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Title: #CarlosLeeRules
Post by: OregonStrosFan on January 12, 2011, 10:13:33 am: #CarlosLeeRules (http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23carlosleerules) is making its way around the Astros fan twitterverse this morning. What have you got?

@AppyAstros: All shortstops should come equipped with crumple zones & air bags #carlosleerules

@johnwessling: If Carlos Lee gets hit by a pitch, he gets to eat all the candy that falls out. #CarlosLeeRules

@AndyP241: 3rd Base must be battered in 11 herbs and spices and fried. #carlosleerules

@AndyP241: Carrots, celery and rice must accompany Brett Wallace during his hot tub treatments. #carlosleerules
Title: Re: #CarlosLeeRules
Post by: Limey on January 12, 2011, 10:39:01 am: Baseballs must me stained to look like potatoes. #carlosleerules
Title: Re: #CarlosLeeRules
Post by: hostros7 on January 12, 2011, 10:49:28 am: Seventh Inning Stretch must be changed to Seventh Inning Siesta #CarlosLeeRules
Title: Re: #CarlosLeeRules
Post by: subnuclear on January 12, 2011, 10:50:32 am: Fat jokes about Carlos Lee! How imaginative! Sign me up!
Title: Re: #CarlosLeeRules
Post by: Limey on January 12, 2011, 10:53:16 am: Quote from: subnuclear on January 12, 2011, 10:50:32 am
Fat jokes about Carlos Lee! How imaginative! Sign me up!

As fat ballplayer jokes go, I think The Onion ended the competition with this classic (http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/cc-sabathia-prince-fielder-keep-imagining-each-oth,2493/).
Title: #CarlosLeeRules
Post by: geezerdonk on January 12, 2011, 11:28:03 am: The last time Fielder saw 260 was right before his ninth birthday.
Title: Re: #CarlosLeeRules
Post by: MusicMan on January 12, 2011, 11:29:15 am: Quote from: geezerdonk on January 12, 2011, 11:28:03 am
The last time Fielder saw 260 was right before his ninth birthday.

The last time he saw 300 was on DVD.
Title: Re: #CarlosLeeRules
Post by: BatGirl on January 12, 2011, 11:46:28 am: mills flies to panama to bond with lee -

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2011/01/astros_bad_ideas.php

sorry if cabrera'd
Title: #CarlosLeeRules
Post by: geezerdonk on January 12, 2011, 11:55:22 am: Somebody needs to tell John that Festivus is over.
Title: Re: #CarlosLeeRules
Post by: Ty in Tampa on January 12, 2011, 12:53:09 pm: Quote from: geezerdonk on January 12, 2011, 11:55:22 am
Somebody needs to tell John that ~~Festivus is over.~~ he's fired.
Title: Re: #CarlosLeeRules
Post by: Gizzmonic on January 12, 2011, 02:06:24 pm: 1)That oh-so-innovative list format sure does

2)Break up the article

3)Making it disjointed

4)And hard to read.

5)Which is actually a good thing.

6)Since the actual content

7)Is a rehash

8)That was shitty enough the first time
Title: Re: #CarlosLeeRules
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on January 12, 2011, 03:48:26 pm: Yikes, even though I know what the HP pays per blog entry, they still overpaid for that dreck.
Title: Re: #CarlosLeeRules
Post by: Bench on January 12, 2011, 03:53:13 pm: Quote from: GreatBagwellsBeard on January 12, 2011, 03:48:26 pm
Yikes, even though I know what the HP pays per blog entry, they still overpaid for that dreck.

Who do they pay? Is it flat or based upon the number of hits? Does that depend on the author?