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Title: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: MusicMan on February 15, 2011, 10:04:14 pm
Boras rips into La Russa (http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/15/scott-boras-rips-tony-la-russa-a-new-one/)

I say we let them settle this in a steel cage.

And take away the key.

And set the damn thing on fire.

Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: S.P. Rodriguez on February 16, 2011, 07:39:03 am
Boras rips into La Russa (http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/15/scott-boras-rips-tony-la-russa-a-new-one/)

I say we let them settle this in a steel cage.

And take away the key.

And set the damn thing on fire.



Second the motion.  THUNDERDOME!!! TWO MEN ENTER, NO ONE LEAVES!!!
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: The Spleen on February 16, 2011, 07:55:52 am
THUNDERDOME!!! TWO MEN ENTER, NO ONE LEAVES!!!

Mad Max?
I'm thinking more old school... as in Spartacus:

A sword fight to the death. The winner is crucified.
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: S.P. Rodriguez on February 16, 2011, 08:42:30 am
Mad Max?
I'm thinking more old school... as in Spartacus:

A sword fight to the death. The winner is crucified.

It's all spectacle dude...
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on February 16, 2011, 09:24:42 am
A window into the Pujols negotiations. (http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2011/02/15/the-dugout-st-louis-cardinals-spring-training-2011/)  Doesn't seem like either side is flexing.
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 16, 2011, 10:09:13 am
A window into the Pujols negotiations. (http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2011/02/15/the-dugout-st-louis-cardinals-spring-training-2011/)  Doesn't seem like either side is flexing.

Before I click on that link, I need some assurance that it's not linking to gay porn. Flexing, indeed... NTTIAWWI.
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: Ebby Calvin on February 16, 2011, 10:12:15 am
Before I click on that link, I need some assurance that it's not linking to gay porn. Flexing, indeed... NTTIAWWI.

Consider the source.
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: Navin R Johnson on February 16, 2011, 11:44:00 am
Yesterday it was OJ vs a skinhead, today Boras vs Tony.  What will tomorrow bring, Dane Cook vs Roseanne Barr?  Please.
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on February 16, 2011, 11:59:37 am
Consider the source.

Wanna go get manicures?
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: MusicMan on February 16, 2011, 01:00:40 pm
Yesterday it was OJ vs a skinhead, today Boras vs Tony.  What will tomorrow bring, Dane Cook vs Roseanne Barr?  Please.

Glenn Beck vs. Keith Olbermann.
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: Gizzmonic on February 16, 2011, 01:30:27 pm
Glenn Beck vs. Keith Olbermann.

+1
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 16, 2011, 07:25:46 pm
Boras rips into La Russa (http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/15/scott-boras-rips-tony-la-russa-a-new-one/)

I say we let them settle this in a steel cage.

And take away the key.

And set the damn thing on fire.



Lumberjack match, with a coal miner's glove on a pole, and all those previously raped by Boras around the ring.
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: Ron Brand on February 16, 2011, 08:02:42 pm
Lumberjack match, with a coal miner's glove on a pole, and all those previously raped by Boras around the ring.

I like the way you think.
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: MusicMan on February 16, 2011, 10:15:17 pm
I like the way you think.

Do you smell what 94CougarGrad is cookin'?
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 18, 2011, 06:52:23 pm
Do you smell what 94CougarGrad is cookin'?

If I.W. Marks could make even Paul Boesch's ears look pretty, think of what they could've done for yours.
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: Gizzmonic on February 21, 2011, 08:48:30 am
If I.W. Marks could make even Paul Boesch's ears look pretty, think of what they could've done for yours.

Paul Boesch lived next door to my grandparents in the 60's and 70's.  Supposedly he had some pretty interesting houseguests.
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: Guinness on February 21, 2011, 08:55:11 am
Glenn Beck vs. Keith Olbermann.

One can argue the points of view and leanings of Keith O, and I'm sure he'd be the first to tell you he's an editorialist and pundit more than a true newsman, but Glenn Beck is just a fucking lunatic.
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: JimR on February 21, 2011, 09:37:58 am
One can argue the points of view and leanings of Keith O, and I'm sure he'd be the first to tell you he's an editorialist and pundit more than a true newsman, but Glenn Beck is just a fucking lunatic.

oh, please. if you are even considering the possiblilty that KO is a "true newsman," you and Beck may have something in common. i cannot stand to even look at Olberman, much less listen to his drivel, and i am a Dem. he is the Fox News of the left.
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: Mr. Happy on February 21, 2011, 11:48:48 am
oh, please. if you are even considering the possiblilty that KO is a "true newsman," you and Beck may have something in common. i cannot stand to even look at Olberman, much less listen to his drivel, and i am a Dem. he is the Fox News of the left.

Actually, Coach, although I am very conservative, I can't watch Glenn Beck at all. In my opinion, he has really tainted Fox News. I actually find KO entertaining, although I vehemently disagree with virtually everything that comes out of his mouth.
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: drew corleone on February 21, 2011, 12:28:34 pm
My general rule of thumb has been that the 4-7 block = news, and the 7-10 block = entertainment.
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: Guinness on February 21, 2011, 12:48:06 pm
oh, please. if you are even considering the possiblilty that KO is a "true newsman," you and Beck may have something in common. i cannot stand to even look at Olberman, much less listen to his drivel, and i am a Dem. he is the Fox News of the left.

If you reread what I posted you'd see that I never implied KO was a newsman. "I'm sure he'd be the first to tell you he's an editorialist and pundit more than a true newsman".  He does nothing but preach to the choir that agrees with him.  But he's not a lunatic.

And Drew Corleone is correct, at least with MSNBC:  their evening shows are opinion, although Rachel Maddow is a pretty good reporter.  Otherwise, yes, it's opinion.  At least they don't pretend otherwise like some channels.
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: drew corleone on February 21, 2011, 01:24:55 pm
I think KO is absolutely a lunatic, and I also don't think MSNBC is more virtuous than the other cable networks in acknowledging that their evening shows are more news than shtick and lowest-common-denominator pandering.
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: JimR on February 21, 2011, 01:38:41 pm
If you reread what I posted you'd see that I never implied KO was a newsman. "I'm sure he'd be the first to tell you he's an editorialist and pundit more than a true newsman".  He does nothing but preach to the choir that agrees with him.  But he's not a lunatic.

And Drew Corleone is correct, at least with MSNBC:  their evening shows are opinion, although Rachel Maddow is a pretty good reporter.  Otherwise, yes, it's opinion.  At least they don't pretend otherwise like some channels.

ah, yes they do. NO different from Fox News.
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 21, 2011, 02:25:57 pm
Darn you people for bringing stuff like news and politics back into the wrestling-baseball tangent. Don't y'all know real life stuff when you see it?

{/Vince McMahon}
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: Noe on February 22, 2011, 12:52:46 pm
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/7/2/w/3/Olbermann-Unemployed.jpg)
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 22, 2011, 02:05:51 pm
Keith got a job working for Al Gore. This is what Al's people had to say about Keith:

"an acclaimed broadcaster and writer whose verbal pyrotechnics and moral passion have outraged, informed, and dazzled viewers of Countdown With Keith Olbermann for the past eight years” who is “bringing his slashing wit, analytical eye, and distinctive commentary” to the network.


"Dazzled"?

Here's what Keith, who will also serve as the network’s “Chief News Officer” and will have an equity stake in the company, had to say:

“Nothing is more vital to a free America than a free media, and nothing is more vital to my concept of a free media than news produced independently of corporate interference. In Current Media, Al Gore and Joel Hyatt have created the model truth-seeking entity.”


Wow.

Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: S.P. Rodriguez on February 22, 2011, 02:25:39 pm
Keith got a job working for Al Gore. This is what Al's people had to say about Keith:

"an acclaimed broadcaster and writer whose verbal pyrotechnics and moral passion have outraged, informed, and dazzled viewers of Countdown With Keith Olbermann for the past eight years” who is “bringing his slashing wit, analytical eye, and distinctive commentary” to the network.


"Dazzled"?

Here's what Keith, who will also serve as the network’s “Chief News Officer” and will have an equity stake in the company, had to say:

“Nothing is more vital to a free America than a free media, and nothing is more vital to my concept of a free media than news produced independently of corporate interference. In Current Media, Al Gore and Joel Hyatt have created the model truth-seeking entity.”


You know, back when he did real news at ESPN, he was much more entertaining.  Now he just makes me want to punch his face.  But to demonstrate my fair and balanced approach, I get the same feeling listening to Rush, Liddy, Beck, and Mr. Current Affair himself O'Reilly.  They are simply the opposite sides of the same coin.  Maybe we should take this coin , insert it into  one of those novelty devices that flatten and stretch the coin into uselessness. 

Wow.


Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: Guinness on February 22, 2011, 03:07:06 pm


My particular point wasn't that KO doesn't rub people the wrong way (I could only watch him occasionally myself when he was on), but that he isn't batshit crazy.  He doesn't, for example, believe the Egyptian revolution was staged by the Muslim Brotherhood in cahoots with Obama and US homosexuals in order to further a gay socialist agenda in the US.  Glenn Beck does.  So it's not an apples to oranges comparasin--it's an apples to fucked up moron comparison.

Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on February 22, 2011, 03:35:29 pm
Holy shit, people.  There are pitchers and catchers playing long toss right now, and this is the best we've got?
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: Mr. Happy on February 22, 2011, 04:46:24 pm
Holy shit, people.  There are pitchers and catchers playing long toss right now, and this is the best we've got?

+1
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: MusicMan on February 22, 2011, 04:51:02 pm
Holy shit, people.  There are pitchers and catchers playing long toss right now, and this is the best we've got?

No, we have unnamed Cubbies shitting on Dusty Baker.
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on February 22, 2011, 04:52:59 pm
No, we have unnamed Cubbies shitting on Dusty Baker.
+ #2
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 23, 2011, 06:35:17 am
No, we have unnamed Cubbies shitting on Dusty Baker.

Shit on the FTC.
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: Gizzmonic on February 23, 2011, 09:09:07 am
Holy shit, people.  There are pitchers and catchers playing long toss right now, and this is the best we've got?

And college baseball.  Hello?
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: Bench on February 23, 2011, 02:39:47 pm
My particular point wasn't that KO doesn't rub people the wrong way (I could only watch him occasionally myself when he was on), but that he isn't batshit crazy.  He doesn't, for example, believe the Egyptian revolution was staged by the Muslim Brotherhood in cahoots with Obama and US homosexuals in order to further a gay socialist agenda in the US.  Glenn Beck does.  So it's not an apples to oranges comparasin--it's an apples to fucked up moron comparison.



Glenn Beck:  Reform rabbis are the equivalent of radical Islam. (http://www.thejc.com/news/hall-infamy/45606/hall-infamy-glenn-beck)

When you talk about rabbis, understand that most -- most people who are not Jewish don't understand that there are the Orthodox rabbis, and then there are the Reformed rabbis. Reformed rabbis are generally political in nature. It's almost like Islam, radicalized Islam in a way, to where it is just -- radicalized Islam is less about religion than it is about politics. When you look at the Reform Judaism, it is more about politics.
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: Limey on February 23, 2011, 03:35:01 pm
Glenn Beck:  Reform rabbis are the equivalent of radical Islam. (http://www.thejc.com/news/hall-infamy/45606/hall-infamy-glenn-beck)

When you talk about rabbis, understand that most -- most people who are not Jewish don't understand that there are the Orthodox rabbis, and then there are the Reformed rabbis. Reformed rabbis are generally political in nature. It's almost like Islam, radicalized Islam in a way, to where it is just -- radicalized Islam is less about religion than it is about politics. When you look at the Reform Judaism, it is more about politics.


He said this whilst holding and stroking a rabbit, Bloefeld-style.
Title: Re: Satan vs Tanked Commander
Post by: Bench on February 23, 2011, 04:20:16 pm
He said this whilst holding and stroking a rabbit, Bloefeld-style.

I like the notion of "Reformed rabbis."  I guess there's a 12 step program for that?