.
Ronny Cedeno :   Ball, Strike swinging, Strike looking, Cedeno struck out swinging.
Charlie Morton :   Strike looking, Strike swinging, Morton struck out swinging.

The Astro 2nd
Charlie Morton pitching:
Clint Barmes :   Ball, Barmes grounded out to third.
J.R. Towles :   Ball, Foul, Foul, Towles lined out to shortstop.
J.A. Happ :   Ball, Ball, Strike looking, Happ grounded out to first.
 1 - 0
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Matt on June 15, 2011, 07:46:55 pm
Go Canucks!

Nope. We gotta keep the Cup in America where it belongs.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on June 15, 2011, 07:47:33 pm
I've always had a soft spot for British Columbia.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 07:48:35 pm
I've always had a shit spot for Boston. Go Canucks!
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on June 15, 2011, 07:50:05 pm
Happ is not sharp with his secondary pitches today.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Matt on June 15, 2011, 07:52:28 pm
I've always had a soft spot for British Columbia.

I was neutral until they started biting and cheap shotting people. Now I'm rooting for Boston.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on June 15, 2011, 07:54:27 pm
I was neutral until they started biting and cheap shotting people. Now I'm rooting for Boston.

Of course, it is probably time to revisit my conferring a soft spot for British Columbia, since the main reason why I liked it was their pot rocked.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Matt on June 15, 2011, 07:54:46 pm
Also, Tim Thomas is a badass.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Ron Brand on June 15, 2011, 07:55:44 pm
Milo just referred to Red Ass as 'Brokey'.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 07:57:05 pm
I just can't get with Boston.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 07:59:09 pm
The Pirate 3rd
J.A. Happ pitching:
Jose Tabata :   Ball, Strike swinging, Ball, Foul, Tabata grounded out to first.
Matt Diaz :   Ball, Ball, Strike swinging, Diaz doubled to left.
Andrew McCutchen :   McCutchen flied out to right.
Neil Walker :   Ball, Strike looking, Ball, Walker singled to center, Diaz scored.
Lyle Overbay :   Ball, Ball, Ball, Overbay walked, Walker to second.
Brandon Wood :   Ball, Ball, Strike swinging, Strike swinging, Wood struck out swinging.
End of .5 Inning (1 Run, 2 Hits, 0 Errors)

after 2.5 the Pirate 2 the Astro 0
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 08:01:25 pm
Astros 3rd
Charlie Morton pitching:
Michael Bourn :   Strike looking, Ball, Ball, Bourn reached on an infield single.
Jeff Keppinger :   Pickoff attempt, Foul, Strike looking, Keppinger singled to left center, Bourn to second.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: BudGirl on June 15, 2011, 08:05:59 pm
two on no outs, how do the astros do?  probably no runs.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 08:07:19 pm
Hunter Pence :   Foul, Ball, Strike swinging, Ball, Pence struck out swinging.
Carlos Lee :   Strike looking, Strike swinging, Ball, Lee struck out swinging.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 08:08:24 pm
Brett Wallace with a single to LF to score Bourn!!!
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: BudGirl on June 15, 2011, 08:09:11 pm
do you think johnson can get an rbi?  um, doubtful
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 08:10:33 pm
CJ with fortuitous bounce, error on 3b,  bases loaded.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: BudGirl on June 15, 2011, 08:10:39 pm
morton is a lot taller than the catcher.

Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: hostros7 on June 15, 2011, 08:12:18 pm
Milo just referred to Red Ass as 'Brokey'.

No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 08:13:44 pm
Barmes grounded into fielder“s choice to third.

End of Three The Pirate 2 The Astro 1
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on June 15, 2011, 08:19:04 pm
JD is on fire tonight.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: BudGirl on June 15, 2011, 08:20:08 pm
he is our treasure.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 08:24:18 pm
Gonna eat now.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: austro on June 15, 2011, 08:25:24 pm
I'll give Towles this: he seems to be a tough son of a bitch.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: jbm on June 15, 2011, 08:27:02 pm
JD with the term shinburger
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: BudGirl on June 15, 2011, 08:27:53 pm
shinburger or shinburner?
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: BudGirl on June 15, 2011, 08:29:28 pm
he's fast.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 08:29:36 pm
shinburger or shinburner?

Or shitburger? SBB with the run scoring single, advances to 2nd, steals third.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: BudGirl on June 15, 2011, 08:30:35 pm
Or shitburger? SBB with the run scoring single, advances to 2nd, steals third.

not shitburger.  it was something with shin, in reference to jr fouling that ball off his leg.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Matt on June 15, 2011, 08:35:23 pm
Chara is a very large human being.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: jbm on June 15, 2011, 08:35:40 pm
I thought he said that it was a real shinburger. Shitburgers are these freakin liners to short.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Russe on June 15, 2011, 08:35:51 pm
Hunter Fucking Pence, ladies and gentlemen: takes ball four, swings through ball five.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: BudGirl on June 15, 2011, 08:36:25 pm
it was shinburger.  i have never heard that before, i had to go back and listen to it again. 
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: austro on June 15, 2011, 08:36:33 pm
Chara is a very large human being.

6'9", I think they said earlier. Tallest ever to play in the NHL.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 08:36:38 pm
Marchand scores for Boston, Bruin 2 Canuck 0. It's over.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 08:38:58 pm
6'9", I think they said earlier. Tallest ever to play in the NHL.

6'11" in skates. 7' with Afro.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Matt on June 15, 2011, 08:39:01 pm
6'9", I think they said earlier. Tallest ever to play in the NHL.

I think his slapshot was clocked at 112mph
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: austro on June 15, 2011, 08:39:19 pm
Ok, if Bourn is now #9 on the Astros' list of all-time stolen bases, who's in front of him? Cedeno and Biggio, obviously. Cabell? Doran?
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 08:40:42 pm
Ok, if Bourn is now #9 on the Astros' list of all-time stolen bases, who's in front of him? Cedeno and Biggio, obviously. Cabell? Doran?

Cruz, Morgan.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: BudGirl on June 15, 2011, 08:42:31 pm
STOLEN BASES SB
1 Cesar Cedeno 487
2 Craig Biggio 414
3 Jose Cruz 288
4 Joe Morgan 219
5 Terry Puhl 217
6 Jeff Bagwell 202

According to baseball reference:
Stolen Bases

Rank Player Stolen Bases PA
1. Cesar Cedeno 487 6389
2. Craig Biggio 414 12503
3. Jose Cruz 288 7448
4. Joe Morgan 219 4482
5. Terry Puhl 217 5458
6. Jeff Bagwell 202 9431
7. Enos Cabell 191 4240
  Bill Doran 191 4922
9. Michael Bourn 181 2095
10. Jim Wynn 180 6013
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: austro on June 15, 2011, 08:46:31 pm
I wondered about Puhl and Bagwell. Morgan surprises me, because I didn't think he was in Houston long enough to accumulate that many SBs.

Boston with a short-handed goal for a 3-0 lead. Game over.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 08:46:41 pm
Bergeron scores again! A short handed one at that. Bruin 3 Canuck 0
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Matt on June 15, 2011, 08:46:42 pm
Did Albert Pujols score a goal on Luongo recently?  He seems broken.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: BudGirl on June 15, 2011, 08:48:06 pm
what do you think brocail is saying today?
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: BudGirl on June 15, 2011, 08:49:04 pm
brocail had 13 surgeries?  that is a lot for any human.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 08:55:35 pm
Wallace just hits baseballs.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: BudGirl on June 15, 2011, 09:00:14 pm
that was a great at-bat.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: moriartp on June 15, 2011, 09:01:08 pm
Wallace just hits baseballs.

If they start to fly out of the park, he'll be a monster.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: austro on June 15, 2011, 09:02:31 pm
Why is Morton getting the low strike but Happ isn't?
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: BudGirl on June 15, 2011, 09:05:39 pm
Why is Morton getting the low strike but Happ isn't?

better catcher?
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: HudsonHawk on June 15, 2011, 09:08:24 pm
it was shinburger.  i have never heard that before, i had to go back and listen to it again. 

The term is "shinburger".  It's an old school baseball word.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 09:15:28 pm
I call that a shitburger.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 09:17:19 pm
Well, the shit-apple doesn't fall far from the shit-apple tree.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on June 15, 2011, 09:17:40 pm
what do you think brocail is saying today?

Same old shit that they always say. Trust your stuff. Throw strikes.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 09:19:45 pm
Same old shit that they always say. Trust your stuff. Throw strikes.


When you keep getting pelted with shitballs, you gotta get yourself a shit-bat
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: austro on June 15, 2011, 09:20:43 pm
Shit-pen to the rescue again.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 09:22:23 pm
He grew up as a little shit-spark from the old shit-flint, then he turned into a shit-bonfire, and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shit-firestorm.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 09:24:54 pm
Shit-tectonics. When two shitplates push together with extreme force and pressure. What do you get? Shitquakes.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 09:27:53 pm
Do you know what a shit rope is? It's a rope covered in shit that bad teams try to cling to. Y'see, the shit acts like grease, and the harder you tighten your grip, the more you slide down it
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: moriartp on June 15, 2011, 09:36:40 pm
Do you know what a shit rope is? It's a rope covered in shit that bad teams try to cling to. Y'see, the shit acts like grease, and the harder you tighten your grip, the more you slide down it

I think Drayton prefers to call that "being a champion."
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: austro on June 15, 2011, 09:38:29 pm
I think Drayton prefers to call that "being a champion."

I wonder what Crane calls it.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: MusicMan on June 15, 2011, 09:38:34 pm
I think Drayton prefers to call that "being a champion."

Nominated.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 09:39:59 pm
What a crap fest.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: austro on June 15, 2011, 09:45:56 pm
Wow, shut out at home in Game 7. That has to suck.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: MusicMan on June 15, 2011, 09:48:45 pm
Wow, shut out at home in Game 7. That has to suck.

The Bruins scored more on Canuck power plays than the Canucks did.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 15, 2011, 09:51:31 pm
The Bruins did it the hard way. They deserve it. Thomas was the man.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: austro on June 15, 2011, 09:51:57 pm
What a surprise: the bullpen is getting lit up again.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: roadrunner on June 15, 2011, 10:19:26 pm
30,000 showed up to watch the Astros-Pirates on a Wednesday?  Is tonight the Creed concert?
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 15, 2011, 10:22:32 pm
I was there, and there were more people than I expected. I had to leave early, though, and it looks like a bunch of people followed us...
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 15, 2011, 10:46:55 pm
The TV announcers are getting punch-drunk. I expect a Uecker moment any time now.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: chuck on June 15, 2011, 10:53:22 pm
unsubscribe stanley cup list
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 15, 2011, 10:53:34 pm
...and it mercifully ends. 7-3 Pirates.

Sad.
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: chuck on June 15, 2011, 10:53:43 pm
unsubscribe astros bullpen
Title: Re: The Shit Caterpillars vs the Shit Moths 06-15-2011
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 15, 2011, 10:56:24 pm
unsubscribe astros bullpen

If my count is correct, they only allowed as many runs as the two starters in tonight's game combined.