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General Discussion => Archive => Game Zone 2011 Archive => Topic started by: JaneDoe on April 22, 2011, 06:10:54 pm
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Astros
Bourny, CF
Sanchy, SS
Pency, RF
El Horsey, LF
Wally, 1B
Johny, 3B
Hally, 2B
Quinty, C
Figgy, P
Brew Crew
Weeks, 2B
Gomez, CF
Dicknose, LF
The Fattest Vegetarian in the Known Universe, 1B
HeeHaw, 3B
Kotsay, RF
Betancourt, SS
Lucroy, C
Gallardo, P
GameDay (http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2011_04_22_houmlb_milmlb_1&mode=gameday)
Craig's Most Excellent Pain in the Ass Preview (http://www.spikesnstars.com/2011/04/22/astros-at-brewers-%e2%80%93-what-a-pain-in-the-ass/)
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The Fattest Vegetarian in the Known Universe, 1B
Submitted for your upheaval. Check out #17. (http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/heaviest.htm)
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go enjoy a delicious Drano Milkshake.
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Submitted for your upheaval. Check out #17. (http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/heaviest.htm)
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go enjoy a delicious Drano Milkshake.
I withdraw the moniker.
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Did Hunter really bounce that ball half-way to Wallace?
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Submitted for your upheaval. Check out #17. (http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/heaviest.htm)
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go enjoy a delicious Drano Milkshake.
I'm glad I got to read that before heading out to dinner.
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I'm glad I got to read that before heading out to dinner.
Cheesecake Factory?
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Cheesecake Factory?
I think I'm gonna find a field and chew on a few bits of grass instead.
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what just happened there? quick hook on arnsberg from home plate umpire.
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Mills ejected too. Wtf?
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Don't know what Arnsberg said to the home plate ump, but Figgy started getting the outside strike call afterwards
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Damn!
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bill hall really smoked that ball.
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Please don't make the rodeo clown our everyday catcher!
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"if i'm millsie i check out and go to a fish fry..."
-JD
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Bourn with the RBI single. Nice swing!
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"There's gotta be a wurstfest somewhere around here."
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Angel the Deliverer delivers.
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bourn is such a weapon. lets hope his demands after 2012 aren't too outrageous.
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Angel the Deliverer delivers.
I took him out of my fatacrap lineup.
Y'all're welcome!
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Big fat asshole prick Joe West ran Millsie. I got drunk with that fat fucker in St. Louis twice. He's an ungoldly egomaniac.
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Well, fuck. And now a curtain call. What a prick.
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I took him out of my fatacrap lineup.
Y'all're welcome!
me too.
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Well, fuck. And now a curtain call. What a prick.
curtain call in the 3rd inning of the 19th game of the season? what a joke.
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Shit.
I really do not like that asshat...
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fireworks inside always a good idea.
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Curtain call? Are you kidding me?!?!?
ETA: My MLB.TV is obviously behind a tad...
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Curtain call? Are you kidding me?!?!?
Nope. He's a total dick.
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If it helps... Chris Wallace (LEX) has apparently gotten tired of hitting HRs and 2Bs. Is 3-3 on the night with 2 triples... BOX SCORE (http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?sid=t495&t=g_box&gid=2011_04_22_lexafx_savafx_1)
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If it helps... Chris Wallace (LEX) has apparently gotten tired of hitting HRs and 2Bs. Is 3-3 on the night with 2 triples... BOX SCORE (http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?sid=t495&t=g_box&gid=2011_04_22_lexafx_savafx_1)
Thank you. That does help.
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"Time to play our favorite game....jinx the no-hitter."-JD
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Chris Wallace now 4 for 4 with 2 triples and a HR
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The bad news of the day, Keuchel getting slapped around, 9 hits, 3 HR, 5 ER against over 4 innnings
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Big fat asshole prick Joe West ran Millsie. I got drunk with that fat fucker in St. Louis twice. He's an ungoldly egomaniac.
Ungolden.
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Ridiculous.
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You have got to be kidding me. Fuck me twice.
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Figueroa really sucks.
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Figueroa really sucks.
I just logged on to the wifi at the hospital to post this very thing. He is fucking awful.
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Chris Wallace now 4 for 4 with 2 triples and a HR
Wow... I know it hasn't happened yet, but off the top of my head I don't recall a whole bunch of folks missing a cycle because they had 2 triples and no doubles.
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Wow Bourn stops at a go sign
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Wow Bourn stops at a go sign
Maybe Bourn should take 3rd base coach when he's not up
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Wow Bourn stops at a go sign
16 runs scored and 9 stolen bases in the middle of the 19th game of the season, he's still doing fine.
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16 runs scored and 9 stolen bases in the middle of the 19th game of the season, he's still doing fine.
It was not a knock on Bourn. Down by 2, no outs, why take a chance at home
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Well, crap.
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It was not a knock on Bourn. Down by 2, no outs, why take a chance at home
Pretty sure Clark wasn't waving him the whole way. Looked like he threw up a late stop sign.
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Wow... I know it hasn't happened yet, but off the top of my head I don't recall a whole bunch of folks missing a cycle because they had 2 triples and no doubles.
he still has one more chance
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Pretty sure Clark wasn't waving him the whole way. Looked like he threw up a late stop sign.
Couldn't tell, had to go with what the Brewers announcers were saying
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Figueroa really sucks.
Good thing Jordan Lyles is dominating AAA hitters and ready for a call-up.
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Good thing Jordan Lyles is dominating AAA hitters and ready for a call-up.
You're right!! Lyles is the missing piece to our World Series Puzzle!
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The bad news of the day, Keuchel getting slapped around, 9 hits, 3 HR, 5 ER against over 4 innnings
Line: 5.1 IP, 12 H, 6 R, 6 ER, BB, 2 SO, 3 HR... (ERA now at 3.72)
What can I say though, still a believer (not that I wouldn't be after 1 awful outing, but still...).
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Well, that was both awful and tremendous at the same time.
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AWESOME RECOVERY THERE ANGEL FRIGGIN' SANCHEZ!
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You know what? I love Angel but I'm ready for Barmes' glove over there.
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Well, that's a fun way of getting the most out of a should-have-been double play.
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And then Hall clanks one out to CF.
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And then Hall clanks one out to CF.
Ball was smoked
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You're right!! Lyles is the missing piece to our World Series Puzzle!
MRaup, experiencing the thrills of time travel, posting from the year 2016.
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Wow, good grief.
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Can't we have one clean play this inning? Just one?
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It becomes increasingly difficult to believe that Bill Hall is a major-leaguer.
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You know what? I love Angel but I'm ready for Barmes' glove over there.
Yep, 'twas a clank, but still a sweet recovery!
And no the Bad News 'Stros let another out go by the wayside... How many outs do the Brewers have this inning, 5?
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This is just fucking idiotic.
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The bad news of the day, Keuchel getting slapped around, 9 hits, 3 HR, 5 ER against over 4 innnings
Wind: 18 mph, Out to LF
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Wholly crap
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Is that Inglett at 3B? Weak effort.
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Come on boys...stick a fork in it!
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Is that Inglett at 3B? Weak effort.
Downs. Awful inning.
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Fuck me, this is the worst defensive team I have ever seen and that takes Bourn and Q into consideration. Absolutely amazing.
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This is just fucking idiotic.
The Astros 2011 motto....
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downs must know the official scorer. they gave betancourt a single on that matador play by downs.
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downs must know the official scorer. they gave betancourt a single on that matador play by downs.
You're kidding me! That was pathetic.
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Valdez comes and and refuses to dick around, getting an out the only sure way possible with this fucking infield.
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Wind: 18 mph, Out to LF
Lancaster PTSD?
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Btw, Ricky Weeks is no gold-glover either.
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Btw, Ricky Weeks is no gold-glover either.
Why, what's his OPS?
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Why, what's his OPS?
He doesn't have a New York address.
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I've reached a happy place by streaming the Grateful Dead 5/8/77 show from Cornell University.
And now the sausages are racing around the infield. Life is good, even if the Astros aren't.
I like the cut of Valdez' jib. I think he could be a valuable piece of a future puzzle.
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valdez is not fucking around right now.
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"So that's where it is! Haha. He found the amoeba strike zone."
JD and Brownie are hot tonight...
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Q with the obligatory snap-throw to first base.
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Man, I thought Weeks was out.
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wish i knew how to lip read in spanish. looked like Q had some choice words.
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I hate The Peen.
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Maybe the tag was too high up on his forearm. Not that it matters now with the walk to the next batter.
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Man, I thought Weeks was out.
I can't imagine a scenario where he wouldn't have been out but then again the HPU just rung Gallardo up on a pitch up around the brim of his batting helmet so what do I know?
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I can't imagine a scenario where he wouldn't have been out but then again the HPU just rung Gallardo up on a pitch up around the brim of his batting helmet so what do I know?
It's just like East Dillon. No respect at all.
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Hello. Somebody is stupider than we are.
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Hello. Somebody is stupider than we are.
Cub fans. Always Cub fans.
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Son of a biiiiiiitch.
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God damn cock sucking mother fuckers.
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Inches. Fuck me.
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Fucking Brewers generally give me Tourette's.
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However, there were no inches involved on that one. Aaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhh.
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I hate The Peen.
Who, Braun? I know everyone around here hates him and I know why he's hated but he is such a good hitter and has such a beautiful swing that I simply can't summon the hate that you guys enjoy. I know he's a prick. I know he's a showboat. I know.
This idiot who lived on my floor the first year of college had the nickname Peen. I'm not sure how it started but any time anything good happened he'd throw the front of his shirt up over his head Beavis-style and vigorously rub his chest as if he were a giant dick and he was masturbating himself. My indelible memory of him is one where he's wearing a Lakers shirt. The Lakers were his favorite team. He was from Miami. Yes, he was a total fuckwit. He went on to become a high-powered Republican operative in Florida.
On Pence's throw home that preceded the rundown Valdez was wandering around aimlessly in front of the mound. What the fuck did he think he was doing. Back the catcher up, dumbass.
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He went on to become a high-powered Republican operative in Florida.
This is some sort of commendation?
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This is some sort of commendation?
Natural outcome I always thought.
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Natural outcome I always thought.
Once a dick always a dick?
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You go, Brett Wallace.
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Kody Hinze hit a HR in B2 for Lancaster. He now has 6 HRs in his last 6 games (homered in 5 of last 6 games, and 6 times in his last 20 ABs).
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Once a dick always a dick?
Speaking of dicks there's a hilarious video of Peen interviewing Rudy Giuliani. I can only watch so much of those two fuckers but the beginning is awesome. Peen introduces Lispy to the camera (it's some sort of make-believe internet interview show) and sort of leans in for some reason. Lispy thinks Peen's going to shake his hand so he sticks his hand out. Peen has no such intentions, though, and sort of leans back, leaving Lispy hanging. Lispy looks around confused for a moment before retracting his hand, claw, hoof or whatever he has. Peen sort of senses his confusion and becomes even more confused than he already was.
I'm going from memory here. I may be exaggerating some of this but I don't think so. Let me see if I can find it.
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man, MGD is really, really, really shitty beer.
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Windows blown out (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42725966/ns/weather/) at the St. Louis airport.
I didn't do it.
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Don't call it if you can't fucking catch it Inglett.
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Inglett is working on that OKC trip and he knows it.
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i guess everybody wants to get in on the act. inglett with a gem of a drop in the field.
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this game has turned into JD's book of the month club.
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That wasn't hard. I'd forgotten how creepy the whole thing is and how fucked up the lighting is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVl2Cq3Uc8o
Peen is not wearing a US American flag lapel pin. He is obviously not a true Patriot.
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How old is Craig Counsell? 60? 65? He's been in the league like 40 years.
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If the Astros can hold 'em here they're just a touchdown and two-point conversion behind.
Fucking Penis Nose.
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Hope the Brewers get it all out of their system tonight...
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Well, that's pretty much the lowest of the low: Fielder beats out a double-play ball to 2B.
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I hope a two-game win streak isn't the high point of the season. This game is dreadful.
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Well, that's pretty much the lowest of the low: Fielder beats out a double-play ball to 2B.
Then again, that's what I thought after B5... and B6...
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wish castro hasn't blown out his knee, but Q and towles have been a pleasant surprise offensively this year.
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Just watched Berkman double in the STL/CIN game. He does not look like the same guy. Really fit, arms much different, runs so much quicker.
I wish he had decided to do whatever it took when he was here. Instead he got lazy and got then offended when the Astros did not re-sign him for big bucks.
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Astros got some players, maybe for the future. Gotta move on.
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I would exchange today's Wallace for today's Berkman without thinking twice.
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If he'd played like today's Berkman he'd still be in Houston. He didn't.
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If he'd played like today's Berkman he'd still be in Houston. He didn't.
Even if he had I'm not sure they would have paid him.
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I'm thinking Mills owes Arnsberg a couple of sixers tonight.
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Even if he had I'm not sure they would have paid him.
Probably not. Might've even brought a better return than he did. I'm not complaining though, we all thought he was done and brittle enough that even if he wasn't, the party wasn't going to last. Which may still be the case.
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Counsell has that Musialesque stance - that 'guy peeking around a corner' thing.
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If he'd played like today's Berkman he'd still be in Houston. He didn't.
i have an idea. no offseason flag football, don't show up to camp with a bum knee and 20 pounds overweight
and don't complain when the Astros decide not to resign you after hitting .248 with 12 (i think) home runs the year before. it will
be a bummer seeing him come to MMP with the turds, but i am fine with the way the Astros handled things with him last year.
he has nowhere to hide with pujols at 1B. i still don't think he plays 150 games in RF this year.
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This seems to be a fine opportunity for Melancon's ERA to go stratospheric.
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Gotta call that one, even if you think it is only a mercy call... UGH!
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This seems to be a fine opportunity for Melancon's ERA to go stratospheric.
He got fucked on that ball four call. Man, that was a good pitch.
Now he's nowhere close.
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Rocky road to a scoreless inning. Jeez.
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Now hold on here a minute. This place is 90% empty. Am I supposed to believe there's something better to do in Milwaukee on a Friday night?
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Go get 'em Wally. Double grand slam.
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Now hold on here a minute. This place is 90% empty. Am I supposed to believe there's something better to do in Milwaukee on a Friday night?
What are you talking about? Everyone's hauling ass to Arnold's.
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14-7 Beermeisters in the 4th, 1:30 left.
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Ballgame. 14-7 Bad Guys.
Get 'em tomorrow.