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Title: Hardly Researched Astro Update
Post by: VirtualBob on January 26, 2011, 08:31:38 pm
Click here (http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/01/26/diving-into-the-depths-houston-astros-2/) at your own risk for the HardballTalk HardlyballBS "research" on the 2011 Astros.  One guy on their depth chart signed weeks ago with another organization.  What a waste of time.
Title: Re: Hardly Researched Astro Update
Post by: Lurch on January 26, 2011, 09:15:14 pm
Click here (http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/01/26/diving-into-the-depths-houston-astros-2/) at your own risk for the HardballTalk HardlyballBS "research" on the 2011 Astros.  One guy on their depth chart signed weeks ago with another organization.  What a waste of time.

This guy here is dead!
Title: Re: Hardly Researched Astro Update
Post by: MusicMan on January 26, 2011, 09:20:02 pm
This guy here is dead!

Cross him off, then.
Title: Re: Hardly Researched Astro Update
Post by: Ron Brand on January 26, 2011, 11:17:00 pm
Woozily, Jack Sutherford cast a glazed but still almost focused eye upward. "NBC," he thought.

He chewed another full bite of Raisin Bran in his mouth and relished the taste. It tasted good, reminding him of fresh mornings at school, teaching his students more knowledge, knowledge that would help to serve them well in the arena of life.

"NBC. I wonder if they would be openly receptive to someone with the experience and training in English who is also a baseball fan. Who would seek to augment his state-paid paycheck that he got from teaching High School English to students. I wonder...?" he thought.
Title: Re: Hardly Researched Astro Update
Post by: OregonStrosFan on January 27, 2011, 12:34:40 am
Woozily, Jack Sutherford cast a glazed but still almost focused eye upward. "NBC," he thought.

He chewed another full bite of Raisin Bran in his mouth and relished the taste. It tasted good, reminding him of fresh mornings at school, teaching his students more knowledge, knowledge that would help to serve them well in the arena of life.

"NBC. I wonder if they would be openly receptive to someone with the experience and training in English who is also a baseball fan. Who would seek to augment his state-paid paycheck that he got from teaching High School English to students. I wonder...?" he thought.

Inspired work there Mr. Brand!
Title: Re: Hardly Researched Astro Update
Post by: Lurch on January 27, 2011, 09:10:29 am
Woozily, Jack Sutherford cast a glazed but still almost focused eye upward. "NBC," he thought.

He chewed another full bite of Raisin Bran in his mouth and relished the taste. It tasted good, reminding him of fresh mornings at school, teaching his students more knowledge, knowledge that would help to serve them well in the arena of life.

"NBC. I wonder if they would be openly receptive to someone with the experience and training in English who is also a baseball fan. Who would seek to augment his state-paid paycheck that he got from teaching High School English to students. I wonder...?" he thought.

Very nice. 
Title: Re: Hardly Researched Astro Update
Post by: Limey on January 27, 2011, 09:20:12 am
A skillfully crafted Jack Sutherford episode is always welcome.
Title: Re: Hardly Researched Astro Update
Post by: MusicMan on January 27, 2011, 10:05:37 am
Woozily, Jack Sutherford cast a glazed but still almost focused eye upward. "NBC," he thought.

He chewed another full bite of Raisin Bran in his mouth and relished the taste. It tasted good, reminding him of fresh mornings at school, teaching his students more knowledge, knowledge that would help to serve them well in the arena of life.

"NBC. I wonder if they would be openly receptive to someone with the experience and training in English who is also a baseball fan. Who would seek to augment his state-paid paycheck that he got from teaching High School English to students. I wonder...?" he thought.

Somebody's angling for a Post of the Void.
Title: Re: Hardly Researched Astro Update
Post by: MRaup on January 27, 2011, 11:34:06 am
Somebody's angling for a Post of the Void.

That's what you think!
Title: Re: Hardly Researched Astro Update
Post by: MusicMan on January 27, 2011, 11:38:00 am
That's what you think!

Hey, at least I acknowledged its existence.

Merry Festivus.
Title: Re: Hardly Researched Astro Update
Post by: Lurch on January 27, 2011, 11:40:34 am
Hey, at least I acknowledged its existence.

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