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Title: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: Limey on May 23, 2011, 02:56:59 pm
My third second preview of the year.  Enyoy.

Link (http://www.spikesnstars.com/2011/05/23/8712/)
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: Ron Brand on May 23, 2011, 03:05:31 pm
Good stuff there. Thanks for working in a Lily von Shtupp reference!
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: Limey on May 23, 2011, 03:08:36 pm
Good stuff there. Thanks for working in a Lily von Shtupp reference!

Check the record!  There's a Headley Lamarr reference in almost all my previews.
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: Ebby Calvin on May 23, 2011, 03:10:20 pm
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Aneury gets underlined in red whenever you type his name.  That’s ok.

Great job, Limey.
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: BudGirl on May 23, 2011, 03:12:52 pm
Check the record!  There's a Headley Lamarr reference in almost all my previews.

Who's that?
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: Bench on May 23, 2011, 03:13:40 pm
Who's that?

It's Headley!
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: Limey on May 23, 2011, 03:15:18 pm
Who's that?

That's Headley! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoM-ZC7uNnc)
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: MusicMan on May 23, 2011, 03:23:00 pm
Who's that?

Kids these days.
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: MusicMan on May 23, 2011, 03:24:19 pm
Why does Netflix annoy you?  I'm a Redbox guy, myself.
Title: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: geezerdonk on May 23, 2011, 03:50:54 pm
If the Astros played at the level of the previews, they'd be in the World Series by now - and it's only the end of May!
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: Ron Brand on May 23, 2011, 03:55:41 pm
Check the record!  There's a Headley Lamarr reference in almost all my previews.

Oh, I know that. But they don't all reference Lily.
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: Limey on May 23, 2011, 04:24:55 pm
Why does Netflix annoy you?  I'm a Redbox guy, myself.

I suspect they are cutting back on the number of copies they order of new releases, and/or aren't increasing the number in line with increased subscriptions.  But they will continue to charge you for 3 movies at a time, while not sending you any of the dozen or so movies in your list.  There should be a credit when you have movies in your list but they don't have a copy.

So...I cut my subscription down to 1 movie at a time - fuck 'em!
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: OregonStrosFan on May 23, 2011, 04:59:29 pm
Headley!

Good stuff Limey!
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: EasTexAstro on May 23, 2011, 05:00:51 pm
I suspect they are cutting back on the number of copies they order of new releases, and/or aren't increasing the number in line with increased subscriptions.  But they will continue to charge you for 3 movies at a time, while not sending you any of the dozen or so movies in your list.  There should be a credit when you have movies in your list but they don't have a copy.

So...I cut my subscription down to 1 movie at a time - fuck 'em!

3-D porn is still hard to get?
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: 94CougarGrad on May 23, 2011, 06:29:07 pm
Fantastic, sir.
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: austro on May 23, 2011, 07:21:59 pm
I suspect they are cutting back on the number of copies they order of new releases, and/or aren't increasing the number in line with increased subscriptions.  But they will continue to charge you for 3 movies at a time, while not sending you any of the dozen or so movies in your list.  There should be a credit when you have movies in your list but they don't have a copy.

So...I cut my subscription down to 1 movie at a time - fuck 'em!

Ok, so what have cats done to you?
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: Limey on May 23, 2011, 07:49:56 pm
Ok, so what have cats done to you?

They have laid claim to my whole bbackyard.  They lounge around the pool and on the patio furniture.  They come up to the house with impunity and stare through the windows with a "fuck you" look.  Little fuckers.  I chase them off, and the come straight back.  

I don't want a dog, but it's becoming a necessity.  
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: JimR on May 24, 2011, 09:24:53 am
They have laid claim to my whole bbackyard.  They lounge around the pool and on the patio furniture.  They come up to the house with impunity and stare through the windows with a "fuck you" look.  Little fuckers.  I chase them off, and the come straight back.  

I don't want a dog, but it's becoming a necessity.  

and they shit on said patio furniture
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: austro on May 24, 2011, 09:25:46 am
and they shit on said patio furniture

That's a weird cat.
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: Limey on May 24, 2011, 09:34:14 am
and they shit on said patio furniture

The cats shit on my rock wall.  They're supposed to bury it, but they don't.  This is how much they disrespect me.
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: JimR on May 24, 2011, 09:35:29 am
The cats shit on my rock wall.  They're supposed to bury it, but they don't.  This is how much they disrespect me.

well, the night i was there, something mistook your table for a rock wall.
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: Limey on May 24, 2011, 09:39:00 am
well, the night i was there, something mistook your table for a rock wall.

Ah, yes.  That was puke.  Thanks for reminding me.
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: Bench on May 24, 2011, 09:43:07 am
Ah, yes.  That was puke.  Thanks for reminding me.

And that wasn't the cat's puke either.
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: Limey on May 24, 2011, 09:48:05 am
And that wasn't the cat's puke either.

Must've been the raccoon that drinks from my pool.

It's like the whole animal kingdom got together one day and decided to fuck with me.
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: Jacksonian on May 24, 2011, 09:53:46 am
Must've been the raccoon that drinks from my pool.

It's like the whole animal kingdom got together one day and decided to fuck with me.

You got raptured into animal heaven.
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: BudGirl on May 24, 2011, 10:07:12 am
If dogs have souls, why not cats and raccoons?
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: MusicMan on May 24, 2011, 10:12:45 am
If dogs have souls, why not cats and raccoons?

Converting to Catholicism does not magically grant your dog a soul (http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=36337)
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: BudGirl on May 24, 2011, 10:14:19 am
Converting to Catholicism does not magically grant your dog a soul (http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=36337)

Speaking of not funny....Photoshop rarely is.

I know.
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: MusicMan on May 24, 2011, 10:15:40 am
Looks like I missed quite the party.

And I thought it was funny, but HH has spoken.  I will find it funny nevermore.
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: Jacksonian on May 24, 2011, 10:17:43 am
Converting to Catholicism does not magically grant your dog a soul (http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=36337)

"Is this heaven?"

"No.  It's Ray's backyard.  It's as close as you get."
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: EasTexAstro on May 24, 2011, 10:27:48 am
"Is this heaven?"

"No.  It's Ray's backyard.  It's as close as you get."

Nominated.
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: Craig on May 24, 2011, 11:44:40 am
"Is this heaven?"

"No.  It's Ray's backyard.  It's as close as you get."

"Well fuck. I followed the Rainbow Bridge and everything."

"No, you took the Rainbow Gut Bridge. Welcome to Purgatory."
Title: Re: Dodgers at Astros Series Preview Posted
Post by: Outlawscotty on May 24, 2011, 01:02:30 pm
Looks like I missed quite the party.

And I thought it was funny, but HH has spoken.  I will find it funny nevermore.

Amen.