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On Saturday, take unwanted clothes and shoes and leave sets of them arranged [on sidewalks around town]
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"It's not looting, it's a consolation prize from God!" (Shamelessly stolen)
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On Saturday, take unwanted clothes and shoes and leave sets of them arranged [on sidewalks around town]
Awesome!
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i never joke about stuff like this because there is a chance those folks are right.
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i never joke about stuff like this because there is a chance those folks are right.
If they are, I'm pretty sure I am doomed whether I make fun of it or not.
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God blessed mankind with a sense of humor.
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i never joke about stuff like this because there is a chance those folks are right.
Yeah, but some of us weren't alive when the Mayans made their calendars or the Bible was written.
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While I tend to agree with this...
i never joke about stuff like this because there is a chance those folks are right.
I think this is damn funny...
If they are, I'm pretty sure I am doomed whether I make fun of it or not.
CONFLICTED
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i never joke about stuff like this because there is a chance those folks are right.
"But of that day and hour knows no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only." - Matthew 24:36
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i never joke about stuff like this because there is a chance those folks are right.
Except there's not. This is total made up shit for some huckster to dupe people out of their money.
Credulousness is not a virtue.
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Except there's not. This is total made up shit for some huckster to dupe people out of their money.
Credulousness is not a virtue.
I could be mistaken, but I have not heard any instances of these people duping anyone out of anything. Kind of a tough sell...the world is ending, give us your money!!! Most people would really question why they would want money if the world is ending...
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Except there's not. This is total made up shit for some huckster to dupe people out of their money.
Credulousness is not a virtue.
ah, it must be nice to be infallibly right on everything.
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As far as I can tell, its only one 89-year old preacher and 200 M snarky people on the internet who think there will be a Rapture event Saturday.
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"But of that day and hour knows no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only." - Matthew 24:36
They took out an amusing full page ad in yesterday's USA Today "explaining" this and other questions about them, including why they incorrectly picked and missed another date a few years ago. In essence, last time we said "maybe" but this time we're serious!
Oh, and they've also covered their bases with "the world wont end on Saturday, just start to end. So, there you go. Your Race For The Lid pick is not yet in jeopardy.
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I could be mistaken, but I have not heard any instances of these people duping anyone out of anything. Kind of a tough sell...the world is ending, give us your money!!! Most people would really question why they would want money if the world is ending...
To take out full page ads in USA Today.
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Your Race For The Lid pick is not yet in jeopardy.
I can assure you mine is
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I could be mistaken, but I have not heard any instances of these people duping anyone out of anything. Kind of a tough sell...the world is ending, give us your money!!! Most people would really question why they would want money if the world is ending...
$80 million in donations from 2005 to 2009 (http://money.cnn.com/2011/05/19/news/economy/may-21-end-of-the-world-finances-harold-camping/?section=money_latest")
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Oh, and they've also covered their bases with "the world wont end on Saturday, just start to end. So, there you go. Your Race For The Lid pick is not yet in jeopardy.
Right. Rapture is Saturday but complete destruction of the Earth isn't until October 21. Presumably that starts at Yankee Stadium and works it way from there.
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Right. Rapture is Saturday but complete destruction of the Earth isn't until October 21.
So at least we get one more chance to beat OU. I don't anticipate the Sooners losing many players to the Rapture, though.
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$80 million in donations from 2005 to 2009 (http://money.cnn.com/2011/05/19/news/economy/may-21-end-of-the-world-finances-harold-camping/?section=money_latest")
Wow. NPR might need to look into changing formats.
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Wow. NPR might need to look into changing formats.
You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion. L. Ron Hubbard
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You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion. L. Ron Hubbard
NPR's revenue last year was $180 million.
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$80 million in donations from 2005 to 2009 (http://money.cnn.com/2011/05/19/news/economy/may-21-end-of-the-world-finances-harold-camping/?section=money_latest")
I seriously chose the wrong vocation... Damn guidance counselors!
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NPR's revenue last year was $180 million.
But what about expenses? If you didn't have to pay reporters to travel around and interview people....
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$80 million in donations from 2005 to 2009 (http://money.cnn.com/2011/05/19/news/economy/may-21-end-of-the-world-finances-harold-camping/?section=money_latest")
That's a lotta quacamole. But, if they really wanted to perpetuate the scam, why be so adimant about Saturday being the end of the world? Why not claim Rapture in 2021 so you can get funds to spread the word for the next 10 years? I am pretty sure most of these people really think the gig is up Saturday...
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That's a lotta quacamole. But, if they really wanted to perpetuate the scam, why be so adimant about Saturday being the end of the world? Why not claim Rapture in 2021 so you can get funds to spread the word for the next 10 years? I am pretty sure most of these people really think the gig is up Saturday...
It could be the Rapture is there for the ones receiving the money. They will disappear Saturday.
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That's a lotta quacamole. But, if they really wanted to perpetuate the scam, why be so adimant about Saturday being the end of the world? Why not claim Rapture in 2021 so you can get funds to spread the word for the next 10 years? I am pretty sure most of these people really think the gig is up Saturday...
Did you miss the point that Camping is 89, and has been absent lately?
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It could be the Rapture is there for the ones receiving the money. They will disappear Saturday.
Bingo! In paradise...
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It could be the Rapture is there for the ones receiving the money. They will disappear Saturday.
awesomeness
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I am driving to Ft. Worth to see my daughter Saturday. i guess i'll tell you all goodbye now.
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I am driving to Ft. Worth to see my daughter Saturday. i guess i'll tell you all goodbye now.
Have a safe trip!!!
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I am driving to Ft. Worth to see my daughter Saturday. i guess i'll tell you all goodbye now.
OK, that kind of joke actually makes me cringe. Be careful, Coach.
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OK, that kind of joke actually makes me cringe. Be careful, Coach.
talking about the world ending while i am en route. that might be better than the damn 18-wheelers on IH35.
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talking about the world ending while i am en route. that might be better than the damn 18-wheelers on IH35.
this is the way the world ends;
this is the way the world ends;
this is the way the world ends;
not with a bang, but with a WFW.
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It's been noted that Fredia's missing. You think she was early?
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Speaking of, I ruptured a blood vessel in my right eyeball Sunday--looks hideous, all red and shit. Oh wait...
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Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's high
DJ's spinnin' are savin' my mind
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
Francois sez fas, Flashe' no do
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and you drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night, eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercuries and Subarus
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then, when there's no more cars
You go out at night and eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe
Don't move too slow, 'cause the man from Mars
Is through with cars, he's eatin' bars
Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour, through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
I said don't stop, do punk rock
Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars when the TV's on
And now he's gone back up to space
Where he won't have a hassle with the human race
And you hip-hop, and you don't stop
Just blast off, sure shot
'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars
And now he only eats guitars, get up!
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I'll admit it: I enjoy that song.
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I'll admit it: I enjoy that song.
Yeah, but that's like laughing at some youtube skateboard wipeout video and then finding out the guy really got hurt in the end. You still laughed at it, but it was unfortunate.
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I can't believe you clowns. Not a single one of you has said "I feel fine."
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It ended when I lost your love. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgcy-V6YIuI)
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I'll admit it: I enjoy that song.
I can top you. I like the 12" extended mix.
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It ended when I lost your love. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgcy-V6YIuI)
I knew this version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U7_r2C6Q5A&NR=1) better.
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The earth died screaming, while I lay dreaming (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whPzJbntlnY)...
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Saturday is just my birthday, it's not the end of the world.
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Saturday is just my birthday, it's not the end of the world.
Make sure you get to the cake before 6pm.
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I can top you. I like the 12" extended mix.
When Harold Camping ends up in the Federal pen he will not like getting topped and he will very much not like the 12" extended mix...
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A few tips... (http://youtu.be/hmX-lZOYcVA)
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It's been noted that Fredia's missing. You think she was early?
She's been ratpured.
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I'll admit it: I enjoy that song.
I agree. It's so crap...it works.
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American Voices (http://www.theonion.com/articles/world-to-end-saturday,20500/?utm_source=active_promotion&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=facebook_post)
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She's been ratpured.
That explains a lot.
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Did anything happen? I live in Montrose, so I assume all my neighbors wouldn't have been raptured anyway.
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Did anything happen? I live in Montrose, so I assume all my neighbors wouldn't have been raptured anyway.
Still too early. You have 20 minutes to get your affairs in order.
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Still too early. You have 20 minutes to get your affairs in order.
The transsexual prostitute vomiting in the street wasn't taken. Poor Scott. She hoped and prayed and prayed again.
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The transsexual prostitute vomiting in the street wasn't taken. Poor Scott. She hoped and prayed and prayed again.
Again? Did you hold her hair back again? Maybe you should talk her into rehab.
Anyway, yeah, heaven's pretty cool. They have internet and everything. My gmail account doesn't work, though. Turns out that Don't be evil bit was a sham.
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Again? Did you hold her hair back again? Maybe you should talk her into rehab.
Anyway, yeah, heaven's pretty cool. They have internet and everything. My gmail account doesn't work, though. Turns out that Don't be evil bit was a sham.
How many virgins did you get? Are they in burqas? Or in western dress?
I got 70. So far.
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How many virgins did you get? Are they in burqas? Or in western dress?
I got 70. So far.
I got my allotment of 70, too, but incredibly it turns out that Alkie was right about that after all.
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I got my allotment of 70, too, but incredibly it turns out that Alkie was right about that after all.
They didn't know how to handle a cock?
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How many virgins did you get? Are they in burqas? Or in western dress?
I got 70. So far.
I thought the world had, indeed, ended. It was my baby sister's 22nd birthday, and her celebration managed not to end in misdemeanor charges, for once.
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Um, I mean in 5 more months (http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/2011-05-23-camping-apocalypse-october_n.htm)
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Um, I mean in 5 more months (http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/2011-05-23-camping-apocalypse-october_n.htm)
If we ask real nice, do you think they will postpone it until the Series is over?
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Um, I mean in 5 more months (http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/2011-05-23-camping-apocalypse-october_n.htm)
You know what? It's not fucking funny anymore.
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You know what? It wasn't ever funny.
FIFY.
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Um, I mean in 5 more months (http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/2011-05-23-camping-apocalypse-october_n.htm)
PPD. Will be moved to Milwaukee.
Edited to add a link to yet another religious debate that will set folks on fire: church sign war (http://doctordavidtennant.tumblr.com/post/5321318141/two-churches-located-across-the-street-from-each-other)
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PPD. Will be moved to Milwaukee.
Edited to add a link to yet another religious debate that will set folks on fire: church sign war (http://doctordavidtennant.tumblr.com/post/5321318141/two-churches-located-across-the-street-from-each-other)
Speaking of not funny....Photoshop rarely is.
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Speaking of not funny....Photoshop rarely is.
well, church sign generator, to be precise. Who cares if it's not real?
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well, church sign generator, to be precise. Who cares if it's not real?
No one, I suppose. That doesn't make it funny.
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Why wouldn't there be rocks in heaven? That's just weird.
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Why wouldn't there be rocks in heaven? That's just weird.
What I couldn't figure out about the rapture is that everyone leaves their clothes behind. So...everyone is naked in Heaven? That sounds fun but, ignoring the expanse of exposed sausage, I'm not sure I want to see a bunch of Camping's disciples naked, with their unkempt body hair and pasty white skin.
I think I'd rather stay down here and party like it's 1994, May 2011, October 2011.
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Why wouldn't there be rocks in heaven? That's just weird.
Too many smartasses thought building glasses houses there would be funny.
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Why wouldn't there be rocks in heaven? That's just weird.
Sometimes, there just aren't enough rocks.
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Sometimes, there just aren't enough rocks.
Wait, maybe there's no geologists in heaven either? That would make total sense.
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Sometimes, there just aren't enough rocks.
Somethings are absolutely stunning in retrospect.
Forrest Gump beating both Pulp Fiction and Shawshank Redemption is one of them.
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Wait, maybe there's no geologists in heaven either? That would make total sense.
Heaven is where the geologists are. By definition.
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Somethings are absolutely stunning in retrospect.
Forrest Gump beating both Pulp Fiction and Shawshank Redemption is one of them.
I had just managed to forget about that movie enough to not even recognize the reference.
The key is that Hanks didn't go full-retard.
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Heaven is where the geologists are. By definition.
Circa 1985 the definition of a geologist was the "the guy who works the night shift at the 7-11".
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Circa 1985 the definition of a geologist was the "the guy who works the night shift at the 7-11".
[1985]What do you call a geologist in a restaurant?.....waiter[/1985]
Those were the worst of times. So all of you bitching about $4/gallon gas can suck it. Happy days are here again.
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[1985]What do you call a geologist in a restaurant?.....waiter[/1985]
Those were the worst of times. So all of you bitching about $4/gallon gas can suck it. Happy days are here again.
Happy days won't truly be here again until this (http://api.ning.com/files/rwiYo72p3IYjE6SZag3*nkDnCzNW-ScYvTU5J0WoIdMIlKy*CvuHpRNvyEO1nXEhb9qhD0u3F*MLB7Imlxs1S*2swA5Dqg3A/fonzright.JPG) is sitting in my rumpus room!
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Happy days won't truly be here again until this (http://api.ning.com/files/rwiYo72p3IYjE6SZag3*nkDnCzNW-ScYvTU5J0WoIdMIlKy*CvuHpRNvyEO1nXEhb9qhD0u3F*MLB7Imlxs1S*2swA5Dqg3A/fonzright.JPG) is sitting in my rumpus room!
For the record, just pondering the fact you have a rumpus room is horrifying.
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so a Rumpus room is a kiddie version of a man-cave?
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Happy days won't truly be here again until this (http://api.ning.com/files/rwiYo72p3IYjE6SZag3*nkDnCzNW-ScYvTU5J0WoIdMIlKy*CvuHpRNvyEO1nXEhb9qhD0u3F*MLB7Imlxs1S*2swA5Dqg3A/fonzright.JPG) is sitting in my rumpus room!
Does it end with you jumping the shark?
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Does it end with you jumping the shark?
You'll only wish it did.
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The apocalypse seems to be hitting the Metroplex. 3 tornadoes sighted in the area.
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Happy days won't truly be here again until this (http://api.ning.com/files/rwiYo72p3IYjE6SZag3*nkDnCzNW-ScYvTU5J0WoIdMIlKy*CvuHpRNvyEO1nXEhb9qhD0u3F*MLB7Imlxs1S*2swA5Dqg3A/fonzright.JPG) is sitting in my rumpus room!
This (http://benheck.com/03-16-2010/bill-paxton-pinball).
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My Bro-in-law bought a Gauntlet 2 console in good condition. It's totally awesome. If he lived near me I would be there every afternoon.
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This (http://benheck.com/03-16-2010/bill-paxton-pinball).
Wow. I guess that guy doesn't think Photoshop is funny either. He had to build a real pinball machine to really get the LOLs.
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Wow. I guess that guy doesn't think Photoshop is funny either. He had to build a real pinball machine to really get the LOLs.
That's because it's HH's.
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My Bro-in-law bought a Gauntlet 2 console in good condition. It's totally awesome. If he lived near me I would be there every afternoon.
They have that at Joystix, or at least they did the last time I was there (2009). If I had the space, I'd be all about collecting old arcade machines.
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has Alky posted since the rapture happened?
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has Alky posted since the rapture happened?
If Alkie is the one that called up, we've been doing everything wrong.